Red Lotus

Author: Sea Moon

In fact, the gods have no concept of time at all, and every day is just muddling along. One hundred and eight thousand years of time

Time, to the gods, is nothing more than a flick of a finger.

However, Tianyang and the others did not expect that they would do bad things with good intentions, and they wanted to make up for the wrong things they did.

As for Taiyi, I just taught him how to play chess well. This guy is just as good at chess as Taishang Laojun

Fan, I haven't had time to teach him the game rules of military chess, let him stare at those chess pieces dryly, wait for me to sleep

In the last 8000 years, he was not that patient.

Besides, Taishang Laojun, as I said, this wretched-looking old man, but my old buddy, according to his

In other words, he stayed in the sky for too long, so long that he could only rely on alchemy to pass the time.

Seeing someone who can find a way to make his old man happy, but now he has to sleep for 8000 years for no reason

Wake up, he can't wait that long.

Therefore, the Taishang Laojun suggested that Tianyang and the others beg the Queen Mother for the water of the dragon.

"Water of the Flood Dragon? What is that?" I asked.

"That's a good thing..." Daoist Taiyi said with a look of yearning: "The water of the flood dragon is for people who cultivate Taoism.

The coveted holy product, anyone who drinks this water can improve his cultivation to several levels. "

Said, Taiyi glanced at my face, then, with a deep smile, said: "Originally I just heard

That's all, now it seems that the rumors are indeed true, now you have safely survived the catastrophe, and cultivated to the position of Daluo Jinxian. "

"Heavenly Tribulation? Daluo Jinxian? What is that?" My head was dizzy.

Did not understand.

"Lingzhuzi, you are so stupid, you don't even understand this, come here!" Said, the anxious day

Yu took my hand and pushed me to the edge of the lake.

"Look at yourself!"

I looked suspiciously at my reflection in the water, my face was still my own, nothing changed, I don’t know

Ming so looked at Tian Yu, but still didn't understand.

Tian Yu pointed to her own forehead and said, "Here, this place, take a closer look."

So, I looked into the water again, and the face was indeed the same, but there was a crescent-like shape between the eyebrows.

Sands imprint.

"what?"

I wiped it with my hands.

Can't wipe it off!

"What's this?" I looked up and asked.

Taiyi smiled slightly and said: "This is the golden seal that will appear only for immortals who have ascended to Da Luo Jinxian."

Then, Taiyi sighed and said that a small stone like me has not been practiced for thousands of years.

So he ascended directly to become the Daluo Jinxian, which was simply the will of God.

It's just that this process is extremely frightening!

Because my body has absorbed a large amount of blood essence from the Queen Mother and Tianyang, the power contained in this blood essence is overwhelming.

It's beyond my tolerance, so I can only slowly convert these powers into my own things in my deep sleep.

But once I absorb these powers into my own things, and my cultivation base has greatly increased, I will immediately

Facing the forty-nine heavenly calamities of ascending immortals while sleeping, followed by the sixty-nine heavenly calamities of ascending true immortals, and then the most dangerous flying

Ninety-Nine No Return and Soul Extermination Great Heavenly Tribulation, who was promoted to Daluo Jinxian.

Calculated in this way, if all the nineteen and nine-day divine thunders fell on me one by one, then I... still have dross left

Can I get off?

My face turned pale with fright.

But fortunately, the Queen Mother invited the 'Water of the Flood Dragon' to help me survive the catastrophe, and I was able to save myself from danger

Yi, cultivated into the body of the Da Luo Jinxian.

"Didn't you say that the 'Water of Flood Dragon' is only to increase one's own cultivation? This thing can actually help me survive the catastrophe?"

I am amazed.

"Of course it's not the ordinary 'water of the dragon', the queen mother invited you for you, but it has been cultivated into a righteous god.

'Water of the Dragon', drinking the 'Water of the Dragon' can not only increase the immortal's cultivation, but also help the immortal to survive the day

robbery. "Taiyi explained to me very patiently.

"If this thing can really help people survive the catastrophe..." I rubbed my chin and muttered to myself, but I thought to myself, this

This is the best product, you must get some more and put it by your side for self-defense.

Maybe it was because the greedy look on my face was too obvious, Tianshou coldly broke my fantasy.

"Don't even think about it, the 'Shenlong Water' is so precious, just to help you this time, God Meng Zhang didn't know what to do.

How much cultivation was wasted, if the queen mother hadn't come forward... Hey... By the way, I just talked about you, when you woke up, there was no

Have you seen God Meng Zhang? " Tianshou asked suspiciously.

"What Mengzhang Shenjun? When I woke up, I only saw a disgusting horned boy." I

Said angrily.

"It's disgusting...horn boy?"

"Yes!" I nodded and told them what happened after I woke up.

The more they listened, the uglier their faces became. In the end, Taiyi didn't even finish listening to me, and just looked condensed.

He said heavily, "I'll go and see Shenjun Mengzhang's injuries first, I hope there's still time."

After finishing speaking, he flew away like a gust of wind with a whistling sound.

"Lingzhuzi, you have caused trouble again!"

Tianyang let out a wow and started to cry, Tianshou and the others had no choice but to stay aside, comforting them non-stop.

I was the only one standing there, at a loss.

It's just a lesson to a little pervert who doesn't distinguish between men and women. Is it so serious?

In fact, things are far from being as simple as I thought. It turns out that the "water of the dragon" is a dragon that has cultivated into a righteous god.

Something that comes out of God.

To put it more bluntly, it is 'water of the dragon god', which is actually dragon saliva, commonly known as saliva!

vomit……

Poor me, when I heard about this, I didn't even have time to vomit, so I was escorted here by two heavenly soldiers who looked like black-faced evil stars

Above the Lingxiao Palace.

"Lingzhuzi, are you guilty?"

I was pinned to the ground by two heavenly soldiers clasping their hands behind their backs. I couldn't even raise my head. Before I could speak

Then, Taibai Jinxing began to count my crimes in detail.

He chattered a lot, and put all kinds of shit on me, even how I got Lingxiaobao back then.

The fact that the beam on the temple was shaken down was shaken out to me.

Damn it, Taibaijinxing!You are considered immortal now, with awe-inspiring righteousness, you fucking forgot who it is

Did you become a man?

A dead shemale, now he actually crosses the river and demolishes the bridge for me!

I was about to open my mouth to refute.

A voice suddenly appeared in my mind——

"Little brother, don't say anything, don't ask anything."

This is?

Great old gentleman!

I know that Laojun used sound transmission to enter the secret on me.

My lips moved, and I also used the method of sound transmission to ask Laojun: "Why?"

The voice in my heart responded immediately.

"Anyway, this time, little brother, you really hit the knife's edge."

"What do you mean?" I asked.

It turns out that the boy who helped me survive the catastrophe was the God of the Four Directions, Qinglong Mengzhang. In order to help me survive the catastrophe, he died

I poured his cultivation base into his dragon saliva, and after feeding me his dragon saliva, Mengzhang's cultivation base was greatly damaged,

to become like a child.And the Mengzhang Shenjun who turned into a child was already very weak.

He was vulnerable, and without knowing it, I kicked him with all my strength.

This is good, my kick not only beat him back to his original shape, but also ruined the immortality of Mengzhang Shenjun

This made Qinglong Shenjun, the god of the four directions, have to return to the illusory realm and practice from scratch before he could return to his position.

And just for a while after Mengzhang Shenjun left, the Sifang God lost the Qinglong guardian who guarded the east.

Immediately, evil spirits appeared, and even the three monsters guarding Xuanyuan Tomb ran to the world to make trouble.

fart!fart!

I cursed repeatedly in my heart.

I admit that it is true that I kicked that horned boy, but why should I blame the three monsters in Xuanyuan Tomb?

on my head?

Obviously, when King Zhou of Naluoshizi was offering sacrifices to Nuwa, he wrote a poem mocking Nuwa's small breasts.

Wa's face was dull, so she called the thousand-year-old fox spirit, jade pipa spirit, and nine-headed pheasant spirit on Xuanyuan's tomb,

These three monsters went to teach King Zhou a lesson.

But who knew that these three monsters went to the mortal world, and immediately ate the most beautiful woman in the mortal world—Daji.

In the embarrassment of the heavens, immortals are not allowed to interfere in the affairs of the mortal world, let alone endanger the lives of mortals.

Nuwa knew that the disaster was serious, and originally wanted to recruit the three monsters back, but the three monsters were obsessed with her.

In the prosperity of the world, he has long been reluctant to think about Shu, and simply ignores Nuwa's words.

Besides, Daji died early for no reason, and her resentment went straight to heaven, and Nuwa couldn't hide it even if she wanted to.

The Emperor of Heaven called Taibai Jinxing to investigate, after checking, Taibai Jinxing figured out who the culprit was.

But who is Nuwa, that woman who had an affair with the Emperor of Heaven, no matter how stupid Taibai Jinxing is, it is impossible for Nuwa

Hand it over.

Therefore, during this period of time, everyone in the heavens was in danger, for fear of being caught by Taibai Jinxing, and became a woman.

Wa's scapegoat was handed over by Taibai Jinxing.