The lure of the wolf
Chapter 82 Will You Regret It?
Xu Bei felt very helpless about Selling Flower Wolf and Jiang Yue’s inspiration for selling the name of Selling Flower Wolf. He refused to use it, but he couldn’t come up with a better name. In a few words, no matter what, I can't jump out.
"Fuck, no more names!" He lay on the bed and kicked the bed board.
"Langhuahua——" Jiang Yue yelled from the sofa in his living room, he would not go back until two days later, and stayed at Xu Bei's place at night.
"It's good too." Lang Jiu lay beside Xu Bei, turned over and answered in a low voice.
Xu Bei laughed angrily, he got out of bed and went to the living room, poured a glass of water: "If you give me bad advice again, I'll fuck you out now, and you go to sleep with Shen Tu!"
"Uncle, don't be like this. I'm serious about helping you. I don't want to talk about it." Jiang Yue laughed, "I won't go to Shen Tu's place, the difference in living habits is too great."
"How big is it?" Xu Beishun asked, he felt that Shen Tu was more like an ordinary person than Lang Jiu.
"You don't know," Jiang Yue sat up from the sofa, hugging the quilt, "Shen Tu doesn't sleep at night, he doesn't sleep all night... It seems that he doesn't sleep during the day... I don't even know when he sleeps .”
"No, then how is he alive?" Xu Bei glanced at Lang Jiu who was lying on the bed sprawled across the bed. This guy was able to sleep quite well. Although his sleep was very light, he woke up when there was any movement, but he would fall asleep within a few minutes after touching the pillow. can fall asleep.
"Who knows, Brother Lin trained a master," Jiang Yue smiled, "Don't look at Guaijiu before, but if you want to sneak attack Guaijiu, you still have a chance to steal it, but if you want to sneak attack Shen Tu, it will be difficult. So I don't want to stay with him all the time, because it will become crazy after a long time."
"You can't steal it from me!" Lang Jiu hugged Xu Bei's pillow and shouted in disbelief.
"You just stay there," Xu Bei laughed, "I was completely seen by the two little girls today..."
"Yo," Jiang Yue suddenly became interested, and turned his head to look into the bedroom, "Guy Jiu, what's going on, you're so generous all of a sudden, so it turns out that people are trying to show face when they shake hands."
"Shen Tu said..." Lang Jiu wanted to explain, but felt that he didn't know what to say, so he simply covered his head with a quilt, "I don't know."
"By the way, boy, I have a gift for you." Jiang Yue suddenly remembered something, grabbed his coat and ran into the bedroom, "Don't go to sleep, because you won't be able to fall asleep after seeing the gift."
Xu Bei watched Jiang Yue run in inexplicably, he was a little worried and wanted to follow in, Jiang Yue closed the door with a hook: "Uncle, don't eavesdrop."
"Fuck!" Xu Bei was stunned for a moment, then turned around and groped in his pocket for a long time, found the cigarette that Xu Ling had taken that day, went to the kitchen and opened the window to light it.Jiang Yue didn't know what he was up to, anyway, Lang Jiu followed his example, and his ability to coax children was top-notch.
"What gift?" Lang Jiu was always excited about receiving gifts, and immediately lifted the quilt and sat up.
Jiang Yue sat on the edge of the bed, took out something in a plastic bag from the inner pocket of his coat, and handed it to Lang Jiu: "I came in a hurry, so there is no packaging, do you like it?"
"No bag, I have to tear it off anyway," Lang Jiu happily took it over and opened the bag, took out a small box from inside, and was stunned for a moment, "Condom?"
"Hush...don't let Xu Bei hear it," Jiang Yue reached out to press Lang Jiu's mouth, and pointed to the words on the box, "This is different from the ones you've seen before, this is what our classmates brought back from abroad , cough... Did you see, there are small bumps, mint flavored, 12 colors..."
"Why is it like this?" Lang Jiu opened the box and took one out, and found that the small package was transparent, and the color of the condom inside could be seen, and the colorful ones were very beautiful.
"Sexy condoms," Jiang Yue smiled, "How about it, I'm not willing to use it, I'll give it to you, it's interesting enough... You can keep it and play slowly, but Xu Bei won't know until after I'm gone. No, I definitely won’t be able to leave Dingchuan alive.”
"En!" Lang Jiu nodded, his eyes still resting on the condoms of various colors.
Lang Jiu really didn't sleep well that night. He was afraid that Xu Bei would see it, so he hid the condom in the pillowcase. Xu Bei pressed him for a long time, but he didn't let go.
"It's definitely not a good thing, fuck," Xu Bei asked for a while, getting sleepy, yawned, and turned to face the wall, "Jiang Yue, this kid, is sometimes cute, sometimes very unreliable, I warn you, you Don't follow him, his brains are much better than yours in tricking, if you don't learn the essence, you will get worse..."
"Have you learned the essence yet?" Lang Jiu posted his arms around him.
"...I'll send you to Shen Tu to practice after I've learned it, and you can taste what it's like not to sleep with him." Xu Bei squeezed Lang Jiu's hand. Lang Jiu is now learning flower arrangement, and he always feels that flower thorns are something Xu Bei's opponent is still very persistent, even if he doesn't pay for it now, he is still not used to seeing his hands hurt.
"What's the name of the flower shop?" Lang Jiu changed the subject, "Wolf Flower?"
"go to bed!"
Jiang Yue stayed for two days and left. Although his plan was to stay for a few more days to have fun, Shen Tu took him back to Anhe, saying that he would either go back to school or hang out with him. Jiang Yue did not hesitate chose to go back to school.
Xu Bei was sitting alone in front of the flower shop basking in the sun. Lang Jiu went out, saying he was going shopping, but he didn’t ask too much. Now that Lang Jiu went out alone, he wasn’t too worried. Usually, when the daily necessities at home were gone, Lang Jiu would go there. Buy it, it is already very proficient.
On the contrary, Lang Jiu was very worried. He was worried that the fourth brother Liang would come. Xu Bei said that you should go and go back quickly, and come back quickly to protect Lao Tzu.In fact, Xu Bei is not very worried about Liang Laosi. This man has a lot of criminal records, and his every move will be watched by the police. He does not dare to act rashly. Even if he wants to come, he will not come in broad daylight. Explain, if he can't understand, he will be exhausted.
What Lang Jiu went to buy was beyond Xu Bei's imagination.
This is what he saw on TV. It is said to be a very high-tech hand massager and gripper. The structure is very complicated. Lang Jiu can't understand it at all, but he just remembered that this thing can massage hands The muscles of the body can still be exercised, and it doesn't take much effort, just sit there and move your hands.
He had quietly asked Shen Tu before, what to do with Xu Bei's hand, Shen Tu said that he needed to exercise more and recover a little bit, it would definitely be impossible like before, but at least it would be better than now.
Xu Bei is very lazy, Lang Jiu thinks it may be difficult for him to exercise, he is reluctant to even take a stool, this thing looks easy to use, maybe Xu Bei will be willing to use this thing, even if he is extremely lazy, he still does not want to use it. If you are willing to use it, then at least this thing can be used for massage.
Lang Jiu remembered that it was said on TV that all major shopping malls were on sale. He thought for a while, a big shopping mall was a department store. He had never been there, but he knew which bus would get there.
When he arrived at the department store, he felt a little dizzy. Although it was not as painful as when he first went to the supermarket, he was still a little dazed.He seldom comes to such crowded places. He usually just takes a walk with Xu Bei and buys clothes on the pedestrian street. Because Xu Bei doesn't like to be busy, he only goes shopping on weekdays.
Today is Saturday, and suddenly entered the department store crowded with people, Lang Jiu immediately felt confused.He didn't want to ask anyone. Of course, he didn't know that he could ask anyone, so he could only search layer by layer.
He went directly to the seventh floor, then searched for it layer by layer, and finally found it at a counter on the first floor.This made him very depressed. He was actually on the first floor. He knew that he would have searched upwards from the first floor and wasted a lot of time.
He bought the things directly, and learned how to use them from the little sales girl, and finally was fooled into buying a pair of infrared gloves. He carried the things out of the mall very satisfied.
While waiting for the bus, he saw a flower shop and couldn't help but go in. The flower shop was very big and seemed to be in good business. He went in and walked around to see how others were doing it.
When Lang Jiu returned to the flower shop with a big bag, it had been almost three hours since he went out, and Xu Bei was surrounded by a few chattering girls, his head was about to explode.
Little girls have a lot of requirements for picking flowers, and they are not as neat as boys. They just say what flowers they want without picking them, and they seldom negotiate the price.The little girl is different, each one has to be carefully selected, and the price is bargained while picking, and at the end she will ask for one or two more, and she also has a lot of requirements for packaging.
"Fuck, you're finally back," Xu Bei glanced at Lang Jiu as he entered the door, he felt relieved, his hand was immediately pricked by a thorn on a rose branch, he put his finger in his mouth, and didn't bother to look at Lang Jiu What to buy, "Hurry up and wrap flowers for the beauty..."
"What's wrong with your hand?" Lang Jiu became anxious when he saw his action, and as soon as he put the thing on the ground, he came over and pulled his hand. At a glance, he saw a small bloody eye pierced on his finger, and his eyebrows were twisted together, " Does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt," Xu Bei was a little embarrassed, and the little girls behind him who were still arguing about what kind of flowers would look good suddenly fell silent, and he could even feel their enthusiastic gazes, "Hurry up and wrap flowers."
"It's very deep..." Lang Jiu didn't let go. Xu Bei was injured on his right hand. Even a slight injury to his right hand, which is not very convenient, would make him feel uncomfortable. If he came back sooner, he would alright.
"You are so considerate," a little girl said with a smile, dangling flowers in her hand, "You are so happy."
"I..." Xu Bei glanced back at the little girls who were smiling all over their faces, and pulled out his hand, "Have you finished picking?"
"Well, the selection is over, let your little boyfriend wrap it for us, it should be prettier, and use pink yarn."
Xu Bei almost didn't fall. Looking at the girls who were laughing together, he didn't know what else to say, so he could only wave to Lang Jiu: "Did you hear that, pink yarn, work."
After Lang Jiu packed the flowers that the girls asked for separately, they stayed in the shop for a while, and some chatted for a while before leaving.One of them took out his mobile phone and quietly took a picture of him. When he wanted to turn around and take a picture of Xu Bei, Xu Bei squatted behind the counter, pretending to be looking for something, and did not stand up even after being beaten to death.
"They're gone," Lang Jiu leaned over the counter to look at him, "What are you doing?"
"You still have the nerve to ask," Xu Bei stood up, and flicked his fingers on his forehead, "Don't be so nervous in the future, let people have some ideas..."
"Worried." Lang Jiu stroked his hand.
"There's no need to be nervous about pricking the flower thorns." Xu Bei kicked the flower buckets that the little girl took off from the flower stand and put them in the middle of the room one by one to the sides. Flowers, wouldn't they be stuck in the same way?"
Lang Jiu went over to push him away, put the flower bucket on the shelf, thought for a while and turned to look at him: "I have never been stabbed, never."
"...Okay, you're awesome," Xu Bei was a little helpless, seeing the bag he put on the ground, and remembered Lang Jiu's shopping, "What have you been buying for a long time?"
Lang Jiu ran over to take the bag and put it on the counter, and smiled happily at Xu Bei, baring his fangs: "Come and see, I bought it for you."
"This classmate, please pay attention to your teeth." Xu Bei didn't expect Lang Jiu to go out for such a long time to help him buy things. He felt hot and didn't know what the kid bought. He leaned over, "I don't know anything. No shortage, what else can you buy me?"
Lang Jiu proudly took out the massager and grip that he thought was miraculous, pulled Xu Bei's right hand and put it on: "This thing is good for opponents..."
"Isn't this something that was advertised on TV..." Xu Bei looked at the thing in front of him, feeling that Lang Jiu had been fooled, and at the same time felt so touched that his heart felt weak, "Are you an idiot? fine."
"You can't use your hands very hard, this will help," Lang Jiu didn't notice the wet corners of Xu Bei's eyes, and took out the pair of infrared gloves that looked like oven gloves, "And this, what kind of wire is this?" ...Infrared gloves, I tried it, it is very mild, and the seller said it can be cured."
Xu Bei held these things that Lang Jiu was likely to spend hundreds of dollars to buy back, and then looked at the happy expression on his face, as if he had seen his hands because of these things. It’s alright, I couldn’t bear it anymore, hugged Lang Jiu who was still enthusiastically explaining the powerful effects of these things, and put both hands on him: “Stupid.”
Lang Jiu was stunned for a moment. Xu Bei had just warned him not to do this outside, but he didn't hesitate. He also put his arms around Xu Bei's waist and whispered in his ear, "What's wrong? Are you unhappy?"
"Happy," Xu Bei put his arms around Lang Jiu and stroked his hair, "I'm so happy."
"Then do you know how to use it?" Lang Jiu was most concerned about whether Xu Bei would not use it because he was too lazy.
"Use it, definitely use it."
"I just want your hand to get better, and it won't hurt if you hit me."
"I can kick you..."
After closing the store at night and going home, Lang Jiu was busy cooking as soon as he entered the door. As usual, Xu Bei half-lyed on the sofa watching TV and waited to eat ready-made ones. By the way, he studied the high-tech Lang Jiu bought.
After eating, Lang Jiu stared at him, and he quickly grabbed the high-tech and greeted him: "This is it, this is it."
"I'll help you," Lang Jiu learned for a long time with the salesperson, and it was not for nothing. He came over immediately and quickly got the things into Xu Bei's hands, "How does it feel?"
Xu Bei wanted to say something, but he didn't feel anything, but when he saw Lang Jiu looking at him expectantly, he had to close his eyes and pretend to feel it: "Mmm...it's a bit hot..."
This is nonsense, that thing also has a device like a case, it’s strange that it doesn’t get hot when you put your hands in it, but Lang Jiu was very happy to hear it: “It works, I’ll check the time, massage for half an hour, and then wear this thing to sleep. "
Xu Bei looked at the infrared glove and nodded, "Okay."
Xu Bei lay on the bed wearing those bear paws at night, raised his hand and looked at it for a long time: "Master Lang, let's discuss it."
"Huh?" Lang Jiuzheng reached out and quietly touched the box of colorful condoms under the pillow, startled, and turned to look at him.
"How do I sleep with this thing on? It takes up space under the quilt." Xu Bei moved his hands, as if wearing a pillow on his hand.
"You put it outside the quilt first," Lang Jiu leaned over and kissed him, "I'll help you pick it off and put your hand in it when you fall asleep."
"You watched me sleep?"
"Ah."
"Then can I still sleep, fuck..." Xu Bei sighed, and stuffed his hands into the quilt with difficulty, "That's it, you go to sleep."
Lang Jiu fell asleep next to him, and put his legs on him. Every day when he fell asleep, he always fell asleep in this position.
The gloves were tightly covered, and Xu Bei heard Lang Jiu's breathing slowly slowing down. He must have fallen asleep. He quietly took off the gloves and put them aside, his hands were sweating.
He was just about to put his hand out of the quilt to cool off, but Lang Jiu moved suddenly, and reached out to hold his hand: "Take it off?"
"Well, I'm sweating." Xu Bei glanced at him, but the kid still had his eyes closed.
"Put it on tomorrow." Lang Jiu touched Xu Bei's belly again, "I can't sleep."
"What's wrong? Insomnia?"
Lang Jiu pulled Xu Bei's hand to his body, Xu Bei touched his body, and immediately retracted, this kid is too fucking energetic!
"Try it, okay?" Lang Jiu leaned against him, rubbing his legs against him.
"try what?"
"This," Lang Jiu touched under the pillow and took out a small box, "Jiang Yue gave me a gift."
The lights in the room were not turned on, so Xu Bei looked at it for a long time by the moonlight before he understood it, and immediately went to grab it: "Jiang Yue must be tired of life!"
Lang Jiu had expected this kind of reaction, so he retracted his hand and put the condom behind his back. He quickly opened the box with one hand and took one out. Then he lifted it up and took a look: "The blue one."
Xu Bei watched Lang Jiu sit up excitedly, knelt beside him to unpack the condom, sighed, feeling very speechless, he tried desperately to recall whether he was so exhausted when he was the same age as Lang Jiu ...
"Ah!" Lang Jiu suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?" Xu Bei was taken aback and sat up.
As soon as Lang Jiu put the condom on, Xu Bei immediately thought that there was something wrong with the condom when he exclaimed, and what happened to Lang Jiu's little friend.Lang Jiu didn't speak, he was stunned for a long time before tearing off the condom depressingly, then he threw himself on Xu Bei's lap and put his arms around his waist, then he didn't say anything.
"What's the matter? Don't scare me, is it hurting or something?" Xu Bei was a little anxious, and stretched out his hand to turn Lang Jiu around.
"...No." Lang Jiu said in a muffled voice with his face down, and took Xu Bei's hand.
"Then what are you shouting, what's going on?" Xu Bei patted him on the back.
"Jiang Yue is too annoying!"
"What's the matter? Don't you really like this set, why does he hate it again?" Xu Bei was a little puzzled.
"Mint flavored!" Lang Jiu patted the bed.
"What's wrong with the mint flavor? Isn't that the same flavor I usually eat chewing gum? It's not like you haven't tasted it before."
"cold!"
"The mint smell must be cold...wait a minute," Xu Bei finally heard something from Lang Jiu's expression, he suppressed a smile, "Isn't this condom not only smelling of mint? The condom is cold ?”
Lang Jiu didn't make a sound, and sat up slowly after a while, and took a look at the condom that he had torn off angrily: "Mmm...it's too cold...it scared me."
"And then?" Xu Bei fell back on the pillow, he couldn't help laughing.
"...softened."
"Oh, fuck me," Xu Bei laughed so hard that tears were about to come down, and he couldn't care that Lang Jiu was still depressed. He hugged the quilt and couldn't stop laughing, and kicked Lang Jiu twice in the middle, "Your teacher Jiang is kind Doing bad things, hey... don't you suffer for such an inexperienced kid..."
"Don't laugh!" Lang Jiu was a little embarrassed, and threw himself on Xu Bei's body and pinched his chin.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, ouch," Xu Bei patted his face, "Master Lang, I didn't mean you, you are still young, you can use this kind of high-tech stuff later, ah, good boy..."
"I don't need it anymore." Lang Jiu hugged him, whispering depressedly.
"No need, no need, let's go buy something that isn't cold tomorrow," Xu Bei kissed him on the lips to express comfort, "Anyway, it's soft, sleep well today."
Lang Jiu held his arms and thought for a while, but he was really not interested, so he got under the quilt and hugged Xu Bei, forget it, go to sleep, being able to hug Xu Bei is already very satisfying.
Because Xu Bei laughed so hard just now, he couldn't cultivate drowsiness for a long time. Lang Jiu heard that he was not asleep: "Can't you sleep?"
"Well, I laughed so hard." Xu Bei wanted to laugh again when he thought about it.
"Stop laughing," Lang Jiu pinched his belly, "Today I went to a big flower shop to have a look."
"Yo, you still know how to observe and study?"
"Well, there are a lot of people in their store, not only selling flowers, but also chocolates and dolls." Lang Jiu rubbed his chin on Xu Bei's shoulder, "Can we do the same?"
"Great idea, son, you really work!" Xu Bei was delighted, this is indeed a good way to attract more girls to the store, and if it is a boy who comes to buy flowers for his girlfriend, he may bring a gift as soon as he sees it. one already.
Xu Bei was very moved. In his mind, Lang Jiu seemed to be a fool all the time, but he didn't know when he started to grow up slowly. Although he was still foolish sometimes, he could surprise him from time to time. .
"Son." Xu Bei touched Lang Jiu's back with his backhand.
"Isn't it Uncle Lang?" Lang Jiu smiled.
"Master Lang."
"Ok!"
"Will you regret it?" Xu Bei turned to face Lang Jiu, looking into his bright eyes.
"Regret what?"
"Look, Shen Tu can live for a long time," Xu Bei gave an example, although he felt that Shen Tu was not happy, "You used to be like him, you could live for a long time, but now..."
"I don't regret it," Lang Jiu interrupted him, "It's meaningless for me to live alone for 1000 years after you die."
"Okay, I'm satisfied with your words," Xu Bei smiled, and said again when he remembered, "Fuck, I don't know how long Shen Tu can live. If he can really live for 1000 years...my name is His bastard is really right..."
"It's boring, he must be very depressed." Lang Jiu sighed.
"how do you know?"
"He doesn't sleep..."
Xu Bei was happy, and propped up his body to look at Lang Jiu: "That's fine, we can stay like this, as long as we can live, but if I am really old, I must be an old man with a strange temper."
"I'm not afraid, you have a bad temper now," Lang Jiu hugged him, "I'm used to it."
The two of them didn't talk anymore, Xu Bei stared at the moonlight coming in from the window in a daze, Lang Jiu fell asleep after a while, Xu Bei listened to his steady and even breathing, and closed his eyes.
Originally, he always thought that he would live alone for the rest of his life. Of course, he might not be able to live the rest of his life. Something might happen to him and his life would be ended hastily. Anyway, life and death were up to him, so he had nothing to miss.
But now everything is different.
It's a bit like a dream, but if it's really a dream, keep it going and don't wake up again.
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"Fuck, no more names!" He lay on the bed and kicked the bed board.
"Langhuahua——" Jiang Yue yelled from the sofa in his living room, he would not go back until two days later, and stayed at Xu Bei's place at night.
"It's good too." Lang Jiu lay beside Xu Bei, turned over and answered in a low voice.
Xu Bei laughed angrily, he got out of bed and went to the living room, poured a glass of water: "If you give me bad advice again, I'll fuck you out now, and you go to sleep with Shen Tu!"
"Uncle, don't be like this. I'm serious about helping you. I don't want to talk about it." Jiang Yue laughed, "I won't go to Shen Tu's place, the difference in living habits is too great."
"How big is it?" Xu Beishun asked, he felt that Shen Tu was more like an ordinary person than Lang Jiu.
"You don't know," Jiang Yue sat up from the sofa, hugging the quilt, "Shen Tu doesn't sleep at night, he doesn't sleep all night... It seems that he doesn't sleep during the day... I don't even know when he sleeps .”
"No, then how is he alive?" Xu Bei glanced at Lang Jiu who was lying on the bed sprawled across the bed. This guy was able to sleep quite well. Although his sleep was very light, he woke up when there was any movement, but he would fall asleep within a few minutes after touching the pillow. can fall asleep.
"Who knows, Brother Lin trained a master," Jiang Yue smiled, "Don't look at Guaijiu before, but if you want to sneak attack Guaijiu, you still have a chance to steal it, but if you want to sneak attack Shen Tu, it will be difficult. So I don't want to stay with him all the time, because it will become crazy after a long time."
"You can't steal it from me!" Lang Jiu hugged Xu Bei's pillow and shouted in disbelief.
"You just stay there," Xu Bei laughed, "I was completely seen by the two little girls today..."
"Yo," Jiang Yue suddenly became interested, and turned his head to look into the bedroom, "Guy Jiu, what's going on, you're so generous all of a sudden, so it turns out that people are trying to show face when they shake hands."
"Shen Tu said..." Lang Jiu wanted to explain, but felt that he didn't know what to say, so he simply covered his head with a quilt, "I don't know."
"By the way, boy, I have a gift for you." Jiang Yue suddenly remembered something, grabbed his coat and ran into the bedroom, "Don't go to sleep, because you won't be able to fall asleep after seeing the gift."
Xu Bei watched Jiang Yue run in inexplicably, he was a little worried and wanted to follow in, Jiang Yue closed the door with a hook: "Uncle, don't eavesdrop."
"Fuck!" Xu Bei was stunned for a moment, then turned around and groped in his pocket for a long time, found the cigarette that Xu Ling had taken that day, went to the kitchen and opened the window to light it.Jiang Yue didn't know what he was up to, anyway, Lang Jiu followed his example, and his ability to coax children was top-notch.
"What gift?" Lang Jiu was always excited about receiving gifts, and immediately lifted the quilt and sat up.
Jiang Yue sat on the edge of the bed, took out something in a plastic bag from the inner pocket of his coat, and handed it to Lang Jiu: "I came in a hurry, so there is no packaging, do you like it?"
"No bag, I have to tear it off anyway," Lang Jiu happily took it over and opened the bag, took out a small box from inside, and was stunned for a moment, "Condom?"
"Hush...don't let Xu Bei hear it," Jiang Yue reached out to press Lang Jiu's mouth, and pointed to the words on the box, "This is different from the ones you've seen before, this is what our classmates brought back from abroad , cough... Did you see, there are small bumps, mint flavored, 12 colors..."
"Why is it like this?" Lang Jiu opened the box and took one out, and found that the small package was transparent, and the color of the condom inside could be seen, and the colorful ones were very beautiful.
"Sexy condoms," Jiang Yue smiled, "How about it, I'm not willing to use it, I'll give it to you, it's interesting enough... You can keep it and play slowly, but Xu Bei won't know until after I'm gone. No, I definitely won’t be able to leave Dingchuan alive.”
"En!" Lang Jiu nodded, his eyes still resting on the condoms of various colors.
Lang Jiu really didn't sleep well that night. He was afraid that Xu Bei would see it, so he hid the condom in the pillowcase. Xu Bei pressed him for a long time, but he didn't let go.
"It's definitely not a good thing, fuck," Xu Bei asked for a while, getting sleepy, yawned, and turned to face the wall, "Jiang Yue, this kid, is sometimes cute, sometimes very unreliable, I warn you, you Don't follow him, his brains are much better than yours in tricking, if you don't learn the essence, you will get worse..."
"Have you learned the essence yet?" Lang Jiu posted his arms around him.
"...I'll send you to Shen Tu to practice after I've learned it, and you can taste what it's like not to sleep with him." Xu Bei squeezed Lang Jiu's hand. Lang Jiu is now learning flower arrangement, and he always feels that flower thorns are something Xu Bei's opponent is still very persistent, even if he doesn't pay for it now, he is still not used to seeing his hands hurt.
"What's the name of the flower shop?" Lang Jiu changed the subject, "Wolf Flower?"
"go to bed!"
Jiang Yue stayed for two days and left. Although his plan was to stay for a few more days to have fun, Shen Tu took him back to Anhe, saying that he would either go back to school or hang out with him. Jiang Yue did not hesitate chose to go back to school.
Xu Bei was sitting alone in front of the flower shop basking in the sun. Lang Jiu went out, saying he was going shopping, but he didn’t ask too much. Now that Lang Jiu went out alone, he wasn’t too worried. Usually, when the daily necessities at home were gone, Lang Jiu would go there. Buy it, it is already very proficient.
On the contrary, Lang Jiu was very worried. He was worried that the fourth brother Liang would come. Xu Bei said that you should go and go back quickly, and come back quickly to protect Lao Tzu.In fact, Xu Bei is not very worried about Liang Laosi. This man has a lot of criminal records, and his every move will be watched by the police. He does not dare to act rashly. Even if he wants to come, he will not come in broad daylight. Explain, if he can't understand, he will be exhausted.
What Lang Jiu went to buy was beyond Xu Bei's imagination.
This is what he saw on TV. It is said to be a very high-tech hand massager and gripper. The structure is very complicated. Lang Jiu can't understand it at all, but he just remembered that this thing can massage hands The muscles of the body can still be exercised, and it doesn't take much effort, just sit there and move your hands.
He had quietly asked Shen Tu before, what to do with Xu Bei's hand, Shen Tu said that he needed to exercise more and recover a little bit, it would definitely be impossible like before, but at least it would be better than now.
Xu Bei is very lazy, Lang Jiu thinks it may be difficult for him to exercise, he is reluctant to even take a stool, this thing looks easy to use, maybe Xu Bei will be willing to use this thing, even if he is extremely lazy, he still does not want to use it. If you are willing to use it, then at least this thing can be used for massage.
Lang Jiu remembered that it was said on TV that all major shopping malls were on sale. He thought for a while, a big shopping mall was a department store. He had never been there, but he knew which bus would get there.
When he arrived at the department store, he felt a little dizzy. Although it was not as painful as when he first went to the supermarket, he was still a little dazed.He seldom comes to such crowded places. He usually just takes a walk with Xu Bei and buys clothes on the pedestrian street. Because Xu Bei doesn't like to be busy, he only goes shopping on weekdays.
Today is Saturday, and suddenly entered the department store crowded with people, Lang Jiu immediately felt confused.He didn't want to ask anyone. Of course, he didn't know that he could ask anyone, so he could only search layer by layer.
He went directly to the seventh floor, then searched for it layer by layer, and finally found it at a counter on the first floor.This made him very depressed. He was actually on the first floor. He knew that he would have searched upwards from the first floor and wasted a lot of time.
He bought the things directly, and learned how to use them from the little sales girl, and finally was fooled into buying a pair of infrared gloves. He carried the things out of the mall very satisfied.
While waiting for the bus, he saw a flower shop and couldn't help but go in. The flower shop was very big and seemed to be in good business. He went in and walked around to see how others were doing it.
When Lang Jiu returned to the flower shop with a big bag, it had been almost three hours since he went out, and Xu Bei was surrounded by a few chattering girls, his head was about to explode.
Little girls have a lot of requirements for picking flowers, and they are not as neat as boys. They just say what flowers they want without picking them, and they seldom negotiate the price.The little girl is different, each one has to be carefully selected, and the price is bargained while picking, and at the end she will ask for one or two more, and she also has a lot of requirements for packaging.
"Fuck, you're finally back," Xu Bei glanced at Lang Jiu as he entered the door, he felt relieved, his hand was immediately pricked by a thorn on a rose branch, he put his finger in his mouth, and didn't bother to look at Lang Jiu What to buy, "Hurry up and wrap flowers for the beauty..."
"What's wrong with your hand?" Lang Jiu became anxious when he saw his action, and as soon as he put the thing on the ground, he came over and pulled his hand. At a glance, he saw a small bloody eye pierced on his finger, and his eyebrows were twisted together, " Does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt," Xu Bei was a little embarrassed, and the little girls behind him who were still arguing about what kind of flowers would look good suddenly fell silent, and he could even feel their enthusiastic gazes, "Hurry up and wrap flowers."
"It's very deep..." Lang Jiu didn't let go. Xu Bei was injured on his right hand. Even a slight injury to his right hand, which is not very convenient, would make him feel uncomfortable. If he came back sooner, he would alright.
"You are so considerate," a little girl said with a smile, dangling flowers in her hand, "You are so happy."
"I..." Xu Bei glanced back at the little girls who were smiling all over their faces, and pulled out his hand, "Have you finished picking?"
"Well, the selection is over, let your little boyfriend wrap it for us, it should be prettier, and use pink yarn."
Xu Bei almost didn't fall. Looking at the girls who were laughing together, he didn't know what else to say, so he could only wave to Lang Jiu: "Did you hear that, pink yarn, work."
After Lang Jiu packed the flowers that the girls asked for separately, they stayed in the shop for a while, and some chatted for a while before leaving.One of them took out his mobile phone and quietly took a picture of him. When he wanted to turn around and take a picture of Xu Bei, Xu Bei squatted behind the counter, pretending to be looking for something, and did not stand up even after being beaten to death.
"They're gone," Lang Jiu leaned over the counter to look at him, "What are you doing?"
"You still have the nerve to ask," Xu Bei stood up, and flicked his fingers on his forehead, "Don't be so nervous in the future, let people have some ideas..."
"Worried." Lang Jiu stroked his hand.
"There's no need to be nervous about pricking the flower thorns." Xu Bei kicked the flower buckets that the little girl took off from the flower stand and put them in the middle of the room one by one to the sides. Flowers, wouldn't they be stuck in the same way?"
Lang Jiu went over to push him away, put the flower bucket on the shelf, thought for a while and turned to look at him: "I have never been stabbed, never."
"...Okay, you're awesome," Xu Bei was a little helpless, seeing the bag he put on the ground, and remembered Lang Jiu's shopping, "What have you been buying for a long time?"
Lang Jiu ran over to take the bag and put it on the counter, and smiled happily at Xu Bei, baring his fangs: "Come and see, I bought it for you."
"This classmate, please pay attention to your teeth." Xu Bei didn't expect Lang Jiu to go out for such a long time to help him buy things. He felt hot and didn't know what the kid bought. He leaned over, "I don't know anything. No shortage, what else can you buy me?"
Lang Jiu proudly took out the massager and grip that he thought was miraculous, pulled Xu Bei's right hand and put it on: "This thing is good for opponents..."
"Isn't this something that was advertised on TV..." Xu Bei looked at the thing in front of him, feeling that Lang Jiu had been fooled, and at the same time felt so touched that his heart felt weak, "Are you an idiot? fine."
"You can't use your hands very hard, this will help," Lang Jiu didn't notice the wet corners of Xu Bei's eyes, and took out the pair of infrared gloves that looked like oven gloves, "And this, what kind of wire is this?" ...Infrared gloves, I tried it, it is very mild, and the seller said it can be cured."
Xu Bei held these things that Lang Jiu was likely to spend hundreds of dollars to buy back, and then looked at the happy expression on his face, as if he had seen his hands because of these things. It’s alright, I couldn’t bear it anymore, hugged Lang Jiu who was still enthusiastically explaining the powerful effects of these things, and put both hands on him: “Stupid.”
Lang Jiu was stunned for a moment. Xu Bei had just warned him not to do this outside, but he didn't hesitate. He also put his arms around Xu Bei's waist and whispered in his ear, "What's wrong? Are you unhappy?"
"Happy," Xu Bei put his arms around Lang Jiu and stroked his hair, "I'm so happy."
"Then do you know how to use it?" Lang Jiu was most concerned about whether Xu Bei would not use it because he was too lazy.
"Use it, definitely use it."
"I just want your hand to get better, and it won't hurt if you hit me."
"I can kick you..."
After closing the store at night and going home, Lang Jiu was busy cooking as soon as he entered the door. As usual, Xu Bei half-lyed on the sofa watching TV and waited to eat ready-made ones. By the way, he studied the high-tech Lang Jiu bought.
After eating, Lang Jiu stared at him, and he quickly grabbed the high-tech and greeted him: "This is it, this is it."
"I'll help you," Lang Jiu learned for a long time with the salesperson, and it was not for nothing. He came over immediately and quickly got the things into Xu Bei's hands, "How does it feel?"
Xu Bei wanted to say something, but he didn't feel anything, but when he saw Lang Jiu looking at him expectantly, he had to close his eyes and pretend to feel it: "Mmm...it's a bit hot..."
This is nonsense, that thing also has a device like a case, it’s strange that it doesn’t get hot when you put your hands in it, but Lang Jiu was very happy to hear it: “It works, I’ll check the time, massage for half an hour, and then wear this thing to sleep. "
Xu Bei looked at the infrared glove and nodded, "Okay."
Xu Bei lay on the bed wearing those bear paws at night, raised his hand and looked at it for a long time: "Master Lang, let's discuss it."
"Huh?" Lang Jiuzheng reached out and quietly touched the box of colorful condoms under the pillow, startled, and turned to look at him.
"How do I sleep with this thing on? It takes up space under the quilt." Xu Bei moved his hands, as if wearing a pillow on his hand.
"You put it outside the quilt first," Lang Jiu leaned over and kissed him, "I'll help you pick it off and put your hand in it when you fall asleep."
"You watched me sleep?"
"Ah."
"Then can I still sleep, fuck..." Xu Bei sighed, and stuffed his hands into the quilt with difficulty, "That's it, you go to sleep."
Lang Jiu fell asleep next to him, and put his legs on him. Every day when he fell asleep, he always fell asleep in this position.
The gloves were tightly covered, and Xu Bei heard Lang Jiu's breathing slowly slowing down. He must have fallen asleep. He quietly took off the gloves and put them aside, his hands were sweating.
He was just about to put his hand out of the quilt to cool off, but Lang Jiu moved suddenly, and reached out to hold his hand: "Take it off?"
"Well, I'm sweating." Xu Bei glanced at him, but the kid still had his eyes closed.
"Put it on tomorrow." Lang Jiu touched Xu Bei's belly again, "I can't sleep."
"What's wrong? Insomnia?"
Lang Jiu pulled Xu Bei's hand to his body, Xu Bei touched his body, and immediately retracted, this kid is too fucking energetic!
"Try it, okay?" Lang Jiu leaned against him, rubbing his legs against him.
"try what?"
"This," Lang Jiu touched under the pillow and took out a small box, "Jiang Yue gave me a gift."
The lights in the room were not turned on, so Xu Bei looked at it for a long time by the moonlight before he understood it, and immediately went to grab it: "Jiang Yue must be tired of life!"
Lang Jiu had expected this kind of reaction, so he retracted his hand and put the condom behind his back. He quickly opened the box with one hand and took one out. Then he lifted it up and took a look: "The blue one."
Xu Bei watched Lang Jiu sit up excitedly, knelt beside him to unpack the condom, sighed, feeling very speechless, he tried desperately to recall whether he was so exhausted when he was the same age as Lang Jiu ...
"Ah!" Lang Jiu suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?" Xu Bei was taken aback and sat up.
As soon as Lang Jiu put the condom on, Xu Bei immediately thought that there was something wrong with the condom when he exclaimed, and what happened to Lang Jiu's little friend.Lang Jiu didn't speak, he was stunned for a long time before tearing off the condom depressingly, then he threw himself on Xu Bei's lap and put his arms around his waist, then he didn't say anything.
"What's the matter? Don't scare me, is it hurting or something?" Xu Bei was a little anxious, and stretched out his hand to turn Lang Jiu around.
"...No." Lang Jiu said in a muffled voice with his face down, and took Xu Bei's hand.
"Then what are you shouting, what's going on?" Xu Bei patted him on the back.
"Jiang Yue is too annoying!"
"What's the matter? Don't you really like this set, why does he hate it again?" Xu Bei was a little puzzled.
"Mint flavored!" Lang Jiu patted the bed.
"What's wrong with the mint flavor? Isn't that the same flavor I usually eat chewing gum? It's not like you haven't tasted it before."
"cold!"
"The mint smell must be cold...wait a minute," Xu Bei finally heard something from Lang Jiu's expression, he suppressed a smile, "Isn't this condom not only smelling of mint? The condom is cold ?”
Lang Jiu didn't make a sound, and sat up slowly after a while, and took a look at the condom that he had torn off angrily: "Mmm...it's too cold...it scared me."
"And then?" Xu Bei fell back on the pillow, he couldn't help laughing.
"...softened."
"Oh, fuck me," Xu Bei laughed so hard that tears were about to come down, and he couldn't care that Lang Jiu was still depressed. He hugged the quilt and couldn't stop laughing, and kicked Lang Jiu twice in the middle, "Your teacher Jiang is kind Doing bad things, hey... don't you suffer for such an inexperienced kid..."
"Don't laugh!" Lang Jiu was a little embarrassed, and threw himself on Xu Bei's body and pinched his chin.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, ouch," Xu Bei patted his face, "Master Lang, I didn't mean you, you are still young, you can use this kind of high-tech stuff later, ah, good boy..."
"I don't need it anymore." Lang Jiu hugged him, whispering depressedly.
"No need, no need, let's go buy something that isn't cold tomorrow," Xu Bei kissed him on the lips to express comfort, "Anyway, it's soft, sleep well today."
Lang Jiu held his arms and thought for a while, but he was really not interested, so he got under the quilt and hugged Xu Bei, forget it, go to sleep, being able to hug Xu Bei is already very satisfying.
Because Xu Bei laughed so hard just now, he couldn't cultivate drowsiness for a long time. Lang Jiu heard that he was not asleep: "Can't you sleep?"
"Well, I laughed so hard." Xu Bei wanted to laugh again when he thought about it.
"Stop laughing," Lang Jiu pinched his belly, "Today I went to a big flower shop to have a look."
"Yo, you still know how to observe and study?"
"Well, there are a lot of people in their store, not only selling flowers, but also chocolates and dolls." Lang Jiu rubbed his chin on Xu Bei's shoulder, "Can we do the same?"
"Great idea, son, you really work!" Xu Bei was delighted, this is indeed a good way to attract more girls to the store, and if it is a boy who comes to buy flowers for his girlfriend, he may bring a gift as soon as he sees it. one already.
Xu Bei was very moved. In his mind, Lang Jiu seemed to be a fool all the time, but he didn't know when he started to grow up slowly. Although he was still foolish sometimes, he could surprise him from time to time. .
"Son." Xu Bei touched Lang Jiu's back with his backhand.
"Isn't it Uncle Lang?" Lang Jiu smiled.
"Master Lang."
"Ok!"
"Will you regret it?" Xu Bei turned to face Lang Jiu, looking into his bright eyes.
"Regret what?"
"Look, Shen Tu can live for a long time," Xu Bei gave an example, although he felt that Shen Tu was not happy, "You used to be like him, you could live for a long time, but now..."
"I don't regret it," Lang Jiu interrupted him, "It's meaningless for me to live alone for 1000 years after you die."
"Okay, I'm satisfied with your words," Xu Bei smiled, and said again when he remembered, "Fuck, I don't know how long Shen Tu can live. If he can really live for 1000 years...my name is His bastard is really right..."
"It's boring, he must be very depressed." Lang Jiu sighed.
"how do you know?"
"He doesn't sleep..."
Xu Bei was happy, and propped up his body to look at Lang Jiu: "That's fine, we can stay like this, as long as we can live, but if I am really old, I must be an old man with a strange temper."
"I'm not afraid, you have a bad temper now," Lang Jiu hugged him, "I'm used to it."
The two of them didn't talk anymore, Xu Bei stared at the moonlight coming in from the window in a daze, Lang Jiu fell asleep after a while, Xu Bei listened to his steady and even breathing, and closed his eyes.
Originally, he always thought that he would live alone for the rest of his life. Of course, he might not be able to live the rest of his life. Something might happen to him and his life would be ended hastily. Anyway, life and death were up to him, so he had nothing to miss.
But now everything is different.
It's a bit like a dream, but if it's really a dream, keep it going and don't wake up again.
The author has something to say: It's over, kids.
Cough cough, I originally wanted to finish two chapters, but because I have been very busy recently, so I merged them into one chapter!
It's over, and then, next Monday, the extra episode will start. The extra episode is not a daily update, but about the next day. All will be resolved within the next week, and then custom printing will be launched. The cover is being produced. Girls who need it can bookmark the author. If you open it You will receive an SMS notification on the site.
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Thank you, I won’t say much, you understand, if you talk too much, it’s boring, in short, you just need to know that without your support, I couldn’t write for so long.
This article is the longest article I have written in JJ for more than half a year, and it is also the article with the best grades, so I am very excited when it is over...cough.
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