Host War

"If you don't fall in love with me, you lied to me?"

"That's not a lie. Your three views are not correct, your character is skewed, your behavior is evil, your legal concept is weak, your moral bottom line has no lower limit, your humanity is partially lacking, and you don't understand respect..."

"That's enough." Han Ye took a deep breath, "In your eyes, I don't have any shining points?"

Bai Qi: "Why? You also have many advantages. You are brave in bed and never harsh on me when it comes to food."

Han Ye's face darkened: "Only these two points?"

Bai Qi nodded: "Don't worry, although you don't have many advantages, I won't dislike you. After all, you are rich, handsome and generous to me. You are really a rare good bed partner."

This is really honey mixed with glass shards.

"You think that person is the best?" Han Ye felt his stomach full of sourness. Maybe there are some incredible things in the world, but he is more willing to believe that Bai Qi imagined a person for no reason, but it doesn't matter whether it is a fantasy or not. The best person in Bai Qi's heart is not Han Ye.

"Of course." Bai Qi was full of praise, "A modest gentleman has a noble temperament, three views are super positive, and his character is good..."

"Okay!" Han Ye couldn't listen anymore. He decided to be considerate of Bai Qi. After all, it is possible to go crazy when studying Buddhism and Taoism at the same time. He still doesn't irritate Bai Qi or himself.

In short, it was confirmed that Bai Qi didn't like Yao Ning, and Han Ye felt very good. As for whether a "dead person" really existed, that didn't matter.

"It's easy to pretend for a while, but it's really difficult to pretend for decades."

Everyone in the system space was discussing.

"Old Bai also occasionally possesses a showmanship, so it's really not easy to maintain a shy and reserved character for such a long time this time."

"His nature is pure and enthusiastic, and he has plans but no pursuits. I think he is more suitable for Han Ye than the original owner."

Bai Wuban carefully studied the past records of this task, and felt that it was very appropriate to choose Bai Qi for this task. Even if Bai Qi failed to unlock the memory seal, his relationship with Han Ye would definitely be the smoothest.

Putting aside the last trace of disguise, Bai Qi became more and more indulging in his nature.

What is shyness?What is restraint?What is tenderness?Bai Qi said that he couldn't eat that.

"You haven't eaten, dawdling slowly..." Bai Qi kicked Han Ye, who was still obsessed with foreplay, "I've wanted to say it for a long time, is it a man, the appetizers take so long You are not tired!"

Han Ye held his breath: "I feel very shy to see you."

How cute it used to be, when you touch it, you blush, when you rub it, you get into the pillow, the watery and soft expression makes people want to stop,

Now, like an old man.

"I've said it all, I'm now a character set in a parallel world."

Han Ye said quietly: "Now I know."

Bai Qi pulled out the pillow and threw it at it: "If it's a man, just have a hearty big exercise, grind and chirp like a bitch."

Han Ye pressed his head down, the whole bed was shaking.

"Let you know that I am a real man!"

"Tsk tsk, your level is too bad, you can't even catch such a simple ball." Bai Qi held the racket with a look of contempt, "Can you do it? No substitutions."

Han Ye picked up the ball, feeling bored, and missed five balls in a row. It was unexpected that Bai Qi, a serious deep house, was good at playing badminton.

Three more balls missed.

"Can you serve well?" Han Ye was depressed. They were all tricky balls. How could he catch them as a person who is not even an amateur.

"You can survive the hail of bullets without even catching a few balls, no!"

"Who stipulates that those who carry guns and cannons will play." Han Ye was aggrieved and ashamed. Obviously badminton is so simple, why can't he catch it?

"Go play table tennis." Bai Qi threw the racket, turned and left.

result,

"Ping-pong is so bad!" Bai Qi complained,

Han Ye almost doubted his life. How could such an excellent man not catch the ball?

Badminton, lost.

Table tennis, lost.

Billiards, lost.

Tennis, lose.

Golf, lose.

Han Ye didn't say a word, and dragged him to the shooting range.

"Bi!" Han Ye threw a gun over.

Bai Qi said decisively, "No."

Han Ye didn't care, he shot ten shots in a row without even looking at them, and hit the bull's-eye in all of them, "If you are a man, you can play real swords and guns."

"Oh, I can't even play with a few balls." Bai Qi raised his head proudly, "That's the only way to show off."

Han Ye approached: "I'll teach you."

Bai Qi hehe: "Are you afraid that I will defeat you again?"

Han Ye laughed: "Then I will wait and see."

In fact, contrary to Han Ye's expectations, Bai Qi seemed to be the kind of innate genius who could understand it once he said it, draw inferences from one example, completely imitate it, and his speed and strength were exactly the same.

"Learning quickly." Han Ye commented, not like a novice at all.

"No way, I'm just so good." Bai Qi raised the corners of his lips, "If I go to hang out in your circle, you will have nothing to eat."

Han Ye: "Then I have to thank you for allowing me some room."

"No thanks, no thanks, Master is just too good, I'd better stay at home just to leave something for others." Bai Qi sighed, being too good is not good.

Han Ye had nothing to say.

"Is it okay for you to eat so many river prawns?" Han Ye frowned, and swallowed the shrimp heads, tails and shells together, "You really don't have allergies?"

Bai Qi swallowed the prawns in his mouth: "No, he and I are all me, but he and I are not me after all." God knows, just because the original owner is well-known that he is allergic to eating river prawns, which made him feel so resentful, Unable to eat river prawns is a great pain in life!

Oh, except crayfish.

Now that I don't even pretend to be a character, and the persona has collapsed, some habits and taboos should naturally be discarded.

Han Ye twitched his mouth: "No matter how much personality you have, your body hasn't changed. Don't eat it."

However, Bai Qi guarded the food so tightly that Han Ye couldn't even touch the edge of the plate.

"Let me tell you, you can confiscate the Buddhist scriptures, but not the shrimp!" Bai Qi warned, "Otherwise I will never end with you!"

Ignoring Han Ye, eating shrimp by himself, he couldn't believe that he would be as unlucky as the original owner.

The soul has changed, this body must have changed under the assimilation of his powerful soul, otherwise how could he be so flexible in playing, easily showing off all the super difficult moves he once mastered.

What does this mean?Bai Qi shouted wildly in his heart, indicating that his soul is strong enough and meditation is very useful, so how can a mere allergy fail him!

Well, why do you suddenly feel that your breathing is not smooth?Bai Qi opened his mouth and inhaled vigorously, his eyes blurred, a vast expanse of whiteness, and finally turned into darkness...

At the end of the darkness, Bai Qi suddenly remembered that the original owner accidentally ate shrimp food and was sent to the emergency room during college.

Damn, wait for him to liquidate before getting dizzy! .

Han Ye observed while worrying, and then found that Bai Qi's face paled instantly, and he fainted without saying a word, and his heartbeat slowed down half a beat.

"Bai Qi - Bai Qi -"

"Call the doctor!"

"The rescue was timely, and there is no serious problem. It will be fine after a few more days of recuperation." Dr. Li wiped his glasses. "Don't give him river prawns in the future. This kind of situation is extremely rare, and you should pay more attention to it."

It was also the first time he saw a person whose life was in danger after eating shrimp.

Knowing that Bai Qi had this kind of situation in the past, he was suddenly speechless, knowing that he couldn't eat but still eating, Dr. Li wondered if Bai Qi was suffering from a miserable life and deliberately tossing himself?

Looking suspiciously at Han Ye, after thinking about it, Dr. Li still persuaded him: "He can use this method to toss himself today, but he may not come up with any tricks in the future, Boss Han, you should be a little better to the people around you. "

Han Ye: "..." I have become a villain now?Force people to commit suicide by eating shrimp?

"Anyone can commit suicide, but he can't, understand?"

Dr. Li: "If a person is in a desperate situation, there will always be some behaviors that break through the usual."

To be honest, he has had opinions on the behavior of his boss for too long. Unfortunately, he is a part-time worker, but today when human life is involved, he can no longer remain silent.

Han Ye got angry: "If you don't understand, don't force yourself, get out."

Seeing such an irritable boss, Dr. Li could imagine how miserable Bai Qi was. Thinking about the identity of the boss and the special bodyguards in the manor, Dr. Li instantly felt that Bai Qi was even more pitiful than Xiaobaicai.

"He already has nothing, Boss Han, you can't be too ruthless..."

"Get out!" Han Ye scolded, "Brain tonic is a disease, you need to see a doctor."

"It's so noisy!" Bai Qi felt that his ears were chattering and he didn't know what he was talking about. He still remembered that he passed out and was suddenly dissatisfied. "Do you know how to respect patients? I'm not dead yet. We will fight for your property!"

Opening his eyes, he saw two people in front of the bed, Bai Qi: "I'm hungry." Before he fainted, he only ate shrimp.

"What do you want to eat?" Han Ye asked thoughtfully, "The kitchen has made a lot of what you like to eat."

"Spicy crayfish!" Bai Qi was indignant, and wanted to eat a bunch of spicy crayfish to make up for the regret of not being able to eat freshwater shrimp!

"From now on, you are not allowed to eat shrimp!" Han Ye said, "There will be no more shrimp in the house from now on."

"Spicy crayfish are different, you have to be reasonable, you have to be kind!" Bai Qi complained,

"If you say you can't eat it, you can't eat it. There is no difference between shrimps." Han Ye was firm,

"I ate it last time, I'm alive and kicking!"

"I don't like the smell."

"You don't have to eat it if you don't like it."

"I don't even want to smell it."

"Then get out, and come back when the uncle is done eating!" Bai Qi was angry, "Didn't you promise to be a caring, gentle and loyal dog? You are fucking farting, and you won't even be allowed to eat a crayfish. Young master exploded your balls!"

Han Ye wiped his face, returning his once gentle and shy cutie!

Dr. Li who was neglected: "..." It seems that something is wrong, yes, this development is not right, look at the fierce boss lover, and then look at the helpless boss, it is too different from what he imagined...

"Doctor Li," Bai Qi smiled, "Can this allergy problem be solved?"

Dr. Li shook his head: "This is a reaction caused by your special constitution, which is relatively rare, so you can only pay more attention to yourself."

"Oh," Bai Qi said in a regretful tone, "Is there any medicine to suppress it? Is it useful for me to take a medicine before eating shrimp?"

"Don't even think about it, don't even think about seeing a shrimp from now on!" Han Ye roared angrily, he couldn't forget the fear of seeing Bai Qi fainted with his own eyes, "You're looking for death if you take medicine if you have nothing to do!"

Dr. Li: "No." Even if there is, you have to say no.

Bai Qi sighed deeply, and the crayfish was satisfied, but the prawns were really delicious!

"Deep-fried, spicy, stir-fried, braised shallots and garlic..." Bai Qi muttered, he couldn't even eat it, and a lot of dishes were missing on the table out of thin air. It's such a pity to live this day!

Dr. Li quietly withdrew, and he decided not to talk too much until he found out the situation!

"Stop nagging." Han Ye felt his head hurt,

"Spicy crayfish...spicy crayfish...spicy crayfish...spicy crayfish..."

"I'll eat it in two days." Han Ye felt that his eyes were shaking the crayfish, "Eat light ones first."

The babbling stopped abruptly.

Bai Qi: "You are such a shining man! I will go to the garden to eat crayfish in the future, and I promise not to let you smell it!"

Han Ye felt very desperate. Is such a heartless, shameless, and skinless cutie really the shy, introverted and sometimes petulant and self-willed cutie?Life is a lie!

"By the way, why haven't I seen Yao Ning recently?" Bai Qi suddenly remembered that he had forgotten someone, and he didn't see him while eating. He wanted to ask, but he didn't think it was a big deal. There was no need to waste the time of eating. After eating Forgot again.

"You just remembered to ask now?" Han Ye felt that this man's heart was out of control, "Didn't you say you like beauties?"

"You also think he is a beauty! Right? He looks really good." Bai Qi discussed excitedly,

"A villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death, who is obsessed with vanity," Han Ye said, "sell dignity for the sake of two legs."

Bai Qi scorned the face: "People don't kill the world for themselves. Besides, health and safety should be the first priority. How much is dignity worth? Can you eat it?"

"Then why would you rather go to jail than follow me?" Han Ye said, "I'd be happy if you really think so."

Bai Qi rolled his eyes: "Have you heard of each person's ambition? Understanding is one thing, self-execution is another."

Han Ye doesn't argue with him, there's no need to argue with someone who has a brain, whether he loves it or not, he won't argue in the future, anyway, he has a stubborn mind, and as long as he is still this person, he will always be with him. Just try to ignore it.

"You won't deal with him, will you?" Bai Qi guessed, and then he looked regretful again, "If I were you, such a beauty would volunteer to be my person, I would definitely love him well... um..."

Han Ye picked up the towel on the side, rolled it up, pinched Bai Qi's chin and blocked the broken mouth, "He will soon have no need to exist, so don't mention this person again in the future."

Bai Qi was surprised, this speed is fast enough, even faster than the original owner at that time.

In the memory of the original owner, it will take a while longer for Yao Ning to be dealt with, and before Yao Ning was dealt with, he made trouble once, cooperated with outsiders to attack the manor, held the original owner hostage, and was shot in the head by Han Ye in the end. A psychological shadow has fallen.

How did you get to him so quickly?

"No ban, are you here?"

"exist."

"Is this plot fast-forwarding?"

"During the time of the original owner, Yao Ning was the existence Han Ye used to stimulate him, and also the catalyst for their relationship.

But with you, Han Ye regards Yao Ning as a potential rival in love, and naturally treats rivals as decisively and cruelly as an autumn wind sweeps fallen leaves, and because of your stimulation, Han Ye chose another method of killing them all. "

Therefore, Yao Ning's existence value is greatly reduced, and the time for cannon fodder is greatly shortened.