Idol behaviors do not increase fans

"Xiaoxiu, hey, can I call you shyxiu? That's what I heard your mother call you last time. It's fun, shyxiu." Jiang Yang rubbed Han Xiu's neck in a daze and asked with a smile.

"I said no, did you stop barking?" Han Xiu asked back.

After you have been called, you still ask if you can, and if you say no, you stop calling?Really!

"That's true, hey, shy." Jiang Yang hugged Han Xiu tightly and dawdled affectionately again.

"Fuck, are you a dog? Stop licking." Han Xiu felt his neck being licked to pieces.

"I'm a little wolf, and I have sharp teeth, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"" that kid imitated wolf howl and bit Han Xiu's neck again.

"You are a human, not a wolf." Han Xiu let out a pain and then corrected Jiang Yang's thoughts.

When the child's perception of the world is wrong, parents must correct it in time!Um!

"Then I'm a werewolf, am I ruthless?" Jiang Yang hugged Han Xiu's neck, grinning and biting, trying to force him to admit that he was a ruthless person.A little more ruthless werewolf!

"Here, you're a little werewolf, okay?" Han Xiulue turned his head to talk to the person on his back.There is no reason to talk to a drunk person, only to be obedient to him.

"Yeah." Jiang Yang nodded in satisfaction and went to nibble on Han Xiu's neck again.

Han Xiu suspected that he just wanted to eat duck necks, but he didn't say anything, because he was afraid that if he said it, he would have to go all the way to buy duck necks behind his back.

"Shame, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep." Jiang Yang said coquettishly and lying in Han Xiu's ear.

"Go to sleep." Han Xiu said and lifted him up again.Inside: Does it make any difference whether you sleep on my back or not? !

"But I can't sleep, you don't know where my house key is?" Jiang Yang shook his head trying to wake himself up.

"Didn't I say to replace your door with a password door? You forgot?" Han Xiu patiently told him.

"Oh, I forgot, then you just don't know the password to my house, so I still can't sleep." Jiang Yang was making trouble with himself.

"I know, come read the password with me is xxxxxxxxxxx" Han Xiu induced the drunk little bastard to recite the password to him.

"xxxxxxxxxxxx..." Jiang Yang followed Han Xiu shaking his head and repeated over and over again.

"Do you remember?" Han Xiu saw that he almost remembered and wanted to test him.

"No, it's so long, it's a phone number, you lied to me, I don't want to go home, shame I don't want to go home." Jiang Yang buried his head on Han Xiu's shoulder aggrieved.

"Then where do you want to go?" Han Xiu also laughed when he heard his cute little tone.

"Go to the stars. In fact, I am an alien. My mother star is calling me. You see, it is sending a signal to me. I have to go. Goodbye, mother. I want to sail far away." Jiang Yang pointed with a silly smile. Show Han Xiu the twinkling lights in the sky.

"Stupid, that's an airplane." Han Xiu looked at the "star" flashing in the sky and lowered his head speechlessly.

"It turned out to be an airplane, so I'd better go to bed obediently." Jiang Yang said in a low voice and then made a movement of his little hand to go to sleep.

"Go to sleep." Han Xiu said softly behind his back, extremely gentle.

Jiang Yang nodded and fell asleep quietly on his shoulder.

Han Xiu came home with Jiang Yang on his back, he pressed a series of numbers and the door slammed open.

The password is indeed a string of phone numbers, but it is not the phone number of the owner of the house, but the phone number of an unrelated person, Boss Han's phone number.

Of course, if the werewolf classmate is awake, he will definitely have a fight with this assertive Boss Han!You set your phone number as your password for the door of my house, what do you think of me? !

"Jiang Xiaolang, you're home." Han Xiu put Jiang Yang on the sofa and pinched his face, trying to wake him up to wash up before going back to sleep.

"I can't get up, it's the sofa stuck to me, well, I'll continue to sleep." Jiang Yang covered his eyes with his hands and acted like a fool.

"Oh, how old is it?" Han Xiu sighed.

In the end, Han Xiu half hugged and half pulled Jiang Yang to wash up, then threw him into the blanket, and followed him in.

Just as Han Xiu was lying on the bed, Jiang Yang pounced on him like a hungry wolf, calling Han Xiu with excitement and lust//love: "Shame."

"Fuck, chew again." Han Xiu was bitten again by Jiang Yang without paying attention.

Jiang Yang was lying on Han Xiu's body and biting, Han Xiu couldn't bear the itching and pushed him away, but Jiang Yang's temper also turned up and he jumped on him heavily.

"I seem to be in heat, and the little wolf has a heat period." Jiang Yang pressed on Han Xiu and said seriously.

"Uh, you're not a wolf, you're not a human, so be sober." Han Xiu held Jiang Yang's face with both hands to instill correct thoughts in him.Does this kid Jiang Yang have some delusional disorder? !

"But I'm so uncomfortable, it's so uncomfortable to be in heat." Jiang Yang moved his small mouth in Han Xiu's hand, and he looked up at Han Xiu pitifully.

"I think you need to take a cold shower." Han Xiu slapped Jiang Yang's head.This kid is smart//The bug is on the brain!

"I'll just take a bite." Jiang Yang sat down on the bed and begged pitifully with a little index finger.

"Then you can only bite, and you can't do anything else." Seeing Jiang Yang's pitiful appearance, Han Xiu couldn't help but agree.

"Yeah, just biting and nothing else." Jiang Yang's eyes flashed immediately and he nodded repeatedly.

"Then, just watch and bite, and don't bite too hard." Han Xiuxin opened his pajamas and let Jiang Yang figure it out.

Jiang Yang jumped up and bit his neck, rubbing Han Xiu's body while biting.

"Damn it, this is going to grind people to death." Han Xiu cursed in his heart.

After a while, Han Xiu's estrus period is probably coming soon, no, no, it's time to change the course of things.

"I'll help you." Han Xiu said, holding Jiang Yang's hand and exploring his estrous part for scientific and effective relief.

"Woo~, I'm going to fly, and I want more, hehe." Jiang Yang's mind is full of the exhilaration of flying into the sky.

"Are you happy?" Han Xiu asked Jiang Yang's lifeblood to play tricks.

"Yeah." Jiang Yang nodded with a flushed face.

Han Xiu smirked and sped up his movements, watching Jiang Yang slowly soften into a puddle of water in his hands, and finally stopped when Jiang Yang really had no strength to play anymore and started begging for mercy.

"I want to sleep." Jiang Yang said, looking at the air with unfocused eyes.

"White wolf with empty gloves? Jiang Xiaolang." Han Xiu threw away the liquid-stained tissue and pulled his lips.Want to rest when you are alone?How can it be?

Han Xiu didn't give him a chance to react, so he pulled his hand and pressed it to the part where he was forced to estrus, letting him feel the swollen touch.

"Like I helped you." Han Xiu approached his ear with a seductive and sexy voice.

"Let's cooperate, I don't think I can do it alone." Jiang Yang whispered.It seems that the state of drunkenness can still be estimated.

Han Xiu couldn't bear it anymore, he was not in the mood to tease him anymore, so he held Jiang Yang's hand to relieve his emotion.

Jiang Yang's hand strength is small, and those who can't bear Han Xiu's size are almost all moved by Han Xiu.

Han Xiu was lifted up and couldn't be solved by simple manual actions. He let go of Jiang Yang's hand and pushed the object directly between Jiang Yang's long, thin, white and straight legs. Then he fell asleep, and he didn't remember this incident.

After Han Xiu was released, he wiped up the liquid with a paper towel and threw it into the trash can. He smiled, lay down and hugged Jiang Yang, pinched his face and fell asleep.

The next day, Jiang Yang didn't wake up until one o'clock in the afternoon. He got out of bed with his head that was so painful that it was about to explode.

"Are you awake?" Han Xiu heard him coming out of the drying room.

"Well, I have a headache." Jiang Yang nodded.

"Do you still remember what happened to Little Wolf yesterday?" Han Xiu put his arms on the drying pole and asked intentionally.

"What little wolf? The wolf is coming? Did I tell the story about the wolf coming again last night?" Jiang Yang was confused.Yesterday at the celebration banquet of the first episode of the show, he drank too much when he was happy and relaxed, which is really bad for Jiang Xiaoyang's title.

"I really don't remember?" Han Xiu clapped his hands and walked over.

"What kind of wolf is that?" Jiang Yang stared at Han Xiu with his big eyes seeking knowledge, waiting for an answer.

"If you don't remember, don't remember. It's not important anyway." Han Xiu passed by and patted him on the head, then went to the door to leave.

It's just a normal physiological relief, not a love affair. It's really not important whether you remember it or not.

"Lunch is in the pot, eat some by yourself, rest for a few days and see you on the next episode." Han Xiu told him to change into his shoes.

"Why are you going?" Jiang Yang asked when Han Xiu pushed the door to leave.

"Work, or you support me?" Han Xiu borrowed a joke from the Internet and said with a smile.

"It's not that I can't afford it. If you pick it up like that, it won't cost much." Jiang Yang said in a voice that even mosquitoes couldn't understand what he said.

"What?" Han Xiu saw that he opened his mouth but didn't hear a sound, so he stopped to see if he had anything to say.

"It's okay, you go to work. Come on!" Jiang Yang forced a smile and half-raised his arms to cheer him on.

"I'll be back at night. You have fun at home." Han Xiu said that it was his home here.

Jiang Yang started to think about Han Xiu's rent again.

After eating, Jiang Yang went to bed to lay the corpse, swiping Weibo and watching some sand sculpture videos for fun.

When he saw the voting link posted by his big fan on Weibo, he clicked on it and voted for himself without even thinking about it.

After he realized it, he realized that he had entered the wrong number. He had just voted for himself with a large size and it was automatically posted on Weibo. It was so fucking embarrassing.

Jiang Yang's behavior of cooking and voting for the top ten handsome guys in China shocked the fan circles.

All major fan circles, including fans of Jiang Yang's family, said: Yes, but it's not necessary, brother who doesn't need to work so hard, it's just a pheasant list.Hahaha, this guy is so stupid!

Fans of Jiang Yang's family really didn't care about the pheasant list, well, they wouldn't care too much even if it was a serious list. Voting for looks like this is simply insulting their brother, because good-looking is good-looking, doesn't it mean It can be overturned by swiping votes.

Of course, Jiang Yang's slippery hand also aroused the fans' desire to fight. After all, the cooking was over, so he just voted for the first one to send his brother to have a good time.

Jiang Yang's family joined hands with Han Xiu's family to vote for Jiang Yang. At the same time, Aite Jiang Yang: Brother, we work hard and you have to work hard. Hurry up and cast the remaining four votes for yourself.You are already a mature idol, you have to learn to solicit votes by yourself!

Jiang Yang decided to be a fan boy, that is, he can do whatever fans want him to do. Fans are his own mothers. After all, his own mothers don’t care about him so much, so he voted for the remaining four votes. and canvassed votes on Weibo.

Yao Pingle's top pheasant list was just right, but Jiang Yang was forced to give way. Yao Pingle fans began to scold: Jiang Yang's family is the lowest family I have ever seen, from idols to fans, idols I don't mind dropping prices even if I vote for the rankings in person.

Jiang Yang: Don't drop the price, don't drop the price, I'm just a little famous, what's the price for ordinary people.

The author has something to say: I don’t know if the scale is big or not, there will be cars in the future (I’ll talk about where to post it)