Uncle Farmer is a little free

"For this time, we only met twice."

"Ah."

"Even if you have a crush on me, it's just pleasing to the eye, not love."

Qian Kun raised his eyebrows and looked at Qin Ran with an increasingly unpredictable expression, "How is that possible."

"Then two people who don't love each other can't have sex, do you understand?" Qin Ran's eyes were earnest, shining with anticipation.

Qian Kun burst out laughing, "You think I want to do something with you?"

Qin Ran was dumbfounded, "Why... isn't it... You said living together..."

"However, you are so cute." Qian Kun hugged the cushion and smiled crookedly on the sofa. "Why are you so impure that I want to sleep with you? Although I like you very much, I don't want to have sex with you. Why are you so innocent?" I can think of going to this kind of place haha... I really read it right, you are so cute hahaha..."

Qin Ran's eyes twitched, what does this mean?He Zuoren didn't mean that at all, is he being passionate?Is it because he thinks that he is so charming that he is so dazed that he is so obsessed with the little kid, and he only wants to have sex with him?

"Then you said cohabitation..."

Qian Kun immediately looked at him eagerly, "I have no place to live recently because of something, and I want to borrow with you for a while."

"Fuck—" Qin Ran stood up abruptly, stroking his forehead and walking around in the living room.

What a shame!Is there anyone as shameful as him?Qin Ran wished he could beat himself to death.Okay, what should we do now?Is he going to apologize for this colorful misunderstanding?

Why!It's all his fault!It's that kid's fault!If he didn't say that ambiguous thing...

Just to put it bluntly, who would twitch his head like that and rush to post him in the face of the danger of being beaten?He's not particularly handsome, and this isn't a nest of gold and silver, but a dirty nest that smells like uncle's hair oil, what can people think of him!

Qian Kun sat cross-legged on the sofa, watching Qin Ran go back and forth with great interest.

It was hard to explain his mood at the moment, he tried his best to step into the door here, seeing the uncle who had been circling in his mind since the last time he saw him, he felt uncontrollable joy.

This person is obviously not very beautiful, not very gentle, and even a little irritable. Why, he can't forget it?

He wanted to be with him, to touch and hug him, to kiss him all the time, and to do something more intimate...

However, this kind of mood can't be let him know now, it will scare him.

His cute uncle, he wants to trick him slowly.

It's fun, isn't it?

Qin Ran thought for a while, and came to the key point, squinting his eyes and walking over with a murderous look, "But you kissed me!"

"Just now?" Qian Kun shrugged, "That's just a way to stop you from swearing."

"That's a kiss!" Qin Ran glared at him.

"Please, Uncle, do you know what a kiss is? You have to twist your tongues together, caress, entangle your limbs, make a sound, and get an erection. That's called kissing. I just touch your mouth lightly. , called a fart kiss."

Qian Kun squinted his eyes and smiled ambiguously, "Don't tell me that you are old and purer than a student like me, and you don't know what kissing is."

Qin Ran's old face turned red and he stopped talking about it, he didn't want to be ridiculed by the brat about his sexual experience.

But there was still the last time, "Then last time in the kitchen—"

"I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me," Qian Kun got up, stood in front of Qin Ran, and asked him seriously, "Last time I stayed with you for one night, and when I got up the next day, I was kicked out by you. In time, what happened?"

Qin Ran was stunned for a moment, narrowing his eyes dangerously, "You don't want to pretend to have amnesia, do you?"

"Nothing." Qian Kun stood in front of him with a serious attitude, looking into his eyes very sincerely, "It's not that I don't remember, but I don't remember clearly."

"Actually... I have a disease, that is, if I get sick, have a fever, and my body temperature exceeds 38 degrees, I will have a phenomenon similar to being drunk, and my actions will be more special without going through the brain."

In fact, Qin Ran felt that such an explanation was bullshit. If he believed it, he would be an idiot. However, Qian Kun said it so sincerely.

"If there is anything offensive that day, please forgive me." Qian Kun held his hand, "If you can't forgive, please tell me what you want to forgive, no matter what, I will do it. "

Well, he also sincerely stated his position, it would be a bit embarrassing if the ladder was set up so high if he didn't follow it down.Qin Ran squinted his eyes and thought for a while before making a decision.

"Among you young people, you like to make such jokes recently?"

"No." Qian Kun continued to be sincere, his eyes lingering on Qin Ran's collarbone, "I'm familiar with you for a while. We are all men, do you mind? You know that our roommates have sometimes joked and stripped people naked You can do things like masturbating with your clothes on. If you are shy..."

"No." Qin Ran waved his hand, "It's not a matter of personality, it's just that the growth process of our old people doesn't include this link. I won't be used to it if you suddenly come to me. So if we are together , I hope you can get rid of this problem."

"Together..." Qian Kun's eyes lit up, "So you agreed?"

"If you don't agree, don't you want to tell others my secret?" Qin Ran squinted at him.

"Uh..." Qian Kun rubbed his nose awkwardly.

"Then, let's talk about how to forgive you." Qin Ran walked to the sofa like an old man, sat down, and smiled calmly.

Since such a start had been planned long ago, such a process would have been expected. Qian Kun was not surprised at all, and also sat on the sofa, "Tell me."

"You keep it secret for me. I let you live here. It's an exchange, it's fair." Qin Ran smiled with crooked eyebrows, and some long bangs covered his eyebrows. "But you also said that you have to apologize for some bad behaviors in the past. If you do this, I will accept your apology. Otherwise, you can only sleep on the floor without food, drink, quilt, or anything." Pillows, you can’t move anything here, except for the 2*3 square meter floor where you sleep, you can step on it, and you are not allowed to step on other places!”

How cruel, Qian Kun flinched, "What do you want from me?"

Qin Ran picked his nostrils, "My place...is not very organized. Well, in short, you will understand in the future, you can do all the housework in this house."

"Including cooking?"

Qin Ran took advantage of a gloomy smile, "Yeah."

"No problem! This is my hobby!" Qian Kun smiled like a child who won a lottery, "I like cooking the most!"

Qin Ran subconsciously felt that this reaction seemed wrong, but after thinking about it hard, he couldn't think of anything wrong...he thought it was fine.

The strategic partnership between the two was successfully established. They stood up at the same time, shook hands, and had the same smile on their faces.

Qian Kun's things were delivered the next day.

As a student, he really doesn't have much.There is only one travel bag full of clothes, and one laptop bag, which is gone.

Qin Ran's house is not too small. There are three rooms that can be used as bedrooms. Apart from the room where Qin Ran lives now, one contains some of Qin Ran's grandma's old things, and the remaining space is too small for people to live in. The other is full of All kinds of indescribable... rubbish from Qin Ran.

Or it can’t be called garbage. In short, it’s a mess of prices, ranging from the age of the toy car he played with with the silver lock he wore when he was a child, to the age of the non-working speaker he threw in three days ago.

Qin Ran didn't have a collection habit, he just... couldn't bear to throw things away.

No way, my mother inherited it.

His parents loved him too much before he came out of the closet, and kept everything from childhood to adulthood, saying that he would have very warm memories when he was old.

He didn't know how to cherish before, but felt that he was in the way and lost his temper a lot to protest. Now that his parents don't want him, he has learned to cherish. Sometimes he would run to this room and hold the duckling that his father bought for him when he was a child, and take a bath together. Stay is half a day.

Where do you say this person...

"So...these two rooms, do you want to clean them?" Qian Kun consciously thought about his work.

Qin Ran was stunned for a moment, closed the door of the room, and tried not to think about the little duck covered in dust, "No, you don't need to go in these two rooms."

"So... where do I live?"

"Where to live..." Qin Ran considered this question seriously.

Apparently, the floor is not OK.Although it is summer now, City C is rainy and the weather is always humid. If you sleep on the floor directly, you will get sick. He doesn't want Qian Kun to have a fever or get drunk to harass him.

Sofa... His eyes flicked over and he firmly objected.

The sofa is also not allowed!

His sofa is the most comfortable place in the living room. He wants to watch TV and surf the Internet here at any time. How can he tolerate someone snoring here and possibly fall asleep?

"You sleep with me." Qin Ran decided, "The bed in my room is big, and I can share half of it with you."

"You want me to sleep with you?" Qian Kun was really surprised now.

"Well, sleep together."

The author has something to say: There will probably be a small-scale revision of the article tomorrow, so please excuse me when you see the update prompt, I am a fake update...

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10. Walking birds or something...

After a long time, Qin Ran couldn't understand why he made such a decision.

Obviously, he subconsciously regards Qian Kun as a child, a child who has not grown up and is a bit naughty but is actually very sensible.