In that inn full of hacks

After Lin Hanzhi left, Chen Mo continued to study the great power generation business. The backyard has developed into a forbidden area. Even the diners sitting in the lobby saw small sparks from the food from time to time. In order to avoid hurting innocent people, Xiaokang decided to close the business for a while. Dana acted quickly, and on the same day, a sign was hung outside the door saying that Dongjia Youxi was closed for one month.

The old diners have long been used to it, and the diners who came from other places can only turn around with regret, and listen to a wave of gossip from the owner of the Happy Inn.

This closure directly led to the addition of three concubines and eight sons to the legendary Boss Chen, who was particularly pursued.

The lightning running around in the inn has become the norm. Others are okay, but Chi Lu is really miserable. The reason is that he is a wood spirit root, and his physique is very lightning-prone. They followed him, but he didn't intend to hide, and just took advantage of the thunder and lightning to clean up his unclear mind.

One night, the entire Changfeng City was illuminated brightly by lightning, and countless thick and red lightning crazily poured into the Happiness Inn.

Lin Hanzhi, who was far away in Mocheng, felt something.Putting aside what he was doing, he frantically rushed back to Changfeng City. As soon as he walked out of the friend portal, he was shocked by the scene in front of him.

The plantation and breeding garden were torn apart by lightning, and those who stayed in the inn under the protection of the sparrow were not harmed too much.

Lin Hanzhi hurriedly grabbed Xiaokang and asked, "Where did Moran go? Where is the other person? Tell me!"

Xiaokang was stunned for a long time before he recovered and pointed to a pile of ruins, speechless.

Lin Hanzhi felt cold all over, she threw herself to the waste area and dug desperately, and the others finally came to their senses and helped Lin Hanzhi dig together.

Lin Hanzhi insisted that Chen Mo would be fine, because the two of them had a heart-to-heart telling him.Chen Mo is still alive, not dead yet.

After the ruins were pulled out, the things underneath made everyone silent, but the big sparrow jumped forward and stretched out a foot to step on the lump of mush on the ground and asked, "Hey, is it cooked? Are you still alive? The living and the dead come first." Squeak hey."

A lump of black charcoal on the ground weakly responded to the big sparrow, "Squeak..."

Hearing the response, everyone was finally relieved, and collapsed powerlessly to the ground. Just now it was shocking and frightening to death.

Lin Hanzhi carefully picked him up and asked, "How do you feel? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Chen Mo stretched his muscles and bones, turned his head slightly and said, "Fortunately, I think it's okay, it should be fine."

Lin Hanzhi finally calmed down and said, "You scared me to death, why did you suddenly cross the catastrophe? Didn't you say there is still a while?"

Chen Mo asked suspiciously. : "Have I crossed the tribulation? I don't know. It was fine just now. I thought it was because I succeeded in generating electricity."

Lin Han actually said with a dark face: "You are too nonsense, don't you know how dangerous it is? No matter how high your cultivation base is, there are still heavens suppressing you above, how can you be so willful."

Seeing that Lin Hanzhi was really angry, Chen Mo didn't dare to let his temper mess around anymore, but said weakly: "I didn't do it on purpose, it was the master of the system who said that it would take a while before I crossed the catastrophe. How do you know it's here today?"

Lin Hanzhi said: "There is no absolute in everything, even if he is a god, he doesn't know everything, and your posture doesn't look like a tribulation, and it doesn't look like the scene described by the master."

Chen Mo asked hesitantly. : "It doesn't look like it? I don't know if it is? I don't feel it at all. What does it feel like to cross the catastrophe?"

A thunderbolt struck from the sky, and a deep and deep voice sounded: "Are you fucking stupid, didn't you realize that you became a fairy?"

Chen Mozheng was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who are you? Come out and speak."

Ling Lingling said embarrassedly: "Moran, this is my father."

"Your father?" Chen Mo felt a little messy, why did such a wretched person have such a nice voice?He looked back at the big sparrow again, and sighed again, why these wretched people have such nice voices.

Ling Lingshan heard the voice of the master of the system, raised his head and roared: "Father, you lied to me. You clearly said that brother Moran would not pass the tribulation so soon. Why did the thunder tribulation arrive today?"

The master of the system said: "Old man, have you ever heard of Mo pretending to be a lightning strike? Chen Mo, the grandson of the turtle, studied power generation in ancient times, and also used thunderstorms to study power generation. Can people not strike him?"

Chen Mo curled his lips and said: "According to you, it's all my fault. You said that those thunder and lightning people had nothing to do, which caused a lot of thunder and lightning around me, and made me even want to make out with my man. Then what would I do if I don’t generate electricity, sit in the yard and act as a light bulb? You gods don’t understand the suffering of ordinary people like us.”

The system master was at a loss for words, thinking what's going on, he beat it upside down, it's none of my business, he picked up the pig's trotter that he had just gnawed, and smashed it down.

Chen Mo waved his hand instinctively, a flash of light flashed, and the pig's trotters in mid-air disappeared instantly.

Chen Mo pointed his middle finger to the sky and said. : "Your grandma, besides throwing pig's trotters, do you still order other things? It's about throwing some magic tools, panacea, etc. for the young master. Every day, you will make your pig's trotters and let others make soup Drink, whether you are sick or not, can you be responsible for infectious diseases? What age is it, pay attention to hygiene, understand!"

"Damn it, Chen, you have the ability to go to heaven for me, I can't beat you to death." The master of the system became irritable, and the pig's trotters that had been chewed were thrown down with a crackling sound.

Chen Mo was also in a hurry, waved his hand casually, and all the pig's hooves that fell were thrown back into the sky, he yelled back without showing any weakness: "You bastard, if you have the ability, get out of here for me, who is afraid of anyone? I just want to beat you up, come here, come down and have a good fight, if you don’t beat you into a panda eye, all your ticket money will be reimbursed.”

The master of the system hates showing off his wealth the most, so he directly reprimanded him on the spot:

"Hey, if you say reimbursement, you will be reimbursed. Is it very expensive to go down once? You can afford reimbursement, you are so poor."

Chen Mo has been squeezed by her stepmother for so many years, wishing she could break a dollar into two and spend it in half. After finally getting some money, she was so sarcastic that she jumped up and down: "I'm really telling you, the young master is not bad now. Money, don’t talk about buying you a toll to the ground, it’s okay to buy a murderer to beat you a hundred times, the young master can afford it.”

Lin Hanzhi had a headache listening to these two people scolding each other, but these two people are still gods, will anyone believe this?The gods in the hearts of ordinary people should be like the big sparrow, no, the big sparrow doesn't have any serious words when it opens its mouth.

Lin Hanzhi thought about it carefully, and the real image should be like his master uncle, who speaks and behaves with restraint, is cold and noble, and has a certain elegance in his gestures and gestures.

Chen Mo felt something in his heart, stared at Lin Hanzhi and said, "What's the matter? You don't like me anymore, just tell me if you don't like me, I'll divorce you now, believe it or not."

"Believe me, believe me." Lin Hanzhi quickly kicked the thoughts in his mind out of the blue sky. The uncle and everything are just floating clouds, and the daughter-in-law is king. Who cares about so many rules these days.

Chen Mo raised his head and said triumphantly, "This is more or less the same."

Lin Hanzhi worked hard to flatter: "Whoever said that gods must follow the common people's ideas, my family is silently different."

The deep and deep voice in the sky sounded again: "Yes, different, different neuropathy."

Instead, Chen Mo calmed down, and said quietly: "I can't compare to you. I have never been kicked out of the house by my daughter-in-law, nor have I been punished by my daughter-in-law to kneel on the washboard. A great god is a great god. I can't compare to you." .”

Inexplicably, Lin Hanzhi felt as if he had been hit in the knee a little bit, and it seemed that he was the one who was kicked out of the house by kneeling on the washboard, but at this time, he had to unite with his wife and be consistent with the outside world. As for other things, he was not in a hurry to talk about it when he got back to bed. "

The system master was at a loss for words and stopped speaking. Today, he was kicked out of the door by his wife and vented his anger on Chen Mo. Who would have thought that he would get angry again, and his heart was even more frustrating.

After all, Ling Lingshan was young, and he silently gave his father another knife. He looked up at the sky and asked: "Daddy, mother won't let you go to bed again."

Ling Lingling quickly pulled her younger brother over, looked around apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, my younger brother is still young and ignorant, forgive me, forgive me."

Ling Lingshan asked puzzledly: "Sister, I am not young anymore, I am sensible."

"Kids, what do you know?" Ling Lingling pressed her restless younger brother and said, "Can you talk about what happened in the parents' bed? You can just say that the father was punished to kneel at the door of the bedroom. Why are you still talking about him being kicked out of bed?"

The system that had just been comforted by the eldest daughter's sensibility, the master spit out a mouthful of old blood, and couldn't help asking repeatedly, what did he do wrong?

Tiandao enlightened him in the mind of the master of the system: "You haven't done anything wrong. If you have nothing to do, eat less pig's trotters. You have gained a lot of weight. It's really embarrassing to the gods."

The master of the system jumped up and ran back to the room to look in the mirror. He took off his shirt and began to look at his muscles in various concave positions. very good."

The daughter-in-law of the master of the system leaned against the door frame and said leisurely: "Are you ashamed to say it or admit it? Don't you know how much fat you have gained? I had eight-pack abs when I first married you, and I had six packs when I was the eldest. Hurry up, there was still four yuan left when the second child was born, and now you have a lot of one yuan after the third child is born. It’s not you who gave birth to me. s face."

The master of the system didn't have the nerve to refute it. It seemed to be true. My daughter-in-law was a flower in the fairy world back then. I spent a lot of effort chasing her, doing various exercises and showing off her figure. Slack, he secretly made up his mind, decided to work hard to regain the look of the year, with both figure and demeanor.

Chen Mo waited for a long time but didn't hear the system guru's reply. He asked Lin Hanzhi out of boredom, "Am I going to become a god?"

Lin Hanzhi nodded and replied: "Probably, didn't Ling Lingling's father say that you have become a fairy?"

"Oh, is our inn still upgraded?"

"Ah." Lin Hanzhi said, "I forgot about Murong and the others. Now is the most critical moment. I have to go back immediately."

"I'll go with you. Anyway, I'm already an immortal now, so I don't have to be afraid of Assassination Pavilion and them anymore. I don't believe that the mascot named Su can still face an immortal."

"Alright, let's go."