True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

"Zhong, Zhong Kui!?"

It seems that he looks a bit like the uncle who was pasted on the door during the Chinese New Year. He didn't expect to meet such a famous person when he died. Gu Baobao raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead. (Gah, ghosts don't sweat!)

"Well, Uncle Zhong Kui, I know I'm already dead, you, are you here to arrest me and take me to the underworld?"

"Uh, this, this..."

Zhong Kui stroked his beard in embarrassment, his dark and vulgar face was slightly flushed, and his eyebrows twitched.

This appearance is simply—horrible!

"Uncle has something to say, as long as you don't want to throw me into the [-]th floor of hell, go up the mountain of swords, and go down to the oil pan, I can accept the rest. It is said that I was kind when I was alive, but I just like to play tricks on people." , can't be so miserable?"

"Not so, not so, hey, what should I say?"

Zhong Kui waved his hands again and again with his eyes wide open, and then faltered and shaved his teeth.

"Actually, it's like this, your lifespan is not over, if you want to go back to your original body now, it's not impossible, but even if you go back, you'll just trap your soul in your body, and it's no longer possible for your body to wake up. If so, do you want to go back?"

"Of course not going back."

Gu Baobao shook his head violently without even thinking about it. He was not an idiot. He ran back to be a vegetable, unable to run, jump, talk, or open his eyes. Who did it!

Zhong Kui had expected that the baby would say that, so he leaned against him with a smirk on his face, and talked into his ear, as if it was a big secret that only the two of them could know.

"The thing is like this. The King of Hades asked me to escort a very important person to reincarnate. Originally, the person he was going to vote for was the royal family of Nanzhao Kingdom. However, there was a small mistake in the way of rebirth. I accidentally let He fell into the animal realm and has now been reincarnated as a boar.

You also know that this matter is due to my dereliction of duty. If Hades finds out, my annual bonus will be forfeited.

And you shouldn't have appeared in the underworld at this time. If I don't take you in, and you don't want to return to the flesh, I'm afraid you'll wander the world for a long time, becoming a lonely ghost. Well, if you meet a Taoist priest who can really catch ghosts, you are afraid that you will be beaten to death by him, and you will never be able to reincarnate as a human being again.

Seeing that the little prince is about to be born, but what is in the mother's womb is only the body, no soul.If you want, why don't we make a win-win agreement, I will quietly send you into the mother's body, if you don't tell me, I won't tell you, keep this matter from the past, I can avoid punishment, and you don't have to be a wandering ghost Ghost, how? "

Of course Zhong Kui concealed this matter from Gu Baobao.

The reason why Yin Ling, who was originally escorted by him, fell into the animal way was because his second grandmother suddenly came to make trouble at that time, and accidentally pushed the poor hapless bastard down.

The reason why Zhong Kui wants to keep his annual bonus is because his wife Meng Po is arguing for a divorce because of his having a second wife.

For a person as famous as Zhong Kui, getting a divorce is a hell-shattering event. Besides, the divorcee is still Quan Yinsi's dream lover, Meng Po. This will be very detrimental to his future promotion. He wants to buy a big diamond ring as a token of apology. Gifts, but the money is not enough, so I have to live frugally. The biggest hope is the year-end bonus that will be paid in a few days. He is really desperate to make such a bad plan.

"Well, what's the life of the little prince? If he is an unlucky guy who will die early, or if he looks extremely ugly, then I won't do it. Also, what kind of country is Nanzhao Kingdom and which dynasty is it? Why have I never heard of it? ?”

"This, this..." Zhong Kui stroked his beard with an inscrutable expression on his face.