In that inn full of hacks

Several people went to Kang's house with their children in a mighty way. Mr. Kang was watering flowers in the yard. He was startled when he saw a group of people coming in. After seeing the people who came in, he shouted: "Stinky boy, it's okay to bring people back!" Do you know if you want to scare your father and me to death?"

Chen Mo said with a smile: "Uncle Kang, don't blame Xiaokang, I asked him to bring us here, here, here are the flower seedlings brought for you."

"Hey, you still silently know that you miss me. He is much more caring than that brat in our family. He always sits down when he comes." Mr. Kang took the flower seedlings and placed them carefully, and then let everyone into the room to sit. After entering the room, he secretly Pulling Xiaokang aside, he asked, "Why didn't Eggy come? You always said to bring him back for me to see, but you didn't see him bring him back. I'm ready for this wedding banquet."

Before Xiaokang could speak, the second boy threw himself into the arms of Mr. Kang: "Uncle Kang."

"Oh, isn't this Ozawa? Why did you go down the mountain? Come here and tell Uncle Kang." Mr. Kang's attention was abducted, and he sat with his arms around the child and talked again.

Xiaokang breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily he didn't ask any more questions. Eggy was shy when he came back to see his parents. Last time, he walked to the door and dared not come in. He couldn't do anything about it. The marriage was discussed. What's the matter if the son never sees his in-laws.

Mr. Kang glanced at his son who had survived the catastrophe and snorted: "Don't take it seriously, I'll ask you after I finish talking with Xiao Ze, you just wait for me."

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Xiaokang has the heart to cry, isn't he talking about reminiscing with others?Why are you still thinking about yourself, why can't you let go of your most beloved eldest son quietly?

Chen Mo patted Xiaokang on the shoulder sympathetically: "No way, can I help you get your balls back?"

"No need." Xiaokang sighed and said, "I still hope he can come home with me voluntarily."

Lin Hanzhi smiled and said, "It's not that he doesn't want to. The old man even brought the dowry, and Eggy also accepted it. How could he not be willing? It's just that he's shy. It's not like you don't know that he's easy to be shy."

Xiaokang looked at Chen Mo piously for help: "Boss, what was your mood when you went to the Lin family?"

"Me." Chen Mo thought about it for a while and said, "I didn't feel anything at first."

"no feelings?"

"Hmm." Chen Mo raised his head proudly, "You'll know the Lin family once you've met them, there's nothing to be nervous about."

"Don't listen to him." Lin Hanzhi said: "Before he returned to Beijing, he searched for a lot of good things in the plantation. When I arrived at the gate, I led them in. I was very nervous."

Chen Mo rolled his eyes at Lin Han and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense, the first time you go to someone else's house, you will just break in by yourself? How about manners? Don't you know if you are the guest or the host?"

Lin Hanzhi rubbed his nose, pulled Xiaokang aside and said, "I'll teach you a trick. You can also install a sound-transmitting water cup at home. If you have nothing to do, let Dandan talk to your parents. When you get to know each other well, you won't be afraid Now, don't you think that Momo came to the door after getting acquainted with my parents first? This matter needs to be strategic."

Xiaokang nodded: "Yes."

Chen Mo appeared behind the two of them in a sinister manner: "What kind of stupid strategy do you have? I was still scared when I arrived at your house. Kang, listen to me. First, let Uncle Kang go to the restaurant for a few meals as an ordinary customer. Eggy will be fine once you get familiar with him, you see Yunchi and his second uncle always go to our place for dinner, is Eggy afraid of him?"

Xiaokang nodded: "That's right."

Lin Hanzhi didn't quite agree: "He's not afraid of Yunchi, his second uncle, okay? It's not that his future father-in-law has anything to be afraid of."

Xiaokang nodded again: "It's all right."

Chen Mo patted Xiaokang on the head: "Everything is right, can you still have some opinions."

Xiaokang rubbed his head and said, "It's all right."

Mr. Kang said quietly: "You are indeed right. I think they are quite reasonable. I plan to try both. Xiao Mo, come and fill the old man with your water glass. If I have nothing to do, I will talk to Xiao Mo." Eggy, let’s just say, I’ll take our old lady to eat at the restaurant starting tomorrow, and you all pretend you don’t know me, so don’t tell me, I’m going to see my daughter-in-law.”

Chen Mo praised: "Uncle Kang still has courage, Xiaokang, you have to learn from your father."

Xiang Xiaokang asked nervously: "What are you learning? I don't want to learn from him to quarrel with my daughter-in-law. My daughter-in-law has to be pampered and pampered. My father is always angry with my mother. When I was young, my mother often went back to her mother's house."

"You bastard, you even provoked your father, see if I don't beat you to death." Mr. Kang picked up a cigarette pipe and pot and chased Xiaokang to beat him.

Chen Mo covered his mouth and snickered. Every time he came back with Xiaokang, he would see him being beaten up. He used to persuade him, but now he is having fun and watching the excitement.

Xiaokang covered his head and ran while calling for help: "Boss, come and save me, help me."

Chen Mo clutched his stomach and said, "Kang, it's not that I won't help you, it's really rare that the old man is willing to exercise, so you should accompany him to exercise."

Wang Tianze, who had been silently listening to the conversation between Mr. Kang and the second boy, came over and whispered what he heard to Chen Mo: "The old man called that child Ozawa, and the child said that he went down the mountain with the approval of his master, and he hasn't finished talking yet."

Chen Mo nodded: "Okay, you go back first, people are still needed over there, and the nails we buried on the opposite side should be moved."

"okay, I get it."

After Wang Tianze left, Chen Mo watched Mr. Kang beating up his son all over the room while extracting useful information. If the old man called that kid Ozawa, then he could call him Ozawa too. When he gets acquainted with others, he will know his last name. , As for where he went, I need to ask carefully, but now I know that he has been in the mountains all the time, and he has a master. Based on this information, he can use the stone of the past to find out where he is. My own IQ gave me a thumbs up, and then I concentrated on watching Mr. Kang beating his son, and shouting from time to time.

Mr. Kang is old after all, even though Xiaokang often used some spiritual fruit and panacea to help him take care of his body, but after all he took care of it late, and the effect was not as good as that of young people, so he got tired soon, and sat on the chair angrily To smoke dry tobacco.

In fact, Xiaokang knew that Mr. Kang was not really angry. He saw that the beating was quite fierce, but in fact, he didn't feel any pain when he hit him a few times, so he walked up to his father and said, "Father, it's okay if I made a mistake." .”

"Hmph." The old man gave Xiaokang a white look, turned to the other side and continued smoking.

Xiaokang looked at Chen Mo for help, and Chen Mo looked at him teasingly before saying, "Uncle Kang, I'll fill you with a sound-transmitting water glass, come and see where you can put it."

Sound transmission cup?If he wanted to, Mr. Kang turned around and glared at his son before saying to Chen Mo: "Good things can't be seen by outsiders, so let's pretend to be our bedroom, most people won't go in."

"it is good."

Mr. Kang took Chen Mo to the bedroom, pointed to the position at the head of the bed and said, "Just put it here, it will be convenient for us old couple to find our daughter-in-law."

Xiaokang hurriedly stopped: "Father, please don't put it here, it really can't."

Mr. Kang stared: "My old man has the final say on where to put it. You son of a bitch, what to say."

Xiaokang covered his face: "Father, you will definitely regret it."

"Nonsense, I don't regret it." Mr. Kang knocked on the cigarette pot a few times and said, "Xiao Mo, just put it here, don't listen to him."

"Hey." Chen Mo responded happily, and installed it with three strokes, and then seriously taught the old man how to use it.

Mr. Kang learned quickly, and he mastered how to use it in a short while. He contacted several branches one by one with great interest. After finishing, he felt a little unfulfilled, so he asked Dana to contact him from there, and sat on the bed by himself. Feel free to wait.

Lin Hanzhi took a few steps back quietly, Xiaokang silently covered his ears, Su Ze also covered his ears after seeing this, Mr. Kang looked at it twice strangely: "What are you all doing?" Is it that scary?"

As soon as Mr. Kang's words fell, Chen Mo's arrogant singing came out. Mr. Kang's eyes lit up. The singing could be described as deafening, hey, it doesn't seem right, is it so soul-stirring?Clear and melodious?Refreshing?It seems even more wrong, hey, my family was poor when I was a child, I didn’t go to school for a few years, and I couldn’t even say idioms correctly, what a pity, but!but!Regrets are regrets, this Chen Mo sang really well.

When everyone was wondering how long Mr. Kang could last, the old man clapped his hands vigorously and said: "Good singing, old man, I have never heard such a good joke in my life, Xiao Mo is really talented."

Chen Mo said with a smile: "Thank you for your compliment, old man. If you like it, I can often come and sing for you."

"That's a good relationship." Elder Kang sang a few lines on the spur of the moment: "My son-in-law, take a closer look, I remember congratulating the Son of Heaven on the Dragon Boat Festival."

Xiaokang said speechlessly: "Father, what you sing is not the same thing at all, okay? The boss said he sang a minor tune."

"Ah? Minor tune? Daddy can also sing minor tunes, but Xiao Mo can't sing this one. His tune is not easy to learn."

Lin Hanzhi thought to himself, isn't it difficult to learn, since you haven't learned any tunes?Do you want to learn to chant scriptures?People can also pay attention to a sense of rhythm when chanting sutras. He is just like a mosquito chanting sutras. I don’t know how he can do it without breathing.

Chen Mo felt something in his heart, and squinted at Lin Hanzhi, hum, what do you know, this is a new way of singing, my lord, most people can't learn it, few people in our modern times can do it, it's called no tune is better than tune, you Do you understand, old antique.

Lin Hanzhi raised his eyebrows, I am an old antique, can I still be reasonable!

Mr. Kang had had enough of playing with the water cup and said, "Come on, let's talk about sending Ozawa back. He said he didn't remember the way back."