"If there's nothing else to do, just shut up," Yu Jia said indifferently, "I'm bothering you."
"What's bothering you?" Little Yellow Chicken asked with a smile, "Tell me about it?"
It squeezed out from Yu Jia's space button and jumped onto the desk: "I am the great will of the world!"
Yu Jia didn't fluctuate at all, and even wanted to hehe: "Hehe."
He asked weakly: "Then may I ask the great will of the world, what the hell are interstellar alien races?"
The little yellow chicken made an uh: "This, it's not easy to say."
Yu Jia: "Hehe."
This guy, every time he talks about "interstellar aliens", he pretends to be dead, and he doesn't know what he is thinking.
Yu Jia asked again: "Then what can you do to deal with them?"
Although he was extremely dissatisfied with the little yellow chicken's act of pretending to be dead, Yu Jia didn't think it was because it didn't know anything. hang up.
So Yu Jia blinked, fell weakly on the chair, and chose to act shamelessly: "Dear Ah Zhi, are you really helpless?"
The little yellow chicken made two hiccups: "That's not true, it's just..."
"Then why don't you say it quickly?!"
Yu Jia sat up abruptly, reached out and picked up the little yellow chicken, with a fierce look in his eyes: "You still want to experience the luxury gift package of titanium alloy chicken coop and giant lock, right?"
The little yellow chicken that was caught by the chicken claws of fate so that the whole chicken was hung upside down: "..."
"That, that wouldn't be..."
After a series of unharmonious exchanges, one person and one chicken finally resonated on the ideological level.
"That's right, all in all," the little yellow chicken stammered, "The interstellar aliens are very harmful, they are like the destroyers of this world, so, not only to the interstellar residents, but also to me. "
Yu Jia said in surprise: "Seeing how you were before, you thought it would be good for you to keep them."
"Of course not!" The little yellow chicken said in a serious tone, "I am the will of the world. The entire interstellar world, including the interstellar residents, are my symbionts. Destroying them by interstellar aliens is of course destroying my body. As for what I didn't say before... ..."
It faltered and said: "Isn't this a matter of great importance, am I afraid to scare you..."
"Heh," Yu Jia sneered, "You can continue making up."
The feather tips of the little yellow chicken were all red: "I don't have one!!!"
It emphasizes: "Anyway! I'll help you!"
"How to help?" Yu Jia still maintained a distrustful attitude, "Let's say yes first, I don't want 'help' like sending me tasks and getting favorability as rewards."
"You can't borrow money from others!"
The little yellow chicken said: "Can I help you open a krypton gold system?"
Yu Jia: "?"
He asked, "What?"
The little yellow chicken explained patiently: "I saw your thoughts and operations before. To put it bluntly, aren't you just worried about the lack of combat power of the players, so why don't I help you improve your combat power?"
"Open the krypton gold system, the more krypton gold, the stronger it is," the little yellow chicken skillfully introduced, "For example, I can add a holy light buff to them, and the damage value can be doubled without limit when facing interstellar alien races, with special burn effects , if necessary, agility and defensive blessings can also keep up."
"Oh, and they also have the problem that the mecha will be broken after death, right?" Little Yellow Chicken's tone is calm like a gangster's big brother, "I can also provide binding services, and they can use the equipment they often use for a fee. It is bound to the account, and it will be restored together when it is revived."
"What do you think of this?"
Yu Jia was silent.
long silence.
The little yellow chicken asked anxiously: "No, can't it?"
Yu Jia took a deep breath: "Is there any smoke?"
The little yellow chicken was confused: "Don't you don't smoke? And cub, I didn't say that, with your physique, you have to lie down in the medical cabin for three days if you smoke."
Yu Jia smiled: "That's pretty good, otherwise, I'm afraid that I can't help but find a laser gun to do something that is not conducive to the safety and health of poultry animals."
His calm expression gradually cracked: "So, you can obviously open so many hooks, why didn't you say it earlier?!"
The little yellow chicken uttered: "Isn't this to ensure the balance and stability of the world?"
Seeing that Yu Jia had already reached out and pulled out a laser gun from the space button, the little yellow chicken flapped its wings and flew up to the roof: "What are you doing?! Calm down! As a lord, you must cultivate yourself, don't be ooc!!"
"If you have a chick that hasn't grown up for decades and can fly to the roof, isn't it OOC!!!"
"This, this is not a problem!" The little yellow chicken moved with affection and reason, "Cook, think about it, isn't this a good thing? Whose son knows that he is actually a rich second generation, so he can't be crazy? And in In the process of growing up, you have gained a lot of experience!"
Yu Jia hehe twice: "Then can this hanger be opened normally in the future?"
"That won't work."
"So," Yu Jia said blankly, "come down for me."
"I do not."
"Come down."
"I do not."
"Then I'll shoot now."
"..."
In the end, the farce ended when Yu Jia was so angry that he shot, the little yellow chicken dodged, but the laser gun instantly activated the alarm system in the Lord's Mansion, half a minute later the guards arrived, and the garrison army also took off and surrounded the Lord's Mansion .
But when they kicked open the door of the study in a murderous spirit, thinking that they would face the vicious gangsters who had kidnapped the lord, they only saw a messy picture of a man and a chicken fighting fiercely, with scraps of paper and chicken feathers flying around the study.
"Uh……"
The captain of the guard is doing his duty.
"My lord, do you need any help?"
Yu Jia: "..."
"without thanks."
"Really?"
Yu Jia was silent, and then said: "Then I trouble you to forget what you saw."
"..."
"Now, can I ask you to go out for a while?"
"……Yes."
In any case, the little yellow chicken must be cleaned up, and the krypton gold system must also be activated.
Even though he was angry that the little yellow chicken would not leave early, after losing his temper, Yu Jia still turned his mind back to the main business - if he didn't care about anything like a little yellow chicken, he was so afraid of interstellar alien races, of course he would only care more.
It’s just that the krypton gold system sounds a bit perverted. Before the large-scale implementation, Yu Jia decided to follow the old routine and conduct an internal test.
So Yu Jia approached the game anchor 【Big Boge】.
Yu Jia had just finished processing important documents that day, and when he looked out of the study window, he happened to see a few players chasing and playing. At that moment, he was blessed, turned on his optical brain, and dialed the communication of [Big Boge]: "Hello?"
Yu Jia said in a deep tone, "Come to my study."
[Big Boge] who folded the firewood and prepared to grill: "?"
But hearing that Yu Jia was quite serious, he still responded: "Okay."
Soon [Brother Big Bo] ran up from downstairs, sweating a little on his forehead: "Yu Zai, are you looking for me?"
Is there anything I have to say in person?
Yu Jia turned around, with a pair of sunglasses she just found on the bridge of her nose: "There is a task for you in the organization, I wonder if you would like it?"
[Big Boge]: "What mission?"
Yu Jia pretended to be deep: "Secret mission."
[Big Boge]: "?"
He urged: "You said it!"
Yu Jia opened his mouth, and suddenly realized that he couldn't explain the krypton gold system clearly at once.Fortunately, he has already written the whole plan into a separate internal test task. At this time, as long as he opens the game background of the optical brain, he can directly send the details.
So Yu Jia stepped forward, patted [Big Boge] on the shoulder, and whispered like an agent: "It's related to the extermination of alien races in the interstellar world."
Taking advantage of [Big Boge] not being able to see what was going on behind him, he clicked on the release task button.
Ding!
[Big Boge] Mission details appear in front of you.
He froze in place, browsed the details for a long time, opened his mouth wider and wider, and muttered: "Good guy..."
Yu Jia had already returned to her chair, drank tea, and raised her eyes: "The details have been sent to your optical brain, is there any problem?"
【Brother Big Bo】Subconsciously said: "This hangs, uh, it's not..."
He came back to his senses and couldn't help scratching his head: "I'm just a little surprised, Yu Zai, you finally look like an NPC."
Will release special missions in this way!
Yu Jia wrote inexplicably all over his forehead: "What?"
[Brother Big Bo] thought Yu Jia was asking what an npc is, he hurriedly waved his hands: "It's nothing, it's just...to praise you for being cute!"
He repeated it again, trying to emphasize: "That's right, I just want to praise you for being cute!!"
【Brother Big Bo】Turn around and want to slip away: "Well, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first!"
"Really?" Yu Jia called out 【Brother Big Bo】, "Stop."
He took off his sunglasses, with a smile on his face: "I suddenly remembered something else to tell you."
【Big Boge】Shaking God: "What, what?"
Yu Jia's expression returned to indifference in an instant, and the players who went downstairs to have a barbecue outside the window pointed out: "Illegal felling of flowers and trees, lighting an open fire in the Lord's Mansion for barbecue, has caused serious damage to the air quality of the Lord's Mansion."
"Since you came up, just pay the fine."
"..."
Yu Jia asked blankly: "Now, do you still think I'm cute?"
"...Actually," [Big Boge] said in a small voice, "it's still quite cute, son."
"???"
Finally [Brother Big Bo] reluctantly paid the fine and left. Yu Jia saw his back suddenly becoming excited again, touched his chin, estimated the time difference between the two sides and waited patiently for a while, then connected to the Internet on the earth, searched [Big Boge]'s anchor page.
Sure enough, a new update popped up above.
【Hoho!I have received the special mission issued by Yu Zai!It is related to the boss interstellar race in the closed beta! !In order to avoid Yu Zai's impatient waiting, brother Meng, we will broadcast live tonight! ! 】
Yu Jia: "Oh."
I thought it was not easy to know this guy for so many years, and I thought it was friendship to send him a hot live broadcast, but after the baptism of cuteness just now...
Yu Jia decided to give him a big one if he wanted to.
He immediately opened the optical brain address book, sent the task content to [Mu Gongqi] in the form of a message, and also expressed his ardent expectations for him and [Big Boge] by the way.Then, Yu Jia dialed the special line of Vivia, the editor: "Vivia."
"My lord," the voice on the other side was respectful and puzzled, "What's the matter?"
Yu Jia said: "Come to live."
"What's bothering you?" Little Yellow Chicken asked with a smile, "Tell me about it?"
It squeezed out from Yu Jia's space button and jumped onto the desk: "I am the great will of the world!"
Yu Jia didn't fluctuate at all, and even wanted to hehe: "Hehe."
He asked weakly: "Then may I ask the great will of the world, what the hell are interstellar alien races?"
The little yellow chicken made an uh: "This, it's not easy to say."
Yu Jia: "Hehe."
This guy, every time he talks about "interstellar aliens", he pretends to be dead, and he doesn't know what he is thinking.
Yu Jia asked again: "Then what can you do to deal with them?"
Although he was extremely dissatisfied with the little yellow chicken's act of pretending to be dead, Yu Jia didn't think it was because it didn't know anything. hang up.
So Yu Jia blinked, fell weakly on the chair, and chose to act shamelessly: "Dear Ah Zhi, are you really helpless?"
The little yellow chicken made two hiccups: "That's not true, it's just..."
"Then why don't you say it quickly?!"
Yu Jia sat up abruptly, reached out and picked up the little yellow chicken, with a fierce look in his eyes: "You still want to experience the luxury gift package of titanium alloy chicken coop and giant lock, right?"
The little yellow chicken that was caught by the chicken claws of fate so that the whole chicken was hung upside down: "..."
"That, that wouldn't be..."
After a series of unharmonious exchanges, one person and one chicken finally resonated on the ideological level.
"That's right, all in all," the little yellow chicken stammered, "The interstellar aliens are very harmful, they are like the destroyers of this world, so, not only to the interstellar residents, but also to me. "
Yu Jia said in surprise: "Seeing how you were before, you thought it would be good for you to keep them."
"Of course not!" The little yellow chicken said in a serious tone, "I am the will of the world. The entire interstellar world, including the interstellar residents, are my symbionts. Destroying them by interstellar aliens is of course destroying my body. As for what I didn't say before... ..."
It faltered and said: "Isn't this a matter of great importance, am I afraid to scare you..."
"Heh," Yu Jia sneered, "You can continue making up."
The feather tips of the little yellow chicken were all red: "I don't have one!!!"
It emphasizes: "Anyway! I'll help you!"
"How to help?" Yu Jia still maintained a distrustful attitude, "Let's say yes first, I don't want 'help' like sending me tasks and getting favorability as rewards."
"You can't borrow money from others!"
The little yellow chicken said: "Can I help you open a krypton gold system?"
Yu Jia: "?"
He asked, "What?"
The little yellow chicken explained patiently: "I saw your thoughts and operations before. To put it bluntly, aren't you just worried about the lack of combat power of the players, so why don't I help you improve your combat power?"
"Open the krypton gold system, the more krypton gold, the stronger it is," the little yellow chicken skillfully introduced, "For example, I can add a holy light buff to them, and the damage value can be doubled without limit when facing interstellar alien races, with special burn effects , if necessary, agility and defensive blessings can also keep up."
"Oh, and they also have the problem that the mecha will be broken after death, right?" Little Yellow Chicken's tone is calm like a gangster's big brother, "I can also provide binding services, and they can use the equipment they often use for a fee. It is bound to the account, and it will be restored together when it is revived."
"What do you think of this?"
Yu Jia was silent.
long silence.
The little yellow chicken asked anxiously: "No, can't it?"
Yu Jia took a deep breath: "Is there any smoke?"
The little yellow chicken was confused: "Don't you don't smoke? And cub, I didn't say that, with your physique, you have to lie down in the medical cabin for three days if you smoke."
Yu Jia smiled: "That's pretty good, otherwise, I'm afraid that I can't help but find a laser gun to do something that is not conducive to the safety and health of poultry animals."
His calm expression gradually cracked: "So, you can obviously open so many hooks, why didn't you say it earlier?!"
The little yellow chicken uttered: "Isn't this to ensure the balance and stability of the world?"
Seeing that Yu Jia had already reached out and pulled out a laser gun from the space button, the little yellow chicken flapped its wings and flew up to the roof: "What are you doing?! Calm down! As a lord, you must cultivate yourself, don't be ooc!!"
"If you have a chick that hasn't grown up for decades and can fly to the roof, isn't it OOC!!!"
"This, this is not a problem!" The little yellow chicken moved with affection and reason, "Cook, think about it, isn't this a good thing? Whose son knows that he is actually a rich second generation, so he can't be crazy? And in In the process of growing up, you have gained a lot of experience!"
Yu Jia hehe twice: "Then can this hanger be opened normally in the future?"
"That won't work."
"So," Yu Jia said blankly, "come down for me."
"I do not."
"Come down."
"I do not."
"Then I'll shoot now."
"..."
In the end, the farce ended when Yu Jia was so angry that he shot, the little yellow chicken dodged, but the laser gun instantly activated the alarm system in the Lord's Mansion, half a minute later the guards arrived, and the garrison army also took off and surrounded the Lord's Mansion .
But when they kicked open the door of the study in a murderous spirit, thinking that they would face the vicious gangsters who had kidnapped the lord, they only saw a messy picture of a man and a chicken fighting fiercely, with scraps of paper and chicken feathers flying around the study.
"Uh……"
The captain of the guard is doing his duty.
"My lord, do you need any help?"
Yu Jia: "..."
"without thanks."
"Really?"
Yu Jia was silent, and then said: "Then I trouble you to forget what you saw."
"..."
"Now, can I ask you to go out for a while?"
"……Yes."
In any case, the little yellow chicken must be cleaned up, and the krypton gold system must also be activated.
Even though he was angry that the little yellow chicken would not leave early, after losing his temper, Yu Jia still turned his mind back to the main business - if he didn't care about anything like a little yellow chicken, he was so afraid of interstellar alien races, of course he would only care more.
It’s just that the krypton gold system sounds a bit perverted. Before the large-scale implementation, Yu Jia decided to follow the old routine and conduct an internal test.
So Yu Jia approached the game anchor 【Big Boge】.
Yu Jia had just finished processing important documents that day, and when he looked out of the study window, he happened to see a few players chasing and playing. At that moment, he was blessed, turned on his optical brain, and dialed the communication of [Big Boge]: "Hello?"
Yu Jia said in a deep tone, "Come to my study."
[Big Boge] who folded the firewood and prepared to grill: "?"
But hearing that Yu Jia was quite serious, he still responded: "Okay."
Soon [Brother Big Bo] ran up from downstairs, sweating a little on his forehead: "Yu Zai, are you looking for me?"
Is there anything I have to say in person?
Yu Jia turned around, with a pair of sunglasses she just found on the bridge of her nose: "There is a task for you in the organization, I wonder if you would like it?"
[Big Boge]: "What mission?"
Yu Jia pretended to be deep: "Secret mission."
[Big Boge]: "?"
He urged: "You said it!"
Yu Jia opened his mouth, and suddenly realized that he couldn't explain the krypton gold system clearly at once.Fortunately, he has already written the whole plan into a separate internal test task. At this time, as long as he opens the game background of the optical brain, he can directly send the details.
So Yu Jia stepped forward, patted [Big Boge] on the shoulder, and whispered like an agent: "It's related to the extermination of alien races in the interstellar world."
Taking advantage of [Big Boge] not being able to see what was going on behind him, he clicked on the release task button.
Ding!
[Big Boge] Mission details appear in front of you.
He froze in place, browsed the details for a long time, opened his mouth wider and wider, and muttered: "Good guy..."
Yu Jia had already returned to her chair, drank tea, and raised her eyes: "The details have been sent to your optical brain, is there any problem?"
【Brother Big Bo】Subconsciously said: "This hangs, uh, it's not..."
He came back to his senses and couldn't help scratching his head: "I'm just a little surprised, Yu Zai, you finally look like an NPC."
Will release special missions in this way!
Yu Jia wrote inexplicably all over his forehead: "What?"
[Brother Big Bo] thought Yu Jia was asking what an npc is, he hurriedly waved his hands: "It's nothing, it's just...to praise you for being cute!"
He repeated it again, trying to emphasize: "That's right, I just want to praise you for being cute!!"
【Brother Big Bo】Turn around and want to slip away: "Well, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first!"
"Really?" Yu Jia called out 【Brother Big Bo】, "Stop."
He took off his sunglasses, with a smile on his face: "I suddenly remembered something else to tell you."
【Big Boge】Shaking God: "What, what?"
Yu Jia's expression returned to indifference in an instant, and the players who went downstairs to have a barbecue outside the window pointed out: "Illegal felling of flowers and trees, lighting an open fire in the Lord's Mansion for barbecue, has caused serious damage to the air quality of the Lord's Mansion."
"Since you came up, just pay the fine."
"..."
Yu Jia asked blankly: "Now, do you still think I'm cute?"
"...Actually," [Big Boge] said in a small voice, "it's still quite cute, son."
"???"
Finally [Brother Big Bo] reluctantly paid the fine and left. Yu Jia saw his back suddenly becoming excited again, touched his chin, estimated the time difference between the two sides and waited patiently for a while, then connected to the Internet on the earth, searched [Big Boge]'s anchor page.
Sure enough, a new update popped up above.
【Hoho!I have received the special mission issued by Yu Zai!It is related to the boss interstellar race in the closed beta! !In order to avoid Yu Zai's impatient waiting, brother Meng, we will broadcast live tonight! ! 】
Yu Jia: "Oh."
I thought it was not easy to know this guy for so many years, and I thought it was friendship to send him a hot live broadcast, but after the baptism of cuteness just now...
Yu Jia decided to give him a big one if he wanted to.
He immediately opened the optical brain address book, sent the task content to [Mu Gongqi] in the form of a message, and also expressed his ardent expectations for him and [Big Boge] by the way.Then, Yu Jia dialed the special line of Vivia, the editor: "Vivia."
"My lord," the voice on the other side was respectful and puzzled, "What's the matter?"
Yu Jia said: "Come to live."
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