drifting in the north

The room was still quiet, the same as when we left, even the oversized leather shoes left in the hallway maintained their shaky original shape.Apparently Jin Yunhai hadn't left the customs yet, so Ling Fei guessed it was right.

He was not going to disturb Jin Yunhai's cultivation path.This is the same reason as a crying little girl cannot be persuaded. The more you persuade the other party to cry more fiercely, it is better to let her shed her tears quietly, and when there is no more water in her body, it will stop.According to this calculation, Jin Yunhai's zombie state will persist until tomorrow morning at most, and when he wakes up at dawn, he knows that he is hungry, so he will come back to life.

So the most urgent thing now is to solve his stomach problem. He is so hungry that his chest is attached to his back and he is almost a paper man. If he is not satisfied, the gust of wind will blow him to the country of OZ...

When Jin Yunhai opened the door and came out, the following scene greeted his eyes: a shiny trendy guy in a big red punk style T-shirt was sitting on a light yellow dark striped sofa that he seemed to have known but was completely unrecognizable. While watching TV, I gnawed on something that looked like a sesame seed cake. On the TV, it was broadcasting "Crossing Guandong", and there was a smell of curry in the air.

"Ahem." Naturally, when an important person appears on the stage, he must first use his aura to attract the attention of others.

Sure enough, the person on the sofa followed his reputation, and soon his face was full of surprise: "You came out early!"

Jin Yunhai almost staggered forward.At this time, should he thank the people and the government for allowing him to be released from prison early and give him another chance to be a new man ==

After finally approaching and seeing clearly what was in someone's hand, Jin Yunhai couldn't even find the strength to complain.I saw that the palm-sized biscuits were cut open in the middle and filled with curry. Fortunately, the curry was thick and did not drip down...

"Can you tell me what you're eating?"

"Actually, I haven't decided on a name yet. What do you think of curry sandwiches?"

"I thought curry should go with rice..."

"But no."

"The kitchen is as big as a bag of rice and a rice cooker..."

"So complicated."

"..."

Jin Yunhai continued to take deep breaths, telling himself that being angry hurts his liver, his heart is definitely hurt, and he can no longer toss other internal organs.

Ling Fei obediently waited for Jin Yunhai to finish practicing his lung capacity before asking enthusiastically, "Are you hungry, do you want to have one too?"

Jin Yunhai looked directly at him, his eyes burning like torches: "Okay."

Ling Fei didn't know how much he ate, and the technique was very skillful. In three and a half minutes, the steaming curry bun was delivered to his eyes, and it was wrapped in a fresh-keeping bag thoughtfully.

It also took Jin Yunhai three and a half minutes to destroy it, and then he got two points of experience.First, compared with the taste, the appearance is just a cloud; second, laziness is always the original driving force of invention and creation.

The hunger eased a little, and Jin Yunhai finally looked at his home in the air full of spices.Everywhere seems familiar, and everywhere seems strange, don't tell him this is the legendary bedroom for one day, living room for ten years ==

"Is this still my home?" Jin Yunhai asked like this, sitting on the sofa with a slamming momentum.

Ling Fei was pushed aside by the intruder, and muttered angrily: "No, you have crossed."

Jin Yunhai smiled: "You asked someone to clean it up?"

Ling Feibai said, "Do you believe me when I say it's me?"

Jin Yunhai looked at him thoughtfully for a long time, then shrugged his shoulders at the end: "It's more reliable to time travel."

Ling Fei kicked him with his foot.

Jin Yunhai dodged quickly, and then laughed.

Ling Fei was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he was about to concoct a new round of evil plans, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of bloodshot eyes in Jin Yunhai's eyes.

Cut, he is a good person, he is not the same as the unlucky kid who is in the middle of a broken love and is about to take revenge on the society.

Jin Yunhai laughed for a long time, and then slowly quieted down. The louder he laughed just now, the quieter he is now, it seems to be in proportion.After the TV series was broadcast, advertisements began to appear on the screen, one after another, dazzling, many inexplicable beginnings and inexplicable endings, and you didn’t even have time to react to what it was talking about.But Jin Yunhai was very absorbed in watching, and sat there without blinking, concentrating on it.

Ling Fei secretly looked at the ceiling. For some reason, he always felt that the thing was slowly falling, slowly falling, as if he would be crushed to death later, together with the furniture and electrical appliances in this room.Of course, Jin Yunhai may not turn into a pie, but still stand naked in the rubble and ruins in the current sitting posture.

Jin Yunhai didn't know what he was thinking. In fact, there was really nothing to think about. The facts were here. Thinking about it was just a meaningless replay of the showdown process.But the cerebral cortex just doesn't listen, like a pre-programmed player, which was already thought up when he came out of the bedroom. After this matter is revealed, he can't do it for a person who has eaten rice for almost 40 years. A lovelorn is about to die, but sometimes this heart really doesn't follow your way, it's really disobedient.

There was a sudden chill on his cheeks, and he turned his head reflexively, with a cold Coke can on the tip of his nose.

After taking the can, opened it and took a big sip, Jin Yunhai finally came to his senses in the refreshing carbon dioxide: "Have you been to the supermarket?"

"Ah."

"When I'm depressed?"

"Ah."

"Very good, cleaning, shopping in the supermarket, what else do I not know?"

"I ran into Baozi while shopping in the supermarket."

"..."

Jin Yunhai fully understood what it means to be crazy, what it means to go berserk, and what it means to want to send people into outer space with a Tianma Meteor Fist.

"Can't you create a sad and gloomy atmosphere and cooperate with me?!"

"No, the ceiling will fall."

"..." A mouthful of black blood spurted out, and Jin Yunhai died in battle.

In the face of the opponent's sturdy jumping logic, he has no power to fight back, even if Athena comes to touch his head, there is absolutely no possibility of a small universe breaking out again.

Ling Fei raised the corner of his mouth, it's a good thing to be able to shout, roar and go crazy, at least he thinks so.

"By the way, I told Baozi about you, and he was very concerned."

Jin Yunhai struggled to raise his head: "I should be the one who cares, right?"

"So he didn't come up, let me pretend that he didn't come up."

"Then you still tell me?"

"In this way, we are an offensive and defensive alliance. You should also pretend that he has never been here."

"...I didn't know if it was good or not!!!"

The premise of being sad is that you have to have this "god".But now Jin Yunhai felt that his nerves had been blown away by Ling Fei's fighter jets.

At this moment, the bomber shamelessly leaned over to dig out the stories behind the common people: "What did Yaya Shen tell you?"

"I don't know." Jin Yunhai pushed away his big head with question marks.

Then the big head leaned over persistently: "Let's talk."

Jin Yunhai narrowed his eyes: "I'm afraid that people all over the world will know about it after I tell you."

Ling Fei frowned: "I'm very reliable!"

Jin Yunhai rubbed his temples fiercely: "Baozi will cry when he hears your words."

Ling Fei stepped down with a shining expression, took the toothpick box on the coffee table and began to pour out the toothpicks.

One, two, three...

"I just think you and Baozi are so strong..."

Four, five, six...

"There's no need to hide this matter..."

Seven, eight, nine...

"Otherwise he will definitely be very uncomfortable when he sees you next time, on the contrary, it's awkward..."

Ten, eleven, twelve...

Jin Yunhai realized it in the cold wind that tingled his back. These toothpicks and circle-cursing masters came from the same school.

"Okay, Miss Ling," stretching out his hand to put the toothpick back into the box, Jin Yunhai sighed resignedly, "What else can I say, just let me fulfill them both, what kind of truth card, bitterness card, sadness card, let that girl use it?" I made a slip, and I became the villain, fuck!"

Ling Fei felt uncomfortable, you can't bully Jin Zi to death because of his rough skin and thick flesh: "She's the only one?"

Jin Yunhai twitched the corners of his mouth coldly: "Heh, go to the meeting alone, damn you think I won't hit women..."

"You hit?"

"No."

"..." That's still a victory ==

"Monster." Jin Yunhai called his name suddenly.

Lingfei's heart suddenly tightened: "Huh?"

The man raised his head, with a self-deprecating smile on his face, but a bit of bitterness poured out of his tired eyes: "I'm so like a villain? A landlord who robs women of common people's wealth? A stumbling block that blocks other people's true feelings? Huge monster dragon?"

"How is it possible!" Ling Fei blurted out without thinking, and then silently brought out the last one in his heart as a reservation.

In fact, Jin Yunhai didn't expect an answer, he just wanted to vent, and after paying so much, nothing was left in the end. Those two became victims, and he was angry.

Ling Fei stayed quietly for a while, silently smoking a cigarette.He knew Jin Yunhai's current mood, to be exact, no one knew better than him.Anger, sadness, unwillingness, and self-denial.Because once the person you thought was most important teamed up with the brutal truth to tell you that you failed.

At this time, the effect of persuasion was minimal, Ling Fei knew it, but he just couldn't control his heart and mouth, and inexplicably wanted to do something for his friend Jin Zi.

After exhaling the last puff of cigarette, Ling Fei extinguished the cigarette butt in the dish: "I couldn't figure it out at the time, thinking what was wrong with me, I want to look good, I want to have a figure, and I can't do it with my whole heart. Why don't you want me? Just because you can't marry me and can't have children? Fuck it!"

Jin Yunhai crossed his legs and posed like a standard listener: "What happened next?"

Ling Fei also crossed his legs in a similar manner. At this time, if they want to play a game of Go between them, they can directly shoot the Warring States drama: "There is no later, skip the later, and go straight to the present, no, it was two days ago, I suddenly I figured it out. What is wrong with me? The difference is that I am not bad anywhere. I look more handsome than him, I wear more stylish clothes than him, not to mention my temperament. I will kill you in ten Zhou Hang, oh, I The family is richer than him..."

"Don't mention the last one!"

"Hey, it's better than him everywhere anyway, so it's not that he doesn't want me, it's God who doesn't want him to want me, God thinks I deserve better, so let those idle eggs come to my lifeline to fight soy sauce Solve everything." A minute ago, Ling Fei would never have dreamed that he could have such profound insights, saying that it was bullshit to say that he figured it out two days ago, in fact, it was at the moment when he uttered the first word. The moment he thought about how to persuade Jin Yunhai to comfort Shu Tan, out of nowhere, the words came out, and then he healed himself first.

Jin Yunhai sat there, speechless, motionless, expressionless, just like a product without three.

Ling Fei waited, feeling a little apprehensive.

Finally, a shallow dimple crept up the corner of Jin Yunhai's mouth, and he felt sad all day long, and at this moment he was truly relieved: "I don't know if God took him away, anyway, you must be God's special The nanny that my son sent me."

"Then don't download the dungeons that are too difficult, I'm a water milk." Ling Fei was sure, he still likes the big fire-breathing monster with bared teeth^_^