Panda's Postmodern Life

Seeing that Shen Chen didn't speak, and Zhuzi was also silent, he just stood there all the time naked, Shen Shen's scalp was a little irritated, without saying a word, Shen Shen rushed into the bedroom and took out a few clothes from the small owner of the clothing store downstairs. I handed over the oversized undershirt and beach pants I bought during the sale of ten yuan and three pieces there, and I saw that Zhuzhu was a little clumsy and put on the big undershirt and matching yellow chrysanthemum on a black background with the words "I will kill the flowers after they bloom". Shen Shen couldn't help but frowned.

What an idiot goblin, it doesn't matter if he speaks so old-fashioned, and he can't even wear clothes. Doesn't he know the difference between the front and back of the crotch and the butt?Unwillingly throwing the bamboo onto the sofa, ignoring the opponent's struggle, he took off his pants and put them on again, and said very seriously: "Here, the place with the zipper is the front. "

"Zipper?" Zhuzhu looked at the indecent place suspiciously, his face turned red for a while, and then he understood. He put on his clothes and sat there upright, just like his own bamboo.

When Shen Chen thought of bamboo, his eyes became obsessed again, and he looked at this man carefully. His complexion was fair, his eyebrows and eyes were well-shaped, and the combination of facial features was simply the best standard for a 360-degree beauty without dead ends as mentioned on the Internet. , but Shen Shen didn't care about these, he just glanced up and down at the bamboo, and then said: "Do you know what I bought you for?"

Will he Shen Chen be fine and raise a bamboo monster who eats idle food?The owner of that small fragrance garden actually gave him a pot of such inferior bamboo... No, it was two pots, and that unpalatable scent!At the thought of smelling the fragrance, Shen Shen trembled involuntarily, and then remembered the tender and delicious appearance of the bamboo when it was still in the pot, and couldn't help but yearn for it again.

"Of course I know." Zhu Zi raised his dark eyes, staring straight at Shen Shen who was still in a daze: "You brought me back to eat me."

Shen Chen immediately smiled slightly: "Well, but with your current appearance, how do you ask me to eat you?"

"But." Bamboo blinked his eyes in confusion, this small movement revealed his face as elegant as a nobleman's, even a three-piece undershirt of ten yuan could not hide the strong smell of books on his body : "I don't know how to change back."

Just now he was dazed by the running water and turned into a human in a hurry, and it was different from when he transformed into a human before, this time his whole body could transform into a human, and he also found it all of a sudden. I don't know where my original body is.

However, he still feels very lucky. As a bamboo, he was already prepared to be eaten by his panda owner, but...

He was not reconciled.

No one wants to be eaten by others like this.

Shen Chen's expression immediately changed a lot: "I don't know? You don't know why you changed?"

"...Maybe after a while, I will know." Zhu Zi replied with a serious face.

"In a few days?" Shen Chen read the words carefully, and immediately noticed that the bamboo monster was dealing with him. He raised his eyebrows: "You mean, let me raise you for a while?"

"It's meant to be eaten anyway, why not eat it when it tastes the best?" Zhu Zi looked at Shen Shen and said word by word.

"Makes sense."

"Then I'll take care of you for a while longer."

As soon as the words were finished, the two fell into a brief silence again, seeing that it was getting late, they yawned heavily, and said, "I'm going to bed first, you can sleep on the sofa, and I'll get you a bed tomorrow. "

Zhuzi nodded lightly, stretched Shen Shen, raised his feet and walked forward a few steps, then suddenly turned his head and said, "Hey, did you see a snail girl at home?"

"I never saw any women."

"That's weird..." Shen Shen muttered as he stepped into the door, Zhuzi heard him slam the door, then turned around silently, and lay on his back on the sofa.

There was still a heavy smell on the soft cloth sofa. Bamboo smelled it from side to side. Thinking of Shen Shen's plan to get him a new bed, he felt warm in his heart. He closed his eyes for a moment, then suddenly opened them again. , looked around.

When he was a bamboo, he had already touched the heavy room, but as a person, he still used his own hands to touch everything.

In his eyes, these things are all very novel and strange. Suddenly there was a strange vibrating sound from his glass coffee table. He was startled at first, and immediately searched for the source of the disaster—— The mobile phone that Shen Shen had left aside was blinking green.

After hesitating for a while, he reached out and grabbed the phone that was still vibrating. Seeing a big envelope pattern appearing on it, he subconsciously tapped it with his finger, and the screen flickered immediately, and a message appeared.

'Junior brother, you are still so cute, do you think I can't contact you if you hang up my phone?Um? '

What does it mean?After staring at the message in doubt for a while, he swiped his finger on the screen again, and the next message appeared.

'Brother, are you asleep? '

'Junior brother, I still like you. '

'Junior brother, don't hide from me anymore. '

Bamboo frowned instinctively. He felt very uncomfortable. Although he didn't understand the purpose of this magical little thing, he quickly understood that this thing was like a letter from back then , is used to convey some information.

Letters from that year?Zhuzi wondered why he remembered some black and white letterheads, but soon, his thoughts returned to these messy messages.

He really didn't want to leave these things to Shen Shen to see.

What I like you, what don't hide from me, I feel disgusting when I hear it.

Zhuzi pressed the delete button with a displeased face. Seeing that all the uncomfortable text messages in the inbox disappeared, he showed a satisfied expression. He fiddled with the heavy mobile phone for a while, flipped through the Looking through the photo album inside, he found that there was only one photo of Shen Shen himself. He looked at it repeatedly for a long time, as if he wanted to reflect this face in his heart, then he closed his phone and fell down on the sofa.

Shen Chen was awakened by the smell of breakfast. He first shrank into the quilt in a daze, thinking about when his family moved to the breakfast shop. Lifted off, the whole person sat upright on the bed.

The snail girl!

Shen Shen's eyes lit up, and he rushed out of the room in three steps at a time. He didn't even have time to change the pajamas on his body, and ran into the kitchen excitedly. figure.

...Why does this snail girl dress so tastelessly?The clothes are wrinkled as if rolled on the ground a few times, and the patterns on the clothes are obviously printed crookedly. It's really tasteless. It's the same as the ten yuan three sold by the little brother downstairs. The same piece... Wait, ten yuan and three pieces, wasn't that what I used for bamboo yesterday?

Zhuzi, who was stirring the eggs, heard the footsteps behind him, and immediately turned his head. After seeing the face of the person who came, he showed an extremely refreshing smile: "Morning."

"...Morning." Shen Shen scratched his messy hair subconsciously, trying to ignore that touching smiling face, he looked at the bamboo pouring oil into the pot in shock, his heart seemed to be trampled by an elephant at high speed Trembling violently.

...The snail girl is actually bamboo? !