The devil gave me a candy

That night, for some reason, the master was in a very unhappy mood, so he confined me to Juntianshen Mansion, but brought me little thorns and honeysuckle to play with me. They were afraid that I would be bored, and they went to the garden every day to collect flowers and dew, Made me a lot of delicacies.

Little Thorn finally became a fairy, I was very happy, now Little Thorn will no longer be half-human, half-vine again.

Little Thorn and I wander around the mansion every day, but we feel free and easy.It's just that Xiaoci mentions Qingtu from time to time. Although 200 years have passed, when I think of Qingtu, I still feel a dull pain in my heart.

Xiao Ci let out a long sigh, and I flicked her forehead, "You little girl, why are you imitating an old man, why are you sighing?"

Little Thorn's innocent eyes were very melancholy, "Everyone says you can't have both fish and bear's paw, why can't you eat bear's paw for one meal and fish for the next meal?"

I was a little baffled, "Little Thorn, want to eat bear's paw and fish? Let Honeysuckle go..."

The little thorn interrupted me, "The master is a bear's paw. Although it looks bad, it is very nourishing. Daddy is a fish. Although it is not very nourishing, it is very delicious. Master, why can't you eat both fish and bear's paw? Being with the master as well as being with father will not delay the matter."

Somehow, I felt a little ashamed when I heard it, I thought my face must be like a color palette, the little thorn was still chattering, she looked fascinated, and kept smacking her lips, I couldn't help but dream about it.

I imagined that I had the master on one side, with his face as frosty, lying next to me, looking like he was being slaughtered.Then on the other side was Qing Tu, who showed off his body in various ways, and said enchantingly: "Little monster, come and eat me!"

I couldn't stand it so much that I gave a chill, and felt a bit of acid regurgitation in my stomach, just Qingtu, how could I have such frivolous thoughts towards Master, it was all my fault.

The master is the god I worship, and I keep beating myself and reflecting on myself.

The little thorn must have been spoiled by Qingtu's servant, she was still muttering, "Everyone can enjoy the same blessings, why can't you, young master, why can't you have both fish and bear's paws, without delaying your meal? "

I was very speechless, and tapped Xiao Ji's forehead, "It's really ugly, but beautiful in thinking."

Little Thorn was a little bit reluctant, "Little Thorn is not ugly, son, didn't you say that I am the cutest woman in the world? Could it be that you lied to me?"

She pestered me and insisted on making me admit that she was the cutest woman in the world, so I could only coax her, "Little Thorn is the cutest!"

My injury has already healed in sevens and eighties, but on this day, Emperor Xuan brought an immortal official back to the mansion. This immortal official was wearing a dark green cloth robe and looked very evil. When he saw me, he surrounded me I was amazed, and with great interest, I turned over and touched my whole body.

Not only that, but this man's mouth is still very tight, he touches me and criticizes me at the same time.

"Tsk tsk! It's so ingenious, it's a masterpiece, it's a masterpiece."

I'm so ashamed, could it be that you are praising me for being handsome, handsome and beautiful?

Unexpectedly, he changed the subject, "However, unfortunately, it has become a defective product now."

Defective products?

"I just suffered some minor injuries before, how did I become a defective product?"

"If I'm injured, I can crush you to death!"

I was so angry that I clenched my fists, and I was about to knock this ignorant immortal official away with my fist.But when he flicked his fingernails, a burst of white foam dissipated in the air. I was numb all over, and I could only watch helplessly as he turned me over.

I bulged my eyes wide, tilted my mouth and squinted at the master who was standing aside, but unexpectedly, the master didn't give me a single look. I'm still an underage boy!I can't, so I have to endure the salty hands of this poisonous tongue fairy official.

The Poison Tongue Fairy played with me for a long time, shook his head and sighed: "It's hopeless, the oil is exhausted and the lamp is dry, and the light will turn back, my life is over!"

This person is really hateful, I am alive and kicking, and I was sentenced to death as soon as I came up.

quack!

But the master's eyes were gloomy, and he shouted: "Fusheng, shut up!" After saying that, he dragged the fairy official out of Juntianshen Mansion, I was at a loss, could it be that I really got some hidden disease?

I asked Emperor Xuan in private, but the master smiled and patted my head, saying that this is just the nature of the Fusheng Immortal Official, who likes to tease people the most. Live as a dragon and live a tiger, and you can live for thousands of years, so why be so greedy for life and afraid of death.

I was determined in my heart, what's wrong with being greedy for life and afraid of death, but driven by my nature, I haven't had time to enjoy this colorful and prosperous world yet?

The master will leave the Heavenly Court in a few days. In the past few days, I have taken Lian Dong and others to play in the secluded place of the Heavenly Court. There are gurgling streams and auspicious clouds everywhere in the Heavenly Court. A phoenix with red feathers and a golden beak is bathing in the water. I love it in my heart. , couldn't help stroking the feathers on the neck of the ostrich, but the ostrich was short of breath, its eyes were dull, and it was quite weak.

I was startled and was about to check it out, but the ostrich closed its eyes and died in my arms.

I wondered in my heart, this bird is well taken care of, presumably someone has carefully fed it, why is it in this remote place.

There was a thunder on the flat ground, the situation changed, and the Queen of Heaven came rushing towards the clouds.

A fairy boy rushed up, embraced the luan bird, and shouted: "The Queen of Heaven, Luan'er is dead, it must be this monster who killed Luan'er."

The Queen of Heaven was furious, "You are so courageous, Luan'er is the princess of the Feng Clan, her status is extremely respected, how dare you kill her."

"Come on, take down this ruthless monster!" Tianhou gave an order, and her confidantes swarmed up and surrounded us.

Seeing this situation, I couldn't help but sneer.

The queen scolded coldly, "What are you laughing at?"

"It's a coincidence that the Queen of Heaven came together. If she was really nervous about this princess of the bird tribe, how could she just leave her aside? The Queen of Heaven probably prepared this big show for me specially for me! It's just that I'm a small person in Kunlun Mountain. I don't know Why is the queen of labor driving?"

The Queen of Heaven said angrily: "You little evildoer, you dare to slander me after killing the Princess of the Bird Clan, how brave you are."

After saying that, the Queen of Heaven actually cast a spell, and a cluster of flames condensed in her palm. She smashed the blue fire in her palm into the ground, and the fire instantly formed a circle of fire beside me.

Xiao Ci and the others are all flowers and trees in the mountains. They were scorched by the fire, their cheeks were flushed, and they were dripping with sweat. A group of people live in Tianhou.

Xiao Ji refused to leave, so I whispered in her ear: "Go and report the news, let the master come to save me, otherwise we will all be ruined."

Xiao Ji was very clever, and after hearing what I said, he stopped pestering me and sneaked out.

Catch the thief first catch the king!

I sacrificed the Skybreaker Saber and charged towards the Queen of Heaven with all my strength.

The Queen of Heaven sneered, "Overestimating one's abilities!"

I was wrestling with Tianhou, but I found that Tianhou's spells were exactly the same as the master's. I was shaken by Tianhou, and I was knocked down by Tianhou.

Tianhou smiled calmly, "You lost!"

I hated it so much, the Queen of Heaven circled around me, admiring my distraught appearance, lifted my chin with her slender fingers, blew into my ear, and said meaningfully: "Don't think that Emperor Xuan is fond of you!" Yes, you are nothing but a slave."

She threw me on the ground viciously, "I hate you flattering and begging in front of him. I don't want to see you again."

I don't know what past Tianhou has with her master, but I am very depressed, why I am a fate that has been implicated for thousands of years.Once upon a time, in the Demon Realm, Xueji loved Qingtu, and Qingwu took revenge on Qingtu, which made me implicated. I have experienced life and death several times, and barely survived.And Tianhou admires her master, and I suffer from unreasonable disasters, what does this have to do with me?Am I destined to be cannon fodder in other people's plays?

I was a little helpless, "Tian Hou, I am just a slave of the master, and I am a man, why do you have to be like this?"

The Empress looked cold and stern, "I don't allow anyone around him, why have you been with him for thousands of years?"

"If it's not me who is by his side, then I'd rather he be alone forever, forever alone, no matter who appears by his side, I won't allow it, because the only person standing by his side is me. "

I'm short of breath, what kind of robber theory is this?

Loser is not lost!

I also smiled, with an innocent and frank smile, "Master treats me like a jewel, but the Queen of Heaven is like a pair of shoes. The Queen of Heaven meets with Master privately in the middle of the night, and takes off her clothes in front of Master, and Master doesn't even care about it. "

"A demon who knows no life or death!"

Tianhou's face was ferocious, and she wanted to kill me with one palm.

I rolled over and looked at her fearlessly.

But Tianhou withdrew her palm and smiled triumphantly, "Just now you fought against me, and you lost a move. If you lose, then you will be punished."

But I didn't rush, "Tian Hou, I can't kill you, but if you want to kill me, I'm afraid it won't be easy."

The Queen of Heaven said sadly: "Death is like a lamp going out, and everything is over. In this world, death is the best relief. What is really painful is that life is worse than death."

My heart was cold, and suddenly I felt that the surrounding wind was gradually rising, Liandong and others had clearly escaped just now, but now they were escorted back, fortunately, Xiao Ci took the opportunity to escape.

"what!"

Tianhou cast a spell, and Lonicera and others were thrown into the blue circle of fire by Tianhou.

The fairies who served me were not strong in mana, especially the redbud who had the weakest mana. She screamed terribly and turned into a redbud flower, which writhed wildly in the fire.

Liandong and the others screamed, I rushed towards the fire circle, the fairies around Tianhou tried to stop me, I became ruthless and kicked them to the ground, but Tianhou teleported and entangled me tightly.

The figure of the bauhinia became more and more blurred, and the flower vines gradually withered in the fire and turned into ashes.

"Bauhinia!"

I roared, but it was of no avail. I could only watch the bauhinia disappear before my eyes.

I felt great pain in my heart, and I was hit by the Queen of Heaven again.

"You lost again, and you have to be punished. This time, whose turn is it?"