In that inn full of hacks

Passing by a dense forest on the way to the capital, Chen Mo yelled that he was tired and asked to go down to rest. Seeing this, Lin Hanzhi landed on Feijian and found a clean place to rest. Chen Mo saw Lin Xizhi found a tree to sit against Lin Hanzhi sat next to Chen Mo naturally.

Lin Xizhi expressed contempt for the second brother's dog legs, but Lin Hanzhi was not affected at all, you can't be a dog leg if you want to, people without a wife have no right to speak.

Lin Xizhi felt a little itchy on his body, put his hand into his clothes and scratched it a few times and found something was wrong, jumped up and took off his clothes and shook them violently, dropping bugs all over the place, the golden beetle hidden in his hair poked its head out to see After looking at it, he retracted and continued to call. Lin Xizhi had to wave his clothes all the time to prevent the poisonous insects from biting him. Although he was not afraid of these insects with his cultivation, he couldn't hold back much and would occasionally be bitten.

When the golden shell on the golden beetle poked its head out, it reflected light slightly under the sunlight. Lin Hanzhi, who was about to step forward to help, saw the golden light on his brother's head sharply, and sat back calmly. Now that he knew this He was relieved that the poisonous bug was recruited by Chen Mo. Although Chen Mo often played tricks, he did things properly and would not hurt the third brother.

Seeing Lin Hanzhi sitting back, Chen Mo knew that he had found out that he was the one who made the mistake. He glanced at him triumphantly. Lin Hanzhi nodded his nose and said, "Naughty."

The poisonous insects that came here were not very poisonous, but they were very itchy after being bitten. Seeing that Lin Xizhi had been bitten a few times, Chen Mo ordered the golden beetle to come back. The golden beetle stopped summoning the poisonous insects, and quietly While Lin Xizhi was not paying attention, he flew onto Chen Mo, and quickly crawled into his hair to hide.

For the next half an hour, Lin Xizhi performed a full range of scratching techniques with various skills, scratching and scratching on his body, and scratched several places on his body. Chen Mo took out the spiritual fruit prepared in advance and handed it to him .

After Lin Xizhi ate the spiritual fruit, the itching on his body gradually subsided, and the scratched skin slowly healed, and he quickly thanked Chen Mo gratefully. Lin Hanzhi was speechless looking at this stupid brother who was punished and thanked him, he was ashamed Look, how can you be so stupid.

Chen Mo had a good time, and the group set off again. This time, they came to the capital without stopping. Lin Hanzhi flew all the way to the gate of Lin's house before landing. Chen Mo pretended to be calm and stood behind him. Lin Xizhi leaned into Chen Mo's ear and whispered : "My dear second sister-in-law, are you nervous? Do you want to be your younger brother and lead the charge for you?"

Chen Mo narrowed his eyes slightly, snorted, took out the Ice Flame Bead, Lin Xizhi rubbed his nose and looked up at the sky: "Hey, that bird that flew over just now looks pretty."

The door opened, and there was a burst of exaggerated laughter. Yes, that's right, it was the silver bell-like laughter. The two brothers of the Lin family quickly hid aside, and Chen Mo was hugged by a little loli when he was wondering.

Chen Mo looked at the little loli in front of him in surprise, his smiling eyes were curved and clear, his fair cheeks were slightly pink, his long black hair was braided into a woman's bun, and he looked innocent...etc. wait!A woman with a bun, this is not a little girl, and it may be a little girl and his mother.

Little Lolita was still laughing, and Chen Mo suddenly felt that the laughter was a bit familiar, and Lei Hanzhi looked at Lin Hanzhi tenderly, Lin Hanzhi nodded, and Chen Mo felt like crying, is this his mother-in-law?Oh no, it's the mother-in-law, such a lovely mother-in-law, who will call her mother in the future.

Mrs. Lin didn't feel uncomfortable, she looked up and down happily at Chen Mo, took his hand and asked: "Daughter-in-law, are you tired, are you hungry, mother has already prepared meals for you, let's Go in and get something to eat."

Chen Mo was startled by the phrase "daughter-in-law", and when he heard the phrase "mother", he was shocked again. He couldn't accept it at all. He looked younger than Ling Lingling, so he really couldn't scream.

Under Lin Hanzhi's repeated eye gestures, Lin Xizhi, who was happily watching a good show, reluctantly attracted Mrs. Lin's attention: "Mother, don't you miss me?"

Mrs. Lin, who was holding Chen Mo to ask for warmth, was stunned for a while, then suddenly hugged Lin Xizhi and began to cry: "My poor third son, you are finally back, let mother see you, mother misses you to death. "

Lin Xizhi was extremely cooperative. Being a head taller than Mrs. Lin, he abruptly acted like a little bird clinging to her, snuggling into Mrs. Lin's arms and talking about the sufferings he had suffered and the pain of leaving home since he was a child. Crying until the Patriarch of the Chen family was beheaded after going through all kinds of hardships, the crying was full of ups and downs and twists and turns.

The corners of Chen Mo's mouth twitched slightly. This Mrs. Lin was not an actress before she traveled here, and she was also the kind of actor who specializes in acting in dog-blood dramas. The speed of face-changing and the degree of tear gland development are beyond the reach of ordinary people. It is very special. representative.

This Lin Xizhi is also inherited from his mother, and he looks like a mother. The mother and son cooperate seamlessly, comparable to a pair of popular screen CPs all over the world.

Patriarch Lin slowly swayed out, seeing his wife being hugged by a young man, he was very angry, raised his hand and slashed at him with a gun, Lin Xizhi reacted very quickly, and took advantage of the situation to defuse the lightning ball that was slashing at him.

"Father, you are so cruel." The tears that Lin Xizhi had just suppressed began to flow again. Seeing this situation, Chen Mo just wanted to give Lin Xizhi a suggestion, go to work in areas with scarce water resources, and be self-sufficient and still cry Order water and sell it for money. Although the tears are bitter and undrinkable, it is OK to filter and wash clothes and vegetables.

Patriarch Lin looked Lin Xizhi up and down, his voice trembling: "Are you the third child?"

"It's me." Lin Xizhi choked up his sobs when he recalled the admiration he had for his father when he was young.

Patriarch Lin conveniently broke a branch from the nearby jujube tree and took it to Lin Xizhi: "You little bastard, when you smashed the purple smoke pot that I carefully collected, if you were not lucky enough to be captured by someone else, you would have been caught by others long ago." The old man is disabled."

Lin Xizhi dodged back and forth behind his mother: "Father, I am your own son, if you kill me, I will die!"

Patriarch Lin paused for a moment and continued to call: "Son? I have several, and my wife and daughter-in-law can continue to have children."

Chen Mo was shocked, what's the matter, being a son in the Lin family is so worthless?Then you have to think carefully about whether to marry in, it's too bad.

Mrs. Lin, who had been trying her best to protect her son, was angry: "Give birth to your mother, if you dare to let my mother give birth again, my mother will castrate you."

Chen Mo felt very cordial when he heard this incisive roar from modern times, and he looked at Mrs. Lin with a little more enthusiasm. This is so cordial. He even recalled the beautiful curly hair of the charter woman.

Sensing what Chen Mo was thinking, in order to prevent the daughter-in-law who had just entered the door from turning around and running away, Lin Hanzhi stood in front of Lin Xizhi and said, "Father, your purple smoke bottle was broken by your mother."

"What!" Patriarch Lin turned to look at his wife.

Mrs. Lin pinched her waist: "What's the matter? I broke it."

Patriarch Lin shrank his neck in a useless way: "If you break it, you can break it. It's not an important thing in the first place."

Lin Xizhi wanted to cry but had no tears: "Father, for a thing that is not so important, you will beat your own son to death."

Mr. Lin, who came out to watch the fun, just heard it, raised his hand and hit his son, saying: "Little bastard, which son do you want to kill, I can tell you, one son will be killed and the other will be killed!"

Patriarch Lin was discouraged, dropped the branch and patted Lin Xizhi on the shoulder: "You are lucky."

Chen Mo secretly asked Lin Hanzhi in his heart: "Isn't your third brother your own?"

Lin Hanzhi also replied to him in his heart: "It's our own, don't worry, my father actually loves us very much, and he wouldn't beat us to death. It's a tradition in the Lin family to beat our son, and I was beaten a lot when I was young. "

Chen Mo was startled. What kind of tradition is this? Could it be that he would be beaten after entering the door of their Lin family?Then my fragile body was broken by the old man of the Lin family, why not continue to be single, the tradition of the Lin family is too special for ordinary people to bear.

Mr. Lin went around to Chen Mo and said: "This is my second grandson's wife, she is not bad, she is really a good-looking talent, and the third son has vision."

Chen Mo laughed a few times. He was embarrassed to refute his elders because of the concepts he had cultivated since he was a child, but he really wanted to tell Mr. Lin that your family's traditions are too horrible, so I won't marry.

Lin Hanzhi sensed that Chen Mo wanted to hold his hand to comfort him slowly, but he finally abducted him home. There was no way out, but Chen Mo pulled his hand hard a few times and failed to pull it out. He was so wronged. You Lin family still What about those who plan to rob civilian men by force? If they don't want to marry, they are not allowed to leave.

Chen Mo was reluctantly brought into the main hall by Lin Hanzhi, and Lin Xizhi approached Chen Mo and said, "Second sister-in-law, do you regret it? .”

Lin Hanzhi withdrew his younger brother's hand and led Chen Mo to the other side. The younger brother saw that the second sister-in-law was about to quit, so it was fine if she didn't help her brother, and even tricked her sister-in-law into regretting her marriage. His father should have slapped him a few more times just now. .

Lin Xizhi rubbed his head angrily, are you kidding me soon, can I make such a heavy hand up and down?He shook his head left and right, there seemed to be some movement inside, maybe it was broken.

Lin Hanzhi began to introduce his family members to Chen Mo one by one, grandfather and grandmother, father and mother, uncles and aunts, aunts and uncles, and then his brothers and sisters, cousins, and cousins. Sisters, there are still some collateral relatives who live in the Lin family, and it has been an hour since they were introduced in circles. Chen Mo was dizzy and didn't remember any of them.

After the introduction was finally finished, Lin Hanzhi said to Chen Mo: "I'll take you to the White House in a few days to meet my mother's relatives."

Chen Mo's eyes turned dark, and once again he was determined to be single to the end, so many people can't remember it at all, he asked Lin Hanzhi weakly in his heart: "Is it too late for me to regret it now?"

Lin Hanzhi quickly responded with only two words: "No."

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Chen Mo: "The Lin family is so scary, they won't get married anymore, huh huh."