Master is in hand, I have the world

Before going offline, Sang Fuyun took a trip to Longteng with all kinds of junk equipment, and usually followed the group of popular people to haunt the high-level maps of the eighties and nineties. All he could do was to carefully follow everyone's buttocks. Experience or just find a bug spot and squat to admire the flowers and the moon to appreciate the gods. I didn't expect that the garbage equipment I picked up today was sold for nearly [-] copper coins.When the pile of rubbish was turned into digital money and then instantly annihilated along with the repair costs, Sang Fuyun experienced a huge psychological gap from a young man who went to work in the city from getting rich overnight to going bankrupt overnight.

While talking and laughing, the banknotes flew into ashes and annihilated.

Lost, Sang Fuyun turned her head, and suddenly found a white-clothed swordsman with a red-black name standing not far behind him—crazy Xiao Xiaobai.

That's why it's raining all night when the house leaks, and the wind blows when sailing, drinking cold water, stuffing teeth, and sneezing.

Equipment destroys banknotes, master destroys life.

Sang Fuyun had no choice but to pretend to be filial as a teacher and apprentice.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Oh, master, what a coincidence.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Master, what are you doing standing here?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Master, I haven't seen you these days, what are you busy with?

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai: I will fuck your uncle, give me a letter if you are dead or not!

The swordsman in white still stood motionless under the shadow of the peach blossom, and a large crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth stood nearby.

Knowing that the master's deity is not there, Sang Fuyun's courage suddenly became fatter.

[Private chat] You say to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, pretend to be struck by lightning, pretend to be dead and get blasted, dear!

As we all know, after killing other players, the character will get a little crime value, and the name will also turn red.Characters with a red name cannot enter the city, because once they are discovered by the system NPC, they will be arrested and locked in the sky prison until the red color fades. As long as they are not abnormal, they probably won't make themselves too popular.

It is absolutely impossible to swagger in front of the group of policemen at the city gate with the red and purple name on the top of his head. The only remaining way to enter the city is from the underground.There is an underground labyrinth General Tomb on Longpan Mountain outside Longteng City, the entrance is on the top of the mountain, and the exit is just below the central martial arts hall in the city.In addition to the super powerful level 70 boss, General Long Pan, the general's tomb has an abnormal spawn rate of the mob Thunder Zombie. They often fill up the screen before they finish fighting. People still stand and go in and come out lying down, and there are only a handful of people who have seen General Long Pan. The crazy and perverted master can only stand here intact and can only explain three things:

[-]. He is strong;

[-]. He is crazy and perverted;

[-]. Those onlookers are all waiting to cut him.

The very crazy and perverted master is famous at the moment, but instead of going to the island of exile to hang up, he stood in a daze in the busiest center of Longteng. This also provides three possibilities for the development of the story:

[-]. He was cut into a silly X by General Longpan in the underground labyrinth;

[-]. He is crazy and perverted;

Three, he is broken in love.

After seeing the situation clearly, Sang Fuyun decisively hid the title of "Crazy Xiaobai's apprentice" and planned to run away.

[Private chat] The lunatic Xiao Xiaobai said to you: Disciple, curse that Master will be struck by lightning.

Sang Fuyun slammed to a stop five paces away.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai: Oh, master, father, the apprentice misses you so much. ^_^

[Private Chat] Madman Xiao Xiaobai said to you: Shi Le's father is so non-mainstream?Although you looked at me cheaply, the words just now were still flashing on my screen, how can you be calm as a teacher?

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: It's scary!What happened just now?Why can't I remember anything! ! ! o(╯*╰)o

[Private chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: This trick has been used by Fengzi to death, can I change it?

The white-clothed swordsman came with a sling, his long hair swirled gently around the fluttering cherry blossom petals, and with a slight smile, he attracted countless idiots to their knees.

Sang Fuyun admitted that Master and his elders are very cool when they don't smoke, and they are very cool when they smoke.

[Private chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: Who is taking you these days?It's only been level [-] for half a month, so you're usually messing around?

Sang Fuyun began to monologue in his heart: It's because you don't bring me that you only have level [-].

As a result, before he had time to express anything, Master Master took the lead in smoking himself.

[Private chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: YO~ It must be that group of beasts didn't take you well, wait for me to go back and kick them all out of the meeting!

[Private Chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: NO!After kicking out of the gang, there will be no one to manage the gang!

[Private chat] Madman Xiaobai said to you: SO, I have no choice but to take you wandering!

[Private chat] Crazy little white said to you: The money of the gang is my money, so I actually have no money.It's up to you to pay the cost of wandering. go!

Sang Fuyun sympathetically looked at the master who was releasing the classic four-stage body and continued to convulse, and asked with the spirit of which pot should not be opened and which pot should be lifted: "Master, have you lost your love?"

If this is a martial arts novel, the description of the scene at this time should probably be that the clouds are thick, the air is stagnant, the pedestrians are gone, and every corner is full of murderous intent.

The topic of falling out of love is very heavy, especially for this group of all-stars.

Among the four sub-guild leaders of one gang leader, except for T-CC who bears the title of 'M-CC's Lady' on his head, the rest are all single.

Hei Xifeng clamored all day long that she would not marry unless she was a master, but there were only a handful of masters in this district who were bigger than her.

Shinhwa has never expressed a request in this regard, because his desire for strength has already overcome meaningless physical and psychological needs.

Yue Rugou's relationship experience was relatively horrifying. I heard that just when Yue Rugou was besieged by his enemies and unable to escape, the destined goddess appeared, waved her sleeves, and added blood and status to him.Since then, Yue Rugou has fallen madly in love with her.

She is the top pharmacist of another old grand guild in this area, the Six God Temple.

She has an ex-husband who keeps cutting and messing around.

She is also a very famous ladyboy.

Yue Rugou insisted on marrying her, but she didn't expect that she fled the marriage gorgeously on the day of their wedding, and made a good story in the Three Realms with her ex-husband.

Yue Rugou resolutely stated that she could marry her again when she divorced for the second time.

Why is shemale again?

If Yue Rugou didn't play cards according to common sense, and charged with fives and sixes, the perverted master Xiao Xiaobai used four 2s to take out a pair of kings.

Because what he fell in love with was the beautiful fairy goddess Tianzun who appeared on the shoulder of the giant Buddha that day.

The fairy female Tianzun was the most famous disaster maker before the Red Mansion entered.

That fairy female Tianzun is a perverted god who likes to kill and steal.

That fairy female Tianzun is a human demon.

Why is it always a shemale!

If there are no shemale elements in the current online game novels, it means that there is no hot spot. If there is no hot spot, it will not be able to attract attention. If it cannot attract attention, it is basically equivalent to writing for nothing.

Shemale, you have worked hard.

Sang Fuyun accompanied Master Master to petrification for 3 minutes, and finally couldn't bear it any longer and reported to Master: "Father Master, I didn't intend to expose your scars. If there is any offense, it is purely the same. I will let you take care, be careful, don't be arrested, hurry up and catch 88! "

[Private chat] Madman Xiaobai said to you: Wait.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, is there anything else?

[Private chat] The lunatic Xiao Xiaobai said to you: You have to stand when Master is sitting, you have to watch Master when he is eating; you have to accompany Master in the dungeon, you have to follow Master in the battlefield; You have to persuade; you have to resist the master running away, you have to bear the master's death; you have to keep the master's clear bag, and you have to laugh when the master beats you.forget?

Sang Yi's mouth twitched for a long time in front of the computer.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Well, what state are you in now?

[Private chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: Let me take you to practice.

In front of the computer, the corners of Sang Yi's mouth almost twitched to the ears, and finally typed a line of words on the keyboard.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, you are very popular now.

[Private Chat] Madman Xiaobai said to you: Really?Hahaha, I have always been so popular!

[Private Chat] You said to the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai: ... I'm talking about the name on your head.

[Private chat] Madman Xiao Xiaobai said to you: You wait for me at the entrance of the general's tomb in Longpan Mountain outside the city, and I will come right away.

The white-clothed swordsman in front of him soared into the sky, riding Juechen straight to the city's central martial arts hall.

Sang Fuyun was stunned for half a minute, and by the time he realized it, Master had already disappeared.As the master said, it would be hard to chase after a few horses. At least, the people would be in dire straits, and at the worst, people would turn their backs on their backs. In summary: If you don’t come, delete your account.

The innocent little pharmacist hurried out of the city, obediently crawled to the entrance of the maze at the general's tomb and began to stand for punishment.

After 10 minutes passed, there were boundless falling trees inside and outside Longpan Mountain, and the master was not seen rolling in.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, I am here, where are you?

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master!

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai:? ? ?

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai: The cheating father will also be struck by lightning!Even if you release pigeons, you will be blasted!Your uncle!Are you coming or not!

All the messages sent by Sang Fuyun fell into disarray, Master did not reply a word, as if disappeared in the general's grave.

Sang Fuyun was bored, and began to experiment with various interactive actions against the flowers and plants next to him - provocation, laughter, fighting, anger, fear, ridicule, dancing, nodding...

The designer of Hongyu is really unfair. Immortals can transfer to Tianzun and Pharmacist. They are all of the same origin. Tianzun can wear a long robe to show off in the market. No matter what body shape you choose, Pharmacist has to wear a short coat and short shirt all the time. Loli dress up to level 50.Obviously, the dances of the immortals all dance in circles in the same way, but Tianzun in a long robe dances beautifully, and the pharmacist in a short coat and jacket keeps falling over as if he tripped over himself every time. If the figure is still like Sang Fuyun Tall and slender, jumping is even more funny.

Half an hour passed, but before the master came, Qingqing Zijin appeared.

The three worlds are not big or small. I heard that it takes about 10 hours to run around the whole world including the new map. As a result, I can meet him twice on this nonsensical map in the same day. It's simply - fate!

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Why haven't you logged out yet?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Er... I'm waiting for my master.

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Your master is planning to pass through the general's grave.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: He ignored me after shouting for a long time. I don't know if he was cut by General Long Pan.

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: You underestimate your master too much.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Haha.

To be honest, Sang Fuyun was anxious in his heart that his crazy and perverted master would be whittled down to an idiot.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: By the way, Qingqing, why didn't you go offline?

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: The apprentice is almost level 70, I plan to fight General Long Pan to get him a weapon.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Do you want to go in too?Then take me, I can help you!

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: No need, there are elite monsters inside, you can't stand it.

That's right, based on Sang Fuyun's manipulation, not to mention that one Qingqing Zijin couldn't protect him, even if there were ten, it would probably be impossible to protect himself.

Sang Fuyun stood there for more than ten seconds, and said a word on his head in a very disappointed state: "Oh."

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: I will bring you here when you are around level [-].

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Good!That said it all...

The two were relatively silent for more than ten seconds.

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Are you stuck?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ... I'm waiting for you to say that four horses are hard to catch!

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Oh.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: You really have no sense of humor.

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Are you telling a joke?Sorry, I really didn't see it.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Qingqing, actually, the first time I saw you, I thought your name sounded nice.

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Hahaha.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Now I'm not joking...

[Current] Qingqing Zijin: Are women's minds so difficult to understand?

Is the neural reflex arc of Qingqing Zijin too long, too long or too long?Such an obvious hint of asking for protection, asking for support, asking for cover, and planning to hang out with you in the future, how can you still look up at the blue sky at 45 degrees with a little bright little freshness!

Such a literary and artistic youth, how can he not make people cramp and smash eggs...