Becoming a Cat

100 Questions About Compatibility

Host: Cat Dad

Guests: He Yanlu, Ye Yixing

Cat Dad: Dear viewers, welcome to watch this episode of the BL fairy tale talk show~ Today we are honored to invite two popular protagonists of "Changing Cats": He Yanlu~~!And Ye Yixing~~~ (Ah, a black cat is staring at me~)

1 May I have your name?

Little law: He Yanlu (^^)

Xiao Hei: Ye Yixing (==)

2 What is the age?

Lil: 21

Little Black: 20

3 gender is?

Xiaoli: Male

Little Black: Cat Demon

Cat father: =. = Cat demon is gender?

Xiao Hei: Demons have no gender

4 What is your personality like?

Little law: gentle

Xiao Hei: Clever

Cat Dad: So it really has the character of an animal...

Xiao Hei: (=dish=)

5 The character of the other party?

Lil: Cute (=^^=)

Xiaohei: Confused (=v=)

Cat Dad: One is cute and the other is confused, they really are a pair of live treasures!

6 When did the two (?) meet?Where?

Xiaolu: On April 4st, Yang Qu's birthday party

Xiao Hei: On April 2010, 4, in the KTV box at Room 1B of Yang Qu's Birthday Party Hotel...

Cat Dad: Xiao Hei, you have a good memory ==||

7 The first impression of the other party?

Xiaoli: So cute, so comfortable, the fur is so soft, um, there is a little color...

Xiao Hei: Very temperamental, the legendary cold beauty, I feel very proud, ah!Touch my dick in public... [Why do you still remember the history of grief and indignation!Meow~~] 8 What do you like about each other?

Xiaoli: When you are acting like a baby with me~

Xiao Hei: Hug me, rub me, look at me dotingly...

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Xiaoli: Hide and don’t let me find it (T^T)~

Xiao Hei: Playing string balls, hanging bells (=A=), writing ranks higher than me!

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Xiaoli: Very good, if only Xiaohei was with me when I was young, it would be great.

Xiao Hei: Except for his series of off-line behaviors, it should be considered perfect.

Cat Dad: What does offline behavior mean?

Xiao Hei: Let me call you Big Sister Dabai, and use my tail to test the temperature in the shower.

Cat daddy (cough): Sure enough, it’s very offline...

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11 What do you call each other?

Xiaoli: Xiaohei (=^^=)

Xiao Hei: Dad (=…=)

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Xiaoli: Dad~~

Xiao Hei: (sweet) Xiao Hei~ (begging for mercy) Luomu~ (tearful) Ye Yixing~

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Xiaoli: No need to compare, he is a cat >_

Xiao Hei: I once had a fantasy, [If He Yanlu is a cat... Well, if that guy is a cat, he must be white, there is no color that suits him better than pure white!And it's still that kind of slender and elegant white Persian cat, its fur will glisten in the sun, showing a transparent and soft feeling...]

So, Lil should be a little white cat~Persian~