Cannon fodder dressed as the villain's school grass

The desk in Li Yunbai's bedroom is about 1.2 meters high, and with Yuan Yu's own strength alone, there is no way to get off the desk.

"It's so tall, can Xiaoyi move a stool here?" Yuan Yu looked down and said to Xiaoyi.

Xiao Yi mechanically turned around the table, then ran to the living room, put his round belly against a high stool, slowly pushed it into the bedroom, and finally moved to the side of the desk.

Yuan Yu saw Xiao Yi come in, lay down like a caterpillar, squirmed to the edge of the table, lay down cautiously on the edge of the table, his little hand was still tightly grasping a pencil case, and then he tentatively stepped on it with his feet.

The little short legs kicked in the air several times, Yuan Yu finally stepped on the chair, and then slid from the table to the chair like a little loach.

Sitting on the chair and exhaling a few breaths, Yuan Yu stood up happily, but when he saw the height of the chair and the ground, he was frightened back in an instant.

Yuan Yu said with a trembling voice: "It's still too high, I can't go down."

Yuan Yu sat on the chair, looked down at Xiaoyi with his head down, estimated the height, and felt that it was impossible to climb down.

For him, this height is simply fatal.

After all, Xiaoyi is a detecting robot. Faced with this situation, he got stuck for a while and then ran back to the living room.

Dragging the sofa pillow, Xiao Yi entered the bedroom again, and then put the cushion under the chair.

Xiao Yi's voice raised a lot in joy, and shouted: "Yuan Yuan, jump down, I'll catch you with a pillow!"

Yuan Yu looked at this height, shook his head frantically, and silently took two steps back.

Xiao Yi was a little distressed now, when one person and one machine were thinking hard about the countermeasures, they suddenly heard the sound of the door turning.

Yuan Yu scratched his face, feeling that he couldn't hear clearly, so he asked, "Hey, I seem to have heard the door open, Xiao Yi, did you hear it?"

Of course Xiaoyi heard it too, with a fat belly, his electronic eyes peeked at Li Yunbai who entered the door.

It's over, I'm going to be found running to play with Yuan Yuan!

Xiao Yi turned around twice in place like a headless fly, and couldn't escape in too short a time, so he could only close his electronic eyes in despair.

Yuan Yu lay on the chair and saw Xiaoyi's eyes suddenly go out, and asked anxiously, "Xiaoyi, why didn't your eyes light up? You stopped talking, what's going on?"

This sentence was transmitted to Xiaoyi's voice recognition system along with Li Yunbai's voice entering the room, making it want to shut down itself on the spot.

But it does not have this function, so it can only play dead in standby mode.

Li Yunbai didn't expect to see such a scene when he turned around to pick up his mobile phone.

"What is Yuanyuan doing? Where does he want to go?"

Li Yunbai walked very softly, walked to the chair, lifted Yuan Yu's hat, and lifted the person in front of him.

At this time, Yuan Yu's brain also came to his senses, turned his little head, and slowly met Li Yunbai's eyes.

When Li Yunbai left, Yuan Yu promised the other party to stay on the table obediently and not to run around.

But as soon as Li Yunbai left the house, Yuan Yu discussed with Xiaoyi how to go down to play.

Looking down at the high chair still at the scene, Yuan Yu raised his head stiffly, thinking that this is a good time, with all the witnesses and physical evidence, he can't deny it even if he wants to.

"I, I am... that, I want to..."

Yuan Yu, who can't lie, had a red face, and couldn't even speak a complete sentence as he stuttered.

Yuan Yu's two small hands uneasily grabbed the small ears on the clothes on his chest, almost balding them.

"Is it Xiao Yi's idea?"

Although it was a question sentence, Li Yunbai said it in a positive tone.

He knows Yuan Yu's character well, and Xiao Yi's character setting is even more clear, so he can deduce that this kind of thing is almost inseparable without thinking about it.

Li Yunbai nodded Xiaoyi's head, and said: "Don't pretend to be on standby, you will also know this trick."

Back then, Xiaoyi had just finished upgrading and installed a new personality system. Every time he did something that annoyed Li Yunbai, he would automatically enter standby mode.

In short, it is to refuse to communicate and refuse to admit it.

This cheeky behavior made Li Yunbai a little annoyed, so he turned off Xiaoyi's phone within half a month, and then threw it to the corner to eat ashes.

Li Yunbai's personality is a little bit strong, he is used to arranging everything, and Xiao Yi's jumping off the pattern just touched his thunder point.

After Yuan Yu got smaller and came here, Li Yunbai was worried that Yuan Yu would be afraid, so he turned on the little robot again.

But I didn't expect that Xiaoyi had only been quiet for two days, and then he went back to his old ways, pulling Yuan Yu together to mess around.

"You don't, don't scold Xiaoyi anymore, its eyes are not bright, and I'm also at fault, I shouldn't be disobedient and insist on going out to play."

Yuan Yu hugged one of Li Yunbai's fingers in mid-air, his soft face was full of guilt, and the flesh on both ends of his cheeks were squeezed into a ball with his pursed mouth.

Li Yun's hands were itchy and his heart was itchy, so he simply messed up Yuan Yu's hair, and then squeezed the villain's face hard.

Yuan Yu himself has a soft temper, and when he did something wrong, he didn't dare to resist at all, and two small marks were pinched on his face.

"Don't be angry. Being angry is not good for your health. I will study obediently next time and don't mess around with Xiaoyi."

Yuan Yu's words made the anger in Li Yunbai's heart shudder, and it was completely extinguished, even Xiaoyi was not so displeased.

"I came back halfway this time. What if I don't? Have you ever thought about the consequences of falling so high? Xiaoyi's intelligence is limited, and many things can't be thoughtful. I can't listen to it next time. Yes, you know?"

Yuan Yu nodded quickly, tugged on Li Yunbai's sleeve, and said softly, "I see..."

Li Yunbai really had no way to criticize the soft Yuan Yu, so he sighed and brushed the broken hair on his forehead, and gently placed Yuan Yu on the table.

"I'm going to get my phone, does Yuanyuan want to go to the supermarket or stay and study?"

Yuan Yu glanced at Xiao Yi who was slowly fleeing the scene, and after a moment of stunned, he said, "Then, shall I go to the supermarket together? Will it trouble you?"

Knowing Yuan Yu's always polite character, Li Yunbai said seriously, "It won't be troublesome, and what kind of food do you want, we just go and buy it together."

Li Yunbai took the mobile phone and put Yuan Yu in the inner pocket of his coat. Yuan Yu found a good location with his familiarity, and then sat obediently and waited for departure.

It was almost noon at this time, the crowd in the supermarket slowly began to disperse, and the huge supermarket seemed a little empty.

Li Yunbai likes fresh vegetables, and usually buys them on the same day, but this time, with Yuan Yu around, he pushed a cart and planned to buy back some things that were missing at home.

When pushing the cart past various snack shelves, Yuan Yu poked out his little head precisely like a radar.

"Li Yunbai, look, look, Potato Chips is having an event."

Yuan Yu was hiding in the pocket of Li Yunbai's jacket, his sight was somewhat blocked, but it was safer.

Originally, when Li Yunbai walked through this place, he deliberately slowed down his pace, and even held down his clothes, just not wanting Yuan Yu to find out.

Li Yunbai lives a very healthy life and basically doesn't touch things like snacks, but Yuan Yu is just the opposite.

Yuan Yu likes all kinds of delicious food. It can be said that the happiest thing in the time travel is that Li Yunbai's cooking skills are good enough, and the food he cooks is countless times better than the canteen Yuan Yu used to eat at school.

But how can the deliciousness of a meal compare to the happiness brought by snacks?

People are always greedy and dissatisfied, just like the Yuan Yu at the moment, after getting a delicious meal, they began to think about the happiness of snacks again.

At this time, even the shopping guides in this area went to eat, and only Li Yunbai pushed the station in front of the shelves, in a dilemma.

Yuan Yu, who was especially greedy after getting smaller, looked around and found no one, so he exposed a few locks of hair, stuck his small head on Li Yunbai's body, and said in a low voice: "There are several kinds in here, and there are seven kinds of them. Fold, save... save six dollars."

Li Yunbai glanced at Yuan Yu, and said to himself that your calculation speed is fast enough at this time, why haven't you seen that you have such a high level of math problems?

Yuan Yu didn't say clearly that he wanted it, so he stared at Li Yunbai flickeringly with his own eyes, with the words "I want to eat" written all over his eyes.

Li Yunbai couldn't bear it, but he didn't want to buy junk food to go back. Eating these snacks is unhealthy.

So Li Yunbai had no choice but to stretch out his fingers and push Yuan Yu's head back, but within two seconds, Yuan Yu himself sneaked out again, and then Li Yunbai pushed it back...

The two of them were stalemate here for almost 2 minutes, and finally Li Yunbai heard the voice of someone approaching, and said helplessly, "Okay, I'll buy it, you should go back and hide."

Yuan Yu picked up his clothes and glanced at the bag of potato chips quietly, then his eyes were crescent-shaped, nodded, and hurried back to hide in his pocket.

At the beginning, it was hard to stop later, Li Yunbai couldn't bear it many times, and bought all kinds of snacks, filling half of the shopping cart.

When he finally reached the ingredients section, Yuan Yu became much quieter. Li Yunbai finished shopping quickly, and finally walked out of the supermarket with big bags and small bags.

After returning home, Li Yunbai held his forehead and sighed while seeing the results of his hand chopping.

Yuan Yu opened the bag excitedly, and after obtaining Li Yunbai's consent, he threw himself into the pile of snacks, happily hugging him from left to right.

But he was small, so he jumped into the pile of snacks, and was accidentally buried by a big bag of snacks.

"I, I can't seem to get out, I can't remove the things on my head..."

Yuan Yu, who was buried in the snacks, called for help in a timely manner. Li Yunbai couldn't laugh or cry as he watched from the sidelines. He had no choice but to take out the bags of things, and rescued the buried Yuan Yu.

Excitement and shyness were intertwined, making Yuan Yu's cheeks blushed, and he smiled softly at Li Yunbai.

However, Li Yunbai would not let him eat without restraint, and put the snacks neatly in the refrigerator, Li Yunbai thought for a while and said: "For potato chips, you can eat one piece a day, and you can only eat it after meals, otherwise you will be full." You won't want to eat."

Yuan Yu put his little hands behind his back, let out a sigh of frustration, and kicked his feet unhappily.