tiger father dog son

If there is anything in this world that Mark hates the most... When he was a child, he was the one who took Su Lan away. When he grew up, he joined the army, that is Chen Haiquan... As for now, life is peaceful, no gunpowder, no laser gun, no protective clothing , not to mention flying to other asteroids to destroy the stowaways, it seems that he should be satisfied.

But Mark still has a lot of troubles, one of which is this little creature who just knocked on the door and came to his house as a guest.

Little Blake from Kindergarten West.

Little Blake, a person from country F, the future heir of the famous Segolena family, whose biological mother died young.Since the stepmother is from China, she now lives in City N with her family, and only returns to Country F every year for long holidays.Little Blake is five years old this year, with light brown hair and green eyes, he already looks like a little gentleman at such a young age.Originally, according to Fat Tuantuan's personality, he didn't like this kind of golden-haired monster and green-haired monster, but the kindergarten advocates internationalization, so it will hold at least two or three cross-district activities every month... so little Black is entangled in this way. Fat Tuan Tuan.

"My mommy said that the pudding can't be crushed, it looks disgusting..." Little Black sat next to Fat Tuantuan, frowning his handsome eyebrows.

Su Ranbo gave him a dissatisfied look, then turned his head and continued to concentrate on stirring the custard pudding with a small spoon.His favorite thing is to mash the pudding and then eat it with a spoon... probably because Mark always mashed it like this when he was a child and fed him.

"Tuantuan, can you go home with me?" Little Black saw that Su Ranbo ignored him at all, so he quickly changed his strategy, "My mother said that the dessert this afternoon is milk strawberry pudding, which contains whole strawberries ... There are also fried shrimp balls at night, your favorite food, right?"

"Mick said that there will be fried shrimp balls tonight." Fei Tuantuan was not fooled at all: "He promised me, and I don't like pudding with something in it. I like to eat fruit directly, um, strawberries."

Little Blake looked at the white and soft baby with a headache, cute little curly hair, black eyeballs, a delicate little nose and small mouth, cute and invincible plump cheeks, and the whitest and tenderest skin, a pair of small claws Don't be too soft, it's tender and soft when you pinch it, it's comfortable!No, Daddy said, you have to fight for what you like, and you must never miss what you want! ! !

"Then tell me, I'll buy whatever you want!!" He said to Su Ranbo righteously, and decided to contribute his lucky money.

"...Really?" Su Ranbo did what he thought, turned his head quickly, and looked at him suspiciously.

Little Blake's excited head was about to smoke, so he nodded generously: "I'm not lying to you, you can buy whatever you want." He has completely forgotten that no matter how much pocket money you have, there are things you can't buy (let alone the little ones). Friends’ pocket money ==).

Fat Tuantuan then put down the spoon in his hand, sat up straight with his chubby body, and said to him seriously: "I want the latest personal spaceship for Mars exploration and sightseeing...is that okay?" He added politely at last. last sentence.

"..." Little Black.

"This...maybe, it's not enough." He finally said in a low voice, and then he raised his voice unwillingly: "But this is not something everyone can afford... Otherwise, why don't you wait for me for a few years? Maybe my new year's money is enough to praise!" He was really careless!In fact, he also wanted that small spaceship, but Dad said that he had to use his own money to buy it... Then he had to water the flowers of Mrs. Shen next door for ten years at least...

"But Mick said that if I can get four little red flowers next week, I will buy them." Fat Tuantuan said calmly, looked at him with a pair of big eyes, picked up his little pudding, and poured it into his mouth , the little red mouth twitched a few times, and the pudding was gone.

Little Blake stared blankly at Fat Tuantuan, and couldn't bear it any longer. He stepped forward and hugged cute Tuanzi: "Tuantuan...will you marry me? Let's play and sleep together...I'll give you half of my snacks , otherwise, I can give it all to you!!"

Su Ranbo stretched out his fat claws and pushed him dissatisfied, and muttered in his small mouth: "Mick said that you can't let people marry you casually, and you can't marry someone else, it's too casual..." Besides, Why did he marry a brat... Isn't he crazy... When Mick finds out, he will spank his butt again... Hey hey hey, men and women are also not kissable, how can you just hug him casually! !

And little Blake, sir, finally met a strong rival in love for the first time when he was five years old.And this rival in love is so powerful that it is almost invincible... Basically, just like his every sentence must be preceded by "My mommy said...", Tuantuan's every sentence is also preceded by a sentence "Mick said..."

"It doesn't matter!! I just want to marry you as my wife!! My mother said that marrying a Hua country's wife is a must!!!" He finally broke out, holding his fat pouty face in his two small hands, Close your eyes and be ruthless, you are going to bump up, I heard that as long as you kiss, the person is his! ! !

"Brat—!! What did you do to my son?!" Mark growled in shock and anger, picking up little Blake.

Fat Tuantuan looked up blankly at his evil ghost father, who had fully evolved into a Super Saiyan, full of blood and mana, and carrying poor Black boy was a full baptism of saliva.He glanced sympathetically at Blake, who was completely dazed, lowered his head and rubbed his little fat girl, and then wiped his face with fat claws. Although he didn't kiss his little mouth just now, his face was rubbed It's here... well, isn't he the one who will be unlucky next?

Blake is sick of it! !

In the evening, poor little Blake finally escaped from the place where he tried to kidnap someone's son.And the fat dumpling was pressed down on Mark's lap, with two white and tender fat arms obediently placed on the fleshy calf, and the cute little toes curled up uneasily.

Mark watched his son's cute moves calmly, and he seemed to be able to feel the little thing's soft, sweet and milky breath in the air.He gradually calmed down his anger, and his eyes softened again.

"Generally speaking, this incident is not your fault." He said slowly to Fat Tuanzi, his two big hands quietly protecting him behind Fat Tuanzi's invisible back, preventing him from falling backwards.

Su Ranbo heaved a sigh of relief quickly, and was about to look up at his father with twinkling eyes when he heard the next sentence. "But as the victim's father, I'm in a very unhappy mood now..."

Su Tuanzi trembled and decided to act.He moved on a certain father's knee, and said tenderly: "Then... pinch your ears? Touch your stomach?" He straightened his white, tender and bulging belly, and then stretched it out again. Stretching Fat Yaya: "Bite your feet, Yaya?"

"Why should I bite your feet? Is it clean?" Mark's hair was black, and he stroked Tuanzi's belly. Although it was easy to touch, why was it so bulging? "How many puddings did you eat in the afternoon? Did you go to the toilet today?" He asked with a dark face.

It's over...Su Ranbo pouted his mouth in great annoyance, and shook his little fingers together.

"I'll hug you to get rid of the stink in a while! Take a shower at night and rub Dad's back!" Mark decided decisively.

After experiencing the forced stink, Fat Tuantuan was dragged to the bathroom listlessly. Father Mark was leaning in the spacious bathtub, with his legs spread out to circle his white and tender body. His fat curly hair was wet and stuck to his big forehead, and he sat quietly and obediently. Between the legs of a certain father, the little fat claws are also on the legs of a certain father... Mark looked at his son's pitiful look, and felt a little uncomfortable. He reached out and hugged the fat ball, letting the little thing Lie on your chest.He stroked up the bangs of the dumpling with his big hand, looked at the bright black eyes of the dumpling, and leaned forward apologetically to kiss her.

"Baby... Daddy won't be like this next time." Mark said in a low voice.

"I don't want to smell bad..." Su Ranbo said aggrievedly.

"No!!" Mark raised his eyebrows and stared.

"..." Su Tuanzi.

"You don't mean it! Mick doesn't mean it!!" Su Tuanzi suddenly exploded: "You just promised! Don't do that in the future!!"

"I promised you not to force you to stink," Mark said sternly, "It means that I won't count the seconds and make you exert yourself, but the stink should still be stinky—you will be healthy if you smelt once a day, you Do you think Dad thinks about it? Hmm? You have to squat there for a long time with a little fat ball every day?"

Fei Tuantuan was completely ashamed and angry this time!He desperately kicked the water with his little fat legs, and rubbed against Mark's chest without being hugged or touched: "It doesn't stink, I don't!!!" How could he be forced to go to bed every day? Shit pinch? !

"I know I can't give you a good face!!" Mark almost couldn't hold the little thing, he remembered the news about a young child who drowned in the bathtub and couldn't help sweating, so he stretched out his invincible big slap angrily A slap on the plump white, tender and round buttocks.

Fat Tuantuan wailed loudly.

Mark has a small black hair.

I was wrong, God forgive me, let this kid shut up, amen.

"I don't care about you anymore, Stinky Mick!!!" Fat Tuantuan's desperate declaration came out with penetrating power, and shocked the small villa.

The corner of Mark's mouth twitched, thinking that his slap could be a butterfly flapping its wings in the tropics, and a distant country might cause a hurricane...

At eight o'clock in the evening, our hard-working Mark took off his apron, and brought out a small emerald green plate from the kitchen, which contained twelve fried shrimp balls, golden red and golden red, exuding a strong milky fragrance.Although prawns are rich in nutrition, because fried prawn balls are deep-fried food, Mark seldom eats them for fat balls.Today he had to resort to a killer move.

The fat room on the second floor is absolutely miniature, with a small bed, small bedside table, small window, small window sill, small quilt, small carpet and small lamp, everything is miniature.Fat Tuantuan once refused to make the furniture smaller, and insisted on being as big as him, and it had to be oversized. As a result, he pointed directly at the bedside table in the furniture city and asked him to reach the light switch on it. If he could reach it, he would buy it. .

In the end, of course, a complete set of small furniture was ordered.

At this time, there was a small lump on the small bed, shaking from time to time. Mark walked up helplessly, gently placed the plate on the small bedside table, and then sat down on the edge of the bed as lightly as possible.To be honest, every time he sat down, he was worried that the bed would collapse...

"Baby?" The man grabbed a corner of the quilt and tentatively pulled it back, but it was easily pulled away.He became vigilant for a moment, but realized that it was too late - a small thing rushed over, then opened its small mouth, revealing a mouthful of sharp baby teeth, and bit the tip of Mark's nose.

"..." Mark.

"Song, Kou, Bao, Bei..." He gritted his teeth grimly.

"Wow wow wow..." Fat Tuantuan didn't care about fighting, and immediately let go, and then rolled on the bed with little fat legs, sobbing and crying, rolling his eyes at Mark from time to time.

"How dare you roll your eyes!" Mark scolded in a low voice.

Fat Tuantuan shook violently, and slowly retracted his little white eyes.

"I want to eat shrimp balls!!" He rolled around and sat up, dragging a pair of soft white hands across the duck pillow, looking at Mark with commanding eyes, as if he was determined to eat it, and now he dare not beat him again .

Mark was completely speechless.What a bandit! ! !

He shouldn't have let that kid in, he gritted his teeth at the thought of little Black.If it weren't for that kid, would there be so many troubles? !He originally planned to deal with it casually, and cook something else for the fat dumplings at night. Anyway, if you can eat less fried food, eat less...