In that inn full of hacks

After Chen Mo returned to Bai's house, he concentrated on choosing a new shop, and installed a friend portal in Bai's house. He occasionally visited a few branches, and everything ran according to his plan.The small days are very comfortable.

It was the end of the month in a blink of an eye, the emperor recruited Chen Mo into the palace early in the morning, and Chen Mo lazily dragged his feet until almost noon before getting up, and the eunuch who came to announce the decree waited in fear and sweat, never seen anyone who dared to ignore the emperor so much However, the emperor ordered this nobleman not to rush.

When Chen Mo entered the palace, the emperor was having a meal. Seeing him coming, he gave him a seat and invited him to have a meal together. Everyone knew that the royal family had the best things. Chen Mo tasted a dish with great interest, smacked his lips and put down his chopsticks. The imperial meals are indeed more delicate than those made by Dana, with more variety and good taste, but the dishes are not as good as those produced in the backyard, so they are inferior. Best of all, the fire is controlled by Eggy himself, and it has a delicious taste bonus, so this royal meal is not wronged.

Since the emperor met Chen Mo that day, he sent someone to investigate him. Naturally, he had tasted the dishes sold in the Happy Inn, which was indeed amazing, but it was not as good as the imperial meal. Seeing Chen Mo's disdain for the imperial meal, he couldn't help feeling a little bit Doubt: "These dishes are not to Mr. Taste."

Of course, Chen Mo knew what the emperor was wondering about. After all, the small stove that Da Na opened for him alone could not be bought outside, but he did not intend to tell the truth, it would easily cause trouble. good.

Chen Mo pretended to be profound and said: "I have been living here for a long time, and I am a little uncomfortable with these secular fireworks. Please don't worry, Your Majesty."

The emperor is heartbroken, do you really think that my hidden guards are for nothing?I already knew that you are a foodie, and you are still not used to the secular fireworks, I am, but I can’t say what I think in my heart, after all, I still have to beg others, in front of outsiders, I still have to save face for others, etc. If I marry the imperial concubine, I must laugh at him. The emperor doesn't show it, and smiled slightly: "Mr. is really an expert."

Chen Mo was thinking about when he would find a reason to abduct the emperor out of the palace and go to the Happy Inn for a meal. With the emperor as a guarantor, the status of his own inn would be different.

The emperor was anxious, and seeing that Chen Mo didn't intend to move his chopsticks, he had no intention of eating any more, so he ordered the servants to withdraw, and the palace servants who were waiting for him came closer and asked: "There will be a general election next month, can you tell me the way, sir?" .”

Chen Mo casually pulled a cushion from the chair and threw it on the floor to sit cross-legged: "There is no one else, so stop pretending to be serious, come down and sit for a while, let's have a good chat."

The emperor was not angry either, he tore off his own cushion from the dragon chair and sat down next to Chen Mo: "Whoever pretends to be serious first will return the secular fireworks."

Chen Mo rolled his eyes: "Do you still want to marry the imperial concubine? Believe it or not, I will let you be a bachelor for another three years?"

The emperor was discouraged, and muttered in a low voice: "I am not a bachelor in the first place, and there are three concubines in the harem."

Chen Mo suddenly remembered that Lin Hanzhi told him that the seemingly young emperor's youngest son was already 27, and couldn't help complaining: "When you are old, you still learn how to play true love."

"Fart." The emperor was in a hurry and didn't care about court etiquette: "I have been in love with the imperial concubine since I was a child, and I waited for her for 26 years before I grow old, okay?"

Chen Mo counted with his fingers, good guy, according to his statement, there are three wives and three children, and he is in his twenties and has not lost his virginity, so sad.

Chen Mo's face was full of envy and hatred: "There are only three concubines in the draft every three years?"

"I want to keep my body like a jade for peace. The beautiful girls selected these years are only selected as court ladies and female officials, and have not been included in the harem." When the emperor talked about the imperial concubine, his whole body became radiant, which shows that he really met true love.

Chen Mo shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity that your three beautiful concubines are like flowers and jade."

"What a pity." The emperor said nonchalantly, "That was the marriage that my father ordered when I was still the crown prince. The three of them felt as if they had completed their mission after giving birth. They took turns pushing me out, every day Throwing the dice, whoever loses will serve the bed. The three of them are the happiest in the first draft after I ascended the throne. The busy schedule almost stripped me off and sent me to the beautiful girl's bed. After learning that I fell in love with He An Fireworks were set off for three days in a row to celebrate."

Chen Mo couldn't help admiring, these three empresses are really heroes among women, they should really show those concubines who are addicted to palace fighting, the emperor is all big pig's trotters stewed in expired soy sauce, what's there to snatch.

"Hurry up, hurry up, what should I do? If the imperial concubine chosen by the ancestors wants to be with Anzhen, she will go crazy, she will really go crazy."

Chen Mo said cheerfully: "No, I think it's very good. I heard that His Majesty has worked hard to practice these years, and his cultivation has made great progress. It's an unexpected harvest."

The emperor looked constipated: "It's agreed not to eat secular fireworks, why don't you be so like a village aunt."

"Hahahaha, stop playing, tell me the details of the selection first." Chen Mo immediately decided to make the emperor a friend, which was very much to his liking.

The emperor said so and so, Balabala talked for a long time, Chen Mo nodded seriously, and finally grasped an important point: "You mean, the sick are not allowed to enter the Taimiao, so as not to offend the ancestors?"

The emperor nodded: "Yes."

"Then it wouldn't be good to let the imperial concubine pretend to be sick."

"How can I do that? Pretending to be sick is also disrespectful to our ancestors." The emperor sighed: "I also thought that He An could escape the selection if he was sick, but his health is amazing. Bloodletting, eating spoiled things, etc., I have tried all kinds of ways to make people sick, but I don’t get sick.”

Chen Mo turned around in his mind and said: "That's not easy to do. I jumped off the roof to ensure that the fracture was broken. Just say that I slipped and it's fine."

"Hey, He'an is very good at kung fu. It's not so easy to hurt her, and you can't make big moves for fear of being discovered by others." The emperor looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, so annoying and worried.

Chen Mo despised the emperor, wanted to marry a true love but was afraid of wolves and tigers. He clapped his hands and stood up and said, "Take me to see the imperial concubine. I promise that even the imperial doctor who can make her sick can't be cured."

The emperor was shocked: "No, if He An's life is the price, then I would rather suffer from lovesickness alone."

"Ah bah." Chen Mo couldn't help it anymore: "Why are you still sore after a lot of age, let me tell you, I am a good doctor at Weilingdong Mansion on the Yunlai Mountain in the Yujing Kunlun Nine Clouds Wonderland in the depths of the Unknown Sea The 320th seventh-generation disciple of the immortal, the medical practitioner Shangshan Moran, can cure diseases that cannot be cured by your imperial concubine."

The emperor half-closed his eyes and repeated: "In the depths of the unknown sea, east to the Shenzhou Jade Mirror, Kunlun Nine, Nine, Nine, what the hell?"

Chen Mo's face was unpredictable: "The depths of the unknown sea are east to Shenzhou Yujing Kunlun Nine Clouds Wonderland Yunlai Mountain on Weilingdong Mansion Shangshan Yixian's 320th seventh-generation direct disciple Yixiu Shangshan Moran."

For the sake of such a long name, the emperor chose to trust Chen Mo and spread the word to serve the imperial concubine Xuan.

When the imperial concubine saluted, Chen Mo covered his chest, thinking silently: This is the emperor's true love, this is the emperor's true love.

The emperor poked Chen Mo: "Please, sir."

Chen Mo took out the thick and long silver needle that was tied to the third young master of the Li family, and was about to strike. The emperor's eyes widened and he grabbed the silver needle: "I just want the imperial concubine to get sick instead of die."

Chen Mo gave the emperor a white look: "I have no common sense, the silver needles of this genius doctor are used for acupuncture."

"Don't bully me for not being ignorant of medical skills. I've seen silver needles in Taiyuan Hospital, and the longest one is no more than six or seven inches. You are as good as the bamboo pole used by court ladies to pick clothes."

Chen Mo said proudly: "You don't understand this, can ordinary people in the Tai Hospital compare with the medical skills of this genius doctor? I am..."

The emperor interrupted Chen Mo: "In the depths of the unknown sea is the jade mirror of Shenzhou, Kunlun, Nine Clouds Wonderland, and Yunlai Mountain. The 320th seventh-generation disciple of the Shanyi Immortal in the Weiling Cave Mansion is the doctor, Shangshan Moran, right? That's enough, that's it. Stop blowing."

The imperial concubine smiled heartily: "For Your Majesty, I am willing to give it a try."

Chen Mo raised his eyebrows, hey, this imperial concubine is quite timid and fat, pointing to the soft bed beside the bed: "Imperial concubine, please go up and lie down."

The imperial concubine lay down on the soft couch as she said, Chen Mo raised the silver needle with a smirk and began to strike, the imperial concubine bit her lip and said nothing, the emperor closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look.

Chen Mo admired the imperial concubine very much. This woman was much tougher than the worthless young master Li San, so he tied the needle and said, "Okay, imperial concubine, please."

The imperial concubine stood up rubbing her back, stretched her legs and asked, "I don't feel any discomfort in my body, it's just that my joints are sore."

"Of course, the emperor summoned me alone, and the imperial concubine fell ill after coming here. Then everyone must know that your illness is strange. Chen Mo's treatment blocked a few of your acupoints, and it will slowly attack after three days. Day by day It is getting worse day by day, and it will take a few months to gradually get better."

The emperor nodded: "Mr. is indeed thoughtful, so that he won't attract attention, but He'an will inevitably suffer from illness."

Chen Mo gave the emperor a white look: "How can there be so many things in the world that are both perfect, and you have to pay something if you want to achieve your goal."

The imperial concubine was more thorough than the emperor, and Yingying bowed down: "It's just a little illness, and I'm at ease, so thank you sir first."

Chen Mo turned sideways and received a half-respect. This imperial concubine is more suitable for her usual cheerful appearance. Such delicate movements are really not suitable for her. It will scare the children. I can get some benefits from the emperor, but now the emperor only sees He Huang and the noble concubine, and the benefits can only be obtained next time, so don't delay, anyway, the emperor's daughter-in-law's illness has to be cured by himself , I am not afraid that he will not give it.

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Ps The imperial concubine is the mascot of the current dynasty, not a concubine, so she is called a minister but not a concubine.