A-level spirit master

The cheerful and brisk melody flowed from all directions, and the excited and hilarious children held their mother's hand and kept jumping.Gu Yan stood in front of the colorful unicorn magic castle, wondering why he came to play in the amusement park when he was hiding in Desperate World.

... What a luxurious life.

"Sir, did you choose a two-person pass?" The conductor lady wearing pink rabbit ears smiled sweetly at Gu Yan.

Gu Yan came back to his senses: "Yes."

The young lady took out two leather wristbands: "This is the latest two-person pass wristband launched by our Happy Valley. You only need to show it during the game. Please keep it."

Gu Yan thanked him, and casually threw one of them to Shi Ling: "Wear it well, don't lose it."

One bracelet was pink and the other was blue. Gu Yan would definitely not wear pink, so he threw the bracelet to another gentleman.

Sure enough, Chi Ling received the Pleasant Goat bracelet, frowned, and looked at the blue Pleasant Goat bracelet on Gu Yan's wrist.

Gu Yan said defensively, "I won't change."

"A couple?" said the order.

"Huh?" Gu Yan didn't turn the corner.

The imperial edict raised his bracelet: "Is yours and mine a pair?"

Gu Yan was dumbfounded: "How the hell would I know..."

"Yes." Miss the conductor smiled sweetly, "Beautiful Goats like Pleasant Goats, they are the most suitable couple in Qingqing Grassland."

Gu Yan: "..." Is there such a mystery? !

Chi Ling nodded in satisfaction, and put it on his wrist without any hesitation: "Let's go."

Looking at the two tall and straight figures walking away, the conductor girl flicked the purple, green, yellow, and red bracelets in the drawer, showing a smile that hides her achievements and fame.

The last time Gu Yan came to the amusement park was more than ten years ago.At that time, he was still a little Douding, and he came with his parents to play around for a day, probably because of his bad stomach, he started vomiting and diarrhea when he got home, and he was sent to the hospital overnight to be put on an intravenous drip.This not-so-good memory made him faintly apprehensive about places like amusement parks, and he hasn't been here for so many years.

Now he doesn't have those concerns because only normal humans get sick :)

Compared with more than ten years ago, today's amusement parks have more internal projects.As soon as the two entered the Magic Fort, they were greeted with screams and laughter.Chi Ling stared blankly at the roller coaster passing by not far away, his superior eyesight allowed him to see every overly frightened expression on the car, and the heart-piercing screams filled his ears like a magic sound .

"Is it so exciting..." Chi Ling's eyes sparkled, eager to try, "Let's go, play with that."

Gu Yan gave him a vicissitudes of life: "You can't play that kind of effect, have you forgotten the 'fried little train'?"

The edict was puzzled: "Fried? Can I eat it?"

"..." Gu Yan sighed, "Let's go, I'll take you there."

Five minutes later, a frenziedly screaming roller coaster crashed across the tracks.Among the grim expressions, two bored faces were mixed discordantly.

Chi Ling couldn't help but yawned, resting his chin on one hand: "What are these humans shouting?"

Gu Yan looked down at the common people, the strong wind made him squint his eyes, and said deeply like a philosopher, "It's a fun that neither you nor I can understand."

This roller coaster was not even one-tenth as thrilling as the fried train, and the two played it peacefully.After coming down from the top, when encountering items such as the pirate ship jumping machine, the two tacitly ignored them.

Several female college students held fluffy and soft marshmallows and walked past the two of them arm in arm, leaving laughter all the way.

Chi Ling turned his head to look: "What are they holding in their hands? It looks like a cloud."

"Cotton candy." Gu Yan said.

"Oh." The edict replied, and stood there blankly, sniffing the sweet scent remaining in the air longingly and sadly.

Gu Yan: "..." Please don't show such a pitiful look!

Young Master Gu, whose purse was empty, was sore, and he tugged at the order: "Do you want to, do you want to play..." He glanced around, and clicked one casually: "Bumper cars."

Chi Ling followed his gaze and saw that the players in the amusement pool were killing madly, laughing like crazy, and a girl in a short skirt almost flew out of the car due to the sudden impact.

Events with a certain competitive flavor quickly aroused the imperial interest.He immediately put the marshmallows behind him, and actively dragged Gu Yan to line up.

Amusement parks have always been a place where parents, children and couples get together. The two big men, Gu Yan and Ding Ling, stood in the line aggressively, and it didn't take long to attract the attention of several young girls.

The masks covered most of the faces of the two, but they did not detract from their handsomeness, but instead added a touch of mystery and alienation.

She looks good, and she's so close...

Gu Yan noticed that someone was secretly taking pictures of himself with a mobile phone.He didn't encounter this kind of thing once and for all, he didn't care much before, but now the situation is special, Gu Yan is really afraid that people from the court will find his trace.

Gu Yan turned his face away, and quietly hid behind Chi Ling.

"Don't take pictures." When Gu Yan moved, the back of Chi Ling's head turned around as if he had eyes, and he pressed Gu Yan into his arms, frowned and said to the girls next to him, "Put down the phone, he is shy. "

? !I am ashamed of you a hammer! !

Gu Yan panicked and wanted to push away the order.Although the old hooligan's strength has not fully recovered, the order is very strong, and he tightly hugged Gu Yan and said to the girls: "Did you hear that?"

The girls smiled awkwardly, took back their phones in embarrassment, and couldn't help but communicate with a little excitement: "Good Su!! It must be a couple!"

"I really want to pull off the masks of the two of them!"

"Although it's a bit fierce, but the voice is nice."

The girls thought that the whispered communication was heard by the order. He raised his eyebrows and said in awe, "Can ears get pregnant?"

... Gu Yan covered his old face.

The girls were startled, then looked at the command and laughed together: "My God, this man is so interesting."

"What kind of peerless cutie is this hahahahahaha."

There was even a bold girl who looked at the edict and said, "Little brother, do you use WeChat? Give me a friend~"

The order was coldly rejected.

"Oh, let's add one~"

Chi Ling looked down at Gu Yan: "Can I use WeChat now?" Since seeing the group chat last time, Gu Yan has forbidden Chi Ling to play.

Gu Yan, who has been working hard to reduce his sense of existence, was inexplicably Q: "..." Your uncle, why did you suddenly ask me!

The girl was startled, looked at Gu Yan for two or three seconds, blushed and kept waving her hands: "No, no, no, no! I have no other intentions! Please be happy!"

After she finished speaking, her face became even redder, and she dragged the little sisters out of the team.

Gu Yan stretched out Erkang's hand, girl, come back, I didn't mean that -! !

The edict brought Gu Yan forward as if nothing had happened: "It's our turn."

Gu disgusted and gritted his teeth fiercely: "You mean to mess with me?"

Chi Ling didn't answer, and took Gu Yan's hand and showed the ticket inspector the bracelet: "Couple pass."

Nima!Gu bored a mouthful of old blood ==

The ticket inspector was frightened, and put the two of them into the game pool messily.

Gu Yan counted his arrows, leaning on the edict to move forward with difficulty: "Brother, I beg you, don't be so prodigal when you go out... We are still wanted criminals, wanted criminals."

"What are you afraid of when I'm here?" Chi Ling wanted to pick up Gu Yan and walk away, "Hurry up, the car will be snatched away."

When the two lined up, they were at the back, and as soon as they entered the pool, the players at the front rushed to snatch it up, and the most popular car was quickly occupied.As soon as Chi Ling touched a bumper car in the shape of a bumblebee, he was pushed away by a figure unceremoniously.

With murderous intent in his eyes, Chi Ling said coldly, "You're looking for death... um."

Gu Yan covered his mouth, he didn't dare to listen to the old rascal now, he was afraid that there would be some troubles again.However, he couldn't hold back his breath, and sneered at the two greasy young men who sat in with crude tattoos: "You fucking rob gold."

Greasy youth A yelled: "What are you talking about! You don't understand first come first served?"

Greasy young man B looked like a rogue, biting a cigarette and mocking: "If you can't get it, you can go home and cry with your mother, two weak chickens."

Chi Ling squinted his eyes, and his aura suddenly changed. Gu Yan even felt a chill down his spine in less than a second.He was afraid that the edict would cause trouble, so he slammed his foot on the front of the Hornet before he got angry, and suddenly leaned over to close the distance with the little rascal!

The greasy youth B shrank back obviously, and a little ashes fell from the cigarette: "...what are you doing!"

"What are you nervous about?" Gu Yan expressionlessly raised his hand to stifle the cigarette from the greasy young man's mouth, "Be a civilized person and don't smoke in public places."

After Gu Yan finished speaking, he ignored the other party's reaction, dragged the edict and slowly turned around and left.

Greasy youth A whispered: "Sixth brother?"

Greasy youth B smiled: "Let me keep an eye on him for a while."

There were not many cars left in the game pool, so Gu Yan found a Pikachu tandem car in the corner and motioned for him to sit in it.

Chi Ling looked at Pikachu, who was wearing two blobs of blush, and was dying: "One second! I'll get the car back."

Gu Yan sneered and stuffed him in: "How old are you, do you still care about this?"

Chi Ling gritted his teeth and got into the car, stared blankly for a moment, then opened his eyes again.

The cars in the game pool are divided into single-seater and double-seater, and the single-seater was robbed early in the morning.The two-seater bumper car is divided into two types, one is the left and right horizontal two-seater, such as the Bumblebee; the other is the front and rear longitudinal two-seater, such as Pikachu.

In other words, if Gu Yan sits in, he will be embraced by the order...

Gu Yan obviously came to his senses, and stood by the car awkwardly and hesitantly: "...Forget it, get down, and we'll find another car."

Chi Ling remained motionless, smiling lazily and beating: "How old are you, do you still care about this?"

Gu Yan choked.

"The game is about to begin—please fasten your seat belts. Players who are not seated, please be seated as soon as possible——Player who are not seated, please be seated as soon as possible—"

The loudspeaker urged over and over again like chanting sutras.

Gu Yan adjusted his mask, but got into the car helplessly.

Chi Ling brazenly pillowed on Gu Yan's shoulder, wrapping him in his arms.Gu Yan even felt the other party's eyelashes lightly brushing the side of his face.

"Warning you, don't make trouble." Gu Yan tilted his head uncomfortably.

Reluctantly, the imperial edict relaxed a little.

"Where's the seat belt?" Gu Yan asked.

Chi Ling reached behind his waist and touched it, and pulled out a black wide ribbon: "This?"

"Yes." Gu Yan took it, went around and buckled it, and the two of them stuck together in an instant!

"I only have one seat belt???" Gu Yan said, "You look for it again."

Chi Ling pretended to turn his head to look at it, and said, "No more, just one."

This seat belt is like the red thread of the old man, bypassing the waists of Shi Ling and Gu Yi, binding the two together sweetly.

Of course, sweetness is the psychological activity of the old hooligan.Before the game even started, Chi Ling said seriously and quietly on Gu Yan's shoulder: "I like to play with bumper cars."

Gu Yan thought that he just liked it, and assigned the task without looking back: "I will handle the steering wheel in a while, and you will be in charge of the accelerator and brake."

Chi Ling hummed lazily.

"Everyone, the game is about to start, please check your seat belts..."

The broadcast ended, and the sound of the machine running suddenly sounded. , Chi Ling stepped on the gas pedal, and the blush-faced Pikachu jumped out!

Gu Yan leaned back because of the sudden momentum, and the back of his head bumped into Shi Ling's nose.

The old hooligan let out a low scream.

Gu Yan was both apologetic and wanted to laugh, sitting in the fast-moving Pikachu and conveying greetings: "Are you all right?"

"It's okay." Zhiling rubbed his nose with one hand and rubbed the back of Gu Yan's head with the other, with physical tears in the corners of his eyes, but a grin on his lips, commanding hastily, "Where are those two brats just now? Fuck them!"

As soon as the words fell, a strong impact slammed from the rear of the car!

The two of them rushed forward, luckily Lingling quickly supported the steering wheel to hold it steady, otherwise his nose might suffer again.

Gu Yan turned his head, and at a glance, he saw two greasy young men sitting in the bumblebee and smiling at him triumphantly.

Gu Yan also smiled: "The consciousness is quite high, and he knows how to deliver the goods to the door."

Chi Ling rested his chin on Gu Yan's shoulder, his long and narrow eyes curled into playful arcs, and stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom with a smirk.

Gu Yan turned the steering wheel, and Pikachu swung his tail, aggressively aimed at the bumblebee and slammed into it!

Bumblebee evaded in a hurry, but it was still a step too late, and was slammed into the car body by Pikachu, and the two greasy young men rushed together.

Ordering to reverse the car, Pikachu retreated a short distance away.Immediately afterwards, the accelerator was stepped on again, and Pikachu viciously pressed against Bumblebee, knocking the car body more than two meters away!

The two greasy young men scolded on the spot, and one of them even bit the skin of his mouth accidentally.

Shi Ling leaned on Gu Yan's shoulder, and smiled viciously at the two of them.

"Damn it, fuck him!" the greasy young man yelled.

Chi Ling and Gu Yan seemed to be teasing them, driving Pikachu into a puff of smoke, causing the greasy young man to yell at him behind him.

"If you are paralyzed, don't run away!" A clamoring voice came from behind.

"Those who don't run are idiots." Gu Yan laughed loudly, running the train with his mouth full: "If you catch up with me, I'll let you hehehe."

The edict asked curiously, "What special meaning does this sentence have?"

"...No, no." Gu Yan held the steering wheel with a pure face.

Does the old hooligan know what to do?Even with Gu Yan's courage, he dared not say it.

The players in the game pool knocked people off their backs, and laughed continuously. Gu Yan even saw an old lady's false teeth flying out...

The Hornet is larger than other models, making it more difficult to navigate the game pool.The greasy young man chased all the way, instead of catching up, he was hit by other cars several times, and gradually developed hatred with others, and he couldn't care about Pikachu.

It's not easy for Gu Yan and them, there is a Minnie car with two girls in it to catch Pikachu and hit it.The point is that their driving skills are better than those of the greasy youngsters. Gu Yan almost escaped several times, but Chi Ling steered the steering wheel at the critical moment to kill a bloody road.

Even so, Pikachu was hit many times by cars in all directions.Gu Yan's head was shaking.

At the beginning of the edict, he would provoke others, but later he stopped talking when bumping into each other, and was as quiet as a chicken for half a circle, even when he was bumped hard by others, he remained silent.

Gu Yan was too excited to play, and belatedly realized that something was wrong with him, tilted his head and asked, "Did you fall asleep?" The state of the edict is unstable, and a fall asleep often comes just as soon as it is said.

Shi Ling shook his head halfway, and Pikachu was bumped again.Gu Yan fell into Chi Ling's arms, and knocked his lips on Chi Ling's neck through the mask.

Chiling hurriedly helped him up, and even took the initiative to put some distance away, saying in a hoarse voice, "I'm fine. I just... want to be tough."

"..." Gu Yan was stunned for a moment, gripping the steering wheel tightly, with veins popping out of his forehead, "How dare you?!"

The edict was wronged: "It hit too hard! It's still rubbing back and forth..."

"Don't, don't describe it!" Gu Jiji was afraid that he would react too, so he kept the distance from the order as much as possible, and drove Pikachu to a place where there were few people.

Chi Ling sighed, "Can we play this game alone in the future?"

Gu Yan's head was full of black lines: "What do you think? If you don't touch a bumper car, what is it called a bumper car??!"

Chiling raised his long finger, rubbed Gu Yan's lips through the mask, and murmured with love: "When you said this, your lips must have moved very quickly."

Gu Yan clenched his tail and closed his mouth, almost tremblingly waiting for the time to end.

After coming out of the game pool, Gu Yan couldn't help but cast a few glances and coughed dryly: "...How are you doing now?"

Chi Lingsao. Lang smiled: "Did you check?"

Gu Yan endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back, he gritted his teeth and punched him in the stomach: "Now, are you going down?"

"...I went down." Chi Ling snorted and looked at Gu Yan fondly, "When will you be gentle with me? Of course, I also like you when you are irritable."

"Fuck," Gu Yan was so angry that he punched him again.

The edict finally shut up.

Gu Yan didn't know if he really went down or not.Chiling was wearing a coat, so nothing could be seen from the outside.Gu Yan didn't want to piss herself off, so she decided to skip this topic.

"What's next?" Chi Ling asked.

Gu Yan found a map of Happy Valley nearby, and thought for a few seconds: "Here."

The edict read out word by word: "Escape from the secret room?"

Gu Yan smiled slightly.He didn't believe that in the escape room, the old rascal could still show love.

'Happy Unicorn Valley' occupies a very large area. In order to facilitate tourists to find their favorite projects, trams are also arranged in the valley.Tickets are only two yuan per person.

But Gu Yan couldn't even get four dollars now...he and Chi Ling had no choice but to walk across half of Happy Valley to the 'Escape Room' project.

Gu Yan rushed to show off the couple bracelets before the order, and showed them to the ticket inspectors in a normal way, and the two were let through.

The staff sent a poster to the two of them with brief introductions of different types of dungeons, allowing Gu Yan and Zhi Ling to choose one of them.

"Murder classroom in the dark night, tomb of the living dead, chemical laboratory, dark.dark.fairy tale (adult.adult version)..."

Gu Yan was puzzled: "Adult version? Is there a children's version?"

Staff: "Yes. The difficulty between the two is similar, but the scene of the adult version is more terrifying and bloody."

Gu Yan understood: "Then... that's it." What blood is afraid of a spirit master who has seen [Prince Night Corpse]?

The staff smiled: "Okay, both of you, please follow me."

Gu Yan and Chi Ling were taken to a small dark room with a small sofa inside.The staff signaled the two to wait a moment, he went out for a while, and brought three people over when he came back.

One man and two women, two of them looked like a pair, sticky.The other girl wore low ponytails and silver-rimmed glasses, so she should be alone.

The staff picked up the walkie-talkie: "The players in the sixth secret room are ready."

There was a response from the walkie-talkie, and the staff said, "This way please."

The five people were brought into a room where they couldn't see their fingers in a ignorant manner.The staff member wished you all a good time and slammed the door shut.

The woman in the couple yelled in panic, pounded on the door and said, "Is this the beginning?"

Five people answered.

Gu Yan turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone, and the light shone from the bottom up, casting weird and frightening shadows on everyone's faces.

The young man coughed: "Since we are doing the task together, let's introduce each other first. My name is Zhao Peng, and you can call me Dapeng. This is my girlfriend Cui Jing."

"Yeah~ who asked you to speak for others." Cui Jing lightly punched him with her small pink fist, and said with a coquettish smile, "Everyone can call me Jing Jing." Pass the edict and care about boredom.

Gu Yan pointed to himself: "Xiao Zhang." Then pointed to the edict: "Xiao Li."

The girl wearing glasses said, "Call me Xiaoshuang."

After the introduction of the five people, a beam of light suddenly lit up in the center of the dark room—a slightly messy European medieval bedroom appeared in front of everyone.

Gu Yanjiang looked around the room, and a childish voice with a strange tone resounded through his ears——

"Once upon a time there was a man...

A worthless man...

His fingers are nowhere to be found...

Too lazy to bury him in the grave...

He rolled his head under the bed...

Limbs strewn about the room..."

After listening carefully, Xiao Shuang adjusted his glasses: "Based on a simple guess based on the content of this ballad, we seem to be able to get out as long as we find the man's scattered limbs."

Cui Jing groaned, and threw herself into Dapeng's arms tremblingly: "It sounds so scary! I'm afraid..."

"Don't be afraid, baby." Dapeng patted his girlfriend on the back and comforted him distressedly, "I will definitely take you out smoothly."

Cui Jing hummed.

Shi Ling blinked thoughtfully.

Xiao Shuang waited for her to finish before saying: "Now we have five people, divided into... three groups, first explore this secret room, and find out as much information as possible." Without waiting for everyone to speak, she said with a smile: "I'm in my own group. Everyone gather in 15 minutes."

The others had no objection and dispersed on the spot.

Gu Yan and Chi Ling chose a large wooden bookcase, on which were densely packed English tomes.Gu Yan randomly took out a book and found out that it was a model.

That's right, if it was a real work, it would be considered a big deal, and it would be too wasteful to use it to fill props.

Gu Yan earnestly searched for clues one by one, ordered the old rascal to do nothing, and idled his hands to watch Gu Yan's busy work.

Gu Yan glanced at him: "Why don't I get you a bedding and a wooden fish, so you keep meditating for a while?"

"What's so good about meditating?" Chi Ling rested his pillow on Gu Yan's shoulder, "All emotions and desires must be cut off."

Gu Yan frowned and pushed his forehead: "Be honest with me, work without meditating."

The edict didn't move, and after holding back for a long time, he said, "...I'm afraid."

"Ah?" Gu Yan put back a book, "I'm afraid I'll just stay aside and call you when I go out."

"Is this your answer?" Chi Ling closed his eyes, wrapped his arms around Gu Yan's waist, bit his ear and said dissatisfiedly, "Why didn't you say 'Baby, don't be afraid.'"