Capgras delusional syndrome

He stared in confusion and reached out to fumble on the bedside table. He found the mobile phone, picked it up and took a look. The caller showed that it was Su Wei.

"Hello..." Yang Shaojun pressed the answer button with deep sleepiness: "Awei, what's the matter?"

Su Wei said, "Shaojun, are you free? There are some things I would like to ask for your help."

Yang Shaojun looked at the clock, it was nine o'clock in the morning.He had to work overtime yesterday and didn't come back until six o'clock in the morning. He is sleepy right now and really doesn't want to go out.He hesitated for a moment and asked, "What's the matter?"

Su Wei said: "Dahuang wants to raise a dog, because you are a policeman, you should have raised a police dog, so he wants to ask you to help refer to what to raise."

Yang Shaojun is not afraid of anything, not afraid of tigers, big or small, or insects, but he was chased by a dog when he was a child, and he fell into the habit of being afraid of dogs.Later, when he came to the police force, he had no choice but to deal with police dogs. Now, except for the two dogs in the police force, he stiffens all the canines outside, especially large dogs, when he sees them.

Thinking about the situation in the dog market, he shivered on the phone and said with a sigh, "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with police dogs. I have something to do today and I don't have time."

Su Wei said: "Ah, I'm so sorry to disturb you. Go on to sleep."

Yang Shaojun hung up the phone after humming twice, and continued to sleep as soon as he dropped the phone and covered his head.Of course there was nothing, it was just an excuse for him not wanting to go out.

After half an hour, the music of "Fur Elise" started again.Yang Shaojun didn't want to answer the phone at first, but the ring rang endlessly undaunted. He sat up angrily, turned the bed sheet into a mess, and finally found the phone.The phone call has been hung up because no one answered it for too long. Yang Shaojun glanced at the call log, and the name on the missed call display was "Baby". He immediately lost half of his anger, scratched his messy hair, and called back. past.

Su Qian asked him, "What are you doing, why don't you answer the phone?"

Yang Shaojun stretched his waist and said, "I just woke up. What's the matter?"

Su Qian said, "Are you free? Can you come out?"

Yang Shaojun rubbed his temples to drive away the drowsiness, and cheered up: "Yes, when and where?"

Su Qian reported the location and told him to come over quickly, then hung up the phone.

Yang Shaojun finished washing and changing clothes as quickly as possible, and drove his favorite Bentley out.The place Su Qian said was not far away, and it took about 20 minutes to drive there. Yang Shaojun got out of the car and saw a signboard 20 meters away from the street sign Su Qian said, which made his hair stand on end. He suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

That signboard is - Adorable Dog Market.

After a while, Su Qian's car arrived.He got out of the car, saw Yang Shaojun standing there with a sad face, waved to him, and led him to the dog market as expected.

Yang Shaojun bit the bullet and asked him, "Do you want to buy a dog?"

Su Qian said: "Yes, I talked to Awei just now, and he said he wanted to buy a dog. I think our family should buy one too. We can play with Uncle Meng, so I called and asked you to come over." Let's pick together. You are a policeman and have been in contact with many police dogs, so you should be very good at picking dogs."

Yang Shaojun's scalp was numb.Damn it, it's true that they are all from the Su family, why do they think of the police when they think of dogs?Why do the police pick dogs?What kind of association is this!I want to protest!

Of course, he just complained a few words in his heart, but on the surface he discussed with Su Qian in a pitiful manner: "Well, it's okay to help Awei pick dogs, but let's not raise them ourselves, shall we?"

Su Qian gave him a strange look: "Why?"

Yang Shaojun said, "Well, dogs can poop, it stinks."

Su Qianbai said, "You can also poop...cough. Don't look down on dogs too much. I raised dogs when I was young, and dogs are very smart.

Yang Shaojun hemmed and said again: "We are all busy at work, and no one takes care of the dog."

Su Qian said: "I bought the dog to accompany Uncle Meng. He usually has nothing to do in the villa. Recently, he hugs the TV and watches Korean TV dramas every day, crying his eyes like peaches every day." He looked unbearable Pat on the forehead: "Buy a dog to accompany him, let him correct his evil ways."

Yang Shaojun suddenly realized: No wonder when I saw Uncle Meng when I came home from get off work recently, I felt that his eyes were swollen.Depend on!

But when he thought of sharing a room with a dog in the future, a tingling feeling rushed from the soles of his feet to his forehead.He continued to look for reasons: "But...but the dog is very noisy, what should I do if it keeps barking? And you are not a clean freak, the dog will shed hair, and likes to bite things..."

Su Qian stopped, turned around and looked at him suspiciously.Yang Shaojun immediately fell silent.

"You don't like dogs?" Su Qian asked him.

Of course Yang Shaojun will not admit that he is afraid of dogs, in fact he doesn’t think it’s called fear, he just thinks that dogs are his enemies, and his brain wave frequency and the barking sound of dogs just resonate, so when he hears a dog barking, he will feel a panic attack. numb.He said, "It's a little... I don't like it."

Su Qian frowned and thought for a while, then said, "They're all here, let's take a look."

Yang Shaojun had no choice but to continue walking inside with him.

This is a big dog market, and soon, a huge field appeared in front of them, with countless rows of cages displayed in the field, the barking of big dogs and small dogs rang out, and Yang Shaojun seemed to have countless gongs and drums in his ears Knocking together, bursts of flowers blooming in front of my eyes.He could barely cope with one or two police dogs, but there were so many dogs here, he immediately imagined a picture, hundreds of dogs surrounded him, he was covered in sticky dog ​​saliva, his mouth seemed to be Stuffed with dog hair, I felt dizzy for a while.

Su Qian glanced over and saw Su Wei and others standing at the other end of the dog market.He pushed Yang Shaojun and started walking towards Su Wei.

Besides Su Wei and Da Huang, Su Yi and Li Yaoyao were also here.It turned out that Su Wei and Su Yi had agreed to buy a dog together. On the way, Su Qian called and heard about it.

Er Su and Li Huang's opinions are not unified, and they have been hesitating and arguing here for almost an hour.The hesitant one is Rhubarb. He wants to raise a majestic one, but also wants to raise a well-behaved one. He also thinks it is too pitiful to have only one dog alone, and he is afraid that if there are too many dogs, they will compete for favor with each other or be too naughty. , but Su Wei has no opinion; it is Su Yi and Li Yaoyao who are arguing endlessly.

Li Yaoyao said: "Tibetan Mastiff! If you want to raise a Tibetan Mastiff, you can raise a Tibetan Mastiff! I am Lu Bu among the red rabbits and horses among men. If you want to raise a dog, you should also raise a dog king!"

Su Wei corrected coolly at the side: "It's Lu Bu among people, and the red rabbit among horses."

Su Yi gently persuaded: "Tibetan mastiffs are too aggressive, so they are not suitable as pets, and it is not good to keep them in the city. What if he hurts someone?"

Li Yaoyao said disdainfully: "Who is I? I can't cure a puppy! I think the lions in Phoenix Mountain were all trained by me! Everything in this world listens to me!"

Rhubarb suddenly pointed to the corner and called out: "Ah, spider."

Hearing the sound of "咻", Li Yaoyao jumped onto Su Yi's body in a fraction of a second, grabbed him with hands and feet, and stared in horror at the innocent spider in the corner.

A few seconds later, Li Yaoyao jumped off Su Yi's body with fur, and said angrily, "Buy a Tibetan mastiff! If I can't train it well, let my master train it! You can also take it to the tomb to clear the way, catch gods, catch gods, and catch Buddhas." Bite the Buddha!"

Su Yi continued to coax him with a good temper: "That's even worse. Think about it, the Tibetan mastiff is so big, and you still have to run around with it. How big is the goal? You have to register when you take it into and out of the city. And such a big man The guy arched in from the tomb, won’t the tomb collapse? Besides, what if he bullies Si Niu and Eagle No. [-]?”

Li Yaoyao thought for a while, and finally her attitude was not so tough: "That's right, what if he eats Si Niu and No. [-]?"

Su Qian and the stiff Yang Shaojun came over. Su Qian stretched his face when he saw Li Yaoyao, and forced a smile when he saw Rhubarb who was pretending to be shy and timid, and greeted his two younger brothers Then there was a real smile in the eyes.

Su Wei smiled kindly at Yang Shaojun, and Yang Shaojun could only smile at him awkwardly, feeling like crying in his heart.

Da Huang asked Yang Shaojun: "Officer Yang, what kind of dog can be a police dog? Tell us about the functions of different dogs."

Yang Shaojun frowned and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not in charge of raising dogs in the police force, it depends on what functions you need."

Rhubarb thought for a while and asked him, "How is Husky? What are his strengths?"

Yang Shaojun said, "Make trouble."

Rhubarb asked again: "Then, where is the golden retriever?"

Yang Shaojun said, "Make trouble."

Rhubarb said: "Uh...that Samoyed..."

Yang Shaojun was full of vicissitudes, and looked at him deeply: "He is very good at making trouble."

rhubarb:"……"

Su Wei has no interest in dogs because he and Da Huang have decided to return to China to settle down. Da Huang said that since they want to settle down, let’s raise a dog. Raise it like a child. It will be more stable and warm if you have care. After a few years when everything is stable, adopt another child to make them more like a complete family.His idea is that rhubarb will have whatever he likes, and he will like what he will raise.If he had to say it, he would prefer to keep a quieter dog, after all, he is quiet by nature.Rhubarb was hesitant, and seeing that Yang Shaojun couldn't help, he dragged Su Wei to the other side.

Li Yaoyao was full of energy, jumping up and down in the dog market, more agile than those dogs looked.Su Yi was dragged around by him, already dizzy.Li Yaoyao pointed to a husky and said, "How about this one! It looks very clever, and can watch the wind on the ground!" Su Yi hesitated and said, "Does he look very clever? Why do I think he looks so bi... ..."

Li Yaoyao ran in front of a golden retriever again: "Then this one! It looks very flexible, and can be the front guard!" Su Yi said: "But when he grows up, he will also be very big, so it is inconvenient to carry in and out."

Li Yaoyao ran to a German black back again, this time before Su Yi could speak, he denied it himself first: "Damn, he looks like a domineering one! It's definitely not good to get along with No. [-], don't want!"

Everyone else ran away, Su Qian and Yang Shaojun walked slowly in the dog market.In fact, Su Qian doesn't like keeping dogs very much. One is, as Yang Shaojun said, he has a cleanliness habit. Dogs often shed hair and shed their hair, which is his taboo; He died of old age. Although he didn't show it, he was actually very sad. Since then, he felt that keeping pets was a troublesome thing, so he didn't keep any pets for so many years.But for some reason, after reconciling with Yang Shaojun, he suddenly had the idea of ​​keeping a pet, which probably represented a kind of stable thought in the dark.He also really felt that if he found a companion for Lao Meng, he would have a lot to talk about in his life, and Su Xiaoer also showed great interest in raising dogs, so he came to visit this dog market.

Su Qian said to Yang Shaojun: "Actually, I prefer Gu Mu. When I grow up, I can weigh several hundred catties. It gives me a sense of accomplishment and a gentle temperament. Which do you like?"

Thinking of a big fat dog weighing hundreds of kilograms on top of him, Yang Shaojun suddenly felt out of breath.An electric current ran from the top of his head straight down his spine.He was silent for a moment and asked, "Do you really want to hear me?"

Su Qian glanced at him inexplicably: "Say it."

Yang Shaojun raised his arm tremblingly, and pointed to the small pocket cage on the table beside him: "I like that."

——It was a teacup dog the size of a fist.

Su Qian: "..."

In the end, Su Wei and Da Huang bought a silver fox, Li Yaoyao actually fell in love with a frowning mangy dog ​​at first sight, and Su Qian and Yang Shaojun found a balance between the huge ancient herd and the petite teacup dog , bought a Labrador.After getting the vaccines and getting the dog certificates, the three couples happily hugged their dogs and went home.

That night, Su Qian was halfway through sorting out the documents, and was coaxed and coaxed by Yang Shaojun to drag them away from the table and stuff them into the bathroom for a couple bath.He was dizzy and dizzy from the hot bath, and before he woke up, Yang Shaojun pressed him on the bed and gnawed his neck with saliva.

He pushed Yang Shaojun in disgust, and Yang Shaojun raised his head from his neck with an aggrieved face: "I haven't done it for a week." But the movements of his hands didn't stop for a moment, and they had already started to tease Su Qian's little brother deftly, "Tonight must."

Su Qian gritted his teeth and stretched out a greasy hand to him: "Your hair has not been washed with shampoo, and there is still foam, go and wash it again!"

The corner of Yang Shaojun's mouth twitched.The arrow is on the line, who cares about this stinking problem of deadly cleanliness, he grabbed a pillow towel and wiped his hair, buried his head and continued to work hard.

"Hey! You!" Su Qian stared angrily.

Yang Shaojun bit his nipple, and said vaguely: "Anyway, I'll wash it later, and I'll wash it together." Su Qian always insisted on taking a bath before and after the event, otherwise he would either not do it or not sleep.

Su Qian had already been softened by him, swallowed a sob, closed his eyes and stopped protesting.

Yang Shaojun kissed him all the way from his chest to his lower abdomen, neither impatient nor impatient, full of affectionate kisses.He was originally relatively gentle in sexual matters, and he did not regard this kind of thing as conquest or humiliation, but as a kind of enjoyment.Since it is enjoyment, it should be two-way. So in the past, no matter how hard he loved Su Qian, he always made Su Qian comfortable in bed, so comfortable that Su Qian himself didn't want to admit that he was so comfortable. .After the reconciliation, with a kind of joy of regaining what was lost, he became more gentle and careful in this matter, for fear that Su Qian would kick him out of bed if he felt the slightest bit unsatisfactory.

The foreplay lasted for half an hour, but it was Su Qian who couldn't stand it later.Of course he wouldn't say anything about this situation, but he frowned and pushed Yang Shaojun's hand away pretending to be dissatisfied.Yang Shaojun couldn't understand his reaction to this point, proudly leaning up to kiss him, slowly entering his body in a tender and sweet kiss.

Su Qian likes to use the side-entry position when making love. After all, he still feels that it is very strange for him to be manipulated by a man. This position can dilute his psychological discomfort.On the other hand, Yang Shaojun likes to do back-to-back poses. He only dares to do this when he is getting Su Qian drunk. However, when he is emotional, taking advantage of Su Qian being fucked out of his mind, it is feasible to change his posture unconsciously. of.

Su Qian lay sideways on the bed, and Yang Shaojun hugged him tightly from behind, kissing his neck and shoulders under the broken hair, sometimes twitching and twitching, and sometimes tossing and grinding, deeply implementing the nine shallow and one deep playing methods, It made Su Qian's skin turn red all over, and his body trembled uncontrollably, but he still gritted his teeth and refused to make a sound.

Yang Shaojun was very troubled by his stubbornness.He doesn't like to have sex with a mute, and he doesn't think moaning is the monopoly of women. When the love is deep, he can't help humming a few times, and he never deliberately suppresses it.If it is said that Su Qian can't cry out, then the individual's physique is different, and he will not force Su Qian to pretend to moan happily, but Su Qian's clearly broken voice is full of overflowing from his throat, but he insists on holding back Going back, this made Yang Shaojun very upset.But he had a deep understanding of Su Qian's nature, and knew that this kind of thing couldn't be rushed, so he could only let him get used to it step by step and let him let go.

When Su Qian held back his strength, the muscles above the shoulders were all stiff.Yang Shaojun bit his tense muscles on purpose, pulled his face and kissed him.Su Qian's teeth were forcibly pried open by the tip of his soft tongue, and the air in his mouth was sucked away. Since the remaining bit of consciousness was focused on the feeling of his lower body, he foolishly forgot to breathe.It has to be said that Su Qian is still a rookie in this area. Although his son is not only good at making soy sauce, he has always regarded sex as a mission to complete the reproduction of offspring, and he will not spend any money on it. Different thinking, so that almost all the sensitive zones on his body were developed by Yang Shaojun. Every time he has sex, he can’t believe that the body organs can bring such great pleasure and satisfaction to people, and the climax can be reached To the point of fainting for a few seconds.

Yang Shaojun kissed him almost suffocating before letting go of him. The thrusting movements were deep and shallow, and he was holding his high-spirited dick back and forth.He could see that Su Qian was completely confused, even the focus of his pupils was lost, so he hummed contentedly first, as an act of throwing bricks to attract jade, to draw out the backlog of submission in Su Qian's throat.

"En!" Su Qian was hit hard by him, and finally couldn't hold back, and let out an unbearable moan.

Yang Shaojun was overjoyed, and the speed under his body accelerated. He felt that Su Qian's dick was slightly swollen in his hands. Knowing that he was about to reach the limit, he turned around and knelt up while holding his crotch, and changed into a rear-entry style. Su Qian really didn't have the energy to protest.Yang Shaojun squeezed his dick tightly to prevent him from ejaculating. He hit him hard, bent over his back, bit his ear and said vaguely: "Do you like me? Do you like me?"

Yang Shaojun once said "you like me" to Su Qian in an affirmative tone, but Su Qian acquiesced without rebuttal.But he never said it directly.Yang Shaojun wanted to hear from him.

"Hmm...! Ah...!" Su Qian's back was numb, itchy and comfortable, and the pleasure kept piling up, reaching the limit.His front end was held tightly by Yang Shaojun, and he couldn't find an outlet to vent it. It was both pleasant and painful, it was really indescribable.He couldn't control it anymore, and let out moans that sounded like they were in pain, but only he and Yang Shaojun knew the joy in the pain.

Yang Shaojun asked him persistently: "Do you like it? Do you like it?"

Su Qian's hands tightly grasped the sheets, his upper body leaned over the bed, and his face was buried in the pillow: "Get lost!"

Yang Shaojun heard that there seemed to be a bit of crying in his voice, so he was very surprised, he let go of his hands, and went to pull his head.Su Qian was caught off guard by him turning around. As soon as the Jingguan was opened, he immediately rushed to the lower body, so his joyful and panic expressions combined into Yang Shaojun's eyes, and at the same time a tear fell from the corner of his eye—a tear of happiness.

Yang Shaojun kissed away his tears, no longer pressed him for answers, but offered his own enthusiasm: "I love you, Su Qian."

After being released, Su Qian lay on the bed with no strength. Yang Shaojun knew that he was full, so he also accelerated the pace of sprinting, so that he could reach the peak quickly, so as not to bore him.

When he was concentrating on the final sprint, he suddenly heard a mess of footsteps outside the door, and then Lao Meng yelled: "Don't move! Stop!"

Yang Shaojun trembled all over.

"Wow! Wow, woof, woof!" Labrador barked.

Yang Shaojun's whole body softened.

Su Qian waited for a while, but instead of waiting for the expected heat flow, he gradually lost the feeling. Why did the thing stuck behind him seem to have gone out?

He turned around in a daze, only to see Yang Shaojun sitting with a dejected expression on his face, his lower body was already weak.

Su Qian opened his mouth in surprise, and said after a while, "Are you... afraid of dogs?"

Yang Shaojun turned over, buried his face in the quilt just like he did just now, and said in exactly the same resentful tone: "Get lost!"

"Heh..." Su Qian laughed.

Afraid of dogs... This is a good thing that can be used... Su Qian looked at his lover who was naked beside him, and suddenly felt in a good mood.Ha ha, what a truly enjoyable night.

This is the first episode, and there are about three or four episodes in total. After I finish writing, I will proofread the typos and readjust some of the previous paragraphs. After that, I will make a custom print. Among the customized episodes, there will be episodes that are not available on the Internet (about Yang Shaojun How did you get Su Qian in the first place).The cover is as follows, thank you for the Q version drawn by Sheng Jiubuxiu (Sanzhuxiang), and thank you for the help of the picture~