Which one is better if the officials are forced to die together [Comprehensive British and American]

Lex Luthor is a good president.

Usually, the title of "good president" is not recognized when a president is still in office.

It’s a position that’s forever dealing with contingencies that aren’t the president’s fault at all — at least not this one.

For example, some terrorist attacks can often be planned for more than ten years, far exceeding the term of the president, and some unlucky ones may only be affected by the unclean ass of the previous president; If you have a whim, the time difference from the idea to the actual implementation may be as short as an hour or so.

Of course, of course, people know that it is unreasonable to blame these tragedies on the president. Although the president is indeed responsible for most of the tragedies that happen in the world. , The things that bring down the president are trivial things, which are not worth mentioning compared to those tragedies.

But after a sudden tragedy, people's anger has to have a place to vent, right?

Given the importance of the presidency, the power he wields, the fact that almost everyone knows him, and the fact that most of the responsibilities that should be his are neglected - taking responsibility that shouldn't be his , has also become part of the duties of the President.

The part that wasn't written in the presidential inaugural letter and the law.

To sum up, before a president leaves office, after excluding those who are extremely flattering and flattering, few people will openly identify him as a "good president".

If he were to be praised for his work, most people with political leanings and positions would praise him more in a joking tone.

Among the masses, however, the situation is quite different.

It can be said responsibly that President Luthor has completely captured their hearts. After he implemented the promise of health care reform in a tough, unbelievably tough style, people have gone crazy for him.

About how bad the US medical system is - it can be explained in just one sentence.

Health insurance in this country is highly market-based.

Most people's medical insurance is commercial insurance, and the cost is paid by the insurance company. In other words, this is a business, not a benefit.

Another fact is that, as a superpower, the life expectancy of this country ranks No. 40 and eighth in the world, and it has been falling year after year, and it is about to fall out of the top [-].

Heavy guns, high levels of drug use and active crime certainly play a part in the poor rankings, but a poor healthcare system is definitely to blame too, which, by the way, after addressing that issue, President Luther A special insurance has also been set up to pay for the losses caused by the Super League reverse.

"Anyway, I have been paying for the war damage of Metropolis." Lex said to Moxie, "let's name it 'Superman Insurance'."

——Superman Insurance, exclusively sponsored by Lex Group, is exclusively for metropolitan citizens and is free for life.

"Do you want to contact Mr. Al?" Moxi dutifully put forward her opinion, whether there is any disagreement or whether she wants to see a good show, and then said, "I think he will be interested in this insurance."

"I can understand how you're trying to increase our chances of seeing each other, Mercy dear," Lex replied, "but I'd be more than happy to pay the bill myself."

Mercy: ...

Mercy: ... just talking.

Mercy: ...look at your shyness.Didn't I know Carl was at your house every weekend.

The main address of the President of the United States during his inauguration is the White House. His relatives, including pets, can live with him in the White House for the sake of the president's personal safety.

But this is not to say that the president must live in the White House. The president himself usually has other residences and villas for vacation. He can choose to leave the White House briefly and abnormally and live in other places temporarily, because the security system directly facing the president It is very complicated. The president must do all kinds of work well when traveling, so under normal circumstances, the president will not just make trouble.

Lex Luthor is an exception.

He would go back to his home in the Metropolis every weekend, as if the presidency had weekends.

Because the people really love him sincerely, and because of his iron fist, this kind of willful behavior has not been criticized. Everyone pays more attention to the president's pornographic news... No, it should not be said as pornographic news, the president and him Her boyfriend has long been in a public relationship, and this is not an underground secret relationship.

Although in terms of exposure, this public relationship is not even as good as many secret romances.

When it comes to this topic, media people all over the United States can't help shaking their heads and sighing.

The itineraries of these two people are almost semi-public. After all, they are among the best public figures. The president has a special status. However, the White House is not a place where people can keep their privacy. Besides, the president also needs to go out for visits and political shows. It is not difficult to know the news related to the other party when dealing with official affairs.

What about Kal-El?Compared with the past few years, the frequency of his outings has also increased a lot. It seems that his focus has begun to shift to work. His adoptive brother, Alexander Ayer, often takes him to attend various activities for He introduces important people in different fields.

The young heir has won praise from all walks of life - but at the same time, his blank degree column has also attracted some irrepressible ridicule and criticism.

This is all the news about Kal-El that the media has obtained after painstaking inquiries.

What a hell.

However, such impenetrable protection of privacy aroused the curiosity of reporters. Their experience told them that the more these celebrities cover up, the more they show that there are ulterior secrets behind them. Take a look at Al's The social circle and his identity, what exactly is he trying to hide?

Maybe it was a political scandal enough to shock the whole world!It's like a ** incident!

Stalking, secretly filming, working day and night outside the door of Ayer's main house, dispatching drones and helicopters to take pictures... The reporters exhausted their means and finally discovered a secret that, uh, neither of the two parties tried hard to hide. .

Every weekend, the president flies back to the metropolis from the White House to stay at his own home.

Every weekend, Kal-El leaves the house for the president's residence in the Metropolis, and doesn't leave until the weekend is over.

This... um... barely breaks news.

Reporters published their stories with gusto, and people skimmed them with gusto.Nowadays, the news related to the love between these two people can hardly attract people's attention. The people are always fickle, and what they look forward to is something more exciting and novel.

Today, after the president and his gay man have been in an open relationship for several years, people are more interested in why they are not married than news of their stable relationship.

Why aren't Lex Luthor and Kal-El married yet?

Such doubts gradually spread. In the beginning, people only occasionally mentioned such doubts during chatting, and it was just a casual mention, and no one paid attention.

Then, gradually, some people really started to wonder, and they began to collect reports about the lovers and learn about their past.

After learning of their deep relationship, the doubts became louder and louder, and finally someone put it on the Internet and TV; talk shows, talent shows began to discuss it, and stars began to talk about it; When the rumored small radio stations began to catch the heat of this topic, someone finally gave a seemingly convincing answer.

"Look at His Excellency's head, it's as smooth as glass and barren," said the man sadly, "and Mr. Al, his hair is as thick as the spruce of the Tongass Forest, not to mention he And he's so cute—he's in his youth!"

This is really an irrefutable reason.

So all of a sudden, people started to pay attention to the president's baldness. No one noticed when the president was just bald...By the way, when did the president become bald?

The media people were stunned.

They asked every practitioner, from the entertainment section to the economic section and then to the international section. No matter what section, no one remembered the specific time and process of the president's baldness. It was as if the memory had been completely wiped from their minds.

Why?Why hasn't anyone noticed the president's baldness?

Is it because the change of the hairline is too subtle and calm?

But this is unreasonable. The hairline of the venerable British prince is touching the hearts of the entire country. The local media can't wait to take a close-up of the prince's head every day, and then make a "record of hair volume change in one year" or something There is no reason for the American counterparts to be worse than them, right?

Is it because Mr. President acted decisively and bought all the photos and completely destroyed them?

This is quite in line with his behavior before he took office. Those who took the photos would also have professional ethics and not leave any negatives (what happened to people without professional ethics is also an unsolved mystery), but even the president Even the negatives were bought in one go, so the person who took the photos will always have a little impression.

"Could it be that we have all been brainwashed?" Someone raised an absurd opinion.

But this absurd proposal was quickly accepted by everyone: the proliferation of supernormal power in the United States is no secret. Everyone knows that there were gossip about "conducting illegal experiments" before the President took office. Many people know that this is not a gossip at all. According to the news, Luthor does have supernormal power in his hands, but no one can find the evidence.

So, after a few cryptic eye contact, this group of uncrowned kings who conquered the world with their pens silently silenced this topic.

But the news that "Kal-El turned down a marriage proposal due to the president's baldness" somehow got around and quickly attracted national attention.

Lex: "..."

He leaned against the bed and flipped through the messages on his phone, and glanced helplessly at Carl, who was trembling with laughter: "Is it that fun?"

"Of, of course." Carl endured the laughter and said intermittently, "Don't grow your hair long! I haven't seen enough jokes yet!"

"This has caused me great financial loss." Lex complained half-truthfully.

He raised his hand to touch Carl's stomach, the firm eight-pack abs under his palm were still heaving with laughter, just like Carl's feeling, surprisingly warm.

"Huh?" Carl let out a lazy nasal voice.

He had laughed enough, so he put his hand on the back of Lex's hand, and his fingers slid between Lex's fingertips, slowly rubbing the other side with his fingertips, like a little sparrow pecking at the rice grains on the ground, once, once , Again, take it easy.

"Hair growth products are all unsalable. Medicines, health products, and a series of derived tools are all unsalable." Lex sighed, "In order to satisfy your evil taste, I am losing money every day."

"...It's so pitiful." Carl's voice sank.

He pressed Lex's hand and guided Lex to stroke down the groove of his abdominal muscle, "Let me repay you well..."

His voice swallowed vaguely.

"...Where did you learn this kind of saying?" After a long time, Lex asked intermittently.

"Don't you like it?" Carl's voice was hoarse.

"..."

I don't know how many times, the topic related to hair has been bypassed by Karl with unknown movements and boldness.