In that inn full of hacks

Ever since Xiaokang knew that his baby Eggy might transform into form, he has been showing his balls to himself every day. Little Eggy has a proud face all the time, so he must not show it. No matter what, he has to grow up a bit, even though the beast appeared Eggshells enter adolescence, and after being transformed into adolescence, they can enter adolescence, but their premature emergence is within the scope of premature birth, so their physical development has not reached the standard. what to do.

While feeding Dandan Huo Lingguo, Xiaokang continued to beg to see Daye: "Dandan, daughter-in-law, why don't you just show me, just take a look?"

When Da Da passed by for the third time, he really couldn't stand it anymore. He looked at Xiao Kang sincerely and said, "Guan Shi Kang, have you ever thought about how old the ball is? He was only two months old and seven days old from the eggshell!"

Xiaokang asked confusedly: "Well, does the beast have an age problem? My father-in-law is just two and a half years old, but he looks like an adult. He even gave birth to a child, and my mother-in-law is less than half a year old. No, the child can marry.”

It's terrible to be uneducated. A rooster is basically an adult when it's two years old, and whoever's hen lays eggs when it's less than half a year old. Even the age of the mother-in-law is wrong and you want to marry someone else's doll?

Facts have proved that such things as face slaps usually happen very quickly. The mother-in-law of Xiaokang really lays eggs when she is less than half a year old. I don’t know if the general assembly will doubt my IQ when the facts challenge common sense.

However, Xiaokang is still very concerned about Dandan. He struggled for a while and carefully held Dandan to ask Lin Hanzhi for advice. If Dandan was really a baby, he would cry. What he wanted It's a wife, a wife who is fragrant and soft and can be hugged and played with and kissed, not a baby who still needs to be fed and changed.

Eggy sensed Xiaokang's thoughts and lay down in his arms, secretly wronged, she really disliked herself for being small, and really wanted to go back to her mother's house, what should she do.

As soon as Xiaokang walked to the second floor, he saw a burst of laughter like silver bells, oh, not like silver bells, it was a laughter like silver bells at all, Xiaokang couldn't help admiring, the boss is indeed the future mother of the Lin family, Even the laughter has been learned from my mother-in-law [-]%, no one will dare to come to the door with this movement, and the goosebumps are enough to build a house.

Xiaokang hesitated for a moment, and tried to knock on the door: "Boss, I'm Kang Yu, can I go in?"

"Cough cough, please come in."

The situation in the room was indescribably weird. Lin Hanzhi was lying on the wall with big characters, saying he was in a mess, but compared with the usual handsome and handsome young man, the one on the wall was a counterfeit no matter what. Good thing, Chen Mo leaned against the bed in an innocent manner, saying that this matter had nothing to do with him. Xiaokang wanted to complain, but thought that the boss is now the owner of his father-in-law, so he swallowed hard. His wife is the biggest, and everything else is just a cloud.

Xiaokang touched Eggy in his arms and asked, "Boss, can you ask my father-in-law what size is Eggy now?"

"What?" Chen Mo rubbed his chin and asked with a smirk, "Could it be that Eggy is really a milk doll? Quickly change into one and let me see, I like holding milk dolls."

A small fireball hung danglingly above Chen Mo's head, the meaning was very clear: I will give you another chance to say it again.

Chen Mo secretly looked up at the little fireball, then at Lin Hanzhi who was lying on the wall trying to buckle himself, and decided to shift the flames: "You should ask Mr. Lin, your father-in-law was brought back by him, he should know More than me, but you have to detain him first.

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Xiaokang patted Eggy's head, Eggy understood, a few enlarged fireballs pulled the ribbons and ran towards the wall with the sound effect "biubiu", Chen Mo looked at the instantly burned wall and covered his fragile body Little heart, how can you be so cruel, how can you be so prodigal, the wall that the young master just built, is all white money.

"Kang." Chen Mo patted Xiaokang's shoulder and said earnestly: "It's not easy to earn some money these days, can we be a little more frugal, if your balls burn down, I won't have a place to live, boss. "

Xiaokang hugged his daughter-in-law tightly in his arms, he always felt that the way the boss looked at Eggy looked like he was looking at roast chicken.

Lin Hanzhi used a cleansing technique for himself, and his body became clean again. It was Mr. Pianpianjia again. He sat at the tea table and poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip slowly before speaking: " According to Tai Shizu, the sparrow will first grow and develop in the egg for hundreds or even thousands of years. After hatching, it will usually enter the juvenile stage directly. After that, it depends on luck. If you can meet the opportunity and succeed in advancing, you will basically succeed. The changeling enters youth."

"Then why is my father-in-law capable of producing offspring from eggshells?"

"Oh, your father-in-law may not be within the normal range, so he developed a little earlier."

Xiaokang was excited when he heard this, and he asked excitedly: "Then according to this, Eggy may be an adult now, right?"

"No, no." Chen Mo interjected, shaking his head: "Don't forget that Eggy's shell broke just a few days after birth. According to common sense, he is a premature baby. Even if he is a genius, it can't hide that he was born. It broke its shell in a few days, and how could it grow up without going through the developmental period at all, that is to say, if you want to marry a wife, you have to play a nurturing game for thousands of years."

Eggy covered her head with her wings and was annoyed, don't you know that your broken breeding garden has its own ripening function?The young master did not meet the standard, but he did not reach the point where he needs to be cultivated for thousands of years.

"Oh, then I'm going out." Xiaokang replied depressedly and left with his balls in his arms. If you want a wife, you have to cultivate it first. It's so heartbreaking. It doesn't take thousands of years, it doesn't matter whether you can live for decades It's a problem, is it possible to be in love with a ghost?Ah, no, it's ghost beast love.

Lin Hanzhi watched the husband and wife walk away together and asked Chen Mo: "Can you lie to Guan Kang like this?"

Chen Mo wobbled back on the bed and said, "Where did I lie to him?"

"I still said no." Lin Hanzhi took the opportunity to sit on the bed and replied: "Not only me, but your buddy should also have noticed that the small garden in the backyard is quite problematic, don't tell me you don't know."

"Oh." Chen Mo looked at Lin Hanzhi proudly and said, "I really don't know, but if you talk about it, there is something wrong."

Lin Hanzhi secretly touched Chen Mo's little hand and said, "I don't know that the Wang brothers came late, but I saw it. Dandan's mother grew into a one-year-old other hen in just three days, and she just gave birth at full term." Egg, tell me it's normal?"

"Normal." Chen Mo acted like I had no common sense but was reasonable.

Lin Hanzhi looked at Chen Mo helplessly. This little bastard is really good at pretending to be stupid, but his soft hands are really easy to touch.

Lin Hanzhi secretly put his hands on Chen Mo's waist and continued: "Well, even if you don't have common sense, you still know that Eggy is absolutely impossible to be in infancy, why didn't you tell Guanshi Kang, he is very loyal to you , do you have the heart to see him so lost?"

"Why don't you think about it, I can't bear it anymore, naturally I can't bear it, doesn't Xiaokang just want to see the ball transform? If the ball is distressed, let him see it." Chen Mo sighed at his own cleverness Cai Zhi then said: "Hey, why am I so smart, why am I so willing to help others, you should give me a pennant for beating me up."

Lin Hanzhi asked, "What is a pennant?"

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Feeling despised by his intelligence, Lin Hanzhi touched his nose and changed the subject: "Now, in your opinion, what stage has Eggy entered?"

"I don't know which stage Eggy has entered. I just know that you should go to the wall for a meeting. Let me go." Chen Mo turned on the anti-wolf function of the ring, and the small tofu was addicted to eating. Is it so easy to take advantage of the cheapness of the master?

When Lin Hanzhi leaned against the wall again, he complained about his great-grandfather's great-grandfather in his heart again. If he hadn't been so impatient, his great-grandfather's great-grandmother wouldn't have developed such a function of defrauding future generations.

Chen Mo leaned on the head of the bed to observe Lin Hanzhi's process of buckling himself down in a 360-degree all-round way without dead ends. I have to say that a handsome guy is a handsome guy, and he is also handsome when lying on the wall. Apart from always like to eat tofu and play hooligans, he is quite good at other places Yes, taking it out also has face, but it’s not very good at chasing after wives. With this way of chasing, I guess I’ll be single for a long time. It’s so sad. As a grown man, Chen Mo still has some needs, but he just I like to see Lin Hanzhi suffocating to death but unable to force himself.