bird language expert

【About Disappointment】

Sparrow A: The curtains at Shen Ruixiu's house were not drawn last night.

Sparrow B: Please live broadcast!

Sparrow C: Please watch!

Sparrow D: Ask for a corner!

Sparrow A: But the lights are off.

All sparrows: ...

【About the most romantic thing】

The following is Bai Qi's interview with a sparrow couple:

Bai Qi: What do you think is the most romantic thing?

Sparrow A: Eat bread crumbs, sleep, and fight crows together.

Sparrow B: Eat millet, sleep, and fight crows together.

Bai Qi: ...Where is the romance?

Sparrows: "Together".

Crow: ...your romance is too heavy for me.

【About married life】

What can I write about my married life?In addition to raising and feeding birds, there is probably only "walking the birds"...

【About Lure】

May I ask Shen Ruixiu, what is the most miscalculated thing in this life?

Shen (grievance): I was tempted so hard once, and Bai Qi, who was so ashamed and turned into anger, didn't stop doing anything.

Bai (calmly): Then I didn't get out of bed for three days.

Therefore, the black-bellied lure is a very vengeful creature.

【About obsessive-compulsive disorder】

If after reading this you start to pay attention to birds nervously and try to understand what they are gossiping... Congratulations, the author's plot has come true.

PS: The author is not responsible for any strange symptoms, let us remember, it is shameful to be cute XD