Master is in hand, I have the world

【Current】Myth % Wushuang: Are you free on Saturday night?

Pan Ran was using his Tianzun account to vigorously scan the giant centipede in front of him, when the white-clothed swordsman behind him suddenly had this line of words on his head.

After Shinhwa was plotted against by Pan Ran in the indiscriminate PK, he actually obediently turned around and followed him every day, no matter whether he was brushing the book or fighting monsters, he would be there whenever he was called. It's strange, and I will never say a word.

After being overwhelmed by Shinhwa's sharp manipulation for the first time in the Battle of the Three Realms, it was only now that Pan Ran really began to understand Shinhwa.

Most of the people in the Red Mansion have broken mouths and brain twitches, and there is no limit to wretched perversions, and Shinhwa is probably the only exception.

There are three major events when Shinhwa goes online every day, building equipment, researching skills, and going out of town to kill people.

At first, Pan Ran thought that Shinhwa was still angry about his defection, but it was only later that he deeply realized that this person turned out to be such a boring guy.Although Liuli Love Letter, the boss with black wings, is also famous for his poker face, but it is far from the myth.If Liuli Love Letter is J pretending to be cool, Shinhwa is the K who rolls his eyes all over the city.

Therefore, this is the first time Shinhwa took the initiative to speak to him.

And it has nothing to do with the current dungeon.

Does the sun come out from the west?

Pan Ran was stunned for a long while, and the figure of Shinhwa suddenly flashed to the front, a group of swordsmen attacking the wind and rain attracted all the hatred of the large group of centipedes, followed by a blood burst, and then turned around with a little blood.

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: After the fight, answer the question.

Pan Ran couldn't laugh or cry.

you are vicious.

But just for one answer, is it worth almost dying with those centipedes?

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: Are you planning to date me?

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: Roll!

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: That is to ask me to do something?

Pan Ran didn't dare to tease him anymore, this guy was from the Red Mansion anyway, if he got anxious, he might really turn against him, where would he find such a hard-working and naughty swordsman to accompany him every day?

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: If you don't want to, forget it, pretend I didn't say it.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: This brother!How did you know I would refuse before you even said what it was?

Myths don't speak anymore.

What is wrong with this product.

Can't even say a nice word to give a good face when asking for help?

Pan Ran was a little broken.

[Current] Myth% Wushuang: Help us fight the guild battle of the regular members.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: This one, little Case.

【Current】Myth % Wushuang: Saturday night at 7:[-].

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: Good.

Shinhwa wanted something from him, and this was a good opportunity to negotiate terms and conditions to seek compensation, and Pan Ran didn't know why he agreed so readily.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: Wait, I am an elder anyway, so I have to say hello to the boss first when I go to fight guild battles for you, right?

[Current] Shinhwa% Wushuang: No need, Liuli Love Letter will also come over by then.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: ...

The Red Mansion is indeed a perverted existence, even J can dig in to help them fight guild wars, as long as the hoe is well swung, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

[Current] Shinhwa% Wushuang: Start training with us tomorrow.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: Wait, I have a question.

Shinhwa didn't continue, just stood quietly in front of him and waited for him to continue.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: Is there any benefit to winning?

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: None.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: ...

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: If you lose, you will be hunted down by the entire Red Mansion.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: Why!

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: After the Red Mansion loses, someone must take the blame.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: Then why me! ! !

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: Don't worry, Sang Fuyun will recite it with you.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: He actually lowered me to the same level as him, so I might as well carry it on my own, thank you.

Pan Ran really saw the ability of the Red Mansion when he cooperated on the battlefield.In addition to Liuli's love letter, even Mu Feihua, the boss of the Six Gods Temple, was invited.Mu Feihua is also recognized as a master, and won the No.2 in the individual competition of the Battle of the Three Realms the year before, but he has been indifferent to world affairs for many years, and it is quite magical to be able to find such a person for help.

It's especially funny when they cooperate, only Mu Feihua, Liuli Love Letter, Mo Xixiangchu and Pan Ran are following the command, the other five are flying around like bombers, and one of them wants to fly but can't. Sang Fuyun got up.From a distance, it looked like the entire formation was completely loose, and there was no cooperation at all. When the enthusiasm came up after the fight, they simply disbanded the team and began to fight each other without distinction. spectacular.

When the battle ended and everyone was teleported out to wait for the score results, Hei Xifeng and T-CC resolutely surrounded Xia Lanxunde.

[Current] Hei Xifeng: Xiaoyou, is this Shinhwa's good friend?Shinhwa, Baiyoubai and Yuezi are all sold out, you have to work hard.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: No. -＿-#

[Current] T-CC: Look at his ecstasy figure, that tender face, and the shyness at the tip of his brow.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: Really not.

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: Shut up!It gets darker and darker!

[Currently] T-CC: People like this all the time: fight with loved ones, talk to strangers.

[Current] Hei Xifeng: Little T, you know too much.

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: You two are endless!

There are tens of thousands of rotten women in the world, and the degree of these two women should be regarded as rotten, extremely deep and hopelessly rotten.

When Pan Ran saw Shinhwa blowing up, his bad taste suddenly exploded.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: Well, since you've all talked about this, it would be unfair for me to lie to you again.Shinhwa, in fact, I have always been to you...

[Current] T-CC: Right!right!I knew it! o(≧v≦)o

[Current] Hei Xifeng: Don't interrupt, let the confession fly for a while!

Shinhwa stood there without saying a word, and Pan Ran could imagine him looking gloomy in front of the computer, ready to start a massacre.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: I have no idea.

The crowd watching Jiqing fell to the ground.

System: Myth% Wushuang has turned on the massacre mode.

Pan Ran was not very afraid of confronting Shinhwa, as long as the swordsman was not allowed to get close, Tianzun could take advantage of it.What's more, Honglou always fights when it finds an opportunity, and relies on fists for everything. As the saying goes, fighting is healthier and can improve operational skills.

System: Hei Xifeng has activated the massacre mode.

System: T-CC has turned on the massacre mode.

System: Crazy Xiaobai has turned on the massacre mode.

System: Yue Rugou has turned on the massacre mode.

……

All kinds of perverts swarmed up, and Shinhwa barely lasted more than ten seconds before kissing the floor.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: ...

He and Shinhwa's personal grievances can be settled in private, so what are you guys doing to make trouble?

[Current] Hei Xifeng: Don't worry, Shinhwa won't hate you, I assure you.

[Current] T-CC: Yes, yes, let us take the blame, and you two should love each other happily! o(≧v≦)o

【Current】Madman Xiaobai: Kill people to stop domestic violence.No thanks, this is what we should do.

[Current] The moon is like a hook: protecting the vulnerable groups starts with you and me.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: ...Didn't you really find an excuse to kill Shinhwa to vent your anger?

[Current] Hei Xifeng: You think too much.

[Current] T-CC: I always say that.

[Current] Madman Xiaobai: NONONO, this is an organized and unpremeditated accidental injury.

[Currently] The moon is like a hook: This beauty, cannibalism is a feature of the Red Mansion, and it is also a feature of the Red Mansion to throw stones into trouble. Please get used to it as soon as possible.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: What do you mean... just now, if it wasn't Shinhwa but someone else, you would still be able to kill him?

All the perverts in the Red Chamber answered in unison: "You've got the truth."

Pan Ran had dark lines on his face.

Shinhwa obviously didn't want to rest in peace, so he clicked on the gate of the underworld to cheat the corpse.

A group of perverts got excited and went up to knock him down again.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: Hey, although this is your housework, if the equipment explodes and someone picks it up, it won’t look good.

[Current] Hei Xifeng: Quickly tell me, this guy doesn't feel sorry for this guy!

[Currently] T-CC: This guy really hurts!Chiguoguo's JQ has wood! ! !

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: ...

Myth's corpse disappeared, and soon teleported in from the entrance of the battlefield.

A group of perverts rushed over without hesitation.

Shinhwa was obviously already blown up, obviously couldn't handle this group of perverted gang fights, but still turned on his skills and status and rushed forward crazily.

Pan Ran's mind became hot.

The myth on the screen was suddenly hugged by the red fairy Xia Lanyonde.

A vigorous kiss.

Just like the clouds and fog in the sky cover the misty moon, just like the peach blossoms dancing in front of the court.

One layer of mountains, two layers of mountains, the mountains are far away, the sky is high, the water is cold, the water is cold, and the lovesick maple leaf Dan...

Deep vermilion, light red, thick shadow, light light.

(Crowd: Damn it... what does this mean?)

(A certain dragon: whatever you mean...)

Some of the onlookers rolled their eyes out of the window, some dropped their jaws to the ground, and some laughed out of their mouths...

Before the interactive action ended, Shinhwa went offline bravely and bravely.

[Current] Hei Xifeng: I didn't expect you to love Shinhwa so deeply that you would give up your dignity as a man to save Shinhwa~ I am moved by your infatuation... But, you are finished.

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yusha: ...

[Current] T-CC: Xia Ranyonde, you are really finished!If you offend the myth, you will be swallowed alive by thousands of knives, and you can't survive or die!

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: So scary! -_-!

[Currently] T-CC: I have a copy of "Three Realms Escape Route Map.txt" to guide the hidden leveling points and quick escape routes. Now the friendly special price is only 39800!

[Current] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: ...No, thank you.

It took several days for Shinhwa to disappear, and it didn't appear until the day of the guild battle with a fixed number of members.

All the foreign players have already withdrawn early to join the Red House, and the news of the brothel cheering for themselves is constantly being refreshed on the World Channel.The atmosphere of this day is particularly dignified, and a big battle is imminent.

07:30 is coming soon, all ten people are standing outside the battlefield NPC waiting to be teleported into the arena.

[Team] The moon is like a hook: remember to run diligently, don't overdo the treatment, and look at the treatment methods of the beauty of Congo.

[Team] T-CC: I think it's too late to catch up now.

[Team] Sang Fuyun: Stop putting pressure on me!My hands are sweaty now!I am very nervous!

[Team Leader] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Don't be nervous, the guild battle with a fixed number of people can be revived, as long as you don't die too many and give others points.

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: Little Fuyun, you really don't have to be nervous, no one will despise you while lying on the ground watching the excitement.

[Team] T-CC: Sangsang will hit the street within 5 minutes at most, betting on a cart of cucumbers.

[Team] T-CC: Bengong and a cart of cucumbers, plus a cart of chrysanthemums, will pounce in at most 3 minutes.

[Team] Myth % Wushuang: 1 minute, two carts of cucumbers.

Pan Ran turned his gaze, staring at the white-clothed swordsman as if he had never seen a myth before.

Unexpectedly, this guy would still be joking with a straight face, tsk tsk.

[Private chat] You said to Shinhwa% Wushuang: Shinhwa, I'm sorry for what happened that day.

[Private chat] Shinhwa% Wushuang said to you: Oh.

Oh what do you mean?Is this forgiveness or no forgiveness?

[Private chat] You said to Shinhwa% Wushuang: You are not still angry, are you?I just want to help you out.

[Private chat] Shinhwa% Wushuang said to you: Oh.

Pan Ran felt that he was about to collapse.

The two were relatively silent. Looking at the time, 07:30 had already passed, and the first round of the battle should have already started.Pan Ran suddenly found out that Sang Fuyun had quit the team.

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: Hastily!Sang Fuyun, you idiot!

【Team】Xiaran Xingde.Yusha: What's going on?Why did Sang Fuyun leave the team?

[Team] Yue Rugou: Your sister!Pit father ah!

[Team] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: It seems that Tule's brother forgot to confirm the participants for the second time, and the registration failed.

[Team] Hei Xifeng: It really is his style.

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: That idiot actually escaped?Rub, don't let me find it!

[Team] T-CC: Although he escaped, I have a "Three Realms Escape Route Map.txt" to guide the hidden leveling points and quick escape routes, which can help you quickly find Sang Fuyun!Now the special price is only 39800!

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: Wife, do you really want to ask me for money?Talking about money hurts feelings!

[Team] T-CC: To borrow a word from Brother Yue, it hurts money to talk about relationships.

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: ...bye.

[Team] T-CC: Wait!

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: Wife, I knew you weren't so snobbish.

[Team] T-CC: Although 2B Sang Fuyun is boring, has no bottom line, no principles, bad operation and poor awareness, but it doesn't have to make him unable to continue playing.

[Team] Mo Xixiangchu: What is your central idea?

[Team] T-CC: [-]% off?

The onlookers bled from their holes.

This is the Red Mansion?

Is this for the pursuit of the powerful, cruel and ruthless Red Mansion?

[Private chat] Shinhwa% Wushuang tells you: Will you still participate in next year's Three Realms Contest?

After standing silently for a minute or two, Shinhwa suddenly sent an irrelevant sentence.

[Private chat] You said to Shinhwa% Wushuang: If you have nothing to do, go.

[Private chat] Shinhwa% Wushuang said to you: After the guild battle with a limited number of members, I want to go to the Red Dust Tribulation next week. I want ghosts.

Pan Ran was stunned for a long time.

[Private Chat] You said to Shinhwa% Wushuang: Are you proposing marriage?

[Private chat] Shinhwa% Wushuang tells you: No!

[Private Chat] You said to Shinhwa% Wushuang: ...

A smile appeared on the corner of Pan Ran's mouth.

Can we meet again next year?

Shinhwa, I will wait for you next summer.

The author has something to say: It's finally over~ I'll fuck it!Sprinkling flowers like crazy! ! !

Please continue to support Xinwen!Although it is a fairy, it is still strong ~ very strong! ! !

And finally the references:

1. At the beginning, Gu Liang said that the stalk of the emperor was Ma Boyong's original work. It seems that he has used it in many articles. Let's write Ma Boyong's original work first~

2. Du Niang Post Bar - Funny Bar

3. "If House" sometimes dies right

4. "Spoof Diablo" Yu Bubble

5. 10 happy jokes and 3000 brain teasers - the Du Niang library back then, I really can't find who the author is

6. [Finishing Edition] A Collection of Statements That Made Your Egg Pain in 2010 - Same as above

7. Notes of Pirates of Dreams of Gu Jian Qi Tan

8. Laoshi's various magic sprays - Laoshi

9. Bai Youbai, Sangsang, Xifeng, Shinhwa, Little T, Young Master Mo and others' original cheating language, I can only thank myself...