scumbag egg

Because it is a cartoon, basically a family of three brings their children to watch the movie. There are mermaid babies and Zerg babies. Anyway, they are all very cute, especially the mermaid babies, which are pink and tender, and the fish tails are also very beautiful. , giving Keller a feeling of wanting to make soup for him.

Fried mermaid, mermaid hot pot, clear soup mermaid, well, it should be delicious.

Of course, none of the people present knew the dirty thoughts in Keller's heart. If they knew, they would definitely regard him as a pervert and gang up on him.

The movie hasn't been released yet, and it's pitch black around, Keller can't see clearly, plus holding the ball, every step he takes is very difficult, for fear of tripping on the steps or bumping into something.

Feeling someone grabbing his clothes, Keller asked with some doubts: "Asa?"

The other party breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Take my hand, and I will be your eyes."

Qiuqiu flew up obediently and put his arms around Keller's neck, whispering in his ear, "Uncle Yasa knows that Dad can't see in the dark..."

The meaning of Qiuqiu is obvious, tell him not to be aggressive.

The snake monster's eyes didn't know what was going on, and it couldn't adapt to this dark place for a while. It felt as if his eyes were covered by someone, and he couldn't see anything clearly.

Helpless, Keller could only let Yasa hold hands and walk inside step by step.

Finally sat down, and Keller's eyes slowly recovered, and then he saw clearly that Qiuqiu was being hugged by Yasa, and he was sitting side by side with Yasa.

Logically speaking, shouldn't Qiuqiu sit in the middle?

"I sit next to Uncle Yasa, because I bought too many snacks, so my chair is Uncle Yasa's leg!" Qiuqiu explained.

"You..." Keller sighed, a little speechless.

Qiuqiu thought that Keller blamed him for sitting on Yasa's lap, so he immediately mumbled, "I have no place to sit on Uncle's lap, or else you sit on Uncle's lap, and I'll sit on a chair."

Yasa turned her head and asked, "Want to sit down?"

Keller: "..."

Asa: "Actually, I don't mind holding you two."

Keller TT

The movie begins. The story tells that Xi Niuniu and a group of calves were playing on the grassland, and suddenly met a black wolf who wanted to destroy the forest, and then started a fierce battle.

Niu Village was victorious, and Hei Langlang became a prisoner of Niu Village. He washed the toilet every day and served tea and water. Keller almost fell asleep watching it.

Suddenly, a smelly but sweet smell wafted over, and Keller lost all sleepiness immediately. He smelled it left and right, the smell stimulated his parotid glands, and he immediately drooled.

Well, where is his favorite stinky tofu?

The smell is getting closer and closer, and Keller's saliva is drooling, oh, stinky tofu, his favorite stinky tofu, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Come to Lala Star, I haven't even eaten a bite of stinky tofu, it's very pitiful...

Feeling the person next to him push his arm, Keller turned his head. In the dim movie theater, Yasa's face looked extremely gentle,

She raised her eyebrows and handed him a small box the size of his palm.

I couldn't see the color of the small box clearly, but there were a few big characters on it that instantly made Keller's eyes widen, and he looked at him in a daze with an unbelievable look.

"I asked Qiuqiu to bring in the stinky tofu in a magic barrier. Eat it quickly. It will be a disaster if someone finds out." Yasa blinked and smiled.

It would be a lie to say that he was not moved, but it was only a momentary thing. To cover up the panic in his heart, Keller smiled and praised his son: "Qiaoqiu is awesome, I can think of such a way. You kiss one."

Qiuqiu was watching a movie while eating popcorn, seeing Keller also said, without blinking his eyes, he said: "Uncle Yasa's idea, just give him your sweet kiss, anyway, I have it every day. "

Little brat, I raised you for nothing, I love you for nothing, I really want to spank your ass, spank your ass...

The smile on the corner of Yasa's mouth became extraordinarily ambiguous, Keller was startled, lowered his head and stuffed the stinky tofu into his mouth, hum, wait until my mouth stinks, I'll see how you can kiss me.

The smell of stinky tofu is relatively strong, and the smell has been a bit strong before it was opened. Now that the box is opened, people around are covering their noses and asking, who is the smelly foot?

What?Smelly feet?Tsk tsk, you don't know how to enjoy it, this is stinky tofu, not stinky shoes...

Keller didn't care about the abuse from the people around him, and he still ate the tofu without changing his face. Just after eating two pieces, Keller heard someone not far away saying: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, wait for the security to drive that pervert out, it's disgusting. If you eat stinky tofu in public, you will die."

Keller was taken aback, why didn't he just eat stinky tofu, why bothered the security guards, and asked Yasa and Qiuqiu in a low voice: "Do you want to eat?"

Qiuqiu immediately covered her mouth, her big amber eyes were filled with fear instantly: "No, no, keep it to honor Dad."

Keller's mouth twitched, son, didn't I force you to take poison?Why that expression?

"What about you?" Keller asked Asaph.

Yasa's eyebrows twitched, but the smile on his face was still warm: "No need, this is something you like to eat. It's better for me and Qiuqiu to eat snacks."

Damn, just say it if you think it stinks, why are you so hypocritical, Keller rolled his eyes in his heart, but he also felt that this man was not easy, obviously he couldn't stand the smell, but he still bought it...

Actually... a little moved...

Keller ate a few more pieces, and suddenly heard a commotion, and then saw a group of people in uniform walking towards them with electronic devices. Keller panicked for a while, what if he was fined?

It was too late, it was too late, Qiuqiu immediately used magic to make the stinky tofu in Keller's hand disappear, and then, the security guard also measured that there was a strange smell in their place, so they rushed towards them in a hurry.

Yasa turned his head and looked at him seriously, then suddenly stretched out his palm to attach to his cheek, and rubbed the corner of Keller's mouth with his thumb, wiping away the stinky tofu sauce from the corner of his mouth.

"Can I claim the reward you want to give me now?" The deep voice was as elegant as a cello, with a feeling of intoxication.

"What?" Keller wondered, what reward.

Yasa pursed her lips, lowered her head slightly, and the tip of her nose touched Keller only two centimeters away: "A sweet kiss."

As he spoke, his fingertips slowly slid down, lifted Keller's chin, and then grabbed Keller's lips violently.

The sudden kiss made Keller shrink back in fright, but his chin was pinched by Yasa, it was gentle, but it gave off a strong feeling...

The kiss was light, just a light touch, without any feeling of overstepping. At this moment, the security guard behind said with some embarrassment: "Sir, we detected it just now, and the smell is coming from you... "

Only then did Yasa let go of Keller, and asked coldly, "You mean my partner ate stinky tofu?"

The security guard looked at the detector in his hand, then at Keller, who was blushing, and Yasa, who had a bad face, and tremblingly said: "This..."

"En?" Yasa raised his eyebrows: "Do you think my partner can still kiss me after eating stinky tofu?"

Asaph is really amazing.

Keller ==

What happened to him eating stinky tofu?Why can't you kiss me anymore?Damn, if you eat stinky tofu, I can kiss you.

The security guard thought about it, and he was right. Lalaxing's stinky tofu tasted very strong, especially smelly. Except for heavy taste lovers, basically no one would dare to taste the stinky tofu.

You say, if someone eats stinky tofu, and his partner dares to kiss him without brushing his teeth, it can be said that the other party is really a tough guy.

Although the security guard was skeptical, but found no evidence, he had no choice but to appease the people around him. The incident was nothing but Keller didn't watch the movie, and his mind was full of Asa kissing him just now. look.

After watching the movie, it was already two o'clock in the morning, and Qiuqiu showed no signs of wanting to sleep. He was flying in the air very excitedly, talking to Yasa and Keller about the exciting content in "Happy Niu Niu and Hei Lang Lang".

Keller was a little tired, and said to Qiuqiu: "Qiaoqiu, let's go home, Dad has to work tomorrow."

The smile on Qiuqiu's face disappeared immediately, his little face wrinkled together, and reluctantly flew into Keller's embrace, he didn't like to go back, the whole house smelled of Nalan, really annoying.

What he hated even more was that both Keller and himself smelled of Nalan, and he felt that he had become a big villain like him.

As soon as Qiuqiu rolled his eyes, he immediately changed into a pitiful look, curled up in Keller's arms and said, "Uncle Yasa, please touch me, please take care of me..."

Keller frowned instantly, and gave Qiuqiu a shudder: "Who did you learn these words from? Hmm?"

"Hmm..." Qiuqiu said with noodle tears on his face, "I learned from the little prince..."

Keller was so angry that his chest heaved violently. He really wanted to represent the earth to destroy the little prince. His Royal Highness actually taught his lovely Qiuqiu to say such things. Really... Really...

However, he can only think about it, and he can only think about it...

"I really don't want to go back." Qiuqiu pursed her mouth, her face was bulging, and she looked extremely pitiful.

Keller patted Qiuqiu's thin shoulder: "But Qiuqiu, that's our home, we can't let that cheap angel Nalan take over, you know?"

Qiuqiu blinked his watery eyes, looked at Yasa, then at Keller, and suggested weakly: "Then don't go back tonight, okay?"

Tonight was his happiest day, with his father's love and uncle Yasa's concern, what made him even more excited was that his father had said that he would divorce Nalan.

"If you don't mind, I can actually take you in for a night." Yasa pushed his glasses and said with a smile.

deep in the palace

The angel's originally obedient hair became a mess, his blue eyes were full of anger, his hands were clenched tightly, the veins on his hands were exposed, and the creaking sound from the rubbing of the bones was extremely sharp.

After a while, he picked up the phone and made a call, and said coldly: "Search for Keller's trace in the imperial capital, and report to me immediately."

After hanging up the phone, his face became even more gloomy, Keller, how dare you not come back?

The author has something to say: the eyes first come to make amends, Mi Youxin firstly because I smoked, and Jinjiang also smoked, yesterday my best friend celebrated her birthday, I rushed there after work, played until three o’clock in the middle of the night, got drunk Not to mention, I don’t know where I smashed my head, and it hurts until now, a big bag, groaning, begging the tiger to touch it, so I updated my eyes today, I miss you so much, take a nap Soak it for me, huh?In other words, who will tell me, is it Jinjiang who smoked or my computer? I can’t find where the list of my articles is. Damn~~~