Yongzheng Emperor, Tucao Emperor

"Emperor Yongzheng, Emperor Tucao"

1. Character list...

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In order to prevent the characters from being confused, hereby make a recording

Format: Original name (name after time travel): Occupation

Characters appear according to the progress of the article, and whoever appears will complete them.

Yinti (Zhao Zhixing): Martial arts instructor

Yinfeng (Qian Hai): Antique appraiser

Yinzhi (written by Sun): Professor of the Department of History

Yinzhen (Li Shenyan): Film critic with a poisonous tongue

Yin Qi (Zhang Ruoyang): College student

Yin Zuo (Wu Qing): A child with ADHD

Yinyou (Zheng Kening): An honest civil servant

Yinhu (Wang Yucheng): Doctor who is a heartthrob

Yinzhen (Feng Qihan): The beauty owner of the nightclub

Yinyi (Chen Zhebai): Poor paparazzi

Yinyi (Weimo): Philanthropist

Yinxiang (Han Feiyang): the second ancestor of the bastard

Yinzhen (Yang Min): Superstar

Kangxi (Arrow): film sponsor

2. Damn movie critics...

Yongzheng Emperor Yinzhen was in poor health since he was a child. He never had a serious illness, but he was constantly suffering from minor illnesses. In addition, he was born with hard work, a heavy heart, a strong sense of responsibility, small arms, thin legs, and a small body. He teases a dog like being teased by a dog. Fortunately, he has an invincible aura and is full of scumbags. His cold-faced and cold-hearted iceberg has been on the shelf for a long time. His sons respect him, his subordinates respect him, and he has tasted the loneliness of being a loner throughout his life.

But if you think that Yinzhen is an iceberg emperor, you will be mistaken!The little Shisanyi Prince, who had been with him the longest, saw the essence at a glance: You said fourth brother?In fact, he is just a boring talker, don't you believe it?Have you ever met someone who criticizes 21 words every day? !Putting it into the [-]st century, the fourth brother who can die without writing is the most suitable for the starting point of Jinjiang Shenma. There is no pressure at three o'clock a day. The list of new authors, monthly list, quarterly list, half-year list, and word count list are all nothing to worry about. Down.

I'm sorry, this loyal, honest, diligent, honest and honest Prince Ming Yixian, who passed away in the eighth year of Yongzheng, was worn out. The work efficiency of the underworld was low, and the civil servants were careless. He forgot to give him a bowl of Mengpo soup, and he didn't let him die. He ran directly to a 24-year-old unlucky ghost named "Han Feiyang", a bastard second-generation ancestor who eats, drinks, and women, with trust funds and company bonuses, murder, arson, and other things can't be done. , late-night drag racing, online scolding and playing with feelings will be full of five poisons.

Yinxiang spent 5 minutes silently praying that the Lord would not blame him for taking his body, and vowed that in the rest of his life, he would change his mind and start a new life. He would never go out in the streets during thunderstorms. His identity began to adapt to socialism.

What kind of a good person do you think Prince He Shuoyi is?None of Kangxi's sons was not a scumbag. Their slogan was "there is no scumbag, only more scumbags!"That's why Yinxiang can accept the status quo so calmly. Don't be stupid if you pick up the second spring for nothing. It's crazy to raise the banner of feudalism to overthrow 8000 million party members. If he is not stupid or crazy, why doesn't he live well?To say that there is some regret is that the fourth brother is not around, he Baidu encyclopedia Yongzheng, and he was exhausted on the desk!This made his little heart twitch so badly that he just missed a luxurious dinner at the Han family.

But he changed his mind, since he could come back to life, so could his talkative fourth brother. With this in mind, Yinxiang continued his jealous, envious, and hated life of a dandy.

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The film market is full of gunpowder before the summer file is released, Chinese and foreign blockbusters are eyeing, small-budget productions are in a desperate situation, blogs and microblogs stop every day, and those boring film critics are kicking their feet, blowing on the small air conditioner, while collecting money While typing, stepping on the actors and directors I couldn't see, I lived a relaxed and happy life.

Li Shenyan, the No. 1 film critic in China, is not very happy. He went out to buy supper in the middle of the night and was hit by a car. Who knows if it was an accident or organized and premeditated.You can't blame others, the main thing is that his mouth is really cheap, his words are not shocking, and he keeps dying. He is loyal to ANTI half the sky, and many big directors and actors have died in his saliva. Not impossible.For a while, all major print media websites were jumping around, conspiracy theories, love and hatred theories, and the theory of running a red light like a dog came into battle.

It should be said that Li Shen's fate is still bad, and after four days in a coma, and the critical illness notices were issued one by one, No.1 woke up slowly, the beautiful nurse in the ICU yelled, and someone was so annoying that he was hoarse. He yelled "Shut up!" and passed out again.

I'm sorry, Li Shenyan is no longer Li Shenyan, his body was taken over by Yongzheng, and the emperor of the chatterbox came back!

Li Shenyan's attending doctor is an experienced young professor named Wang Yucheng. He is handsome, unrestrained and suave, and his smiling face instantly kills all the single, unmarried female creatures and a few gays in the hospital.After hearing the news that the well-known film critic's condition had improved, he hung up his stethoscope and walked slowly to the ICU. With his teaching assistant and two interns behind him, Professor Wang began to do the examination with a smile.

Yinzhen had tubes stuck all over his body. He was very vigilant and quickly observed his surroundings after waking up. He only knew that this must not be the Qing Dynasty. Was there any woman in the Qing Dynasty wearing a knee-length pink skirt? !Adhering to the principle of "disaster comes from the mouth", Yinzhen maintains the image of the iceberg, letting a group of white robes eat tofu with oil on his body, howling in his heart: If you touch it again, you will all be dragged out and beheaded!

"It seems to be recovering well." Professor Wang smiled. He was in charge of standing by the bed and watching a group of people undergoing examinations, and then concluded his statement, "Go to the general ward in the afternoon."

Yinzhen nodded, and suddenly asked: "What year is it now?"

All the people in the ward are living hell, what kind of question is this called?After being hit by a car, how come you can't even speak good vernacular?Must be half-literate, half-white COS ancients, Li Da film critic, have you time-traveled? !

Wang Yucheng rubbed his chin, this reaction is really familiar... It seems that he himself asked this question a few years ago.

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Yinzhen wanted to pretend to be a fool to get through this, to sort out the remaining memories in his mind, but in the afternoon, he ran into his old friend who came to check the ward.

"Shen Yan, you're finally awake." The visitor was wearing a black suit, black leather shoes, and black-rimmed glasses, exuding an elite air all over his body. He put down a bouquet of roses, and sat on the sofa with a familiar expression.

Yinzhen was silent for three seconds, and quickly recalled all the information about this face: Qin Ran, 28 years old, graduated from Stanford University, a well-known corporate executive, and Li Shenyan's boyfriend of three years.

"cost?"

Qin Ran flipped through the ward records casually: "Don't worry, I'll pay for it for you."

Yinzhen looked at the ceiling, and sure enough... the Li Shenyan in his impression was rich, but not so rich that he would have to live in a VIP ward in the hospital, so should we break up now or continue to live in such an unclear way?Of course Yinzhen knows that he is not Li Shenyan when he confesses to his ex-lover that he is not Li Shenyan, and there will probably be a doctor to enlighten him soon. Breaking up is really fickle and ungrateful, the key is that the economy does not allow it; if this goes on, he will feel uncomfortable all over, what good can a man and a man do?He is not the second brother, he never refuses anyone who comes, and his wide range of tastes is amazing.

With a stiff face, Emperor Yongzheng, who was not afraid of anything, pulled up the quilt, wrapped himself in the quilt, and cleared his throat without changing his face: "I want to sleep for a while."

As soon as Qin Ran heard it, he knew it was an order to evict a guest, so he didn't get annoyed, and kissed someone's pure forehead: "Come see you tomorrow."

He actually took advantage of me!He actually took advantage of me!He actually took advantage of me!

Yin Zhen was in a mess in the wind.

But he didn't kiss me on the mouth!But he didn't kiss me on the mouth!But he didn't kiss me on the mouth!

Yinzhen comforted himself.

But when he thought of the happy couple in his memory, the face of someone who felt that he had a good tolerance became stiff again.

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3. Unwarranted scandal...

After less than a week in the hospital, Yinzhen felt lonely.

As a chatterbox who is used to talking with brushes, ink and rice paper, having no place to write has already made him feel unbearable, and the chattering passers-by A, B, and C made him even more upset. Why, you common people can speak freely, and I can only lie on the bed to recuperate Plus being molested by an old lover!

So Emperor Yongzheng, who was on the verge of spontaneous combustion, advised his attending doctor during a routine morning rounds: "Professor Wang, please—help me find a pair of pens and inks." It's not easy to ask for help.

"Not looking for Mr. Qin?"

"...He let me have a good rest." Yinzhen curled his lips, but still looked confident, "Writing calligraphy can cultivate one's body and mind, and regulate yin and yang."

Cultivate body and mind, regulate yin and yang!

Can you be more hypocritical? !According to what you said, those who want to do shemale surgery can go to practice calligraphy!Not only save money, but also avoid all hormone imbalances such as estrogen, progesterone and prolactin!

Thinking about it, Professor Wang still smiled like a spring breeze and a pool of spring water, and promised to send him pen and ink at noon.Leaving the ward, he called the little brat who was standing by the side chatting with the beautiful little nurse, and grandly opened the door and walked into the next ward.Professor Wang turned a blind eye to the behavior of the boys skipping work. Ever since they experienced Li Shenyan's air-conditioning offensive, this group of people are trembling and reluctant to enter the ward, so Professor Wang who can go in and out so calmly is always in their hearts God.

Squinting his eyes and looking at Ward 419, Professor Wang inexplicably thought of someone, but is it that person?