One hundred benefits of owning a cat

"Shen Xin, am I your boyfriend?"

Shen Xin listened to Zhang Xiaofa's innocent words, and then resolutely rejected him: "No."

Don't play with children's feelings.

"I am!" Zhang Xiaofa's cheeks were puffed up, as if he had swallowed two walnuts.

"You're not." Shen Xin thinks that teasing cats can also be played in another way.

"I am! Don't talk nonsense!" Zhang Xiaofa was anxious.

Fried hair on the spot.

Shen Xin didn't speak, walked to the kitchen, washed the cherries and ate them.

I saw Zhang Xiaofa following him.

Shen Xin took a quick glance and saw a fruit knife.

Looking at Zhang Xiaofa next to him, he joked, "Xiaofa, is it true that cats have nine lives?"

Why didn't Zhang Xiaofa see where Shen Xin was looking, his neck felt cold.

It quickly turned into a cat and ran up to the cupboard above.

Shen Xin's eyes were dazzled, and he didn't see where it went until it stood up.

"Come down, pineapple. The top is too narrow, it's very dangerous." Shen Xin was really a little worried, and I knew I wouldn't tease him, kid, just let it go.It is so big that there is no room to move when it stands on top of it.

"Be obedient, I won't tease you anymore." Shen Xin raised her head, watching the silly cat move carefully step by step, thinking of a place farther away from Shen Xin.

"Come down quickly, Pineapple. If brother teases you again, you will suffer from insomnia, okay?" Shen Xin swore, this was the most poisonous vow he had ever made.

Zhang Xiaofa is still unmoved, Shen Xin is too scary, woo woo woo, I want to go home.

Shen Xin is a big villain!

"Baby, be obedient." Shen Xinyang's neck hurts, but the pineapple still won't come down.

"Then I'm leaving, come down again if you want to." Shen Xin just finished speaking.

Zhang Xiaofa became anxious.How to coax people!Why are you so impatient, why don't you say a few more coaxing words.

Before Shen Xin could turn around, he saw that the pineapple had stepped on the ground.

Look, what I said, is it dangerous up there?

Shen Xin quickly caught the pineapple for the second time.

Shen Xin heard a 'bang'.

Is my arm dislocated.While Shen Xin was thinking, she felt that she had lifted a few kilograms of iron, it was so heavy.

Shen Xin paused for a while, then put the pineapple on the dining table.

Shen Xin rubbed her arm, she also suffered hundreds of times of injuries today.

Zhang Xiaofa was terrified when he fell, but luckily Shen Xin caught him.

Zhang Xiaofa anxiously turned into a human form and rubbed Shen Xin's arm.

"Woooo, what's the matter, Shen Xin, does it hurt?"

Shen Xin looked at Zhang Xiaofa's hand pinching his arm, but didn't try hard.The eye circles are red.

"What's the matter, are you scared?" Shen Xin pressed her thumbs on Zhang Xiaofa's eyelids and stroked them.

"Shen Xin blames me, it's my fault, I..." Zhang Xiaofa wanted to cry himself.

Shen Xin looked at his grievances, and felt ashamed to say that her arm hurts.

Zhang Xiaofa was still sitting on the dining table, her big tail drooping behind her.

Shen Xin took a step forward and stood between his legs, so that the distance between the two seemed intimate.

"You're right, it's my fault for teasing you. May I apologize to you?" Shen Xin slightly lowered her head, the light shone on her, and the broken hair on her forehead looked extremely gentle.

Zhang Xiaofa shook his head, "Shen Xin don't apologize to me, it's all my fault."

Shen Xin felt relieved when he saw the young man in front of him swallowing his grievance with red eyes.Forget it, isn't it just that he usually hits my chest? Forget it, I really don't care about him anymore.

Shen Xin will suddenly notice that Zhang Xiaofa is actually wearing clothes this time in human form, of course it is that shirt.

Has he washed it?Shen Xin's thoughts diverged suddenly.

"Shen Xin, Shen Xin." Zhang Xiaofa called Shen Xin's name, unable to say a word.

Shen Xin pressed the back of his neck, and pushed him close to her, their crotch to crotch, chest to chest, the distance was real, Shen Xin was going to do something bad again.

"Huh?" Shen Xin pressed the back of Zhang Xiaofa's neck and licked the corners of his mouth.

"Shen Xin, why are you so mean?" Zhang Xiaofa felt Shen Xin's body temperature, and pink bubbles flew all over the sky.

"Wronged." Shen Xin let go, dimpled from laughter, and stood motionless.

Shen Xin saw it, and Zhang Xiaofa kept staring at his mouth, his eyes were almost blurred.

Shen Xin felt that in the next second, as long as he hooked his hand, Zhang Xiaofa would lose his mind.

So dumb.

"Would you like to have a taste?" Shen Xin still lowered her head slightly, looking at Zhang Xiaofa.

"What?" Zhang Xiaofa was confused.

Shen Xin looked at Zhang Xiaofa's round eyes, then at his mouth, smiling like a sea monster.

Zhang Xiaofa understood.

In the next second, Shen Xin was embraced by someone around the neck and kissed.

Zhang Xiaofa's kissing skills are not bad, nor is she reckless.

A little eager.

Shen Xin commented in her heart, but didn't move or respond, and let Zhang Xiaofa kiss her happily.

Zhang Xiaofa finished the kiss, and bit Shen Xin's collarbone unsatisfactorily.

Shen Xin felt the strangeness of Zhang Xiaofa's teeth pressing against his bones, four-point force, a little tingling, and it was sure to leave a mark.

Shen Xin waited for Zhang Xiaofa to finish biting, and then rubbed his hair to calm his emotions.

"Shen Xin, can you take me to the movies tomorrow?" Zhang Xiaofa still put his arms around Shen Xin's waist, I'm usually bored at home.

"What movie do you want to watch?" Shen Xin stood up straight, from this angle just enough to see the lights outside the window.

"A lot." Zhang Xiaofa said a bunch of names.

"Then you choose one." Shen Xin didn't want to choose.

Just when Zhang Xiaofa was ready to speak in high spirits, Shen Xin said leisurely: "Xiaofa, do you know? My last boyfriend broke up with me in the movie theater. He also wished me a happy breakup in the movie theater in the future. "

Shen Xin pretended to be sad.

Zhang Xiaofa hugged him even tighter.

"Then let's not watch it! Let's go to the supermarket tomorrow!" Shen Xin was so pitiful, Zhang Xiaofa felt that he would never go to the theater to watch movies again.

"What to buy at the supermarket?" Shen Xin was curious.

"I want candy and potato chips!" Zhang Xiaofa's eyes lit up when he mentioned it.

"Xiaofa, in fact, I raised a milk cat before you, but it...is gone." Shen Xin said heartbroken.

"Ah, what's wrong with it?" Zhang Xiaofa was emotionally driven by Shen Xin.

"It used to like to eat sugar too, but its back teeth were corroded and damaged." Shen Xin wiped his face.

"Then, then it..." Zhang Xiaofa was so sad to hear that, how could it be so miserable after eating candy, it's terrible to have no teeth.

"It fell in love with eating potato chips later, because it ate too much junk food, and it couldn't come back after diagnosis and treatment." Shen Xin lowered his head so that Zhang Xiaofa could not see his expression.

Looking at Shen Xin's trembling shoulders, Zhang Xiaofa knew that he must have made Shen Xin sad tonight.

Zhang Xiaofa stroked Shen Xin's back again and again, trying to make him feel better, "Shen Xin, don't be sad. I won't eat these things anymore, I will accompany you well, you are not sad."

"En." Shen Xin suppressed her laughter and went crazy, hahahahaha silly cat.

Why are you so easy to deceive?

The author has something to say:

Shen Xin, don't laugh, you will be bullied again tomorrow.