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"What, what?" Yun Sheng stared at His Highness in a daze.

"You slept with me." His Highness said affirmatively.

Yun Sheng quickly defended: "I didn't."

"We're all sleeping on the same bed, haven't we?"

Yun Sheng pointed at Luka in a panic and said, "There was Luka on the bed at the time!"

His Highness looked at Luka.

Luka wagged his tail to show that Yunsheng was right.

His Highness turned to look at Yun Sheng.

Yun Sheng hurriedly explained: "You're drunk, Wei Yi and I didn't know where you lived, so we sent you here. I didn't touch you all night."

His Highness blurted out: "Why don't you touch me?"

Why not?

What does this mean?

Yun Sheng was tongue-tied.

As if dissatisfied with something, His Highness turned around and sat on the chair next to him. After a while, he asked, "Where is the bathroom?"

Yun Sheng stretched out his finger.

His Highness walked towards the bathroom.

Yun Sheng said, "You haven't changed your clothes, have you?"

His Highness said indifferently: "It will be there in a while."

Yun Sheng didn't understand what His Royal Highness meant. He looked at the water under his feet, and walked up to find the landlord's sister. The landlord's sister really forgot about this, and apologized to Yun Sheng repeatedly, and went to dredge the water channel in person. The water in the basement Then it flowed out.

When Yun Sheng walked into the basement, the great majesty was brand new and handsome.

A strange man stood beside him.

Yun Sheng looked at the strange man in surprise.

The strange man came over, stretched out his hand politely and said, "Hello, Boss Yun, I am the housekeeper of the Center's family. Nice to meet you."

"Hello." Yun Sheng shook hands with the housekeeper.

The housekeeper smiled and said, "I'm here to deliver clothes."

Yun Sheng also smiled.

The housekeeper said: "The task has been completed, then I will go first."

"Leave now?" Yun Sheng felt that the housekeeper was too quick.

The butler turned around and asked, "Boss Yun, do you have anything else to do?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"Then goodbye." The butler picked up Luka, who was covered in water, and left with a smile.

Yun Sheng looked at His Highness and said, "Where is Luka going?"

"Go back and take a shower." His Highness said.

"Then can you go to work now?"

"Yes." His Highness said.

"Let's go."

His Highness did not move.

Yun Sheng looked back at His Highness, "What's wrong?"

His Highness asked: "Are you still planning to sleep here at night?"

Yun Sheng asked: "Otherwise?"

"There's water everywhere here, it's extremely damp, you—" His Royal Highness looked Yun Sheng's slender body up and down, and said, "Can you bear it?"

Yun Sheng took a look and felt that the basement was getting damper. Although there were still about ten days' rent left, if he got sick, he would spend more money.

His Highness said: "Move to the hotel for a few days."

Yun Sheng blurted out: "The hotel is too expensive."

His Highness was speechless for a while, and said, "I'll pay you!"

"No, I can move to [-]."

His Highness said dissatisfiedly: "Yes."

Yun Sheng said, "Then let's go."

His Royal Highness walked out of the basement with Yun Sheng, came to the Yunxing Restaurant, rode a tricycle back to the basement, and moved the quilt, clothes and daily necessities to the [-] house.

He tidied up the bedroom, and turned around to see Xiaoyun regularly frying beef sauce in the kitchen. He turned and walked into the bedroom, took out a pen and paper, and thought about it for a while. The beef sauce is different from other stir-fried dishes. His production method is fixed and the taste is standard. , is the easiest to semi-normalize.

The mechs here are so developed that it is definitely possible to customize an assembly line for making beef sauce, so he drew it from meat cutting, vegetable cutting, stir-frying, adding ingredients, temperature control, all the way to bottling.

I went back to the machine manufacturer to inquire about the optimization method. After all this was done, Xiaoyun also made the beef sauce. 260 bottles, he put them on a tricycle, took them to Yunxing Restaurant, and handed them over to Xingmao The manager of the big hotel sold several bottles of Xenya and the others, and the turnover soared by more than 6 star coins.

He couldn't be happier.

In the evening, when he went to the Huaxia Mall with His Royal Highness, he first bought beef, and when he arrived at the poultry section, he saw chicken and duck accessories.

He looked at His Majesty in surprise.

"Isn't the next door sold out?" His Highness asked.

"It seems so." Yun Sheng nodded.

His Highness immediately frowned.

Yunsheng began to install the chicken and duck accessories.

His Highness said, "They may have thought of other harming moves."

Yun Sheng nodded: "It should be."

His Highness did not speak.

"Buy the ingredients first."

His Highness skillfully reached out to carry the ingredients.

Yunsheng bought a lot of ingredients, and returned to the Yunxing Restaurant, he took out the cod, shrimp, lotus root slices, potatoes, sausages, chicken feet, celery, etc. he had just bought, cleaned them, heated up the oil in a pan, sautéed the onions, garlic and peppers, poured Add pepper bean paste, burn out spicy red oil, add chicken feet, shrimp, cod, sausage, lotus root slices, etc. in turn, drain the juice in the pot, and a spicy and delicious spicy pot is ready, and the sound of the cloud is loud His Highness sat together.

"It's really fragrant." Yun Sheng said.

His Highness nodded and tasted a shrimp: "Delicious."

"Of course it's delicious." Yun Sheng said, "This is all made of bean paste."

"Doubanjiang has so many uses."

"Of course, it is the soul of lo-mei, hot pot, spicy hot pot, etc."

"Is it the bean paste in the glass jar in the store?"

"There's no more bean paste in the store. I'm at home. When I come over tomorrow, I have to bring a jar." Yun Sheng said.

His Highness nodded.

These words reached the ears of the two men at the door, and the two men quietly went to Weiss Restaurant. After conveying these words to Durden, they quietly left Weiss Restaurant and walked straight to No. [-] Ancient Earth Road. Walking to the basement, watching the crowd gradually decrease, they quietly opened the door of No. [-] basement, walked in secretly, and found that there was nothing inside except worn-out furniture.

"There is no bean paste." The fat man whispered.

"There are no pickles." The thin man continued.

The fat man asked, "Isn't this Yun Sheng's home?"

The thin man said with certainty: "The general manager said that Yun Sheng lives here."

The fat man thought for a while and asked, "Will he move?"

The thin man nodded: "It's possible."

"What should I do?"

"Follow the voice of the cloud."

"Walk."

They left the basement quietly again, and once again came to the vicinity of the Yunxing Small Hotel. After watching Yunsheng and His Royal Highness separate, they followed Yunsheng all the way, watching Yunsheng walk into a community, and went up to the second floor. They glanced at each other.

"Sure enough, we moved." The fat man said.

The thin man nodded.

"What now?" the fat man asked.

The thin man saw that the lights in the [-] house were on, and whispered, "Wait, everything will be easy when he falls asleep."

The fat man nodded.

The two men were cats in the community, and they didn't know how long they had been cats, and finally saw that the lights in the [-] house were off.

The skinny man said, "Wait a little longer, wait until Yunsheng is fast asleep before going."

The fat man grinned and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter whether Yun Sheng sleeps or not."

"Why doesn't it matter?"

"Yunsheng is so thin and small, we don't need to be afraid."

"Do you want to beat him?"

"He looks so good, how can I be willing to hit him, I just put my arms around him and tell him to shut up."

"Then the purpose of our coming here is not exposed?"

"That's right, let's wait."

They are waiting downstairs.

Yun Sheng was lying upstairs. It was the first time he slept in the [-] house. This master bedroom was much more comfortable than the basement. The bed didn't creak, the ventilation was good, and he could see the starlight outside the window. He didn't recognize the bed. fault.

Soon he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

His sleep has always been very good, and many times he can't even hear thunder, and he doesn't hear the slight footsteps outside the room at all.

But Xiaoyun in the living room suddenly flashed a blue light.

Immediately after the blue light disappeared, it was conveyed to His Highness's optical brain.

His Highness was sitting on the bed reading a book, turned his eyes, quickly took off the gold-rimmed eyes, put on a coat, and summoned the starship, the small starship was floating outside the balcony, he stepped on the starship with a long leg, Go straight to the twenty-two house.

The door of the [-] house was slowly opened.

The two men walked into the house happily and carefully searched from house to house, not knowing that they had entered an illusory space, thinking that they had found a glass jar.

Sure enough, they saw the glass jar in the second bedroom, and they were overjoyed, thinking that Yun Sheng could handle it easily.

Smiling, he took out the medicine he had prepared, and the thin man opened the glass jar, and when he was about to pour it in, a flower snake suddenly jumped out of the glass jar, with its mouth wide open, and the scarlet snake hooked towards it.

The skinny man screamed in terror.

Turning around, he saw a crocodile lying beside the fat man.

The two men screamed together and ran out of the second bedroom. A big bat flapped its wings, and the two men turned around and ran away in fright.

Surrounded by all kinds of poisonous snakes and ferocious beasts, he ran out of the [-],

He knocked on [-]'s door in fright, and bumped into [-] again.

Then he rolled down the stairs and finally triggered the alarm on the floor.

Screeching whistles from all floors.

Yun Sheng also woke up at this time. He turned on the light in the living room and heard the commotion outside. He glanced at Xiao Yun standing at the door and asked, "Xiao Yun, what are you doing here?"

Xiaoyun replied cutely: "Guard the house and protect the safety of the owner."

"What happened outside?"

"There are thieves."

"Where is the thief?"

"Outside."

Yunsheng hurriedly opened the door, and saw that the residents of [-], [-] and [-] all opened the door, and discussed about the burglary, and then they all went downstairs to check the situation. Yunsheng heard that the police car seemed to be He also came, and he quickly followed downstairs, and then saw the police escorting the two men towards the police car.

The two men were fat and thin, and they didn't know what they had experienced. They were trembling all over, talking about snakes and crocodiles, and peed on their pants under the light of the street lamp.

what happened?

He listened carefully to the discussions of the onlookers:

"What are these two people doing?"

"Thief!"

"They destroyed the main surveillance camera, and while everyone was asleep, they went up the stairs to the second floor and prepared to sweep the floor one by one."

"The monitor said that they had just started sweeping the building. The thin man seemed to be in a trance. He frightened the fat man, and frantically knocked on the doors of the four residents on the second floor."

"Are they mentally ill?"

"Maybe one of them has."

"It doesn't matter whether they are mentally ill or not, they want to do bad things anyway."

"That's right, they all carry knives."

Knife?

Yun Sheng was in a deep sleep, and he didn't even hear the knock on the door. Thinking of this, he felt a little scared in his heart. When he raised his eyes, he saw a tall man running towards him.

Heather!

His Highness quickly ran to Yun Sheng's side, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Yun Sheng asked puzzledly, "Why are you here?"

"I—" His Majesty got stuck.

Seeing that His Royal Highness was fully dressed, Yun Sheng said, "Did you come here because you saw a police car as you passed by?"

"Ah, yes." His Highness said quickly.

"Our side just broke into a thief with a knife, scared to death."

"Are you scared?" His Highness asked quietly watching Yun Sheng.

Yun Sheng nodded: "Of course I'm afraid, everyone is very scared."

"Then I'll go upstairs to accompany you." His Highness said as he walked towards the second floor.

Yun Sheng was stunned for a moment, and hurried to catch up and said, "Hey, Heisa doesn't need it, I—"

His Highness has arrived at the gate of [-].

Yun Sheng was also embarrassed to drive away the guests, so he invited His Highness in. His Highness glanced at Xiao Yun at the door, and Xiao Yun turned on the blue light.

Yun Sheng turned to pour water.

His Majesty looked around to make sure there was nothing missing, reached out and patted Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun turned on the blue light twice, then sat down at the dinner table, looked at the sound of Yun, and asked, "Do you know who those two thieves are? ?”

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