tiger father dog son

"Passengers bound for the Milky Way Aviation Hall, please enter the Air Express Car 12 as soon as possible... Repeat..."

The sky above the air express station is constantly echoing soft electronic sounds, because it is the beginning of a week, the maglev national highway above and below the head is constantly passing by vehicles, the sound of friction between the vehicles and the air can be heard in such a metal city that does not touch the ground. Edge, can't help but make people flustered.

"The train will leave the station in 5 minutes. Passengers who haven't got on the train should get on the train quickly..."

"Su Ranbo!! Are you alright?!" A certain father leaned impatiently against the outside of the toilet cubicle, with small veins on his forehead (==), "I told you to bear it before getting in the car." Go to the toilet... Hurry up, or the car will drive away!" Really... the toilet compartment is too narrow, otherwise he could still hug his fat dumpling to give him strength.As for that stinky thing in his house, he likes to think about things even when he poops, and he likes to take a comic book to the toilet to read, can he not be constipated without wasting time? ! !

Thinking of him, Chen Hao, pulling up the stinky things with his shit and piss, he has cultivated all the habits, but the two habits of eating sweets and going to the toilet have not been developed-I really regret it! !

"... Stinky Mick is so annoying... Can't he pull it out--!!!" Fat Tuantuan's voice came through the door, and the ending sounded a little hysterical and aggrieved.

Mark finally couldn't bear it and began to growl: "So, I told you to eat vegetables and vegetables!! Who acted like a baby with me at noon today, and refused to eat—" The carrot and cucumber that I finally stuffed into my mouth Damn, they are all the things I hate the most! !

(==The battle of vegetables that has remained unchanged for thousands of years)

What did you say "not to separate"... He was so moved... The mother is just tossing herself, dear! ! Mark gritted his teeth angrily, then looked down at the time again, let's make a fuss, there are only 2 minutes left.If this was changed more than ten years ago, no matter whether you are still ten seconds away, the car will broadcast for 5 minutes, and the actual 2 minutes will flash immediately——

"Clatter——" The sound of flushing the toilet sounded, and at the same time the sound of the air purifier was humming.

All the male guests who had held their breath for a long time turned their heads one after another, wanting to see what the roaring father's son looked like.The light blue metal door opened with a click, and everyone lowered their gazes. They saw a plump, white and tender chubby boy wearing overalls, holding the door and lowering his head step by step, rubbing his head out. Upturned in frustration, it's so cute.

Mark looked at his "breather" unkindly, and just as he took a deep breath and was about to go crazy, a certain ball raised its teary-eyed little face, threw itself on his father miserably, and howled Get up: "Father---they didn't pull it out!!!"

A certain father suddenly choked on his breath, and looked down at his son with a livid face.

Sly...so sly! !

"The last broadcast, the Raptor air express bound for the Milky Way Aviation Hall is about to start, please get on the passengers who have not boarded the car immediately—"

Su Ranbo sobbed and raised his head to look at his father, then stretched out a tender finger to poke: "Father...it's too late..."

"Get in the car and settle the score with you!!" Mark's face changed again, and he picked up the ball and ran away.

All the male guests sighed in satisfaction, washed their hands, and continued to go to the toilet.Such an interesting father and son, it is rare to see a play in this place.

"Please, show your e-ticket." With a sweet smile, the intelligent flight attendant robot stretched out a slender and beautiful hand towards Mark.

"Oh!! Miss, you are very beautiful!!" A certain group raised his head under a certain father's armpit with perseverance, and stretched out his claws eagerly: "Well, let me touch—— "

"Here you are!" Mark handed the citizenship card to the robot with a patient twitching smile, and at the same time clamped the fat dumpling desperately.Damn, this kid has liked robots since he was a child, and he wanted to touch them whenever he saw them—he remembered the bodyguard robot in the fitness club in the Anran District of the capital, it was too embarrassing. Shy face, aversion to cold, dear!

"N city local citizen, Su Lang, local citizen, Su Ranbo, first-class sleeper car, No. A01." The robot steward scanned it directly with his hand, repeated it, and then handed the citizen card back to Mark, smiling sideways : "Please get into the sleeper car as soon as possible. There will be bumps when the car starts fast." Mark nodded, took the card and stuffed it into the ring, and then got into the car with the ball between them.

"Wait, dear! Touch me, dear!!" Su Ranbo kicked his little fat legs excitedly, his appearance was just like that famous actress in the last century playing some kind of white snake spirit... …

"I wish you and your child a pleasant journey." The robot leaned slightly and said softly.

"Thank you." Mark strode away with the struggling dumpling in his arms without changing his face.

Su Ranbo finally settled down when he could no longer see the robot. Mark weighed it carefully, and decided to free his arms. He put down Su Tuanzi, and walked slowly in the aisle of the carriage, holding his little hand.

"Didn't we only get on the 12th car at this station? Why is it so big?" Su Ranbo looked around curiously, it was obviously very big, and he and Mick had already passed several cars.If there is only one carriage, why can there be sleeper rooms in it?He always thought that the empty train was the same as the tram in his previous life, and it was full of seats.

"Stupid thing!" Mark explained casually while looking for their compartment: "This is the same as your father's ring, it is a space compression technology. It's just that ordinary people use a few cubic meters of compressed space to survive, but public transportation It can be used on a large scale. Why do you think that an air express with no more than a dozen carriages can undertake the traffic of several cities... One carriage has compressed the space of at least [-] normal carriages."

My father is an ordinary person... Su Ranbo squinted at a certain father, smiled maliciously, put his little hands behind his back, and walked forward with his legs crossed in a grandiose manner.

"..." Mark glanced at the awkward look of the dumpling, and snorted.I don't even think about who gave birth to him... so small, scoff.

After finally finding the carriage, Su Ranbo eagerly took the citizen card from a certain father and swiped at the electronic lock, and the door opened with a slight sound.As soon as he pushed it open, the inside was about four square meters in size. There was a huge lattice window facing the door, and the scenery outside the window was unobstructed. If you were afraid, there were white gauze curtains to cover it.There is a beautiful bunk bed on the right side of the carriage. This is mainly for the privacy of passengers. There are curtains on the upper and lower sides that can be closed, and the bed is much wider than a normal double bed.

The left side is empty, but there is an icon of a toilet on the wall.Su Ranbo looked up at Mark with confusion in his eyes.

Mark smiled, led Su Ranbo in and closed the door.He pressed the icon casually, then backed away.I saw a thin piece of metal slowly popping out from the smooth metal wall, stretching out as if with memory, and finally forming a small space with a toilet, shower equipment and a simple washbasin next to it.

"Oh!!" Su Ranbo walked up to touch this and that in amazement, it's really amazing!

"This is memory metal. It was used in aerospace a long time ago, but it has become popular now. One of the main uses is the fast toilet." Mark sat by the bed and pressed another button under the window. A table sticks out.He propped his face and watched his family's dumpling urinating and washing their hands for a while, laughing non-stop, and he was in a very happy mood.He should have come out a long time ago, thinking that his little things are so big, and he has never even seen Kong Kuai, it is really uncomfortable.

"Hurry up, go to the toilet now." A certain emperor happily instructed.

Fat Tuantuan instantly lowered his face, stepped out dissatisfied, and pushed the bathroom back.

"I can't pull it out!" He lifted his calf and kicked it on the edge of the bed, and said to a certain father with a bandit look: "Look at my mood, dear!"

"Please stop using Taobao, thank you!!" Mark growled, snorted again, and pressed the service button.

"Hello, flight attendant A01 is here to serve you. What kind of service do you need?"

"Do you want a massage? My calves are so sore..." I squatted for too long.Su Tuanzi actively lay on a certain father's lap and said to the communication window.

"...sorry, we do not provide pornographic services."

"Snap!" After a sharp slap, the corner of Mark's mouth twitched and he said again: "Give me two lunches, one of which has a little more vegetables, my son..." A certain father glanced at a certain group vigilantly Covering the little butt: "Constipation."

"……OK, just a second."

Mark turns off the button.He looked at Fat Tuan'er, who was clutching his buttocks with a sad face, and wondered, why did he feel that he couldn't live without this stupid Tuanzi?How can life be so sad?

"Be serious, son?" He sighed heavily and hugged the dumpling into his arms.No, every time the stinky thing gets nervous, it will become abnormal. This is not good, very bad!The Roaring Emperor's horse has half a cent to do with him? !

"Dad told you something."

Su Ranbo secretly pressed a certain father's belly with his butt, and then sat upright with his paws in front of a certain father's completely blackened face. "Speak, I'm listening."

Mark sighed again, looking at his family's cute and tender face, he suddenly didn't know what to say.After thinking about it carefully, he realized that he had almost tricked Tuanzi out. After all, he hadn't explained anything to Tuanzi, such as where he was going and what he would encounter... Well, he was very sure before, and even He tricked his little boy into making an oath, but God knows, an oath is a fart, if his dumpling goes back on his word...

He just cut off Fat Tuanzi's fat legs - a certain father thought gloomyly.

Although it was impossible for Su Ranbo to directly see what his father was thinking, he was sensitive to some kind of malice, his whole body trembled, goose bumps appeared all over his body, and he didn't even have a broom to sweep it.

"Now I can tell you," Mark explained slowly after getting into the thief's car anyway, "Dad is going to participate in a competition this time, which can be regarded as a special forces competition, so it can't be regarded as a vacation. But what , baby, I remember you have never been to a safari park since you grew up?"

Su Ranbo's black eyeballs suddenly lit up.

"Let's go see the animals."

A certain father smiled with a slightly uneasy conscience and said flickeringly.I don't know if you like...octopus?