Abandoned Husband to Farm the Farm

Xiang Sanlian scrambled out of the big tent, wiped his sweat and said, "Oh, it really is that you get angry when you get promoted. I just want to ask for advice on how to serve men. Are you so angry?"

As soon as the curtain was lifted, a small and exquisite porcelain cup flew out and hit Xiang San on the forehead with a "slap".Back then, when Mu Xiaolu was herding pigs on the mountain, he often did the job of throwing stones at pigs, and his accuracy was very good.

A cut was made in Xiang San's forehead, blood flowed down his face, he didn't dare to stay, and ran away like a rabbit.

Mu Xiaolu's face was pale with anger, he was wearing a thin white undershirt, with black hair, standing barefoot on the carpet panting.

Guo Xiaowu quickly stepped forward to support him, and persuaded him with a smile: "If you don't like it, don't let him come. Don't make yourself angry. Go back to bed quickly, and be careful not to catch a cold."

Mu Xiaolu glanced at him and thought, this tone is to treat himself as a general's pamper.As long as I'm a normal man, I'd rather raise pigs!

Mu Xiaolu believes that his personality has always been optimistic, even if his girlfriend kicked him because he went back to his hometown to raise pigs, he was never so depressed.However, the days are still long, always being bored like this will make people bored, isn't that against yourself?No, I have to have some fun.

Mu Xiaolu thought for the middle of the night but couldn't figure it out. To this camp, he was an outsider and out of place. Even if he wanted to join, they would treat him as a general's male favorite, coaxing him one by one, for fear that he would not be happy. , making myself less and less like a man.

Oh shit!

Mu Xiaolu thumped the mattress hard, since he couldn't blend in here, hehe, don't blame me for being rude!

The next morning, Mu Xiaolu woke up, and Guo Xiaowu came in to help him wash and comb his hair.In fact, Mu Xiaolu is not a person who likes to order people around, and he doesn't have that habit, but this bun is a problem. In the past, he either tied a ponytail to make do with it, or Lao Chai combed his hair. Now that he moved into a big tent, Wang Hui saw He didn't even know how to comb his hair, so he arranged for Guo Xiaowu to wait on him.

After tidying up, Mu Xiaolu asked with a smile, "Little Fifth Brother, I have nothing to do recently, why don't we tell jokes in competition?"

Guo Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, his smile made him feel in a trance, luckily he got used to this person, otherwise he couldn't hold it anymore.Guo Xiaowu rejoiced in his heart, and quickly smiled and said, "Okay, how do you want to compete?"

Mu Xiaolu blinked and said: "Go and ask General Li of Dongying if you can lend me the soldiers who don't have a position for a while, so they can all come to the tent."

Guo Xiaowu took the order and went.

General Li Wenxiu of Dongying stayed behind in Yanxi City this time.There is a bloody battle ahead, and although the rear seems calm, it is actually ready for battle.

Guo Xiaowu explained his purpose, Li Wenxiu pondered for a while.

Although he looks rough, he is a careful person. He thinks that Wang Zhu is the general's beloved. If nothing major happens, as long as he doesn't go too far, it's okay to send a few people to play with him and relax.

After thinking about it, he ordered the lieutenant general: "Zhao Xing, go and see who is idle, and pick some suitable ones to accompany Wang Zhu, so you don't have to come back and forth with me."

Zhao Xing took the order and went.Guo Xiaowu replied by himself.

After lunch, Mu Xiaolu slept for a while, and just remembered, he heard the bustling market outside the camp.Guo Xiaowu walked in and said with a smile, "Wang Zhu, the people you want are here." Mu Xiaolu nodded, "Let them in."

These selected soldiers huddled in the outer tent, laughing loudly and talking a lot.He only knew that General Li had ordered them to come and listen to Wang Zhu's order, but he didn't know what to do.It's just that the general's beauties are too famous, so no matter whether they have seen it or not, they are all very excited, stretching their necks and waiting to see the beauties.

Impatiently waiting, Guo Xiaowu came out first when he lifted the curtain of the inner tent, turned around and closed the felt curtain, only to see a slender figure appearing at the door of the inner tent.The skin is white like jade, the lips are red like vermilion, the eyes are more black and white, and the eyes are as calm as the autumn lake in August.Wearing a crimson military uniform like a maple leaf in September, it is a scenery wherever you go.

Even those who don't like men find it pleasing to the eye.

Everyone took a deep breath, greedily looking at what they had seen before as if they had never seen it before.

Guo Xiaowu heard a lot of swallowing, turned around and gave everyone a look, signaling them to restrain themselves.This is the general's beauty, who dares to covet her, is she dead?

Mu Xiaolu didn't care about this, and walked to a chair next to the big case and sat down.Guo Xiaowu hastily passed the tea.Mu Xiaolu took a sip, raised his head and scanned the crowd, smiled and said: "Everyone is invited to come today, I have nothing else to do, the army is boring, I want to make a joke about the group arena to entertain the public. Willing? If you win, you will get a prize."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, thinking that the voice was really nice, and then they burst into laughter like a flock of ducks whose nest had been blown up.It turned out to be telling jokes to make the beauty happy, what I wish for!It's nothing to be awarded or not, but it's a good job to be able to make beautiful people smile.All of them are scrambling for the first time, and everyone moves forward.

Guo Xiaowu signaled everyone to form a circle and come one by one.All the soldiers sat down as promised, surrounding Mu Xiaolu, leaving a semicircle in the middle.

A clever little soldier jumped out first, and said loudly, "My lord, I'll come first!"

Mu Xiaolu shook, and said, "My name is Wang Zhu, just call me by my name."

Xiaobing was only eighteen or nineteen years old. He nodded with a blushing face and said excitedly, "My grandfather taught me this joke. There are two couples who are notoriously lazy. The man hasn't washed his face for three years. The woman hadn't washed the pot for eight years. One night, a thief stole the pot. The host hurriedly chased him, but the thief turned around and stabbed him in the face. The hostess cried while hugging her man, but the man said it was okay, he didn't pierce through it! Go away Check the stove to see if there are other things missing? The husband and wife went back to the stove and saw that the iron pot was on the stove and it was as bright as new. Guess what's going on?"

Just as Xiaobing was about to say more, Mu Xiaolu spit out his tea after taking a sip.Laughed out loud.

This little soldier's grandfather must be a time traveler, otherwise how could he even time travel through this joke?

Mu Xiaolu couldn't help laughing, his face flushed red, and he burst into tears.Seeing him laughing out loud, everyone was stunned.He didn't bother to ask the answer.

Mu Xiaolu laughed enough, and ordered everyone to talk one by one.

All the soldiers tried their best to please the beauty.

When Mu Xiaolu heard this, some laughed, some smiled, and some didn't.

Everyone secretly wondered, a beauty is a beauty, whether she is smiling or not, no matter how she smiles, she is always beautiful.In this cold winter, in the Jagged War Camp, it is rare to have such an opportunity to appreciate beauties.

So in the next few days, everyone performed their performances in order to make the beauty smile.

Mu Xiaolu's smile was low, and he laughed most of the time.So more and more soldiers came to the big tent, and then it was too crowded, so Guo Xiaowu had to let them come in turn.

But how many jokes can one person tell?What's more, these soldiers are all uneducated vulgar people.After talking a few times, I can't speak.For five days in a row, all the idle soldiers talked about it once or twice, and finally racked their brains and couldn't think of it.

But Mu Xiaolu still forced them to tell jokes.For another two days, fewer and fewer people came to the big tent, and finally no one came.Ask people to invite them, and everyone says there is something to do.

Thinking about it, it is true, even if it is a pleasing beauty, it is unbearable to force everyone to tell jokes like crazy!Everyone admires Wang Hui now.I think that the general has the ability, such a crazy beauty can be subdued, he really deserves to be called the God of War!

Seeing that no one came again, Mu Xiaolu was so bored that he was about to go crazy. He always felt as if something was going to happen.

Guo Xiaowu couldn't persuade him.As long as Mu Xiaolu doesn't leave the camp and doesn't cause any outrageous incidents, General Li Wenxiu doesn't care about him, so Mu Xiaolu is at ease, venting his undispelled depression in the sweat of chopping firewood.Lao Chai and Qi Cheng couldn't persuade him either, so they had to let him go.

On the afternoon of the sixth day of November, the sky was gloomy, and it was going to snow again, and the cold wind could knock people down.Regardless of the severe cold, Mu Xiaolu split the firewood desperately, listening to the "crack" sound of the firewood being split, he calmed down a little.It seems that these firewood is Wang Hui.

Suddenly, there was a surge of voices, and the entire camp shook as if facing a formidable enemy.Mu Xiaolu straightened up and saw many soldiers queuing up and running over, as if something big had happened.But even if there is something to do with yourself, what does it matter?I am just a male pet!Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the country, but you can't even count yourself as a man, right?No matter, live or die whatever you want!

Mu Xiaolu continued chopping firewood.

Suddenly, Guo Xiaowu ran over, sweating profusely, shouting as he ran, "Wang Zhu~ The general is back! Seriously injured! I want you to go over!"

Mu Xiaolu was quite taken aback by this, no wonder he has been restless these days, it turned out that something really happened.

He was injured, is this a good thing or a bad thing for me, do I want him to die or to live?Mu Xiaolu couldn't tell what mood he was in, and felt a little confused.

Before he could sort it out, Guo Xiaowu quickly dragged him to the big tent.

At the entrance of the big tent, military doctors and medical soldiers came and went in and out, as well as senior generals from all over the place.Seeing Mu Xiaolu coming in, they all made way for him.

Mu Xiaolu was dragged by Guo Xiaowu to the front of the bed.

Without deliberately looking, Mu Xiaolu could see clearly the familiar and hateful person in front of him.The originally handsome face turned gray, his eyes were closed, and his lips were white and chapped.

It's just been gone for half a month, this person is lying here as if he has no life, only a pair of stiff thick eyebrows can still make Mu Xiaolu think of this person's domineering and arrogant not long ago.

The military doctor took care of the wound, saluted Li Wenxiu and said, "The general is not out of danger yet, so he needs to be taken care of carefully. But why didn't he recuperate at the injured place? Traveling thousands of miles has aggravated the injury."

The lieutenant general who followed Wang Hui sighed: "The war over there is over. The general could have been trained before coming back, but he insisted on not wanting to come back. I have no choice but to wait for my subordinates. We had to keep Xiying and Yan The generals in Dongcheng are in charge of the situation there, so we will escort the general back first."

Everyone shook their heads and sighed.

When everything was arranged, Li Wenxiu ordered all the soldiers before leaving the door: "Take care of it carefully, if something happens, you will have your heads!"