Rebirth Alien Conquest

My younger sister usually has a hobby, which is to play dancing games. You must know that the dancing games of the Chinese people are called a masterpiece. If you experience them for a day, you can learn many rare curse words.

So don't look at the Gu family's younger sister who is quiet and quiet, and she doesn't repeat swear words for a long time, she is not inferior to the one on the moon.

After witnessing his sister's turbulent scolding battle, Gu Xingchen was deeply impressed, he was moved to support the wall, it was a real wall.A few black lines were pulled down from the head, and I thought to myself:

In the future, you must never tell others that he is her brother, it's too embarrassing, she can also scold such words, but it's good if you win, and finally vent your anger on Yusuo >_<...

Gu Xingchen was in a good mood after winning the "battle of cursing" with King Osa's opponents, and he didn't forget to hum a song when playing money in the game.

First "Love Trading", then "Horse Pole", and then "Uneasy"... (Divine Comedy three consecutive releases)

The white-clothed man who was fighting monsters next to the aliens visibly shook, with a painful expression on his face.

Gu Xingchen started humming "Song of the End Times" again, the man looked back at him with a strange expression.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing, it sounds nice, you continue."

Encouraged, Gu Xingchen sang louder, this time it was the national anthem...

The fat cat of the Gu family has been controlling his diet for the past two days (he used to eat too much meat, and now he is losing weight), and most of his food was bought by Gu Xingchen, and it was naturally placed on Gu Xingchen's desk, so the fat cat is the most What he likes to do is to wander into Gu Xingchen's room, and then look at his computer desk.On weekdays, if Gu Xingchen is not around, it will jump on it and start by itself.If Gu Xingchen was around, it would jump on Gu Xingchen and wait obediently for him to feed.

The fat cat jumped onto Gu Xingchen's lap again. Gu Xingchen hesitated, poured out some cat food for it, and patted its fat butt:

"I can only eat so much today, if you eat any more, you will get high blood pressure."

The fat cat meowed, and obediently rubbed against Gu Xingchen's chest, and then squeezed into the meaty face, barely able to find two small eyes, blinking and staring at the bag of delicious cat food, looking at it while eating.

Gu Xingchen 囧, what does it mean to eat what’s in the bowl and look at what’s in the pot~~

Gu Xingchen had a gaming keyboard next to him, and Fat Cat could easily reach it with its paws, and it did stretch out its paws to make trouble for him after it was full.

The corresponding operations in this game are all directed to the corresponding buttons, and the game characters will do which actions are pressed whichever button is pressed.On the game screen, Gu Xingchen's alien alias kept walking back and forth, going here and there for a while, doing silly movements, and completely stopped fighting monsters to collect money.

This is certainly not the worst, because the worst happened in the next second.

Fat Cat pressed the shortcut key of "kissing action".

Gu Xingxing No. 1, an alien with an ugly appearance and dark skin, suddenly turned around and mechanically walked towards the man in white who was fighting monsters.When he was confused, she hugged him and kissed him hard.

Gu Xingchen was sweating, and a few crows flew over his head...

"That... that... I'm sorry, I accidentally pressed it just now." Gu Xingchen apologized embarrassingly.

The fat cat scratched at the screen with its teeth and claws, making an angry "meowing" sound. (has become King Osa's running dog)

Gu Xingchen put it on the ground and looked nervously at the screen.

The man being kissed did not speak or move.

"Sorry……"

The person being kissed still didn't speak or move.

Gu Xingchen was stunned, thinking he wouldn't be really angry, thinking about it, even though he doesn't know what this person looks like in real life, but he is really handsome in the game, after all, the model of the human race is based on Lin Mo, look at yourself The Alien Trumpet,

It's really... ugly.

Such a good-looking person kissed him with such an ugly number, how could he feel insulted, he was also depressed... Just as he was regretting, the person on the screen finally moved, and then slowly sent a sentence :

"It's okay, I just vomited, what did you say?"

It seems that he looked through the chat records, and added concisely: "No need to apologize, this is just a game."

Gu Xingchen fell to the ground.

Getting up from the ground, weeping: It’s just a game, what are you throwing up T_T, his self-esteem was hurt...

"Being handsome in the game doesn't mean anything, maybe he's ugly in real life." Gu Cuican who came to borrow a pen said so.

Gu Xingchen made sense after thinking about it: Although the characters in his game are ugly, he himself is not ugly.This person looks good in the game, but maybe he is ugly in reality.

Thinking about it again, in fact, it doesn't matter what his appearance looks like. It's a friend who doesn't need to care about these things. This person has helped him a lot, and he has a good character, so he didn't think about it any more.

"It is said that pregnant men are prone to cheating. This seems to be true. You men are all the same." Gu Cuican said contemptuously before going out.

Gu Xingchen was embarrassed, thinking: He didn't cheat, right... Isn't he just playing games...

Moreover, men during pregnancy are prone to cheating, which means that their wives are pregnant. A man cheats because he can’t stand loneliness. Why is he also prone to cheating when he is pregnant——

The location where the money is swiped is getting farther and farther away from the safety zone. Gu Xingchen didn't want to waste time on the road back and forth, so he went to the penguin colony to ask if anyone played Alien OL and sent him a medicine.

After a group of people booed, Song Hao jumped out and said that his girlfriend Xiaomei was playing, and he could log on to her account to help him, and Gu Xingchen told him his coordinates.

Song Hao came very quickly, and sure enough, he used a female character, and she was very beautifully dressed. Gu Xingchen vaguely felt that this female character was a bit like Gao Banhua.

"Shemale, haha." Gu Xingchen laughed and twitched in front of the computer.He forgot that he also has 25 female numbers.Although the commonly used Gu Xingxing No. 1 is male.

Song Hao acted shyly, and then said seriously: "Don't tell my girlfriend, if she knows that I use her account to date handsome guys, she will definitely kill me."

"But my name is not handsome." Gu Xingchen was still very modest.

"But this handsome guy is very handsome." Song Hao pointed to the person who was quietly fighting monsters and did not speak.

Gu Xingchen made a pouting expression, expressing disdain.

Song Hao used the shemale account to tease the silent people, and used various intimate actions to tease him, and then saw Song Hao's female account chasing after the white-clothed humans, and the man in front was very calm and lingering slightly, with a flexible posture. Avoid "her" various sexual harassment attacks.

Gu Xingchen, who was watching from the sidelines, pulled down the elder: Song Hao, are you sure you don't want to be a woman...

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Song Hao asked suddenly before leaving.

Gu Xingchen nodded honestly.

"I have a boyfriend and hang out with a handsome guy."

Gu Xingchen was dizzy: "We're just making money together... Besides, how can there be just the two of us here?"

It is clearly his fifty trumpets plus one human race, so there are 51 people in any calculation.No, including Song Hao's ladyboy account, the number is 52.

"Those fifty trumpets are all your own." Song Hao said with a grin.

Gu Xingchen made a dull expression looking at the sky.

Perhaps Song Hao and his old sister said the same thing at the same time, and in this world where men and men are no longer pure, Gu Xingchen felt that it was necessary to keep a certain distance from this person in the game.

Therefore, in the game, the two people who were standing together at a distance of ten meters to fight monsters are now separated by 50 meters and continue to fight monsters standing in two places.

"Why do you want to separate?" A confused and questioning expression.Team window.

"Prevent my cat from pressing the KISS button again." Gu Xingchen replied frankly (the action fails 50 meters away).

This game is too BT, men can kiss men too.Gu Xingchen thought of Lin Mo's ascetic appearance, and then thought of his words, and suddenly felt that he might have done it on purpose.

The man on the other side was silent again.

Gu Xingchen visits the forum when he is not playing games. It is the official forum of his comics. He hasn’t been on it for a day. .

I browsed several webpages that I usually go to, and there are all headlines about this painting. Even the pop-up window of Penguin popped up this news in a timely manner.Gu Xingchen posted it for fun at first, and guessed it would attract discussion, but he didn't expect it would cause such a big stir.

Suddenly becoming such a famous person without knowing it, Gu Xingchen himself was a little at a loss, feeling like he was not touching the ground, and suddenly wanted to call and share this matter with Yousuo, and only when he picked up the phone did he remember that Yousuo was still there. In the liquid therapy cabin, he knocked his head on the table depressedly, and muttered: Yousuo, please hurry up...

Switching the screen back to the game, Gu Xingchen wanted to talk about this with the person who was fighting monsters together, glanced at him, found him by the lake, and ran up excitedly.Finally, he walked behind the man in white, and was about to speak, but he heard him muttering in a low voice, his voice seemed to be talking to himself:

"Maybe some things are extraordinarily beautiful just because they can't get them..."

Different from the warm breeze blowing quietly in the real world, the man's clothes and headband floated in the air, and the long hair that was randomly tied behind his back was slightly scattered, and a few strands of hair were entangled into the gaps in the clothes by the breeze.Water droplets from the waterfall not far away splashed on the top of the two of them, forming a rainbow of five colors under the sun.

The man's voice was so soft that it couldn't be heard at a distance, but Gu Xingchen just happened to hear it when he ran over.

Every word is so clear that it seems to be whispering in the ear, like the whisper of the breeze.

Gu Xingchen was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Do you read my comics too?"

The shadows of the two were reflected on the lake.The water waves floated, and the figures were hazy.

The man turned his head, "What are you talking about?"

"This is what Black Elvis said to 489. It's the dialogue in the drawing I posted on the forum. Do you read my comics too?"

"..."

"Hi, I'm the author of Black Elvis... Gu Xingchen."

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