The devil gave me a candy

"My lord, you are not a woman, why are you dressed so carefully?" Xiao Ci looked at me unbearably.

I argued strongly: "If you want to see guests at night, you must tidy up well, so as not to be rude in front of others."

Xiao Ci was a little unconvinced, "Daddy comes every night, going in and out of Taoyi is like going in and out of your own house, what kind of guest is this?"

I squeezed the chubby cheeks of the little thorn, "Our little thorn opens his mouth with a sharp knife!"

Xiao Ci pouted unhappily, "Who told you two to go out and have fun without me?"

I'm a little embarrassed. Recently, I've been hanging out with Qingtu night and night. He always wants to do this to me. How many times I have recited Buddhas and said "color is emptiness", I still can't see color with my eyes and don't care about it, but Fortunately, they were all controlled at the last moment, so that they would not be captured by his beauty.

But I felt that my defense line was collapsing a little bit, and I was about to lose my armor and armor, and I couldn't hold my position. I was so entangled by him, so I proposed to go to the mortal world to wander around twice at night.

"Brother Jun, I would like to take a tour of the mortal world with me!" Qing Tu arrived as promised, and he leaned lightly on the window lattice, facing the wind rustling, charming and moving.

"my pleasure!"

Xiao Ci always wanted to follow, but Qingtu disagreed. He made Xiao Ci lie on the bed in my shape so as not to be discovered by the gods of Kunlun Mountain. As for Xiao Ci herself, because she often ran around Kunlun and was often absent No one cares, so no one cares about her whereabouts.But Xiaoci disagreed, Qingtu coaxed her for a long time, and promised to bring her mortal gadgets, and she reluctantly agreed.

"Young master doesn't want me, and dad doesn't want me either. I'm the only one more in the world of two people. Little thorn is so pitiful." Although Xiao thorn agreed to stay alone in Kunlun Mountains, he refused to let us go easily. My son was acting like a coquettish fool, pestering us both.

Qingtu performed the hair formula, fixed Xiaoci, and put her on the bed in my image.

Xiao Ji was very angry, his round eyes were wide open, his little chest heaved violently, and he was panting.

I didn't dare to look directly at Xiaoba's condemning gaze, "Demon, this is not good!"

Qing Tu rubbed Xiao Ci's eyes with mischief, trying to make her close them, but Xiao Ci refused to cooperate and insisted on staring.

Qingtu grinned, "If you don't feel tired, just stare like this!"

As he said that, he pulled me out in a hurry.

The two of us flew to the mortal world, and went all the way to the famous small wine shop in the mortal world. After getting some good wine, we walked shoulder to shoulder and walked towards the downtown.

Qing Tu is really handsome, and it will definitely cause a sensation in the mortal world. I think it is high-profile, and I want him to change his appearance.

But he insisted on refusing, saying that he was born with a peerless appearance, and he really couldn't change his appearance to a more handsome one.

The corner of my mouth twitched slightly, who made you look more handsome?Besides, when you were messing around in the mortal world a hundred years ago, you always turned into an ordinary person, why can't you do it today?

This fellow resolutely refused, saying that you can't use an ugly face to demean yourself, "Besides, how can you compare with today's situation a hundred years ago? At that time, it was to investigate various abnormalities in Wanhualou. Young master, how can you use an ordinary person's appearance to defile people's eyes and ears? You are so handsome and I am so ordinary, then we are too unsuitable!"

I couldn't hide the smile on the corner of my mouth, "I can also change into an ordinary person."

Qing Tu still refused, "I just want the world to see that such a magnificent figure like us is a true match for heaven!"

I don't pay attention to him, this fellow croaked all the way, saying that he is the most beautiful in the world, the most powerful in the world, and the most resourceful in the world. This is an irrefutable fact. People feel ashamed.

I was speechless, and said in a good voice: "Forget it, you can do it if you like, but your appearance is too eye-catching."

He replied naturally, "I was born to attract people."

I rested my forehead and sighed, and ignored him.

When the two of us walked into the downtown of the mortal world, the mortals on both sides saw Qingtu's fairy-like appearance, and they all said that a fairy fell from the sky. Women and girls all rushed all the way, vying to see the beautiful men, and the long street was besieged with water.

The mortal women were not reserved either, with blushing cheeks and a bright face, screaming uncontrollably, and throwing raps at Qing Tu along the way.On the top of Ropa, there are also nasty love words such as "Once you see a man, you will be wrong forever", "Inextricably linked is always love" and other nasty love words.

I took the ropa and read it all the time, Qingtu looked proud, but I was quite distressed, because I always suffered from the unreasonable disaster, this ropa was always thrown on me, I had to go all the way, pick up all the way .

What's strange is that I picked up a men's sweat towel, which says "Hand in hand to share the peach, the same quilt in the past" and "I can't wait for you to be a man and I will be a woman in the next life".

I couldn't help shivering.

Pian Qingtu didn't give up, and made all the way to secretly look at, which made these young ladies blush and heartbeat, some young women made him look back affectionately, they were so excited that they couldn't speak, and even passed out.

There were even a few old half-mother Xu who were in their forties, when they saw Qingtu's appearance, they went crazy with joy, and shouted indiscriminately: "The gods, the gods have descended to earth."

"He looked at me."

"Nonsense, he obviously saw me."

The two big men actually quarreled over Qingtu, refused to give in to each other, and fought together.

My eyes were wide open. In the mortal world, it is true that two men would be jealous because of another man.

"What a handsome son, if he looks at me, he is willing to die immediately."

"The ugly monster next to me is really happy. It would be great if I was the one who was hanging shoulder to shoulder with the young master."

The little lady over here twisted her hands together, she tore the veil, was obsessed with Qingtu, and at the same time spat and said sour words, belittling me to nothing.

I am not convinced, why is this guy so popular, and I dress up so handsomely, but I have to be ridiculed like this.

I was so angry that I nestled in Qingtu's arms, wrapped my arms around his waist, and seriously separated from the little lady next to me: "He thinks I'm pretty, he likes me, he doesn't like you."

After thinking about it, he felt that what he said was not very clear, so he added: "He thinks that the most attractive person in the world is himself, followed by me."

Hearing this, Qingtu smiled softly. The sound was deep and sweet, like a magnet that sucked people's hearts and souls away. This smile was radiant, and the mortal scenery lost its color for a while. On the long street, no matter men, women or children, It's an obsessed look with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

Qing Tu also put her arms around me, with a smile on her face, and said in a loud voice: "In my eyes, you are the most beautiful person in the world."

My heart was beating uncontrollably, my cheeks were flushed, and I glanced triumphantly at the little lady next to me.

Those little ladies broke down and cried with embarrassment.

I have some regrets, but it's just a few mortals, why bother with them.I was about to comfort the little lady, but unexpectedly, I heard a lot of discussion from the crowd.

"It's a pity that such a handsome son actually likes men."

"If you like men, you should also like me. I'm so tall and mighty, I don't look like the man in his arms. I'm as ugly as a thin monkey."

"It's really a gentle scum, hugging and hugging in broad daylight, it must be that ugly monster who seduces the young master, Hu Meizi."

"Why is good cabbage always being slapped by pigs?"

These hateful mortals, in just a moment, I have changed into two species, one moment is a pig, and the other is a monkey.

I am also angry.