Master is in hand, I have the world

Some people are forced to become more and more dick because of complicated acquired environment, but some people are different.

Their two are born.

After Snow Wolf Lake was destroyed, Young Master Mo has always been brooding over the equipment repair fee that bankrupted him that day.

Sang Fuyun feels that he has the obligation to point out a correct path to this profiteer who has gone astray in the pursuit of wealth.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Money is something outside the body, you don't bring it with you when you die, but you don't need to take it so seriously.

[Current] Mo Xixiangchu: Then you can reimburse me the equipment repair fee.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Reimbursement is possible, but there is no bodhi tree, and the mirror is not a stand. As long as you treat all these as floating clouds, money will no longer be a curse that bothers you.You must firmly believe that health and happiness are the foundation of life.

[Current] Mo Xixiangchu: Show me your health and happiness when you have no money to eat?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: For example, if you were chased and bitten by a vicious dog while wearing an expensive suit, what would you do?Although it hurts when the clothes are broken, it is the most correct choice to sacrifice the clothes to avoid being bitten by dogs.

[Current] Mo Xixiangchu: Do you have to assume that?Then I choose to roll up the clothes and let the dog bite.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Are you not guilty of being bitten by a dog?

[Current] Mo Xixiangchu: A bitten leg will heal itself, but can it heal itself if the clothes are torn?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

From then on, Sang Fuyun completely gave up on the hopeless profiteer, Young Master Mo.

Now switch back to the normal timeline.

After squatting on Hongsha Island for 48 hours, Master finally regained his freedom.Shinhwa and Yue Rugou were very eager to help him get a new piece of Flying Sky Crystal Armor, so they squatted all night in the prehistoric high-level dungeon Zhentian Palace, while the crazy and perverted Master Master Wearing the Heavenly Venerate robe, he walked unhurriedly on the low-level map of the wilderness to continue his skinning business.

As we all know, Tianzun is the toughest crispy occupation among the six occupations in the Three Realms, and is elected as the number one favorite murderer and explosive every year.

Therefore, under the successive attacks of the vast number of vagrants, Xiao Xiaobai's master and apprentice always returned with full rewards.

There was a rare day when Yue Rugou accidentally saw Sang Fuyun, who looked like a scavenger behind the master, when Honghuang and Black Wings were fighting in the field, and immediately expressed great dissatisfaction.

[Private Chat] Yue Rugou said to you: Why is it that you haven’t reached level [-] after so long?

[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: practice skinning with master.

[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: Your master is enough to get rid of the skin, so what are you going to do?

Sang Fuyun thought about it seriously for a long time.

[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Please call me the deputy pickpocket master.

[Private Chat] Yue Rugou said to you: ...

As we all know, the explosion rate of the Flying Sky Profound Crystal Armor is so low that no one can see it. No matter how diligently the upper management of the Red Building condolences to the Chief General Zhentian, it still refuses to hand over the legendary item at the bottom of the box, and the black Shuang Yi kept hanging that dress on 5173 to watch the excitement, but he still refused to sell the dress.The whole situation fell into a stalemate, and the relationship between the red building and the black wings was unprecedentedly tense.

On a dark and windy night, Kiss Winnie the Pooh got another girl named Beloved, Puffy, and said she was her classmate.

This ultra-low-level girl who operates strange water and loves to be cute has given Sang Fuyun, who is also at the bottom of society, incomparable confidence since the first day of membership.

[Guild] Beloved Concubine Pa: Woohoo, I was killed for no reason, is there anyone who can help me avenge it?

The people of the Red Chamber fought collectively in the Zhentian Palace, and the gang channel was silent.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Who killed you?

[Guild] Beloved Concubine Pa: I saw that he belongs to the Jagged Alliance, and his name should be Beard.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Beard?The name is also a bit sharp. -_-!

[Guild] Beloved Concubine Pa: He is so hateful, he killed me and is still guarding the body here, I dare not get up, woo woo woo...

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Is he high-level?

[Guild] Beloved Pa Fei: No, it's level 35.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Where are you?I'm here to help you kill him for revenge!

[Guild] Beloved Pa Fei: I was killed when I was doing a mission near the dungeon of Tianlai Village! ㄒo ㄒ

Half a minute later, Sang Fuyun, who was trying to rescue the beautiful woman, rushed to the outside of the copy of Tianlai Village.

Ten minutes later, Sang Fuyun and his beloved Pa Fei were guarded to death by corpses outside the Tianlai Village dungeon.

The assassin who jumped up and down on their corpses had a red name on his head—Qiu Ran.

[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Do these two characters read beard, dear?

[Guild] Beloved Concubine Pa: I don't know how to read, shame on me. o（≧v≦）o～

Sang Fuyun remembered the back of Young Master Mo looking up at the sky at 130 degrees.

[Private chat] Qiuran said to you: Are you there?

[Private chat] You said to Qiu Ran: What's the matter?

[Private chat] Qiuran said to you: You are already at level 39, and you are full of white and green clothes, and you die so unartistically.

[Private chat] You said to Qiuran: ...

[Private chat] Qiuran said to you: Don't lie on the ground, go to resurrection.You are so weak that I am too embarrassed to kill you.

[Private chat] You said to Qiuran: ...

This battle established the unshakable position of Fuyun Duo in the history of the Three Realms.

System: Qiuran was killed by T-CC.

System: T-CC used the resurrection talisman on you, do you accept the resurrection?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Little T, thank you for showing up. ㄒo ㄒ

[Current] T-CC: Little Fuyun, did you come to my material collection route to be bullied?

It's Little T again.

Why is it always a little T!

[Current] Beloved Concubine Pa: Brother T, you are so handsome!

Beloved Pa Fei's eyes began to burst into pink heart bubbles.

[Current] T-CC: ...This is clearly a female number.

[Current] Beloved Pa Fei: I understand, I understand. o(≧v≦)o

[Current] T-CC: ...What the hell do you know.

[Current] Beloved Concubine Pa: I'll be singing with YY later, Brother T, you have to come and listen!

Sang Fuyun wants to cry but has no tears.

Heaven and earth, the charm of a legitimate man is not as good as a violent woman who is a female creature from the inside out!

The darling Pa Fei hopped away with pink bubbles behind her quest items, leaving behind a puzzled T-CC and a depressed Sang Fuyun.

[Current] T-CC: Why haven't you reached level [-] yet?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Practice peeling with master.

[Current] T-CC: You are 39 and half a month old!I beg you, hurry up to level [-]!

[Current] Sang Fuyun: I want to upgrade without you begging!Little T, when will you take me to practice leveling? It's very boring for me to level up by myself.

[Currently] T-CC: Be good, everyone is busy, you go play with Master Mo.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Young Master Mo probably only wants to kill me within half a month.What are you all up to?

[Currently] T-CC: This year's Three Realms Contest is coming soon. In the past, your master was always No.1 in the individual competition, but last year, you were overthrown by a bad god. .He has been depressed for almost a year, and we all want him to recover this year and avenge his shame.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: But didn't his clothes fall off?

[Current] T-CC: That's why we have to hurry up and get him a new one.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: I haven't released it after fighting for so long, should I try to ask Liuli for a love letter?

[Current] T-CC: Don't lose face.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Master's clothes exploded because of me, shame is nothing.Besides, isn't it bothering you to brush the same dungeon repeatedly every day?

【Current】T-CC: I'd rather be bored to death than bow my head.

[Currently] Sang Fuyun: Why bother with the famous dungeon drop rate?

[Currently] T-CC: Your master is the face of the Red Chamber, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the face cannot be lost!

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Guild] Yuerugou: Little T, it's time for you and Shinhwa to continue brushing!

[Guild] T-CC: Alright, come right away!

Little T disappeared without even saying goodbye.

[Guild] Myth % Wushuang: I'm here, the captain will give it to me.Old Moon!Old Moon!Captain give it to me!

Just now my beloved Concubine Pa said that she was going to sing, so Sang Yi kept turning on YY, and now she suddenly heard Shinhwa yelling on the channel: "Old Moon! I'll fuck you right away!"

Inside and outside YY, how many rotten women are swaying.

After roaring for more than a minute, Shinhwa's voice suddenly became gentle: "Forget it, Lao Yue fell asleep in a second, and everyone retreated and regrouped. Fengzi, you have lasted for twelve hours, go drink something Sleep with milk."

In this matter, Xiao T insisted that this was to save face for the Red House.

Shinhwa insisted that this was compensation for his frequent skipping of union events.

Yue Rugou insisted that this would help him get more appearances and win the attention and admiration of all the girls in the plenary meeting.

Hei Xifeng insisted that this could pass her boring free time every day.

The outside world always thinks that the Red Chamber, which blindly pursues power, is so cold that it has no trace of human touch, but Sang Fuyun stubbornly believes that this is the friendship between them that they never say.

At night, when Sang Fuyun went to meet Master to continue skinning, he unexpectedly found that Xiao Xiaobai, who was jumping up and down at any time like a child with ADHD, was sitting quietly on the cliff of the snow-capped mountain, posing in the classic thinker pose.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Shi Le, father, I'm here.

[Private Chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: Are they still doing Tiangong?

[Private Chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Well, Brother God and Little T are on duty now.

[Private chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: I haven't come out after so long, it seems that there is no hope.

[Private chat] You said to Xiao Xiaobai, the lunatic: Master, don't be discouraged, everyone is still waiting for you to win the first place in the Three Realms Challenge.

Crazy Xiao Xiaobai was silent for a long time.His clothes are bursting, even with technical support, it will be a bit difficult for him to resist the ferocious firepower of Zhentian Palace after the equipment gap is too large, so he can only rely on the 4 sub-guild leaders to equip him in turn.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, are you asleep?

[Private chat] The lunatic Xiao Xiaobai said to you: The challenge competition qualifiers are about to start, and if you don't get the Flying Sky Crystal Armor, you won't have time to sign up.

[Private chat] You said to lunatic Xiaobai: SO?

[Private chat] Crazy little white said to you: Marry me.

Snapped!A thunderbolt fell from the blue sky, and Sang Fuyun's nose crooked and his eyes slanted and he died on the spot, did these two things have anything to do with each other! ?

[Private chat] You said to lunatic Xiaobai: Master, I am a shemale.

[Private chat] Crazy little white said to you: I know.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, I am a rookie.

[Private chat] Crazy little white said to you: You don't need to become a god.

[Private chat] You said to lunatic Xiaobai: Master, I like women.

[Private chat] Crazy little white said to you: I like women too.

[Private chat] You said to the lunatic Xiaobai: Master, I don't want to marry you.

[Private Chat] Crazy Xiaobai said to you: Then delete your account.

[Private chat] You said to lunatic Xiaobai: ...