Master is in hand, I have the world

The server in the thirteenth district bravely stood up under the curses of countless players, ah no, it started.

After reporting to the school dormitory supervisor, Sang Yi learned that the masters were very busy and had no time to deal with such a small situation. It would take two or three days to wait in line without talking. .I went back to bed and set myself an alarm clock for [-]:[-] in the evening, and finally fell asleep with peace of mind.

He fell asleep in a daze until the sky was full of red clouds, and the nocturnal biological clock dutifully woke him up.

Looking at the phone, the time is only 40:[-].

It was still early for the appointment with the perverted master, but his stomach was rumbling with hunger.

Sang Yi understood.

He wasn't woken up by a biological clock, but by starvation.

After going to the cafeteria to replenish her status, the female pharmacist Sang Fuyun landed in the Three Realms at 06:30.

There are only more than 100 members in the Red Chamber, but they are all hardcore players. During the prime time of this team, at least four out of five people are online, but no one speaks. The guild channel is as quiet as a cemetery.

This is also the characteristic of the Red House.

When no one is taking the lead in chatting, everyone is ascetic and ascetic. Once someone takes the lead in convulsions, everyone is bound to participate, endlessly.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Brother Yue, Sister Xifeng, happy wedding! ^_^

[Guild] Yue Rugou: Did you just wake up?

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Yes, how do you know?

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Because we just divorced 10 minutes ago.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Guild] Yue Rugou: I also have an ex-wife now, please treat me with respect.

[Guild] T-CC: Yuezi, your ex-wife is seventy or eighty if not a hundred, don't be so modest.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: ...It's so bitter.

[Guild] Yue Rugou: Do you want to say it's cool or bitter?

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: There is bitterness in the coolness, the youthfulness of newlyweds and the bitterness of divorce.See how well I describe it, and praise me unreservedly.

[Guild] Yue Rugou: What are you messing with, your lines are to be nice to me.By the way, give me a red envelope.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Didn't you pay me back yesterday?Why do you want a red envelope again today?

[Guild] Moon Ruhook: Yesterday's wedding bonus, today's divorce spiritual comfort fee.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Treat me better!

I've seen those who don't talk after a divorce, those who are sad, those who get angry, and those who drink to relieve their sorrows, but I've never seen such a happy one.

Yue Rugou was completely hopeless.

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Sang Sang, accompany me to steal flowers tonight.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Why did you steal again? !What happened to that one last time?Which did he choose?

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: He chose to kill me.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: What happened?

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: I was killed by me back and forth all night.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Alright, then this time I decided to take the achievement of divorce and go wandering around the villa area, stealing whoever I see!Cast the net all over the place!Focus on fishing!Someone will always fall in love with such an ecstatic abandoned woman like me!

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Are you sure this wasn't a deliberate act of finding fault and starting a massacre?

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: How could it be?She's so weak, and she's a woman who was abandoned just after a day of marriage...

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: -_-!

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: When people come to chase me down, one, pretend to be a noob: I don’t know anything, I’m a newcomer, I just stole your flowers, I just killed you, woo woo Woo...

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: How can a newcomer single out a group! ! !

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: [-]. Pretending to be a personality: I stole it from the palace, and if you have the ability, come and kill me.You kill me you are mine, I kill you you are mine!

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Does this count as robbing civilian men?

[Guild] Hei Xifeng said to you: Alright, three, give him both answers, A and B, and then ask: Do you like to be killed directly or after chatting for a while?

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Sangsang, if it were you, which woman would you choose to answer these three answers?

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: I choose suicide!

After the divorce, she has been talking about the word "abandoned wife" and showing off everywhere, which is simply malicious selling!

Hei Xifeng was basically finished too.

[Guild] T-CC: Little Fuyun, come here~^_^

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: ^_^

Well, even if the divorced two have another convulsion, at least Sweetheart T can save his broken heart.

[Guild] T-CC: Sangsang, go to the YY gang, someone is singing now.

Usually, if it is not to lead a team to level up, little T will rarely take the initiative to find Sang Fuyun. It is rare that little T made a special trip to let him go online to listen to music today. How could he not join him?

The moment Sang Fuyun landed on the YY channel, he heard a brutalist roar with no rhythm or pitch at all.

Sang Fuyun: Was Brother Yue directing just now?

T-CC: No, that's Beloved Patty singing.

Sang Yi almost lost his temper.

Unexpectedly, after experiencing such a terrible baptism of singing, there are actually ten people besides myself who are struggling.

The growling stopped suddenly, and suddenly turned into a sweet and greasy female voice: Ah, Brother Xiao T is originally an older sister, and Sister Sang is originally an older brother. You guys are so interesting!Everyone is not surprised?Hmph, so I'm the only one who doesn't know!

Sang Fuyun could only utter a meaningless hehehe.

Beloved Concubine Pa: Sister Sang, no, it’s brother, brother, haha, did I sing well just now?

Sang Fuyun: That... are you singing Feuerfrei by Rammstein?

Beloved Patty: What is Rammstein?

Sang Fuyun: German tank Rammstein, heavy metal style.isn't it?

Beloved Pa Fei: I hate it, they clearly sang "Girl Waving Wings".When I was a ignorant girl, I met love and didn't understand love...

Sang Yi began to bleed from seven holes.

[Private chat] You said to T-CC: Why did you ask me to listen to her singing?

[Private chat] T-CC said to you: Well, because I heard it was very painful, so I had to try to find someone to share the pain.

[Private chat] You said to T-CC: Why do you still listen when it is painful?

[Private chat] T-CC tells you: Pain can inspire people's fighting spirit.

[Private chat] You said to T-CC: Why do you need so much fighting spirit at night?

[Private chat] T-CC said to you: fight with the Congolese for territory.

[Private Chat] You said to T-CC: ...

Beloved Pa Fei: Brother Sang, I will sing "Painting Heart" for you again!Only sing for you alone!

Sang Yi decisively left the channel.

It was almost 7:[-], Sang Fuyun was very dissatisfied that the crazy and perverted Master hadn't appeared yet.Seeing the collapse of the four deputy gang leaders, he accepted the tragic fate with the belief of sacrificing himself to help everyone. Unexpectedly, it was the madman Xiaobai who forced him to go online to get married on time, and now the one who skipped the ticket is also the madman Xiaobai noob.

Sang Fuyun came out of the guild site with trembling steps, and suddenly found that the evil eyes and dear Winnie the Pooh were running towards Hongsha Island, and reminded them out of kindness: "It's too close to Hongsha Island, be careful." Killed by the person who sent medicine to the island!"

[Current] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Leave our affairs alone!

[Current] Sang Fuyun: I kindly remind you.

【Current】Kiss Winnie the Pooh: The dead shemale bounces away!

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

With a hot face and a cold butt, the depressed Sang Fuyun turned his head and left.

[Private chat] The evil eye said to you: I will tell you a way to make a fortune quietly. You buy high-grade potions in the venue and bring them to Hongsha Island. There is a bug spot just across the bridge. You look floating when you stand on it. In the air, others can't attack you, but you can trade.You can sell 200Y a potion to 300Y, understand?

[Private chat] You said to the evil eye: This is why you entered the red building?

[Private chat] Evil eyes say to you: Otherwise, what would this pervert do?

The NPC refreshes the potions every few hours, but the Red Mansion is notoriously short of pharmacists, and consumes a lot of medicines, but recently they are often out of stock, and even the daily potions are difficult to guarantee.

It turned out that they were reselling potions in large quantities.

[Private chat] You said to the evil eyes: You are not kind in doing this, are you?

[Private chat] Evil eyes say to you: Those people in the Red Chamber did more unkind things than us, don't be righteous here for no reason, go to bed early.

Seeing the backs of the two people disappear into the thick fog of the suspension bridge, Sang Fuyun realized that it was time to talk to Shinhwa about this matter.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, Shinhwa is standing outside the venue to select NPCs for daily maintenance.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Brother God, I have something to tell you.

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: Needless to say, I know.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: I haven't said anything yet, how did you know it again! ! !

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: We will take care of things in the meeting.

Sang Fuyun was stunned for a few seconds, is the myth really a myth?

[Currently] Myth % Wushuang: I didn't give them membership privileges, and the potions they bought have already increased the price by 100%.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Current] Shinhwa% Wushuang: There are still one or two props missing. You can wear this red auspicious suit and go to Yuelao Temple to wait for me.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What do you mean?

[Current] Myth % Wushuang: The boss is temporarily unable to go online due to something, so call me and ask me to marry you for him.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Your uncle!This is possible too! ! !

Sang Fuyun completely collapsed.

As expected, the Red Chamber has a family of loyalists, a bag of sand, and a room of lunatics.

Sang Fuyun remembered a very classic joke.

On the wedding night, the groom swears to the bride: Honey, I will love you all my life, and if I do something unfaithful to you, I am willing to accept the punishment of God.

Soon, he committed the act of betraying his wife, but nothing happened.Finally, one day, when there was a storm on the plane, he remembered his oath, knelt down and prayed loudly: God, although my sin cannot be redeemed, please forgive me for the sake of other passengers !

Suddenly, a terrible and tired voice sounded in my ear: What is innocent?Do you think I've been idle all these years?Is it easy for me to fill up this plane?

This is Sang Fuyun's mood now.

The very crazy and perverted master has not been idle all these years, is it easy to fill this room with crazy people!

God, take them!