Momentarily speechless
Chapter 1
章节字数:3379更新时间:10-10-2918:59
When the green fields of Fangyuan are wandering freely,
Spring enters the remote mountains and green surroundings.
Xing chaotic red through willow alley,
Facing the running water, I sit in Moss Rock.
Mo Cizhan wine is very persuasive,
I'm afraid that the wind and flowers will fly away.
The weather is clear and fine,
You may wish to travel and never forget to return.
No matter how charming the beautiful scenery in front of him, he couldn't stop the man's footsteps.Pedestrians who occasionally pass by in the empty grassy path will always look at this exhausted man with weird eyes, and some will show a horrified look or just ignore him as if no one approaches him as if he is a monster.It's not that this man is so scary, on the contrary, this man is extremely handsome, with short black hair that is as elegant as ink, flowing in fragments in the wind, and eyes that are as dark as black hair, like a shining star. The bright black pearls attract everyone's attention, and the sexy lips are tightly pursed. It is obvious that this person is a very serious person. However, there is a cross scar on this handsome face. Instead of destroying this handsome face, a feeling of oppression added a sense of ascetic mystery, exuding a criminal atmosphere.What is really weird is his clothes. On his head is a flat hat with a star embroidered on it, which is exactly the same as the one on the clothes, and it is out of place with the people here.
That's right, this person is You Yunfeng!
You Yunfeng is a policeman, and he became a policeman only because his tuition was robbed and he missed the opportunity to go to college, which made him itch with hatred.For this reason, he worked extremely hard to be admitted to the police academy and learned various martial arts. After graduation, he was even more courageous in arresting various criminals. In less than a few years, he has been promoted several levels.
This year, he is 26 years old, and he still doesn't even have a girlfriend.Talking about "virgin", he was ridiculed almost every time, which made him very angry. He felt that if it was not necessary, he would rather adopt a child than get married because it would be dangerous to work like this. The possibility of revenge, not to mention that he doesn't know how to get along with others, so to put it bluntly, he is "loneled".But the premise of not getting married is whether his parents will agree, which is simply impossible.
Even if he wants to have a girlfriend, others will not dare to approach him because of his "facial paralysis". The girl who likes him just looks at him from a distance and dare not talk to him. When he turns around, the girl has already run away .
Blind date? ? ?Damn, he actually went on a blind date!That's right, You Yunfeng's mother wants him to go on a blind date, if you want to go, fine!Then you will be sent to a nursing home, why?Because you don't even have a wife, and you still want your son to take care of you.In this way, he was dragged to a coffee shop by his mother to go on a blind date with a strange woman, and this person was likely to become his wife.
tastethelife (taste of life), the name of the store is very intriguing. From the moment he stepped into this coffee shop, he felt very at ease and comfortable.
The design of this store is very unique, with a combination of Chinese and Western decorations, and it is close to the sea. Obviously, he likes this store very much. He thinks the owner of this store is very tasteful, if it is not a blind date.
"Mom, I have to leave first, we will talk about it next time." You Yunfeng answered the phone and said a few words before asking.
"Stop, since you've come here, why don't you just have a cup of coffee and be with me? Don't tell me you've left a girl foolishly waiting for you. Don't think that I'm so easy to deceive because I have Alzheimer's, like this You dare to use bad excuses. Even if you have, you have to finish the blind date and talk about it." Hearing what he said, the middle-aged woman decisively pulled You Yunfeng who wanted to escape, her attitude was very tough and she could not refuse.
As expected of his mother, she is so powerful!All the excuses he could use along the way were dismissed by his mother, and now he can only use his trump card - to ask his friends to call him at this time, so as to find an excuse.But?You Yunfeng broke out in a cold sweat and felt terrified. He really didn't understand how his father dared to chase his mother back then.
"Mom, it's really something. If you don't believe me, call Wang Hai and ask Wang Hai?" You Yunfeng said forcefully.
"Hmph! No need, Xiao Hai told me about your 'bad plan' last night. Your wings are hardened and you can fly. You tricked your mother into getting up. You are still a policeman. You Yunfeng, let me tell you, If you want to leave, there's no way! Originally, you came to give me a blind date in a police uniform, and I didn't say anything, but if you mess up this blind date, you just wait and see." Mother You's sharp eyes flicked from time to time. Knife him here, as long as he says "no".
"Mom, it's also for convenience to dress like this. In case there are any thieves who dare not approach, the blind date will go smoothly."
"Okay, except you are at home, you wear this police uniform. And don't think, I don't know your mind, you just don't want to have a blind date. "
"Wang Hai, this traitor who eats inside and out!" You Yunfeng cursed secretly.
(Police station.
"Yawn, who is scolding me?" Someone rubbed his nose and said narcissistically, "Could it be that girl is thinking of me, I am really popular, hehe.")
"Xiaohai is also doing it for your own good. Don't scold him in your heart. Think about it. You haven't even touched a woman's hand. Are you still a man? Otherwise, I thought you liked men. Even if you are a man, I would I don't see you handing over." You Mu said helplessly. (Youmu, but she never thought that what she said would come true, and there are still a few men.)
That guy has only watched his good shows since he was a child, so would he be so kind?He didn't believe it.
"Okay, Mom! If we continue talking, everyone will probably leave." You Yunfeng impatiently interrupted Youmu's "whip".
As soon as he said this, You Mu nervously grabbed him by the hand and rushed into the store, pulling him to apologize to the two women in front of him.
"I'm really sorry to keep you waiting for so long." You Mu said apologetically.
"No, we just arrived." The slightly fat woman waved her hand. "This is your son, he is really a handsome man! Together with my daughter, he looks like a beautiful man."
"That's right, your face is disfigured, as long as your daughter doesn't dislike it." You Mu pointed to the cross scar on You Yunfeng's face, and said modestly.
"Auntie, you're joking. A man has some scars to look masculine, and Mr. You is so handsome." The girl sitting opposite You Yunfeng stared at him shyly. "What would Mr. You drink?"
"..." You Yunfeng remained expressionless and did not answer, which made the girl a little at a loss.
"This child is just shy, Xiaofeng! Someone asked you." You Mu squinted her eyes, and asked You Yunfeng "gently", pinching his thigh under the table.
"Hiss, um... Whatever you want." Forced by Youmu's lustful power, You Yunfeng endured the pain and said.
"Then how about a glass of Mandheling?" the girl asked cautiously.
"Hmm." You Yunfeng didn't speak.
And Youmu ordered a cup of Mocha and drank it happily, chatting with the mother and daughter in front of her.
And the girl he was dating was 24 years old, named Li Xinying, she was pretty, and she was a very shy little woman.It's not that he's dissatisfied, it's just that he doesn't know how to get along with such a girl so as not to hurt her, and he doesn't have that intention yet.
Li Xinying blushed slightly, looked at You Yunfeng timidly, and faltered and asked about his interests and hobbies, You Yunfeng only answered one by one as if he was performing official duties, without saying much.
Just as You Yunfeng took a sip of coffee, someone suddenly shouted: "Help, help..."
Hearing the cry for help, You Yunfeng rushed to the beach and jumped into the sea without thinking twice, picked up the drowning man and handed it over to the lifeguards.When he wanted to swim to the shore, suddenly something seemed to hold his feet in the water. He struggled desperately, but no matter what he couldn't break free, he slowly sank into the bottom of the sea. The cold sea made him feel Suffocation, terror, blurred focus, fatigue all over, and gradually fell into a coma. Before coma, he could clearly hear Youmu's anxious voice constantly shouting and crying: "Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng..."
When he woke up, this place was not a dark seabed, nor a gloomy hell, but in ancient times.
Ancient?Thinking of "Looking for the Qin Dynasty", he thought that Gu Tianle, like him, lived with a group of antiques in a dynasty. He knew "Wei State" in Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, but Wei State, he didn't know there was "Wei State" in history, but he knew about Wei State, but this "Wei" is not this "Wei", he is really right Looking at the sky, he shouted: "God, are you kidding me?"
Along the way, it was bad enough to be seen as a monster, and now he was thirsty and tired, and he starved to death without drowning.He has already died once and he doesn't want to starve to death like this, but the money on his body is useless at all, and there is nothing valuable to pawn, such as mobile phones and pistols.
Do you want him to be a beggar?Impossible, he has hands and feet, why should he be a beggar.However, no one is willing to recruit him. Everyone who sees him will say: "Master, are you kidding us? Our shop is small and we can't pretend to be such a noble person like you, besides, we don't There is a shortage of people."
Because every time he applied for a job, it was as if he was interrogating a prisoner. Who would dare to use him?Although his clothes are strange, but his rigorous temperament and handsome appearance, it doesn't look like the master who wants to be a servant, but is served by others.The most important thing is that he is a foreigner, and he is also a foreigner with short hair. Everyone knows that "the body and hair are affected by the parents".
Originally, he wanted to go back to his old profession and become a head catcher, but he was lucky not to be regarded as a spy, but instead he was regarded as a bandit, and he almost went to prison, but luckily he escaped witty.The reason for being caught was that the bandit had a cross scar on his face.Chi, I didn't expect that he would be caught as a bandit one day, You Yunfeng asked the sky speechlessly.
Just when he was about to despair, he saw a job offer on the wall, but, why was there two words added in front of the nursing home, and why it was "brothel".You Yunfeng shouted in his heart.
When the green fields of Fangyuan are wandering freely,
Spring enters the remote mountains and green surroundings.
Xing chaotic red through willow alley,
Facing the running water, I sit in Moss Rock.
Mo Cizhan wine is very persuasive,
I'm afraid that the wind and flowers will fly away.
The weather is clear and fine,
You may wish to travel and never forget to return.
No matter how charming the beautiful scenery in front of him, he couldn't stop the man's footsteps.Pedestrians who occasionally pass by in the empty grassy path will always look at this exhausted man with weird eyes, and some will show a horrified look or just ignore him as if no one approaches him as if he is a monster.It's not that this man is so scary, on the contrary, this man is extremely handsome, with short black hair that is as elegant as ink, flowing in fragments in the wind, and eyes that are as dark as black hair, like a shining star. The bright black pearls attract everyone's attention, and the sexy lips are tightly pursed. It is obvious that this person is a very serious person. However, there is a cross scar on this handsome face. Instead of destroying this handsome face, a feeling of oppression added a sense of ascetic mystery, exuding a criminal atmosphere.What is really weird is his clothes. On his head is a flat hat with a star embroidered on it, which is exactly the same as the one on the clothes, and it is out of place with the people here.
That's right, this person is You Yunfeng!
You Yunfeng is a policeman, and he became a policeman only because his tuition was robbed and he missed the opportunity to go to college, which made him itch with hatred.For this reason, he worked extremely hard to be admitted to the police academy and learned various martial arts. After graduation, he was even more courageous in arresting various criminals. In less than a few years, he has been promoted several levels.
This year, he is 26 years old, and he still doesn't even have a girlfriend.Talking about "virgin", he was ridiculed almost every time, which made him very angry. He felt that if it was not necessary, he would rather adopt a child than get married because it would be dangerous to work like this. The possibility of revenge, not to mention that he doesn't know how to get along with others, so to put it bluntly, he is "loneled".But the premise of not getting married is whether his parents will agree, which is simply impossible.
Even if he wants to have a girlfriend, others will not dare to approach him because of his "facial paralysis". The girl who likes him just looks at him from a distance and dare not talk to him. When he turns around, the girl has already run away .
Blind date? ? ?Damn, he actually went on a blind date!That's right, You Yunfeng's mother wants him to go on a blind date, if you want to go, fine!Then you will be sent to a nursing home, why?Because you don't even have a wife, and you still want your son to take care of you.In this way, he was dragged to a coffee shop by his mother to go on a blind date with a strange woman, and this person was likely to become his wife.
tastethelife (taste of life), the name of the store is very intriguing. From the moment he stepped into this coffee shop, he felt very at ease and comfortable.
The design of this store is very unique, with a combination of Chinese and Western decorations, and it is close to the sea. Obviously, he likes this store very much. He thinks the owner of this store is very tasteful, if it is not a blind date.
"Mom, I have to leave first, we will talk about it next time." You Yunfeng answered the phone and said a few words before asking.
"Stop, since you've come here, why don't you just have a cup of coffee and be with me? Don't tell me you've left a girl foolishly waiting for you. Don't think that I'm so easy to deceive because I have Alzheimer's, like this You dare to use bad excuses. Even if you have, you have to finish the blind date and talk about it." Hearing what he said, the middle-aged woman decisively pulled You Yunfeng who wanted to escape, her attitude was very tough and she could not refuse.
As expected of his mother, she is so powerful!All the excuses he could use along the way were dismissed by his mother, and now he can only use his trump card - to ask his friends to call him at this time, so as to find an excuse.But?You Yunfeng broke out in a cold sweat and felt terrified. He really didn't understand how his father dared to chase his mother back then.
"Mom, it's really something. If you don't believe me, call Wang Hai and ask Wang Hai?" You Yunfeng said forcefully.
"Hmph! No need, Xiao Hai told me about your 'bad plan' last night. Your wings are hardened and you can fly. You tricked your mother into getting up. You are still a policeman. You Yunfeng, let me tell you, If you want to leave, there's no way! Originally, you came to give me a blind date in a police uniform, and I didn't say anything, but if you mess up this blind date, you just wait and see." Mother You's sharp eyes flicked from time to time. Knife him here, as long as he says "no".
"Mom, it's also for convenience to dress like this. In case there are any thieves who dare not approach, the blind date will go smoothly."
"Okay, except you are at home, you wear this police uniform. And don't think, I don't know your mind, you just don't want to have a blind date. "
"Wang Hai, this traitor who eats inside and out!" You Yunfeng cursed secretly.
(Police station.
"Yawn, who is scolding me?" Someone rubbed his nose and said narcissistically, "Could it be that girl is thinking of me, I am really popular, hehe.")
"Xiaohai is also doing it for your own good. Don't scold him in your heart. Think about it. You haven't even touched a woman's hand. Are you still a man? Otherwise, I thought you liked men. Even if you are a man, I would I don't see you handing over." You Mu said helplessly. (Youmu, but she never thought that what she said would come true, and there are still a few men.)
That guy has only watched his good shows since he was a child, so would he be so kind?He didn't believe it.
"Okay, Mom! If we continue talking, everyone will probably leave." You Yunfeng impatiently interrupted Youmu's "whip".
As soon as he said this, You Mu nervously grabbed him by the hand and rushed into the store, pulling him to apologize to the two women in front of him.
"I'm really sorry to keep you waiting for so long." You Mu said apologetically.
"No, we just arrived." The slightly fat woman waved her hand. "This is your son, he is really a handsome man! Together with my daughter, he looks like a beautiful man."
"That's right, your face is disfigured, as long as your daughter doesn't dislike it." You Mu pointed to the cross scar on You Yunfeng's face, and said modestly.
"Auntie, you're joking. A man has some scars to look masculine, and Mr. You is so handsome." The girl sitting opposite You Yunfeng stared at him shyly. "What would Mr. You drink?"
"..." You Yunfeng remained expressionless and did not answer, which made the girl a little at a loss.
"This child is just shy, Xiaofeng! Someone asked you." You Mu squinted her eyes, and asked You Yunfeng "gently", pinching his thigh under the table.
"Hiss, um... Whatever you want." Forced by Youmu's lustful power, You Yunfeng endured the pain and said.
"Then how about a glass of Mandheling?" the girl asked cautiously.
"Hmm." You Yunfeng didn't speak.
And Youmu ordered a cup of Mocha and drank it happily, chatting with the mother and daughter in front of her.
And the girl he was dating was 24 years old, named Li Xinying, she was pretty, and she was a very shy little woman.It's not that he's dissatisfied, it's just that he doesn't know how to get along with such a girl so as not to hurt her, and he doesn't have that intention yet.
Li Xinying blushed slightly, looked at You Yunfeng timidly, and faltered and asked about his interests and hobbies, You Yunfeng only answered one by one as if he was performing official duties, without saying much.
Just as You Yunfeng took a sip of coffee, someone suddenly shouted: "Help, help..."
Hearing the cry for help, You Yunfeng rushed to the beach and jumped into the sea without thinking twice, picked up the drowning man and handed it over to the lifeguards.When he wanted to swim to the shore, suddenly something seemed to hold his feet in the water. He struggled desperately, but no matter what he couldn't break free, he slowly sank into the bottom of the sea. The cold sea made him feel Suffocation, terror, blurred focus, fatigue all over, and gradually fell into a coma. Before coma, he could clearly hear Youmu's anxious voice constantly shouting and crying: "Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng..."
When he woke up, this place was not a dark seabed, nor a gloomy hell, but in ancient times.
Ancient?Thinking of "Looking for the Qin Dynasty", he thought that Gu Tianle, like him, lived with a group of antiques in a dynasty. He knew "Wei State" in Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, but Wei State, he didn't know there was "Wei State" in history, but he knew about Wei State, but this "Wei" is not this "Wei", he is really right Looking at the sky, he shouted: "God, are you kidding me?"
Along the way, it was bad enough to be seen as a monster, and now he was thirsty and tired, and he starved to death without drowning.He has already died once and he doesn't want to starve to death like this, but the money on his body is useless at all, and there is nothing valuable to pawn, such as mobile phones and pistols.
Do you want him to be a beggar?Impossible, he has hands and feet, why should he be a beggar.However, no one is willing to recruit him. Everyone who sees him will say: "Master, are you kidding us? Our shop is small and we can't pretend to be such a noble person like you, besides, we don't There is a shortage of people."
Because every time he applied for a job, it was as if he was interrogating a prisoner. Who would dare to use him?Although his clothes are strange, but his rigorous temperament and handsome appearance, it doesn't look like the master who wants to be a servant, but is served by others.The most important thing is that he is a foreigner, and he is also a foreigner with short hair. Everyone knows that "the body and hair are affected by the parents".
Originally, he wanted to go back to his old profession and become a head catcher, but he was lucky not to be regarded as a spy, but instead he was regarded as a bandit, and he almost went to prison, but luckily he escaped witty.The reason for being caught was that the bandit had a cross scar on his face.Chi, I didn't expect that he would be caught as a bandit one day, You Yunfeng asked the sky speechlessly.
Just when he was about to despair, he saw a job offer on the wall, but, why was there two words added in front of the nursing home, and why it was "brothel".You Yunfeng shouted in his heart.
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