Master is in hand, I have the world

"Your sister, this... is a fool! Hey, it hurts..." Yue Rugou and Sang Yi sat on the side of the street, using the ice packs they bought on the corners of their mouths while moaning infinitely, "The beauty of the Congo usually comes with a gust of wind. It looks like it can be blown away, it's really fucking powerful to beat people..."

"You deserve it!" Sang Yi didn't want to sympathize with him at all, "You know that Audrey is Xiao Liuli's girlfriend and you still attack her, you obviously deserve a beating!"

"I do not have……"

"So many of us have seen it with our own eyes, and you still pretend to be garlic!"

"Fuck, it's so dark in the room, how do I know who it is?"

"That's not the point, okay! No matter who she is, you can't just be a woman, right?"

"Your sister's your sister, I'll be pinned down by her, okay? I'm the one who was raped!" Yue Rugou was extremely upset, "Finally fell asleep, and vaguely felt that someone was taking off my clothes, When I heard you talking outside the door, I thought someone was joking with me, but she jumped up and kissed me, and you all saw it afterwards."

"Really?"

"What do you mean by that expression of doubt?" Yue Rugou growled, "No matter how hungry I am, I will never touch other women's women! No matter how shameless, wretched, and unscrupulous I am, I have a bottom line, okay?"

"I don't think you have."

"..."

"Fortunately, Qingqing and I blocked you, otherwise you might be beaten to death by Xiao Liuli on the spot."

"Who did I provoke..." Yue Rugou wanted to cry, "Why on earth did Audrey come here to fix this?"

"They seemed to have quarreled before, and then Audrey ran back crying alone. But she should have run back to Xiao Liuli's room, right? Why did she run to your side? Could it be that she ran to the wrong room?"

"Your sister, why am I the one who suffers when the young couple quarrels? If you ran into the wrong room, you know that the person inside can't be a Congolese beauty, right? Besides, I closed the door, how did she get in?"

"The spare room card she went to the front desk to get?" Sang Yi was puzzled, "Impossible, the management of this kind of hotel can't be so bad."

"Of course someone else took it for her."

"Who?"

"How do I know." Yue Rugou shook his fist fiercely, "I want to let Lao Tzu know who is so stupid, and I will punch him to death without explaining! Hiss...it hurts!"

"Why, I still don't think it makes sense... Audrey can ask anyone to make Xiao Liuli jealous and angry, why is she looking for you?"

"The same question."

"Is it because you look like the kind of person who doesn't eat for nothing?"

"roll!"

"I'm fine. Are you going to squat in the square tonight?" Sang Yi was overjoyed to get revenge so quickly every time recently. When did God treat him so well.

"I'll live with your master." Yue Rugou said without thinking, "Let's go, take a taxi."

"That's two beds for us! Can you open another one?"

"Save Fengzi some money. What does it matter if three of you live in one room? Didn't you sleep in the same bed with him last time?"

"..." Sang Yi felt like he was shooting himself in the foot with a stone.

"Okay, if you don't want to sleep with him, you can sleep with me." Yue Rugou rubbed the bruise on her cheek, "But I don't sleep well, and I might kick you out of bed in the middle of the night."

"..."

It was already late at night when Yue Rugou was tossed back to the residence, Yue Rugou unexpectedly arrived, and Xiao Xiaobai performed a happy meeting while expressing a warm welcome to him.Seeing the two men, one bandaged and the other ice pack, talking about the game situation, Sang Yi didn't know whether to cry or laugh or not.

"What about tomorrow's semi-finals? No midway substitutions are allowed in the Three Realms Tournament. Without you, the Congolese will lose their qualifications." Sang Yi interjected between the two of them talking.

Xiao Xiaobai immediately expressed strong indignation: "Who was afraid of the Red Mansion? Little T's equipment is almost back together, Fengzi's exam is also done, Shinhwa and I will compete for at most one month, and everyone will be ready when Yuezi comes back." If the Congolese refuse to obey, they will be killed until they obey!"

"Hey, do you want to return your clothes to them? Or give them some money?"

"Why should I give it to them? The clothes belonged to me."

"But you broke out and were picked up by them."

"But I've got it back now."

"This... is not very kind, is it?"

"My brother Tule, learn a little bit, this is the legendary crossing the river and tearing down the bridge."

"..."

"Forgive me to interject, why did you encourage the apprentice and pat me on the shoulder?" Yue Rugou stepped aside, it seemed that it was the first time he had discovered that Xiao Xiaobai had trouble listening to his voice and arranging his position.

Xiao Xiaobai thought for two seconds, then patted Sang Yi on the shoulder and said, "Let's encourage each other."

Sang Yi: ...

The moon is like a hook: ...

Yue Rugou's phone rang suddenly, Yue Rugou took it out and took a look, and suddenly she lost her mind.

Sang Yi asked curiously, "Who is it?"

"Congo beauty." Yue Rugou replied, and then picked up the phone.

This time it was Sang Yi's turn to lose Sparta.

The whole phone call lasted about half a minute, and Yue Rugou didn't say a word, and finally said a word in a very heavy voice: "Okay."

"What's Xiao Liuli looking for you for? Shouldn't you just ask out for a one-on-one match?" Sang Yi said seriously, "Don't go, he is rich, powerful and has a dark mind. Cuckold, maybe in a fit of rage he finds someone to kill you and throw you into the sea."

"Your sister, who is the one with a dark mind?" Yue Rugou made a classic disdainful gesture towards him, "The Congo beauty made me have to participate in the semi-finals tomorrow."

"What! Your uncle, can a green hat bear it?" As the saying goes, death can be tolerated and a green hat can't bear it. No matter how great, broad, huge, huge, and magnanimous Sang Yi's imagination is, he will never imagine this horror. result!

"They put so much thought into the team competition, and they have to bear it if they can't bear it."

"You don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk, which is more important, the girlfriend or the game!" Sang Yi stared at Xiao Xiaobai, "If it were you, would you choose the girlfriend or the game?"

"Game." Xiao Xiaobai's expression was definitely not joking.

"Get out!" Sang Yi turned to Yue Rugou, "Brother Yue?"

"Can I choose both?"

"No! You can only choose one!"

"For brother's sake, two."

"pick one of two!"

"Two really can't do?"

"No, no, no!"

"Do you have to go your own way?"

"Two, two."

"One!"

"It's not uncommon to have both fish and bear's paw these days, maybe two."

"One! One! One one one one one one one one one one!"

"Sangsang..."

"One one one one one one one one one one one one one!"

Xiao Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore and blocked his ears: "I can't see with my eyes, so you don't want to act passionately in front of me, do you?"

Sang Yi: ...

The moon is like a hook: ...

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Sang Yi didn't dare to sleep with Xiao Xiaobai anymore, Yue Rugou's sleeping position was not as bad as he said, but when Sang Yi turned over, he would accidentally bump into his injury, and then there was a squeak Barking indiscriminately, disturbing everyone's inability to sleep.

Audrey is right, Yue Rugou is a monster, not only her face, but just moaning indiscriminately will make people want to be crooked.If he hadn't been shouting at the top of his voice on the YY channel, probably no one would have listened to his command, and his whole soul flew away thinking wildly.

After going back and forth several times, Sang Yi couldn't bear it anymore and had no choice but to crawl to the middle of the two beds and make a bunk on the floor before falling asleep.

It was hard to wait till dawn, when Xiao Xiaobai's cell phone rang suddenly. Sang Yi had been in a light sleep, and got up with his exhausted body to take a look, but Yue Rugou and Xiao Xiaobai hadn't woken up yet.

Calls late at night, either for an affair or a reminder, and - wrong number.

Text messages in the middle of the night, either JQ or harassment, and - SMS scams.

Sang Yi glanced unkindly, and there was a very non-mainstream girl's profile picture flashing on Xiaoxiaobai's phone screen, and the name written on it was Dodo.

Duo Duo, who calls so intimately, must be a warm little girl.

Sang Yi unkindly took Xiao Xiaobai's cell phone and opened the text message. There was only one sentence in it: My dear, let's work hard for the game. I will watch the broadcast carefully!Love you, MUA!

Hum, there was a bang in Sang Yi's mind, and there was a...very weird feeling.

Lonely and cold, envious and jealous?

Ding! (Please imagine Sang Yi passing by holding the "×" sign.)

Love to the depths without resentment, only blessings and tears?

Ding! (Please imagine Sang Yi holding the "×" sign and passing by again.)

Sang Yi's first reaction was far simpler than all the judges thought. It wasn't the sadness and disappointment after finding out that Xiao Xiaobai had a girlfriend, but the thunderbolt after discovering that this kind of game nerd actually had a girlfriend.

And...it's still the kind of non-mainstream loli who looks up at the camera at 45 degrees, obviously the same type as Yue Rugou's ex-girlfriend.Tut tut, tut tut.Sang Yi looked at Xiao Xiaobai thoughtfully, and then at Yue Rugou. Could it be that the two of them often stay together, and even their aesthetic styles will infect each other?

After dawn, Yue Rugou went to the arena very early.

On the way to the arena, I first went to a nearby hospital to deal with various emotional injuries... due to excessive love.

The moon was like a hook before leaving, and Sang Yi immediately happily occupied the bed again.

Occupies that bed for half a minute.

Then he was kicked out of bed by Xiao Xiaobai with the awe-inspiring momentum.

"Teacher get up quickly, I need you as a teacher."

"Father, Shi Le, you can't use your apprentice to accompany you to the bathroom, right?"

"Fuck off, today is Yuezi's semi-final match, I'm going to watch the match as a teacher."

"Watch the game?"

"Can you see it? I'm sorry! It's better to sleep more if you have a rare rest. Anyway, your eyes can't take off the bandage today. You can't see it. As for me, it's useless to see it." Usually games lack sleep, Going out for leisure made him even more tired, and Sang Yi said that he was completely unable to afford the injury.

"I can't see, you are my eyes."

"Speaking Chinese is too artistic to understand."

"You watch the game, and then explain the situation to me."

"Is there an official commentary at the venue?"

"They just yell, they can't even find the point."

"Father, Shi Le, they can't find me, let alone find it!" Sang Yi hugged the cup and pillow in a daze, "Where is the point you are looking for?"

"You don't need to look at other people, just stare at Yuezi."

"understood."

"There is also Liuli Love Letter's healing technique..."

"Don't be silly!" Sang Yi turned over and got up, picked up Xiaobai and left, "Go if you want, speed!"

Xiao Xiaobai followed him in big strides, staggering: "My brother Tule, what kind of hair are you blowing up for no reason?"

Sang Yi kept silent and didn't bother to talk to him.

There was an inexplicable resentment in his chest, and he didn't seem so aggrieved when he knew that Xiao Xiaobai had a girlfriend.

Even if he couldn't see him, he still wanted to focus all his attention on Yue Rugou.

I have known each other for a long time.

Important friends and brothers.

Same type of girlfriend.

Once he accepted this setting, Sang Yi really wanted to snap the vase in the corridor onto the little white head.