no thunder

Just as Lu Mu opened the door of his house, a gust of strong cold air blasted him back three meters like a jet.After finally leaning against the door to adapt to the huge temperature difference between inside and outside, Lu Mu changed his leather shoes, put the key on the shoe cabinet at the door, went straight into the room and turned up the air conditioner by three degrees.

"How many times have I said, don't turn on the air conditioner too cold."

Frowning slightly, Lu Mu loosened the collar of his shirt. As soon as he turned his head, Nie Ruining rushed over from the sofa with bare feet, "I'm back! Weber is now number one, hehehe."

Nie Ruining likes F1, likes Mark Webber, likes all the exciting things that adolescent boys like.Lu Mu raised his hand to remove a small piece of apple sticking to the corner of his mouth, "Did you make dinner yet?"

"The dishes are all ready, and there is still one soup missing—there is no class in the afternoon, so I went to the car shop and wandered around. My father was watching, so I came back after five o'clock."

Nie Ruining walked towards the kitchen while answering, perfectly staged a live-action version of body dismemberment—in the kitchen, with eyes on the screen.

Lu Mu took off his watch and put it on the coffee table, rolled up his sleeves and walked over, "Okay, let's watch TV, I'll make some soup."

Nie Ruining threw down the spatula and jumped up, hugged Lu Mu and kissed him big on the face, "Amu, I love you the most! The only thing missing is tomato and egg soup. I have prepared all the ingredients!"

Lu Mu slapped his butt wearing flowery pants, turned to turn on the faucet, and started washing his hands to make soup.

At the end of the game, Weber only ranked second, and Nie Ruining, with his shoulders slumped, was even more depressed than Weber himself.He held the chopsticks listlessly, and put the most hated onion into his mouth without taste.

Lu Mu reminded lightly, "That's an onion."

Nie Ruining screamed, and quickly threw the object that almost fell into Lu Mu's mouth into Lu Mu's bowl.

"Amu, I'm very lost."

"I know, you were also disappointed last season."

"Damn Amu, wouldn't you say something uplifting to comfort me!"

Lu Mu calmly ate the onion that Nie Ruining stuffed into his bowl, and said slowly, "Speaking of which, there is really exciting news, do you want to hear it?"

Nie Ruining held his rice bowl with sparkling eyes.

Lu Mudao, "My mother called today and asked me to bring my girlfriend home tomorrow."

If it is said that there was once a shrew named Qiu Qianchi in Jin Yong's works who could spray people to death on the wall with a date stone nail, then Nie Ruining's skill in spraying tomatoes is definitely not inferior to her.As soon as Lu Mu finished speaking, the tomatoes that Nie Ruining put into his mouth were scattered like flowers from a goddess.Fortunately, Lu Mu had expected it, so the white rag he held up in front of him instantly turned into an abstract painting of Fauvism.

Nie Ruining coughed and coughed, which caused liver pain, lung pain and stomach pain. After coughing, he raised his head and found that Lu Mu had put down the rag and picked up chopsticks to start eating again, so he looked at the other party's eyes with hope again.

"Amu, what you just said is false? Is it false? Is it false?"

"Rui Ning, after all, an ugly daughter-in-law wants to see her in-laws."

Yes, even though Lu Nie and Lu Nie have known each other for 18 years and have been in love for three or four years, this forbidden love has always been in a state of underground activities.Mother Lu thought that her son was in love and rented a house with his girlfriend and lived together. Mother Nie thought that her son could not take care of himself and shared a room with a good friend, although in the real world, the young master of the Lu family and the puppy of the Nie family were already on the bed. The positions in A film, G film or calcium film have been done 81 times in turn, and the parents of both sides in the BG parallel world think that they are just brothers.

Nie Ruining couldn't imagine that one day, Lu Mu took him by the hand and brought him back to Lu's house. In front of Lu's father and Lu's mother who had watched him grow up, he introduced affectionately, "Dad, Mom, this She is your future daughter-in-law."

Nie Ruining brainstormed about this scene, and the possible scenes after this scene, and couldn't help but feel the urge to drink Dichlorvos.

Nie Ruining said, Ah Mu, if you come out, the mortality rate may be 50.00%, if I come out, the mortality rate may also be 50.00%, but if you bring me out, the mortality rate must be [-]%.

Lu Mu calmly blew on the soup in the bowl, Rui Ning, you made a mistake, 50.00% plus 50.00% equals [-]%.

Nie Ruining lifted the table, Lu Mu, do you really not understand or pretend not to understand? !If your mother knew that our brothers were good, and finally went to bed, she would twist my cucumber that seduced you into twists and throw it into the frying pan!

Lu Mu put away the bowl, Rui Ning, correct me, what you used to seduce me was not cucumber, but chrysanthemum.

Nie Ruining really wanted to pounce on Lu Mu's head clogged with too many onions and shake it desperately, screaming while shaking, put away your weird sense of humor, is it time to play tricks!Is it time for infighting?Is it time for the young couple to quarrel and bicker?Do you understand Yali Shanda who came out of the closet?But from Lu Mu's point of view, he just stomped the bowl of tomato and egg soup on the table very handsomely, and then nestled back on the sofa to watch TV.

Lu Mu put away the bowls and chopsticks, wiped the table, washed the bowls and chopsticks calmly with the grace of a violinist, dried his hands and walked to the sofa.He sat down next to Nie Ruining and hugged him into his arms.

"What program?"

"Military records."

After habitually answering, Nie Ruining remembered that the two had just had a hot fight, so Nie Ruining added a monosyllable from his nose, "Anyway, you can't understand it."

"Okay, if you really don't want to go back, I'll find a reason to shirk my mother."

"What reason?"

"Your aunt is here."

Nie Ruining turned his head slowly and slowly like a slow motion movie, and he smiled at Lu Mu, "Ah Mu, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to serve a dish just now."

"What dish?"

"Human pork buns."

A World Without Thunder 02 Couple Outfit?

In the next few days, Nie Ruining went to school as usual every day. Because the campus life was full of singing and dancing, he quickly threw the crisis of coming out into the toilet and flushed it into the sewer. In addition, Lu Mu was as busy as circling the sun all day. The earth not only needs to revolve, but also rotates, so the story of the young daughter-in-law meeting her parents-in-law has never been mentioned again.

At noon that day, Nie Ruining was eating vigorously with the plate, when the phone in his pocket suddenly rang cheerfully.Ever since he and Lu Muyi smashed their mobile phones in a cold war, Lu Mu simply changed his mobile phones together in order to quell the domestic violence. Nie Ruining used a white iPhone, and he used a black iPhone. The loving husband and wife files of black and white double evil, look like a flash Blind the eyes of the masses.

It is said that the break at noon every day is the time for Lu Nie and his wife to contribute to the cause of China Mobile, and they will never stop until the phone explodes.Nie Ruining put the sliced ​​meat into his mouth, and pressed the answer button inarticulately, "What are you doing?"

"have you eaten?"

"eating."

"What dish?"

"Fried pork slices with fungus."

"After class in the evening, come to the design institute and wait for me to get off work. Dad's birthday is today, so go back for dinner."

Nie Ruining's brain nerves were hooked by the fungus meat slices and took two seconds to recall, remembering that today is really Lu's father's birthday.The Lv Nie family has always been good friends, and every year whenever they have time, they will invite the four members of Nie Ruining's family to spend together.

Nie Ruining mumbled "Hello" with his mouth full of rice, and then asked, are my parents and Xiaoqing going too?Lu Mu sighed, when would he dare to leave his father-in-law, mother-in-law and sister-in-law behind?

Nie Ruining spat out a piece of chicken bone and said ruffianly, "Okay, Young Master Lu, there's a set of lip-smacking jokes."

The two criticized and looked forward to the meals in their respective cafeterias without nutrition, and finally hung up the hot phone in a dawdly manner.

Nie Ruining's motorcycle that followed him to the north and south is still playing its role in the past few years. In order to welcome Lu's father's birthday, he got on the motorcycle and drove straight to the design institute after the professional class in the afternoon.

The young couple in love doesn't know how to write the word low-key, and Nie Ruining is such a fearless master. Whenever there is no class, Nie Ruining will appear at the gate of the design institute without a trace. Second, everyone in the design institute knew that the newcomer Xiao Lu was not only handsome, but also his cousin who often came to pick him up from work was so handsome.So every time Nie Ruining stepped into the door of the design institute, countless aunts with accents from all over the world rushed out from all directions, scrambling to hold his hand, and asked with twinkling eyes, little Nie, what is this year? How old are you?Don't have a girlfriend?

──This is a tragedy of a serious imbalance in the ratio of men to women in modern cities.

Once Nie Ruining was entangled by an aunt who had been defeated repeatedly and was unable to score. He looked up and saw Lu Mu coming down the stairs. His eyes that were written with "give me a good knife" immediately aimed at Lu Mu.Lu Mu patted the head of the abused dog comfortingly, turned around, and said politely to the expectant aunt, Aunt Li, Sister Tingting is a good girl, but our family Rui Ning was abused when she was six years old. After ordering a baby kiss, I will wait for these two years to get through the door.

Lu Mu's words were calm and secretive. Aunt doesn't understand the profound art of male-male love. How could Nie Ruining not understand? He was angry and embarrassing, anxious and ashamed. He was afraid that others would find out the truth He could only secretly reach out three fingers to grab a piece of flesh on Lu Mu's thigh and pinch it to death. The aunt's disappointment couldn't even cover up the furrowed wrinkles on her face. Just when Nie Ruining was secretly glad that the alarm was lifted, the aunt's eyes suddenly froze. , the sharp eyes stabbed fiercely at Lu Mu who stood in front of Nie Ruining as a shield like a bayonet, Xiao Lu, how old are you this year?Do you have a girlfriend?Do you want to break up?

In Nie Ruining's heart, there was a beast with four hooves running wildly. How much he wanted to jump up and shake Aunt Li's shoulders, shouting, God, we are both calcium and auntie, why don't you put your daughter into the fire pit so hard? Push! !But on the surface, he still maintains the handsome and cool image of a generation. He turned his head and looked at Lu Mu beside him with a deep, indescribable gaze.

Lu Mu smiled very gently, that smile was as light as cotton candy, and as gentle as Hetian jade, just listening to Lu Mu uttering a sentence in his low voice that was not worth his life, brought the last thread of Aunt Li's heart to life. The vitality was ruthlessly strangled in the thermos, he said, Aunt Li, although it seems a bit rude to say this, but I am already a married man.

On the way here by speeding car, Nie Ruining played through his mind like playing poker, and the gate of the design institute suddenly appeared in front of him.He stopped the car and took off his helmet. Because of the relationship between the wind blowing and the helmet, the messy hair to a certain extent not only did not look decadent, but revealed a wild and unruly energy.Nie Ruining straightened his hair in front of the rearview mirror on the motorcycle, then took out his phone and started texting Lu Mu.

The text message just wrote "Master Lu Xiaomu Nie is here, hurry up and pick him up", before he could press the send button, he saw Lu Mu walking down the stairs in a small black suit with a smile on his face.

"Wear such a flamboyant bag, go on a blind date?"

Nie Ruining tilted his head and bit the leg of the sunglasses, squinting at Lu Mu and shooting back and forth mercilessly.Lu Mu flicked him on the forehead, and handed over a big box in his hand.

"what?"

"The clothes I bought for you."

Nie Ruining stared at the box in his hand like a ghost.

"There is nothing to be diligent about, either a traitor or a thief."

"Anyway, it's the old man's birthday, so it's hard to justify wearing too casually."

Nie Ruining doesn't really remember how old Lu's father is this year, but he hasn't lost his mind enough to ask Lu Mu eagerly. Just kidding, although Lu Mu spoils him so much that it's outrageous, but such an important thing has been forgotten. Will definitely be killed in bed.

As if recalling an unbearable scene, Nie Ruining shuddered for nothing on a sunny day, and walked into the bathroom on the first floor under Lu Mu's smiling gaze.

After closing the bathroom door, Nie Ruining opened the exquisitely packaged large gift box. Inside the box was a small white casual suit, which was simple but stylish, and happened to be the same style as the black suit on Lu Mu's body.

Only an idiot like Ah Mu could come up with such a creative idea of ​​wearing couple outfits on Dad's birthday.

The corner of Nie Ruining's mouth twitched, just as he was about to summon the person at the door, Lu Mu just pushed the door open and walked in as if with a heartbeat.

"What's wrong?"

"Is this a couple outfit?"

"How is it possible? A senior sister from the design institute recommended it, saying that it is especially suitable for the two brothers to wear on the birthday of the elderly."

"Amu, are you sure that your senior sister didn't take too much calcium tablets?"

Although his mouth was vicious, Nie Ruining had to admit that the guy in this outfit in the mirror was very handsome.He seldom wears white on weekdays. Firstly, he thinks this color is too pretentious, and secondly, he thinks it is easy to get dirty and not washable. But now, wearing this small white casual suit, he looks like a handsome medieval man who has taken off his armor and put on a tuxedo. Cavaliers add three points of elegance to wildness.

Lu Mu looked at him quietly for a while with his arms folded, and then sighed. Nie Ruining suddenly turned around and glared at him fiercely, "Sigh, why are you still dissatisfied?!"

Lu Mu stepped forward, put his arms around his head, and helped him straighten his unturned collar, "Master Nie is so handsome, I'm worried that someone will kidnap him."

Nie Ruining's face was a little burning, but he was proud of himself. He grabbed Lu Mu's collar and nibbled on his lips, then turned his head and walked out, "Get out, what's going on in the toilet, really."

The roots of the ears were already red.

No Thunder in the World 03 Meals can be eaten indiscriminately, but words cannot be said indiscriminately

Walking out of the gate of the design institute, Lu Nie and the two finally had a little common sense, and they didn't just wear this flamboyant outfit to show off in the market.Nie Ruining left the precious mount at the security office, and went out to hire a rental car.Lu Mu's Land Rover has seldom been driven to show off since he started working. These days, there are far more ordinary people than the second generation of rich people. Being a low-key person will never hurt you.

After get off work is the prime time for traffic jams, Nie Ruining sleeps on Lu Mu's shoulder and drools. After nearly two hours of tossing, the small building of Lu's house finally appeared in front of him.

"Ruining wake up, you're home."

Patting the face of Nie Ruining who was soundly asleep, the guy who was sleeping beautifully frowned and barely opened his eyes, then he opened the car door with a grunt and slowly climbed out of the car.

In the taxi, their mobile phones were repeatedly called by Lu's mother. Lu Mu simply turned Nie Ruining's phone to silent for fear of waking up the man in his arms, and then reported the coordinates to the superior every five minutes.After getting out of the car and paying the money, Lu Mu habitually reached out to pull Nie Ruining's wrist, but Nie Ruining dodged away.

"Hey, in broad daylight, Young Master Lu is proud of himself."

He pretended to be frivolous, but couldn't hide the imperceptible tension in his eyes. Lu Mu was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood - unlike Nie Ruining, who has a sister at home, Lu Mu is the only son of the Lu family. For such incidents, Nie Ruining felt somewhat guilty towards the elders of the Lu family.

Lu Mu rubbed Nie Ruining's head, and while he was not paying attention, he tilted his head and quickly pecked him on the cheek, "Don't be nervous."

Nie Ruining turned his head and was about to curse, but the door opened from the inside.

"Dad was still reading just now, isn't he coming back now?"

It was Mama Lu who opened the door. She pulled Nie Ruining into the room with a smile, touched her head and face affectionately, "Is it cold outside? You child, you don't put on more clothes even though you know you're coming back late."

Mother Lu loved Nie Ruining like her own son since she was a child. Nie Ruining knew this, but now her mother is still sitting at the round table and staring at the luck of the dinner plate. Mother Lu is more affectionate than her own mother. which one?

Nie Ruining was hugged by Lu's mother's neck and slobbered to wash his face. He nestled in the arms of the petite Lu's mother who was two heads shorter than him. He couldn't push it, and it didn't matter if he didn't push it. Finally, he pulled out his head with difficulty. Lu Mu walked over and smiled. To rescue him from his mother's arms.

"Mom, that's enough, I should be jealous if I kiss Mother Nie again."

"Tch, why is she jealous? Isn't her son my son? Right, Xiao Ning's mother?"

"Yes—anyway, my son is very stupid, and he hasn't abducted a daughter-in-law for me for so many years, so he might as well marry into your family."

Nie Qing, who was quietly waiting for the meal, broke the chopsticks in her hand with a crack.

It was rare for the family of seven to gather together, and the atmosphere was warm during the banquet. Papa Nie and Papa Lu celebrated their birthdays, and Nie Ruining and Lu Mu took turns celebrating their birthdays.Nie Ruining and Lu Mu were sitting together, eating to their heart's content, and were about to put a chopsticks of braised fish into their mouths, when they saw Lu Mu pushed aside the chair and stood up.

"Father Nie, Mother Nie, I invite you to come over today. One is to celebrate my father's birthday, and the other is..." He paused for a while, then looked down at Nie Ruining, who was happily eating fish. There is something very important I want to tell you."

It was too late to say it, and it was so fast, everyone at the dinner table suddenly lost their eyes, and Nie Ruining slapped Lu Mu, who was standing in front of him a second ago, on the wall with his mouth covered.

"I rely on you to go crazy!"

"Rui Ning, sooner or later we have to tell them about it."

"It's not about picking the present!! Do you want our parents to be stuck to death by fishbone! Do you choke to death by sour carrot and duck soup!! Do you choke to death by stewed beef with potatoes!!!"

Nie Ruining was furious for a while, but he didn't care about his taboos or not, and roared loudly.

The parents on both sides looked at each other. At this time, Nie Qing, who had been eating in silence, suddenly put down her chopsticks, walked over and patted Nie Ruining on the shoulder, "Brother, stretching out the head is also a knife, retracting the head is also a knife, early death and early death, please recruit."

Nie Ruining glared at Lu Mu murderously. Lu Mu looked back at Nie Ruining calmly. Nie Ruining was so regretful that his intestines turned green and his stomach turned green. He will never give up if he achieves his goal, not to mention that what Lu Mu said is not without reason, unless the two of them each find a woman to marry, otherwise this matter will be unstoppable after all.

Never thought of coming out in this kind of scene, but had to be forced to come out, Nie Ruining grabbed her hair in frustration, her face changed more than a dozen colors like a neon light, and finally gave up struggling and let go.

Nie Ruining let go of Lu Mu, rushed into the kitchen and took out two pot lids—these two iron plates would be able to withstand the eighteen palms of the fathers when they were beaten later.

He gripped the rim of the pot lid tightly, looking death at home.

Lu Mu walked back to the dining table, remained silent for a while, and then said softly, "Papa Nie, Mama Nie, I know that the next thing may be difficult for you to accept, but I still hope you can listen to me, okay?"

Nie's father and Nie's mother looked at each other, put down their chopsticks, and nodded hesitantly.

Lu Mudao, Rui Ning and I like each other.He paused, then said again, it's not the liking between brothers, it's the liking like a lover.

Nie Ruining sighed that the situation was over, and raised the lid of the pot to cover his face.

Well, he admitted that he was neither strong nor brave. Coming out was such a difficult thing, and he couldn't figure out how Lu Mu could say it in such a calm tone in front of both parents.

The room was like a twelfth-level typhoon blowing through, and it was so quiet that it was frightening. Nie Ruining secretly moved the lid down a little, and it was no surprise that his mother's face turned pale at first, then turned green, and finally turned into anger from embarrassment. of bright red.

"Xiaomu, I don't know what the hell you and Rui Ning are up to, but even if Rui Ning doesn't like me arranging a blind date for him, don't lie to me to anger me!"

"Xiao Ning's mother..." Mama Lu just spoke, but was interrupted by Mama Nie.

"Shut up! Listen, what is your son talking about? Why does he and Rui Ning like each other! What a bastard! Didn't he have a girlfriend a long time ago? Didn't you tell me that he and Rui Ning Has your friend moved out?"

Nie's mother was trembling with anger, she was about to run away violently as she slapped the table.

"Tell me, Xiao Mu, tell me, how can Mama Nie be so vicious that she arranges this damn boy to go on a blind date once in a while, and you help him to piss me off like this!"

Lu Mu stood motionless in front of Mama Nie, with her head slightly lowered, but her eyes were looking directly at Mama Nie who was furious.

"It has nothing to do with the blind date. I like Rui Ning. Over the years, I only like him."

"Like a fart! Do you know what liking is?! Where's your girlfriend!! That year when Rui Ning was admitted to university and had a celebration party, didn't you keep saying how much you liked her!"

Nie Ruining's personality was exactly the same as his mother's, and under the rage, he was astonishing. Lu Mu ignored Nie Ruining's desperate winks at him, and insisted, "I don't have any girlfriends. The person I was talking about back then was Rui Ning."

Mama Nie almost stabbed two swords in her eyes. She sat at the table and stared at Lu Mu, stared for a while, and then stared at Lu Mu's parents.After scolding for a long time, Lu Mu's parents kept their heads down and didn't say a word, obviously they knew about it a long time ago.

Nie Ruining didn't expect that Lu Mu would have done the ideological work of her parents ahead of time. For a moment, there were mixed feelings of sadness and joy. Although Nie Qing didn't appreciate Lu Mu's gruff style of not making a move when he should make a move, she also understood that in this life, apart from Lu Mu, she Probably no one dared to take over this hot potato of my brother, so I had to resign myself to my fate to smooth things over.

"Mom, forget it, anyway, my brother is a boy, even if the two of them are together, my brother will not suffer."

Mother Nie slapped a chair and wanted to get mad, but because she didn't belong in the beauty circle, her life dictionary lacked professional words such as attack, suffer, etc., so everyone saw her lips trembling, pointing at Lu Mu, and Pointing to Nie Ruining, "Tell me about it, you...you two...!!" Under the crowd, she really couldn't ask "Which of you two is sleeping with whom!" Such a difficult question, Lu's mother didn't interrupt sooner or later, but at this moment, she said, "Don't be angry, Xiao Ning, after all, we are also a family. Didn't you just say that you just married Xiao Ning to our Lu family?" ? Our family, Xiao Mu, has treated Xiao Ning like his own daughter-in-law since she was a child, and she will definitely love him in the future."

What is adding fuel to the fire, what is lighting a lamp with oil, everyone in the room finally saw it.

After hearing these words, Mama Nie, instead of running away from Chuji, burst out laughing.It can be seen that when people are at the critical point of anger, they are prone to insanity.Mother Nie sat down again, picked up a cup of tea on the table, and calmly blew on the leaves.

"Xiaomu, Mama Nie watched you grow up. You are determined to be good friends with our family Rui Ning. Mama Nie does not disagree. However, our Nie family still has Xiaoqing, but the Lu family only cares about you. Gen Dumiao, even if you don't care about us, you should always consider your parents' feelings, don't they plan to have grandchildren in this life?"

As soon as this remark came out, Lu's father, who had been sitting silently by the side, frowned as expected, and Mama Nie was proud of herself, thinking that you are a dead boy, and you want to fight your mother-in-law just because of your skills and deeds in those years.

But Lu Mu said calmly, as long as you can hold your grandson, you agree that I will be with Rui Ning?

Mother Nie snorted coldly as a promise.

"Okay." Lu Mu turned around, grabbed the wrist of Nie Ruining who had already been integrated with the pot cover, and pulled him over. He said slowly to everyone in the house, "Rui Ning is pregnant."

A World Without Thunder 04 Repent!Brother Lu!

Just as Lu Mu finished speaking,!With a bang, the rice bowl on the table was broken by Mama Nie.

White mist rose from the top of Nie's mother, who was so angry that she was so angry that her trembling index finger almost touched the bridge of Lu Mu's tall nose, "You...you!" Mom couldn't find the right words to express her crazy mood at the moment, and the jaws of several other people present in the room all dropped to the ground.

And the one who was most shocked was Nie Ruining, one of the parties who seemed to have been hit by the shock wave.

Nie Ruining can fully understand Lu Mu's unscrupulous words in a hurry, but he dares to use such an excuse to fool his old mother with such a premature pregnancy. Does he think that his parents are all cheated by their fathers and mothers? !Nie Ruining only felt that his head was as big as a bucket. He rested his forehead with one hand and Lu Mu's shoulder with the other. He was about to speak, but was instantly killed by a note that Lu Mu took out from his trouser pocket!

"Papa Nie, Mama Nie, I know this news is difficult for you to accept..." He paused, and slowly passed the note in his hand under the expectant eyes of everyone, "Whether you believe it or not, Rui Ning is indeed With our baby, here's his medical checklist."

Nie Ruining really wanted to smash Lu Mu's head with a brick to see what nerve he got wrong today so that the convulsions were so magical, but his mother in front was murderous, and Lu Mu stood still in the back. In times of foreign aggression, he was naturally unwilling to disintegrate the people's internal front, so even though his handsome face was tinged with red and purple, Nie Ruining still clenched his lower lip and did not say a word, because he was hurt internally due to holding his breath. And the slightly trembling shoulders, in the eyes of everyone in the room, really looked like a shameful little daughter-in-law who got pregnant before marriage and was caught in bed by her parents.

Mama Nie grew up under the influence of traditional Chinese culture, so she naturally doesn't believe in the fallacies such as men and boys on the earth. She wants to say that you are a dead boy who doesn't know where to get a test sheet and wants to fool your mother-in-law. But the right hand stretched out involuntarily.In black and white, on the test sheet with clear notes, the following lines were impressively written:

Name: Nie Ruining

Sex: Male

age 22

Marital status: Married

Spouse name: Lu Mu

Test results: seventh week of pregnancy

Mother Nie stared at the test report, her piercing eyes almost burned a hole in a thin piece of paper.What is "married"!What is "Spouse Lu Mu"!What is "the seventh week of pregnancy"!Didn't this brain-dead doctor see that in the gender column, the words "gender male" that are bigger than my mother's face are written naked! ! !

Mama Nie's action of holding on to the test sheet immediately affected the rest of the hearts in the room who longed for the truth. I saw Lu Daddy, Mama Nie, Daddy Nie Qing, four heads huddled together, closely united with Mama Nie. Around the Party Central Committee with the head as the core, Nie Ruining stretched his neck and tried to get in, but Lu Mu held his palm and locked him firmly.

Father Lu and Mama Lu regained their composure first. Although Mama Lu tried her best to keep a low profile, the unconcealable smile still scrambled out from the corners of her eyes and brows, "I said Xiao Ning, you are really serious, such a big thing She actually kept it from us, thanks to Xiao Mu who accidentally said it a few days ago, otherwise, after a few months for the baby to be born, we, grandparents, grandparents, wouldn't be kept in the dark by you?!"

Mama Nie raised her eyes, and Papa Lu quickly pressed her shoulders.

"Dear family, let's talk about what's going on later. Xiao Ning must be tired after a whole night of tossing around today. He is just pregnant with a baby and his body is not as good as usual. It's better to let the young couple go home first. Xiao Mu is such a fool, even if you Don’t blame him, I have to teach him a lesson.”

After Lu Su finished speaking, he gave his son who was standing next to him a wink. Lu Mu understood, he wrapped his arms around Nie Ruining's waist, and said to Nie's mother with guilt on his face, "Mom, it's all my fault. I didn't use contraception... ...cough...protective measures..." Nie Ruining pinched his waist fiercely, Lu Mu coughed and continued, "It doesn't matter if you want to beat me or scold me, but Ruining's body... the doctor said the first three months Be very careful, he is not very comfortable in the car today, Mom, look..."

Nie Ruining looked at the sky silently, thinking that as expected, the cheapest tree has no skin, and the cheapest person is invincible. Listening to Lu Mu's mouthful of mothers, it is sweeter than honey.

Although Mama Nie was furious and doubtful, after all, her son was in pain. She saw Nie Ruining's face turned blue and white, and she was afraid that he would really mess with her son. He slapped the test sheet on the dining table and waved his hand, which means that he will let the young couple go for the time being.Seeing this, Lu Mu grabbed Nie Ruining's hand and walked towards the door. Mother Lu hurriedly shouted behind her, "Xiao Mu, please walk slowly, and be careful that Xiao Ning doesn't fall..."

The two who rushed out of the door almost fled.

The door slammed shut behind him, and Lu Mu heaved a sigh of relief. As soon as he turned his head, Nie Ruining slapped him against the wall.

"Amu, who is the uncle, tell me?"

Nie Ruining patted Lu Mu's face affectionately, smiling like a spring.

"Cough... Rui Ning..."

"Isn't it the child's mother?"

Lu Mu's head was full of black lines, "Let's talk about it when we go home, okay?"

Nie Ruining snorted coldly and let go of Lu Mu. Lu Mu raised his hand to hail a taxi, and the two got into the car and rushed away.

As soon as he got home, Nie Ruining unscrewed the door and turned on the light, and rushed to the sofa impatiently. He crossed his legs and crossed his hands, staring at the person at the door with piercing eyes, as if he was in court.

Lu Mu poured a cup of boiling water for himself and Nie Ruining respectively, walked to the sofa, and sat down next to Nie Ruining.

"It's like this," Lu Mu turned to look at Nie Ruining, cleared his throat, "Do you still remember that there was an artist called A Fei in the group that played radio dramas?"

It's obviously talking about pregnancy, so what's the person doing in here?Nie Ruining frowned, but still nodded reluctantly.

Lu Mu whispered, "I know my parents won't easily agree to us being together, so I asked Ah Fei to help me PS a test sheet..."

"That is to say, it was you who came up with the stupid idea that I am pregnant?"

"Yes."

"You asked Ah Fei to come out with PS to cheat our parents on the test sheet?"

"Yes."

"Lu Mu! You've been in the Architectural Design Institute for a long time and your brain has been poured with cement, right?!"

Nie Ruining jumped up from the sofa, and frantically circled the room with his head in his arms, "Brother!! Can you find someone who is a little more reliable when you make excuses and excuses? Although our parents are computer illiterate, it is not Illiterate! You have written in black and white that you are seven weeks pregnant, where are we going to find a baby to be their grandson!"

Seeing that Nie Ruining was about to break through the door as he scolded more and more, Lu Mu quickly stepped forward and hugged him, "Rui Ning, Rui Ning, don't worry, listen to me first."

Nie Ruining flew towards Lu Mu with a very lethal eye knife.

"I checked online before, there is a sperm bank in City C that can help you find a surrogate mother..."

"..."

"If you agree, I can contact you this weekend..."

"..."

"In a few months, I'll put a little pillow in your stomach..."

"Amu..."

"Ok?"

"Please turn back and go straight and then turn left..."

"what?"

"The wall is ahead, you hit it."

No Thunder in the World 05 False and true

There was no class the next morning, so Nie Ruining's wake-up time was postponed from seven o'clock to ten o'clock. As a sad newcomer in society, Lu Mu couldn't be shaken when he went out at eight o'clock every day, so there was only a lonely person left on the left side of the large double bed. Under the tangled air conditioner.

Nie Ruining lay on the pillow, buried his face in the double pillow and took a deep breath.Lu Mu washed his hair last night, and the smell of LUX shampoo entered his nostrils faintly. Nie Ruining rolled on the bed wrapped in Lu Mu's quilt for a while, when the landline on the bedside table rang.

Nie Ruining was tossing about in Lu Mu's quilt, feeling restless, when the phone rang, he thought it was a daily morning call, and picked up the receiver without thinking.

"Amu Amu, I'm rolling in your quilt, hehehe..."

Lying on the bed and hugging the microphone, Nie Ruining's voice could not help but convey the intimacy that can only be found between lovers. The end of the microphone was eerily quiet for a second, and then came a cough pretending to be calm.

"That...Xiao Ning..."

The black line on Nie Ruining's head instantly fell down in a row.

It was Mama Lu's voice.

"Ah... Mother Lu, I thought it was Amu who called..."

Nie Ruining quickly turned over