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"Hello, Mr. Chen, here is an invoice that you need to sign for. We have already paid for you while you were away. Is it convenient now?"

manifest?

Mark glanced at a certain baby who was lying on his belly snoring, and then remembered the pile of things he bought in Lilo and Stitch.

"I may have slept too deeply in the morning and didn't hear the doorbell. Please bring the things over, thank you." He rubbed his eyes and said.

"Okay. We'll be there in five minutes."

Putting down the landline, Mark held a certain baby under his armpit and lifted him up, then shook him lightly: "Hey, little one! Wake up!"

(this method is rude...don't use ==)

"Yeah..." A certain baby was woken up from sleep, and kicked Fat Yaya in extreme dissatisfaction, only to find that he didn't kick anything.He pursed his lips and opened his sleepy eyes, horrified to find that he was actually in mid-air. "Ah!!" Help! !

"...Is this scary?" Mark looked at a certain baby's chubby face full of fear, and suddenly felt a little bored and childish.He put down a certain baby in embarrassment, hurriedly hugged him into his arms, and stroked his back comfortingly.

"Aww!" Too much! !A certain baby came back to his senses, with tears in his eyes angrily twisting and turning around with his heavy butt, and the two fat girls kicked back and forth completely uncooperatively, their white soles and tender pink little toes kept threatening. Dangling on a certain man's chest, it also exudes a milky fragrance.

Mark hugged this messy, hot little thing helplessly, gnashing his teeth and coaxing in a low voice: "I don't want the cot, clothes and toys anymore? If you don't behave well, return them all in a while."

Beds...toys?good?Return—? !When he barely understood the last word, a certain baby turned pale with fright, his property——!He quickly recalled the shop that the man took him to go shopping that day, and the things piled up on the ground were all for him!

With a flash of light, a certain baby immediately became honest, and not only became honest, but also excited. Mark lowered his head speechlessly, watching a certain baby desperately pulling his neckline with his small hands as if he had taken a stimulant, and kicking hard with two radish-like pleated calves.

"What are you doing?" A certain man frowned, restraining his urge to pull the little thing away.

A certain baby struggled silently. In the unwilling cooperation of a certain man, he stepped on a certain man's slightly raised arm, and finally grabbed the certain man's collar with his fat claws.

So Mark watched in silence as a certain baby pouted its fleshy little red mouth and kept approaching him, and then touched something soft and wet on his chin. "Hey!" A certain baby left a wet kiss on his chin in satisfaction.There is no way, the size is too limited, but as long as it is close, it is fine.

Hey, how much he has sacrificed for his board and lodging... so flimsy.But the leader of the class said it well, he is full of warmth and lust... He has nothing to eat and nothing to wear, so why do he need those backbones?

And as a man who just lost the "purity" of his cheek, he felt a bolt from the blue.Nineteen years of his life, although not long, his experience is beyond what ordinary people can imagine... But he, who claims to be strong, is now molested by a baby who doesn't even grow a hair.

Mark picked up the triumphant baby with his fingers and dropped him on the sofa.With a straight face, he walked towards the door of the living room where the doorbell was ringing, trying his best to ignore the strange soft emotion in his heart, and there was a bit of embarrassing bright red on his resolute and indifferent face.

After paying in a hurry, I exchanged a few pleasantries patiently.He quickly turned around and closed the door, and then looked at the pile of pink things that filled the entrance with a headache.Small clothes with laces, coats, trousers with socks, changing pads, diapers, bath towels, combs, gauze towels, wet wipes...these are just small things, what about small washbasins and bathtubs with bath nets , shower gel shampoo prickly heat water buttock cream...

"What is this?" Mark knelt down and picked up a small package on the ground, opened it, and was speechless: "There is even a thermometer...'It is used to test whether the temperature of the bath water prepared for your baby is appropriate. The milk powder soaked must not scald the baby'..." Shake it away.Thermometers... thermometers may not be as accurate as his hand.

"Aww!" Hug me over, I want to see each piece by myself!

A certain baby was patting the sofa with his paws excitedly and impatiently. Because of the strange understanding and judgment of a certain man, he had completely forgotten that he did not speak the Earth language that is popular all over the world...

"Stay there and don't move! Or I won't give you anything!" Mark ordered.He cheered himself up and convinced himself to accept the fact that these damn pink things were going to enter every corner of the villa, especially his room!

It took more than half an hour before he put all the miscellaneous things, big and small, in their place one after another.There is an extremely cute pink crib in the black master bedroom, and an even cuter baby carriage in the living room. There are several small pots in the corner of the bathroom. The model looks completely different from the spacious bathroom. Tune in.Not to mention the few toiletries on the shelf next to the mirror in the bathroom, the pink cartoon characters on it almost blinded his eyes——

Originally planning to contact the team members to visit the villa, the mind was completely dispelled.

Mark's gloomy mood clearly didn't infect a baby in the living room.At this moment, he is full of new hope for the future life, and his small eyes are staring at the baby carriage next to the French window leading to the courtyard.There used to be such a stroller in Anna's home, and it used to belong to him... Now it finally returned to his side, and a great intoxication enveloped him.Liangliang's saliva slipped out of Jiji's half-open mouth and dripped onto the sofa.

A certain man finally threw the small clothes, diapers, etc. and the gauze cover on the crib into the washing machine, and then went downstairs with the small quilt.The sun is good today, let the new mattress dry before it gets dark, and he won't have to sleep with that damned little thing at night.

A certain baby just woke up from the intoxication when he keenly heard the light footsteps of a certain man going downstairs. (Light... You heard it too...) He took a sip of his saliva, and then opened his small mouth into an "O" shape.My mother...it's over!The drool wet the sofa a lot~~~

Without hesitation, he stretched out his fat claws and slapped on the sofa, his belly blocking the obvious wet mark.

Mark strode to the floor-to-ceiling windows, glanced at a certain baby sharply, and walked out with a strange raised eyebrow.A certain baby waited for a while, then quietly opened his eyes, seeing that the person hadn't come back, he immediately regained his energy.He turned over first, and then tried to sit up with his stomach shrinking...

A tall figure of a certain man stood eerie behind the floor-to-ceiling windows, silently watching the little thing rolling, revealing the wet marks under his belly.

Good boy... that's nice, a big ass who knows how to cover up evidence... Maybe what he should do is not a paternity test, but an IQ test.

I looked down at my watch, it was almost 04:30.He spent all his time waiting for the little thing to pout his buttocks and drag the blanket next to him to rub against the marks. He was extremely diligent.After coughing loudly on purpose, the little thing immediately hugged the blanket in his hand and rolled back, only to be entangled in the blanket and unable to get out.

Tsk... just stay in there obediently. Mark sneered, opened the French windows and went in.It's time to prepare dinner. He has been hungry all day because of this little thing.

A man opens the refrigerator and takes out steak, red wine, butter and some broccoli and onions.First use the back of a knife to loosen the steak, then marinate the steak with red wine, spices, soy sauce and pepper. While waiting, cut the broccoli into small pieces, blanch them in boiling water and put them on a plate, sprinkle with salt and mix briefly.After the steak is marinated, put it into a frying pan sprinkled with thin oil, then spread the onion, and fry it for a few minutes on both sides when it is mature, put it on a plate, and put some broccoli on it.

He brought the plate to the dining table in the living room, and when he turned around, he saw the familiar expression of a certain baby drooling.A certain man walked into the kitchen again with a blank expression, took out the milk powder jar and started to brew milk, and cooked some porridge with the minced meat cut from the steak.

"Be quiet while eating." Mark yelled at a baby before he managed to slap a baby.He sat down at the dining table with a certain baby in his arms, and then took a bite himself and then fed him another bite.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" The big hand holding the fork was held by a small fleshy hand, to be precise, it was held by a little finger.The soft touch of Nuannuanchao made Mark feel uncomfortable, and he lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

A baby stares at the last piece of meat on his fork with its fingers in its mouth.Silent.

Mark looked at him silently, finally put down the fork, and forcibly opened a certain baby's small mouth.The tender red gums are smooth, and there is no such white and white thing commonly known as teeth that can bite meat.

"Want to eat?" He looked at him suspiciously to confirm again.In the end, he simply stuffed the small piece of meat into the mouth of a certain baby.Anyway, he has enough milk and porridge, so he can do whatever he wants.Thinking about eating meat before even teeth grow... 呿.

Five minutes later, a certain man who had cleared the dishes returned to the dining table, stretched out his hand to a certain baby sitting on the mat, and said coldly, "Spit it out."

"Uh-huh."

"Spit it out!"

"Uh-huh!"

A certain man started immediately, and finally forced a certain baby to spit out the meat in his mouth with tears in his eyes.I haven't eaten this kind of whole meat for a long time... I will cry if I don't eat it! ! !

"If you dare to cry, I will throw you out!" A certain man threatened through gritted teeth.

A certain baby looked at him aggrievedly, spitting sullenly.

Tomorrow... I will take him to the paternity test tomorrow! Mark couldn't bear it and thought, if it's not his seed, give it away, if it is, hehe, immediately go through the household registration and name registration... Then if you dare to confront him like this, just hit him directly! ! !