Mensao Shou of the Orc Continent
Chapter 3...
Interrupted him: "Don't slander Mr. Lu Xun's famous sayings casually, okay? It's rare to be enlightened, but there are not many people who are as brazen as you and have bad views."
"Son, you really know my heart!" Yan Huan put his arms around Luo Qin's shoulders affectionately, and smiled gratifiedly and shamelessly: "You are indeed a bad friend for four years in college!"
Luo Que is speechless: There is always a kind of person in this world who automatically turns everything he hears into praise for himself...
"It's not too late, take me to meet him." Yan Huan said.
"I've persuaded him many times." Hearing what he said, Luo Que breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you're here. From now on, I'll leave this burden to you."
"My child, you need to show more love to your teammates! How can you put your responsibilities aside so ruthlessly?!" Yan Huan put on a heartbroken look: "Where's your sympathy? Where's your love? Facing Such a cruel compatriot on earth, how can you embarrass me!"
"How can you embarrass your sister!" Luo Que glared at him: "Stop changing the subject, this is clearly your responsibility, okay?"
Yan Huan shrugged, spread his hands and said, "Then what, everyone is from Earth, you..."
Luo Que said helplessly: "I've been struggling to speak, okay, I can't even think of any new lines, what do you think I can do?"
"You're not skilled enough." Yan Huan patted his chest and said confidently, "Leave it to me. I'll take care of him."
"What if it can't be done?" Luo Que asked back.
"Well, I believe that time will solve all problems." Yan Huan shirked responsibility solemnly: "What's his name? Oh, Wu or something, he will definitely take care of him."
Luo Quen Convex-_-Convex: "I'm too lazy to despise you..."
"Stop the mushrooms, let's go, let's lead the way quickly." Saying this, Yan Huan beckoned the big men behind him to follow.
"Where did this come from?" Luo Qun was taken aback: "Who are they! It can't be..."
"It's my bodyguard," Yan Huan replied as a matter of course: "Because of my female status, the tribe sent me bodyguards to take turns guarding them. It just so happened that the three of them were on duty today."
(⊙o⊙) Ah!Luo Qun was startled: "It's actually possible to do this?!"
"Then what do you want?" Yan Huan asked back, "Aren't you also guarded?"
...It's a completely different situation, isn't it?Luo Que twitched the corners of his mouth speechlessly, but in the end he didn't say anything, silently beckoning Kunsha to lead the way.
"How long are you going to be hypocritical! Do you fucking think this is still an earth that can make you hypocritical?!" Saying this, Yan Huan punched Ji Nian hard: "Look at your current appearance! You have a bitter face like a woman, waiting for someone to take care of you every day, are you a fucking man?!"
Unexpectedly, he said it directly... It really is his style!
Luo Que stood aside in horror: That punch must have hurt a lot!Half of Ji Nian's face is swollen up, is it true!
Then the aggressive Yan Huan turned around and chased him away: "You go out first, I have something to say to him."
"Leave it to him," Luo Que tried his best to give Wuma a friendly smile, "It's all right." Then he led everyone out, leaving room for the two roommates.
"Speaking of which, Yan Huan is much more familiar with Ji Nian than I am. The two of them have lived together for four years." Luo Qun explained to Wuma: "Don't worry, he should have a way to cheer Ji Nian up."
"Will he fight Ji Nian again?" Wuma asked worriedly.
"Don't worry, Yan Huan has never hit Ji Nian before, maybe he wanted to wake him up." Luo Que said meaningfully: "Blindly pampering will spoil people."
No one spoke for a long while, Wuma worriedly looked in the direction of the cave entrance from time to time.
It really feels like a strict wife... Luo Qun complained in his heart.
Kun Sha asked suddenly: "He, is that the person you mentioned?"
Luo Qun suddenly came back to his senses, raised his head and asked, "Huh? What did you just say?"
"He is the very important relative you are looking for?"
"Hmm..." Luo Que nodded hesitantly: It can't be said that they are relatives, but they are indeed very important people.
Just as he was talking, Yan Huan had already walked out, and said to the Wuma who came up to meet him: "Leave him alone, let him stay alone. When he can't bear it anymore and comes out to look for you, then ignore him."
"So..." Wuma's usually rigid face showed a hesitant look: "Is it really possible? Will he be fine?"
"Is it you who understand him or I who understand him?" Yan Huan asked back: "If you really want him to change, just do as I say, I will never harm him."
Wuma struggled a bit, but still agreed.
Luo Que went up to meet her and asked in Chinese, "By the way, what did you say to Ji Nian?"
"Tell him about Lao Tzu's near-death experience. Compared with Lao Tzu who struggled in the mud, struggled with crocodiles, caught snakes and roasted them, does he have the qualifications to be hypocritical?"
Narrow escape?Luo Qun's heart trembled: Is it really that serious?But he didn't let go: "It's more than that, I must have instilled your unrighteous three views in him, and maybe washed his brain by the way?"
"Damn! I'm re-educating him with a kind heart."
"I'm too lazy to argue with you," Luo Que lazily stretched his waist: "Hurry up and go to bed, today is really a day of ups and downs."
Yan Huan also stretched his waist and asked, "By the way, where do you want to sleep, child?"
"Sleeping in the wild," Luo Qun said helplessly, "What are you talking about?"
Yan Huan unceremoniously expressed his contempt: "That's all you pursue?!"
Luo Que glared at him: "Damn, what do you want?"
"You can also build a cave and build a thatched hut, just make do with one night."
"That's so troublesome..."
"What's the trouble, the orcs are free labor, and it's a waste of resources if you don't use them."
"Can you be more shameless?" Three black lines slid down Luo Qun's forehead: "They have tolerated you until now!!"
"It's very simple, the management method of carrots and sticks," Yan Huan said triumphantly, "You don't even understand this in business management, do you?"
"Who would use it as a matter of course like you! And what we learned is to manage people, you are using it to enslave people, right!" Luo Que despised it: "It's not on the same level at all!"
"Little quilt..." Yan Huan sighed.
"Why?" Luo Qun replied unceremoniously.
"You're still so cute..."
"Damn! Do you have any common sense!" Luo Que went crazy: "Cute is used to describe a man!! Fuck me!!!"
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23. Is it easier to think about life when taking a bath? ...
"By the way, what were you doing running so fast last night? What kind of plane are you flying?!"
As soon as he was put down by Kunsha and stepped on the ground, Yan Huan's complaining voice was heard from a distance.Luo Qun retorted unceremoniously: "Do I have any? Didn't I tell you to see you tomorrow?"
"Hey, it's obvious that you just dropped a word and ran away, okay?"
"Then what do you want me to do? Can't I talk to you at night?"
"I don't have that hobby..."
"Stop talking nonsense, by the way, Ji Nian is up yet, should we just go in like this?"
"Of course not, if you see something disharmonious, the president will be the eye of a needle~" Just as they were talking, the two had already reached the entrance of the cave: "Bang bang bang, bang bang bang..."
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Because there is no door, I can only simulate the sound of knocking on the door." Yan Huan actually replied seriously.
Luo Quin held his forehead weakly: "Can you make it a little more?"
"Fuck you, this is practical!"
"How long are you going to argue?" A faint voice came from the cave, and then Ji Nian came out.
"Hey, good morning." Luo Qun greeted them brightly.
"Yes, it's very early." Yan Huan followed closely behind, smiling brightly.
"The sun is so dazzling..." Ji Nian felt dizzy after not basking in the sun for a long time.
"You'll get used to it if you spend more time in the sun. You can see how lively Yan Huan is, it's just exposed by the sun." Luo Qun smiled and said, "How about we go sit under the big tree for a while?"
Neither of them objected.Kunsha brought Luo Qun, Wuma brought Ji Nian, and some of Yan Huan's guardians had consciously spread their wings and waited for him to sit on it, and the group flew to the forest below the mountain.
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"Get out of the way, my scissors are useless! You are so shameless, how could you just grab my scissors?!" Watching Yan Huan wave the scissors on Ji Nian's head anxiously, Luo Qun was full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Get out! If I let you come, Ji Nian won't have to go out to meet people in the future!" Yan Huan cut off Luo Qun's dishonest right hand with a snap of the scissors.
"Ji Nian, how can you not trust my skills so much!" Luo Que said bitterly, "You are also a novice, how could you directly reject my chance?"
"Even though I am also a novice, I think I must be more reliable than you." Yan Huan unceremoniously broke Luo Que's embarrassing story: "I remember that someone even cut his nails until they bleed."
Unconvinced, Luo Qun said, "That was just an accident! If you spread such shameful words again, I'll beat you!"
Yan Huan waved the scissors and smiled flatly: "Come on, come on, I'll wait for you to whip me..."
Ji Nian couldn't bear it anymore: "You should concentrate on me! What should I do if my hands shake!"
"Uh, I was wrong..." As he was speaking, Yan Huan shook his hands, and with a "click", a handful of hairs were directly cut off.
Ji Nian's face was full of black lines: "It won't be like a dog chewing on the ground..."
"How could it be? Anyway, these are all going to be cut off, don't worry," Yan Huan patted his chest confidently: "Okay, call it a day!"
"Why do you have a hairstyle like that of a prisoner... You must never touch my hair in the future!" Luo Qun said.
"Hey, what's your attitude? This is the most popular crew cut back then! This is a tribute to the great revolutionary Comrade Deng Xiaoping!" Yan Huan waved the scissors unhappily: "Hurry up and apologize for the fruits of my labor, bastard!"
"Well, it's healthier to be short," Luo Que comforted Ji Nian: "It does look very energetic, why don't you go to the stream to take care of it?"
"Go, go, take a shower." Yan Huan put down the scissors and flicked the hair on his clothes: "We're going too."
"Why do I want it too? I don't have any hair on my body." Luo Qun refused.
"Because it's easier to think about life when taking a bath, so that we can rationally calculate the future, right? Of course, this is just an official reason. Don't you want to take a bath on a hot day? Or, when Ji Nian and I take a bath, you have to be in Watch from the shore?" Yan Huan mercilessly expressed his contempt: "Why didn't I realize that you have such a perverted hobby before?"
"Where do I have such a perverted hobby?!" Luo Que said angrily, "I'll just turn around! Besides, it's not like I haven't seen it before!"
"Oh, so you used to have such a perverted hobby~" Yan Huan said regretfully while taking off his clothes, "Tsk tsk, I didn't realize before that you have been taking advantage of me for so many years."
"Ah! Who wants to take advantage of you! What I want to see is the soft girl! The soft girl!" Luo Qun said frantically.
Yan Huan replied calmly: "Oh, so you have peeped on soft girls, so I really underestimated you."
Luo Que was angry: "Will you die if you are serious? Will you die?!"
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, let's talk about business." Yan Huan began to splash in the water: "By the way, you really won't come down, the water is so comfortable~"
"Don't go on! You are the one who keeps talking nonsense!" Luo Qun replied unceremoniously: "Don't force me to curse you for being chased and killed by crocodiles."
"What kind of international joke are you making? There will be crocodiles in such a narrow stream? Besides, I was going to take a bath just now, and I let the orcs clean it up, so that no inexplicable things will come out."
Anyway, arguing is just to get angry, Luo Que simply said: "Hmph, aren't you talking about business, don't you hurry up?"
"Oh, this, by the way, do you have any plans for the future?"
"Well, um, let's take a step at a time." Luo Qun replied.
"As expected of you idiot, what about you, Ji Nian?" Ignoring Luo Qun's unhappy expression, Yan Huan turned to ask Ji Nian.
Ji Nian sighed: "It's all down to this level, what else can I plan?"
"Hey, you two brats, you still want me to worry about it..." Yan Huan sighed, looking like he hated iron for being weak.
"Oh, then tell me what your plans are?" Luo Qun said unconvinced.
"Children, let's build a paradise for mankind - the legendary Garden of Eden!" Speaking of the paradise, Yan Huan's eyes gleamed pikapika, and the golden light behind him.
"Why do I think he flashed up suddenly? Is it an illusion?" Luo Qun couldn't help complaining.
Ji Nian couldn't help laughing, the two of them always made people feel happy together, so he said, "What paradise?"
"Of course it's a place suitable for human beings to live in. Do you still remember the Garden of Eden mentioned in the Bible?" Yan Huan explained, "In a world full of dangers, there is such a small area that God has set aside for human beings."
"I understand what you mean. Is it something similar to a castle? However, the castle must be surrounded by land, drinking water, and various plants, and then surrounded by walls. Speaking of which, medieval European cities are more suitable We are nothing but," Luo Qun said, "however, how to do such a large project? Besides, even if it is built, the wall may not be able to stop the huge beasts in this world."
"Of course it's impossible with us alone," Yan Huan looked at the orcs guarding in the distance, and said with a smile, "Aren't there still orcs?"
Luo Que raised his eyebrows, and asked back: "Could it be that they will help us work for free? You are thinking too simply."
"Oh, it's their honor to work for their leader."
"Leader? You? Orcs admire power, pure power, understand? Don't tell me you don't know."
"The mountain people have their own tricks. Anyway, we are one level above them in IQ and EQ, right? People who believe in magic, legends, and brainwashing slowly will always work."
Luo Que turned to Ji Nian and said, "Actually, I have never been able to figure out where his inexplicable self-confidence comes from."
Ji Nian said, "Um, me too."
Yan Huan looked at them with hatred: "This land has never been polluted by humans. Don't you have the idea of making contributions, leading them to a civilized world, and dominating the world?!"
Luo Qun smiled: "Speaking of it, this is like the prelude to the king's arrival in the fiction of time travel."
"These ideas are not reliable at all." Ji Nian said.
"It's really unreliable, but it makes people want to believe it." Luo Qin smiled against the wind: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, so why not give it a try."
"Um, I'm not interested in King's Landing." Ji Nian said.
"Me neither, and we can't change anything in this world right now," Luo Quin said with a smile, "However, at least we can make our lives better."
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24. Those who settle in Shenma are too entangled...
Luo Qun asked: "You just abandoned the Lin tribe so decisively? It seems that you are doing well there."
"Although we did put a lot of effort into them, those who live on the cliffs are too hopeless, and this is the nature of the big bird, which cannot be reversed at all." Yan Huan said: "However, we will abduct them later. It would be nice to be a guard."
"Actually, the place where the Central Tribe lives is average. It's considered a temperate zone, and it's far away from the ocean. There are wild beasts roaring and dueling from time to time, let alone living on the mountain. It's very inconvenient. The ideal place to live should be subtropical, with rich vegetation. , the food is sufficient, and it is best to be close to the sea..."
"Stupid, don't forget, the hotter you are, the more bugs, live by the sea and be careful not to drown."
"I'm talking about the subtropical zone, and it's closer to the sea, not the coast, understand?"
"It's clear that you didn't express yourself clearly. Besides, there are many bugs and snakes in the subtropical zone, okay? If you want to be bitten to death, go there directly."
"Hey, people with a little common sense will understand, okay? You're the only one who thinks wrong..."
"Do you still remember the secluded valley in Princess Huanzhu?" The two were arguing deeply, when Ji Nian suddenly interjected.
"Ah? The secluded valley? Speaking of which, the valley is indeed easy to defend and difficult to attack. It is best to turn the entire valley into your own territory, drive out all the beasts, and block the mountain pass with a gate, and you will become a paradise." Luo Quin Said: "It seems to be a good look. It would be even more perfect if we could kidnap a few people from the Lin tribe to guard the mountain."
"As long as there is no flash flood, it will be perfect." Yan Huan commented calmly.
"You think it's a mountain torrent, so you can send it whenever you want?" Luo Qun said, "You can figure it out naturally when you find the valley and see the terrain, so don't worry about it."
"What about mudslides?"
Luo Que replied confidently: "Don't worry, I was very good at geography back then, so I can judge it naturally."
"It's you I'm worried about." Yan Huan said quietly.
"Are you looking for a draw?"
"Look, Ji Nian, he's going to violent me again!" Yan Huan hurriedly dodged someone's Wuying palm, and then straightened his expression: "Oh, we're discussing something serious, don't make trouble!"
"Who is making trouble?" Luo Qun said angrily.
"By the way, we're looking for a new place to live. Ji Nian, what's the name of your house, won't Wuma stop you?" Yan Huan asked.
"If he wants to stop him, I'll show him!" Ji Nian gritted his teeth and said, "Anyway, I want to be with you!"
A drop of cold sweat slid down Luo Qun's forehead: "This, it sounds so..." Like an angry little daughter-in-law, I am hallucinating, it must be hallucination!
"It's awkward," Yan Huan answered, "Why don't you call him over, since you won't be able to get rid of him anyway, let's call him over to discuss it together."
"Never!" Ji Nian dismissed this suggestion without hesitation.
"It's okay, we will negotiate with him as your agent." Luo Que quickly smoothed things over.
"That's right, everything is negotiable, don't make it look like a deep hatred," Yan Huan changed the subject: "What about you, Luo Que? The Central Tribe won't let you go, right?"
"Um, that's not going to happen, I'm fine."
"Who is that? Is your savior still following?"
Speaking of Kun Sha, Luo Qun was a little speechless: "Uh, this, of course."
Yan Huan smiled meaningfully: "Why, he is your suitor?"
"Your sister, the suitor!" Luo Que stood up abruptly, "Forget it, I'll call Wuma and Kun to come over." After saying that, he ran away.
"What's the matter? Sudden shyness?" Yan Huan was puzzled for a while.
In fact, for orcs, it doesn't matter where they live.Finally, Ji Nian regained his energy, and Wuma naturally followed his will.Kunsha didn't like to stay in the noisy tribe, and he had no objection.Yan Huan's suitors still followed behind him persistently.
"By the way, you have left the Lin Tribe, how long will these on-duty people stay with you?" Luo Que couldn't help asking.
"They are my uncle's unswerving suitors." Yan Huan brushed the broken hair on his forehead triumphantly: "People's charm is so irresistible, and it's not my fault that they are popular."
"Don't disgust me casually," Luo Que said bluntly, "Could it be that these three people have been following us?"
"Orcs are very persistent~ just follow, and it won't hinder you."
"It's an eyesore, isn't it?" Luo Quin gave him a white look.
"Oh, it won't be a problem when you are familiar with them. I plan to train them to be my bodyguards."
Luo Qun was speechless for a while, so he could only stand at the entrance of the cave with his chest folded.
Ji Nian is packing up his things, ready to go on the road with them.Said it was tidying up, but in fact it was just bringing some animal skins, salt, pearls and other things.After all, things in the beastman world are too scarce, and there is really nothing to clean up.
Yan Huan walked up to the three orcs and said something to them, one of them flapped his wings and flew away.
Luo Que looked at their interaction suspiciously, and asked Kun Sha beside him, "Can you hear what they are talking about?"
"He asked that orc to go back and get something." Kunza replied flatly.
"Well, actually, we should go back." Luo Que thought for a while and said, "However, let's find a place to live first, and then go back to the Central Tribe once we find it."
Kunsha nodded: "Okay."
"Since everyone is going on the road together, it's better to get to know each other." Yan Huan greeted everyone with a smile: "I'm Yan Huan, please take care of me from now on."
"Uh, I'm Luo Que." Luo Que also pulled out an extremely friendly smile. Seeing that Ji Nian didn't respond, he pulled him to greet everyone: "This is Ji Nian. He hasn't learned his language well. The three of us It's a relative, please take care of me in the future."
"I'm Qingyan," the green-clothed orc seemed a little embarrassed, while the other red-clothed orc was more generous, and said directly, "I'm Chili, Yan Huan's suitor."
Wuma also simply greeted everyone.Then, all eyes were on Kunsha.
"Ah, I know you, that Kunsha." Chili said excitedly: "Let's have a competition, how about it?"
"Ah? He actually knows Kunsha?" Luo Qun wondered.
"Because Kunsha is very strong." Surprisingly, the person who answered was actually Wuma.
"Let's go on the road," Kun Sha just glanced at Chili lightly, then transformed into a beast and took Luo Qun away.
After a while, only Chili was left on the ground, jumping his feet in anger: "Ahhh, damn it! You don't pay attention to people at all!"
"Hurry up, or you'll be left behind by them." Yan Huan sat on Qingyan's back and reminded "kindly".
"Ahhh, I must catch up with him!" Chili spread her wings with a "wow" and rushed to catch up.
"Chili, don't fly over your head! We're not in an air race!" In the wind, Yan Huan's voice came from afar.
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25. Xanadu...
"This is like the prehistoric era when the Yellow Emperor fought against Chi You. There are all kinds of monsters." During the break, Luo Qun couldn't help but said, "The dinosaurs just now almost became a mountain, so there are really goblins on this planet, right?"
"Oh, if there are really goblins, there are four of us in front of us." Yan Huan raised his eyebrows, and his eyes wandered to the orcs drinking water by the stream.
"Huh?" Luo Qun sneered: "That's right, why didn't I think of it?"
"By the way, what do you think of the two valleys just now?" Yan Huan asked.
Luo Que propped his chin and said: "How should I put it, the first one is like a paradise with gurgling water and lush flowers and grass, but unfortunately the mountain is not high and the defense function is not enough. The second one is a valley among the mountains, but it is too big. There are not many plant varieties inside, and they are all the same forests, which will cause visual fatigue if you look at them for a long time."
"The second one is pretty good, okay?" Yan Huan asked again: "What do you think, Ji Nian?"
"I don't care." Ji Nian replied.
"Obviously the first one is more beautiful..." Luo Que complained softly.
"Don't look like that, okay? You think it's picking clothes? If you haven't found a more suitable one in the afternoon, you can choose the second valley." Yan Huan clapped his hands together: "It's such a happy decision."
"Hey, what's so happy about this? Don't ignore my unhappiness, okay?" Luo Que glared at him, "To live in a poetic way, this is not called outsourcing, but the mood of life, understand?"
"I definitely don't understand."
Luo Quin: ╭(╯^╰)╮
"Look below! It's so beautiful~~~" Luo Qun couldn't help admiring.
Even Ji Nian couldn't help but widen his eyes, and saw:
Surrounded by mountains, there is a valley covered with large tracts of green. The shades of green are like a huge uneven blanket embroidered with colorful flowers.As the orcs descended, they could even see dancing butterflies.
"Don't hesitate, Yan Huan, Ji Nian, let's settle down here!" Luo Qun looked excited.
"Ah, don't talk too early, let's check if there is any fatal danger before making a decision." In comparison, Yan Huan was much calmer, greeted Chili and Qingyan, and said to the others: "Go to the center first. Check and rest at the lake, we will look around the valley and then meet there."
"Okay, be careful, see you later." Luo Qin replied.
The golden sunlight sprinkled finely on the water of this lake, refracting a sparkling wave.
"The water in this lake is clear, but why can't you see how deep it is?" Luo Que squatted down, took a handful of the lake water, lowered his head and sniffed, "It seems to be drinkable."
"I'll go down and have a look, and look at Ji Nian." Wuma said.
"Of course," Luo Qin replied, "Don't worry, he will be fine with me here."
Wuma nodded, instantly transformed into a giant blue beast, and dived into the lake.
"Let's sit down and wait for them, huh?" Luo Quin turned to Ji Nian and suggested.
Ji Nian nodded and sat on the grass by the lake.
Luo Quin sat down next to him, looked at the lake in the distance, and said casually, "It's beautiful, isn't it?"
Ji Nian didn't say a word, Luo Qun just smiled and continued to look into the distance.
It took a while to see Wuma coming out of the water dripping wet, and then several big fish were thrown up with a "crackling".
Luo Qun approached the biggest one with great interest and took a closer look: "This fish is bigger than me, won't it become a sperm? Ah!" Unexpectedly, the fish's tail flicked violently, splashing a lot of water. The drops of water startled Luo Qun.
It turned out that the big fish was not dead yet, and was still jumping.
Kun Sha pulled Luo Qun back and said, "Go hunting."
Luo Quin glanced at Ji Nian who was still sitting on the grass and Wuma who had already started eating, thinking that staying alone would not be of much help, so she replied, "Then let's go."
The grove near the lake has lush vegetation, and there are not many large animals, but there are all kinds of small animals.When Kunsha was eating, Luo Quin found a touch of white in the grass, went up to find that it was a small white animal, shaking slightly, and didn't run away when he heard footsteps, it seemed to be on Kunsha's body The murderous aura subdued.
It looks pretty cute, even though thinking this way, Luo Que didn't dare to take it lightly, who knows if this unknown creature might be poisonous?But just looking at it makes me feel happy.
The long white curly hair looks clean and beautiful, and the sky blue ears are shaking slightly, which is very cute.Just bending over to look, a white sleeve moved in front of him, and then the little animal was picked up by Kunsha.
"Huh?" Luo Qun took the little animal from the killer Kun in surprise.It's really small and soft, lying obediently in the palm of your hand without moving.
"This is a newly born Anqing Beast, there is no danger." Kunsha said.
"Is it all right? Why hasn't it moved?" Luo Qun held Xiao Anqing worriedly, and lowered his head to check its eyes.The eyes are also the color of sky blue, clear and beautiful.
"It's okay, I'm just too afraid of me." Kun Sha said, "Take it and leave."
On the way back, Kunsha caught a small animal by the way, and Luo Quin also picked some edible fruits.But when the two arrived at the lake, Yan Huan and the others still didn't come back.
Yan Huan is always so careful every time.Luo Que shrugged helplessly, went to the lake to wash the fruits, wrapped them in washed leaves, and distributed them to Ji Nian.
"Thank you." Ji Nian took it and thanked him.
"You're welcome." Luo Que smiled, raised her hand and handed Xiao Anqing to him: "Help me take care of it for a while, don't worry, this guy is very good, thank you."
"Well, okay." Ji Nian took it carefully and put it on his lap.
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26. The house is not something you can build as you want...
"You really know how to count time. Did you come here for dinner?" Seeing Yan Huan's return, Luo Qun smiled and crossed his chest.
"Don't always compare me to you, okay? I'm not like a foodie..." Saying this, Yan Huan pulled Ji Nian up who was sitting on the lawn: "But since you've been waiting for me, in order to express Out of my gratitude, I decided to eat more later... Ah? Ji Nian, what is this white ball that jumped off your lap?"
"Then your gratitude should be avoided." Luo Qun said bluntly: "What white balls are white balls? This is Anqing Beast. I caught it."
"Just you?" Yan Huan looked him up and down suspiciously: "By the way, what are you doing bringing it back? It doesn't even have the qualifications to be a food reserve, right? It's not enough for me to fit between my teeth."
"So your teeth are really big, how about I fill them up with mud later?" Luo Que snorted, walked up and hugged Xiao Anqing in his arms: "This is my new pet. , don’t make up its mind!”
"Only people have pets after the material civilization has developed to a certain level. We are still in a state of abject poverty. What are you doing about literature and art?"
"I can't go beyond productivity?" Luo Que raised his eyebrows and smiled dangerously: "Why, do you have an opinion?"
"Uh, no..."
Just as he was talking, Wuma called everyone to have dinner.Miraculously, Chili and Qingyan hung upside down on the big tree beside them after returning from flying, looking very strange.
You are actually the reincarnation of bats!Hey, don't make such strange movements when others are eating, please!It will take away your appetite!Luo Qun restrained the desire to complain, and tried to divert his attention. Seeing that Ji Nian was handling the barbecue in his hand, he bowed his head and tasted it. He felt that the taste was good, so he asked, "Why don't you eat it? Still don't have an appetite?"
Ji Nian nodded listlessly, and handed the grilled meat and grilled fish to Yan Huan: "I don't want to eat, I feel sick to my stomach."
"I just said that people can't stop eating well. Are the sequelae showing up now?" Yan Huanyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly: "Young man, you just don't care about your body so much! Come on, follow me to take good care of you from now on, Tomorrow, let's get up early and do Tai Chi~~"
"Does eating have anything to do with practicing Tai Chi? Don't spread your Li's Encyclopedia indiscriminately!" Luo Que glared at him, "Tell me, just cook some vegetable porridge to nourish your stomach."
"Well, I really want to eat plain porridge." Unexpectedly, Ji Nian agreed, "Have you ever seen rice?"
"Uh, this..." Luo Qun and Yan Huan looked at each other, they were both speechless.After a while, Yan Huan clapped his hands: "Oh, there is no shortage of anything on this planet. There must be a transformed version of rice. Let's look for it in the future, and we will definitely find it!"
Ji Nian nodded, didn't speak any more, just lowered his head and fiddled with the grass under him.
"Aren't you from the Department of Architecture? You won't just give me this kind of design, will you? It's rare that I donate the remaining paper, so you can't design it back?" Luo Qun pinched the design drawn by Yan Huan, wishing to go forward and pinch it He has a straight nose: "You said you want to build a normal one, well, I admit it. You can't count on the European-style castle, but you can at least design a new rural two-story European-style building? This simple stone Bungalows are magical horses?"
"Don't judge me by the standards of your villa, okay?" Yan Huan glared at him, "Do you know what kind of houses human beings lived in in the prehistoric age of the earth?"
Luo Que rested his chin and thought: "What? The Bronze Palace? I know you can't make it, so I didn't make things difficult for you..."
"My sister! Your history teacher will cry!" Yan Huan was heartbroken: "It's a conical small house made of stones and thatch! How is the era we live in different from the barbaric era? Now there are A genuine stone house is already pretty good, isn’t it?”
Luo Que said unconvinced: "We come from modern civilization anyway, living in a one-story house will always make us feel unbalanced, okay?"
Yan Huan asked back, "When you lived in a cave, didn't you
"Son, you really know my heart!" Yan Huan put his arms around Luo Qin's shoulders affectionately, and smiled gratifiedly and shamelessly: "You are indeed a bad friend for four years in college!"
Luo Que is speechless: There is always a kind of person in this world who automatically turns everything he hears into praise for himself...
"It's not too late, take me to meet him." Yan Huan said.
"I've persuaded him many times." Hearing what he said, Luo Que breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you're here. From now on, I'll leave this burden to you."
"My child, you need to show more love to your teammates! How can you put your responsibilities aside so ruthlessly?!" Yan Huan put on a heartbroken look: "Where's your sympathy? Where's your love? Facing Such a cruel compatriot on earth, how can you embarrass me!"
"How can you embarrass your sister!" Luo Que glared at him: "Stop changing the subject, this is clearly your responsibility, okay?"
Yan Huan shrugged, spread his hands and said, "Then what, everyone is from Earth, you..."
Luo Que said helplessly: "I've been struggling to speak, okay, I can't even think of any new lines, what do you think I can do?"
"You're not skilled enough." Yan Huan patted his chest and said confidently, "Leave it to me. I'll take care of him."
"What if it can't be done?" Luo Que asked back.
"Well, I believe that time will solve all problems." Yan Huan shirked responsibility solemnly: "What's his name? Oh, Wu or something, he will definitely take care of him."
Luo Quen Convex-_-Convex: "I'm too lazy to despise you..."
"Stop the mushrooms, let's go, let's lead the way quickly." Saying this, Yan Huan beckoned the big men behind him to follow.
"Where did this come from?" Luo Qun was taken aback: "Who are they! It can't be..."
"It's my bodyguard," Yan Huan replied as a matter of course: "Because of my female status, the tribe sent me bodyguards to take turns guarding them. It just so happened that the three of them were on duty today."
(⊙o⊙) Ah!Luo Qun was startled: "It's actually possible to do this?!"
"Then what do you want?" Yan Huan asked back, "Aren't you also guarded?"
...It's a completely different situation, isn't it?Luo Que twitched the corners of his mouth speechlessly, but in the end he didn't say anything, silently beckoning Kunsha to lead the way.
"How long are you going to be hypocritical! Do you fucking think this is still an earth that can make you hypocritical?!" Saying this, Yan Huan punched Ji Nian hard: "Look at your current appearance! You have a bitter face like a woman, waiting for someone to take care of you every day, are you a fucking man?!"
Unexpectedly, he said it directly... It really is his style!
Luo Que stood aside in horror: That punch must have hurt a lot!Half of Ji Nian's face is swollen up, is it true!
Then the aggressive Yan Huan turned around and chased him away: "You go out first, I have something to say to him."
"Leave it to him," Luo Que tried his best to give Wuma a friendly smile, "It's all right." Then he led everyone out, leaving room for the two roommates.
"Speaking of which, Yan Huan is much more familiar with Ji Nian than I am. The two of them have lived together for four years." Luo Qun explained to Wuma: "Don't worry, he should have a way to cheer Ji Nian up."
"Will he fight Ji Nian again?" Wuma asked worriedly.
"Don't worry, Yan Huan has never hit Ji Nian before, maybe he wanted to wake him up." Luo Que said meaningfully: "Blindly pampering will spoil people."
No one spoke for a long while, Wuma worriedly looked in the direction of the cave entrance from time to time.
It really feels like a strict wife... Luo Qun complained in his heart.
Kun Sha asked suddenly: "He, is that the person you mentioned?"
Luo Qun suddenly came back to his senses, raised his head and asked, "Huh? What did you just say?"
"He is the very important relative you are looking for?"
"Hmm..." Luo Que nodded hesitantly: It can't be said that they are relatives, but they are indeed very important people.
Just as he was talking, Yan Huan had already walked out, and said to the Wuma who came up to meet him: "Leave him alone, let him stay alone. When he can't bear it anymore and comes out to look for you, then ignore him."
"So..." Wuma's usually rigid face showed a hesitant look: "Is it really possible? Will he be fine?"
"Is it you who understand him or I who understand him?" Yan Huan asked back: "If you really want him to change, just do as I say, I will never harm him."
Wuma struggled a bit, but still agreed.
Luo Que went up to meet her and asked in Chinese, "By the way, what did you say to Ji Nian?"
"Tell him about Lao Tzu's near-death experience. Compared with Lao Tzu who struggled in the mud, struggled with crocodiles, caught snakes and roasted them, does he have the qualifications to be hypocritical?"
Narrow escape?Luo Qun's heart trembled: Is it really that serious?But he didn't let go: "It's more than that, I must have instilled your unrighteous three views in him, and maybe washed his brain by the way?"
"Damn! I'm re-educating him with a kind heart."
"I'm too lazy to argue with you," Luo Que lazily stretched his waist: "Hurry up and go to bed, today is really a day of ups and downs."
Yan Huan also stretched his waist and asked, "By the way, where do you want to sleep, child?"
"Sleeping in the wild," Luo Qun said helplessly, "What are you talking about?"
Yan Huan unceremoniously expressed his contempt: "That's all you pursue?!"
Luo Que glared at him: "Damn, what do you want?"
"You can also build a cave and build a thatched hut, just make do with one night."
"That's so troublesome..."
"What's the trouble, the orcs are free labor, and it's a waste of resources if you don't use them."
"Can you be more shameless?" Three black lines slid down Luo Qun's forehead: "They have tolerated you until now!!"
"It's very simple, the management method of carrots and sticks," Yan Huan said triumphantly, "You don't even understand this in business management, do you?"
"Who would use it as a matter of course like you! And what we learned is to manage people, you are using it to enslave people, right!" Luo Que despised it: "It's not on the same level at all!"
"Little quilt..." Yan Huan sighed.
"Why?" Luo Qun replied unceremoniously.
"You're still so cute..."
"Damn! Do you have any common sense!" Luo Que went crazy: "Cute is used to describe a man!! Fuck me!!!"
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23. Is it easier to think about life when taking a bath? ...
"By the way, what were you doing running so fast last night? What kind of plane are you flying?!"
As soon as he was put down by Kunsha and stepped on the ground, Yan Huan's complaining voice was heard from a distance.Luo Qun retorted unceremoniously: "Do I have any? Didn't I tell you to see you tomorrow?"
"Hey, it's obvious that you just dropped a word and ran away, okay?"
"Then what do you want me to do? Can't I talk to you at night?"
"I don't have that hobby..."
"Stop talking nonsense, by the way, Ji Nian is up yet, should we just go in like this?"
"Of course not, if you see something disharmonious, the president will be the eye of a needle~" Just as they were talking, the two had already reached the entrance of the cave: "Bang bang bang, bang bang bang..."
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Because there is no door, I can only simulate the sound of knocking on the door." Yan Huan actually replied seriously.
Luo Quin held his forehead weakly: "Can you make it a little more?"
"Fuck you, this is practical!"
"How long are you going to argue?" A faint voice came from the cave, and then Ji Nian came out.
"Hey, good morning." Luo Qun greeted them brightly.
"Yes, it's very early." Yan Huan followed closely behind, smiling brightly.
"The sun is so dazzling..." Ji Nian felt dizzy after not basking in the sun for a long time.
"You'll get used to it if you spend more time in the sun. You can see how lively Yan Huan is, it's just exposed by the sun." Luo Qun smiled and said, "How about we go sit under the big tree for a while?"
Neither of them objected.Kunsha brought Luo Qun, Wuma brought Ji Nian, and some of Yan Huan's guardians had consciously spread their wings and waited for him to sit on it, and the group flew to the forest below the mountain.
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"Get out of the way, my scissors are useless! You are so shameless, how could you just grab my scissors?!" Watching Yan Huan wave the scissors on Ji Nian's head anxiously, Luo Qun was full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Get out! If I let you come, Ji Nian won't have to go out to meet people in the future!" Yan Huan cut off Luo Qun's dishonest right hand with a snap of the scissors.
"Ji Nian, how can you not trust my skills so much!" Luo Que said bitterly, "You are also a novice, how could you directly reject my chance?"
"Even though I am also a novice, I think I must be more reliable than you." Yan Huan unceremoniously broke Luo Que's embarrassing story: "I remember that someone even cut his nails until they bleed."
Unconvinced, Luo Qun said, "That was just an accident! If you spread such shameful words again, I'll beat you!"
Yan Huan waved the scissors and smiled flatly: "Come on, come on, I'll wait for you to whip me..."
Ji Nian couldn't bear it anymore: "You should concentrate on me! What should I do if my hands shake!"
"Uh, I was wrong..." As he was speaking, Yan Huan shook his hands, and with a "click", a handful of hairs were directly cut off.
Ji Nian's face was full of black lines: "It won't be like a dog chewing on the ground..."
"How could it be? Anyway, these are all going to be cut off, don't worry," Yan Huan patted his chest confidently: "Okay, call it a day!"
"Why do you have a hairstyle like that of a prisoner... You must never touch my hair in the future!" Luo Qun said.
"Hey, what's your attitude? This is the most popular crew cut back then! This is a tribute to the great revolutionary Comrade Deng Xiaoping!" Yan Huan waved the scissors unhappily: "Hurry up and apologize for the fruits of my labor, bastard!"
"Well, it's healthier to be short," Luo Que comforted Ji Nian: "It does look very energetic, why don't you go to the stream to take care of it?"
"Go, go, take a shower." Yan Huan put down the scissors and flicked the hair on his clothes: "We're going too."
"Why do I want it too? I don't have any hair on my body." Luo Qun refused.
"Because it's easier to think about life when taking a bath, so that we can rationally calculate the future, right? Of course, this is just an official reason. Don't you want to take a bath on a hot day? Or, when Ji Nian and I take a bath, you have to be in Watch from the shore?" Yan Huan mercilessly expressed his contempt: "Why didn't I realize that you have such a perverted hobby before?"
"Where do I have such a perverted hobby?!" Luo Que said angrily, "I'll just turn around! Besides, it's not like I haven't seen it before!"
"Oh, so you used to have such a perverted hobby~" Yan Huan said regretfully while taking off his clothes, "Tsk tsk, I didn't realize before that you have been taking advantage of me for so many years."
"Ah! Who wants to take advantage of you! What I want to see is the soft girl! The soft girl!" Luo Qun said frantically.
Yan Huan replied calmly: "Oh, so you have peeped on soft girls, so I really underestimated you."
Luo Que was angry: "Will you die if you are serious? Will you die?!"
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, let's talk about business." Yan Huan began to splash in the water: "By the way, you really won't come down, the water is so comfortable~"
"Don't go on! You are the one who keeps talking nonsense!" Luo Qun replied unceremoniously: "Don't force me to curse you for being chased and killed by crocodiles."
"What kind of international joke are you making? There will be crocodiles in such a narrow stream? Besides, I was going to take a bath just now, and I let the orcs clean it up, so that no inexplicable things will come out."
Anyway, arguing is just to get angry, Luo Que simply said: "Hmph, aren't you talking about business, don't you hurry up?"
"Oh, this, by the way, do you have any plans for the future?"
"Well, um, let's take a step at a time." Luo Qun replied.
"As expected of you idiot, what about you, Ji Nian?" Ignoring Luo Qun's unhappy expression, Yan Huan turned to ask Ji Nian.
Ji Nian sighed: "It's all down to this level, what else can I plan?"
"Hey, you two brats, you still want me to worry about it..." Yan Huan sighed, looking like he hated iron for being weak.
"Oh, then tell me what your plans are?" Luo Qun said unconvinced.
"Children, let's build a paradise for mankind - the legendary Garden of Eden!" Speaking of the paradise, Yan Huan's eyes gleamed pikapika, and the golden light behind him.
"Why do I think he flashed up suddenly? Is it an illusion?" Luo Qun couldn't help complaining.
Ji Nian couldn't help laughing, the two of them always made people feel happy together, so he said, "What paradise?"
"Of course it's a place suitable for human beings to live in. Do you still remember the Garden of Eden mentioned in the Bible?" Yan Huan explained, "In a world full of dangers, there is such a small area that God has set aside for human beings."
"I understand what you mean. Is it something similar to a castle? However, the castle must be surrounded by land, drinking water, and various plants, and then surrounded by walls. Speaking of which, medieval European cities are more suitable We are nothing but," Luo Qun said, "however, how to do such a large project? Besides, even if it is built, the wall may not be able to stop the huge beasts in this world."
"Of course it's impossible with us alone," Yan Huan looked at the orcs guarding in the distance, and said with a smile, "Aren't there still orcs?"
Luo Que raised his eyebrows, and asked back: "Could it be that they will help us work for free? You are thinking too simply."
"Oh, it's their honor to work for their leader."
"Leader? You? Orcs admire power, pure power, understand? Don't tell me you don't know."
"The mountain people have their own tricks. Anyway, we are one level above them in IQ and EQ, right? People who believe in magic, legends, and brainwashing slowly will always work."
Luo Que turned to Ji Nian and said, "Actually, I have never been able to figure out where his inexplicable self-confidence comes from."
Ji Nian said, "Um, me too."
Yan Huan looked at them with hatred: "This land has never been polluted by humans. Don't you have the idea of making contributions, leading them to a civilized world, and dominating the world?!"
Luo Qun smiled: "Speaking of it, this is like the prelude to the king's arrival in the fiction of time travel."
"These ideas are not reliable at all." Ji Nian said.
"It's really unreliable, but it makes people want to believe it." Luo Qin smiled against the wind: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, so why not give it a try."
"Um, I'm not interested in King's Landing." Ji Nian said.
"Me neither, and we can't change anything in this world right now," Luo Quin said with a smile, "However, at least we can make our lives better."
End of this chapter
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24. Those who settle in Shenma are too entangled...
Luo Qun asked: "You just abandoned the Lin tribe so decisively? It seems that you are doing well there."
"Although we did put a lot of effort into them, those who live on the cliffs are too hopeless, and this is the nature of the big bird, which cannot be reversed at all." Yan Huan said: "However, we will abduct them later. It would be nice to be a guard."
"Actually, the place where the Central Tribe lives is average. It's considered a temperate zone, and it's far away from the ocean. There are wild beasts roaring and dueling from time to time, let alone living on the mountain. It's very inconvenient. The ideal place to live should be subtropical, with rich vegetation. , the food is sufficient, and it is best to be close to the sea..."
"Stupid, don't forget, the hotter you are, the more bugs, live by the sea and be careful not to drown."
"I'm talking about the subtropical zone, and it's closer to the sea, not the coast, understand?"
"It's clear that you didn't express yourself clearly. Besides, there are many bugs and snakes in the subtropical zone, okay? If you want to be bitten to death, go there directly."
"Hey, people with a little common sense will understand, okay? You're the only one who thinks wrong..."
"Do you still remember the secluded valley in Princess Huanzhu?" The two were arguing deeply, when Ji Nian suddenly interjected.
"Ah? The secluded valley? Speaking of which, the valley is indeed easy to defend and difficult to attack. It is best to turn the entire valley into your own territory, drive out all the beasts, and block the mountain pass with a gate, and you will become a paradise." Luo Quin Said: "It seems to be a good look. It would be even more perfect if we could kidnap a few people from the Lin tribe to guard the mountain."
"As long as there is no flash flood, it will be perfect." Yan Huan commented calmly.
"You think it's a mountain torrent, so you can send it whenever you want?" Luo Qun said, "You can figure it out naturally when you find the valley and see the terrain, so don't worry about it."
"What about mudslides?"
Luo Que replied confidently: "Don't worry, I was very good at geography back then, so I can judge it naturally."
"It's you I'm worried about." Yan Huan said quietly.
"Are you looking for a draw?"
"Look, Ji Nian, he's going to violent me again!" Yan Huan hurriedly dodged someone's Wuying palm, and then straightened his expression: "Oh, we're discussing something serious, don't make trouble!"
"Who is making trouble?" Luo Qun said angrily.
"By the way, we're looking for a new place to live. Ji Nian, what's the name of your house, won't Wuma stop you?" Yan Huan asked.
"If he wants to stop him, I'll show him!" Ji Nian gritted his teeth and said, "Anyway, I want to be with you!"
A drop of cold sweat slid down Luo Qun's forehead: "This, it sounds so..." Like an angry little daughter-in-law, I am hallucinating, it must be hallucination!
"It's awkward," Yan Huan answered, "Why don't you call him over, since you won't be able to get rid of him anyway, let's call him over to discuss it together."
"Never!" Ji Nian dismissed this suggestion without hesitation.
"It's okay, we will negotiate with him as your agent." Luo Que quickly smoothed things over.
"That's right, everything is negotiable, don't make it look like a deep hatred," Yan Huan changed the subject: "What about you, Luo Que? The Central Tribe won't let you go, right?"
"Um, that's not going to happen, I'm fine."
"Who is that? Is your savior still following?"
Speaking of Kun Sha, Luo Qun was a little speechless: "Uh, this, of course."
Yan Huan smiled meaningfully: "Why, he is your suitor?"
"Your sister, the suitor!" Luo Que stood up abruptly, "Forget it, I'll call Wuma and Kun to come over." After saying that, he ran away.
"What's the matter? Sudden shyness?" Yan Huan was puzzled for a while.
In fact, for orcs, it doesn't matter where they live.Finally, Ji Nian regained his energy, and Wuma naturally followed his will.Kunsha didn't like to stay in the noisy tribe, and he had no objection.Yan Huan's suitors still followed behind him persistently.
"By the way, you have left the Lin Tribe, how long will these on-duty people stay with you?" Luo Que couldn't help asking.
"They are my uncle's unswerving suitors." Yan Huan brushed the broken hair on his forehead triumphantly: "People's charm is so irresistible, and it's not my fault that they are popular."
"Don't disgust me casually," Luo Que said bluntly, "Could it be that these three people have been following us?"
"Orcs are very persistent~ just follow, and it won't hinder you."
"It's an eyesore, isn't it?" Luo Quin gave him a white look.
"Oh, it won't be a problem when you are familiar with them. I plan to train them to be my bodyguards."
Luo Qun was speechless for a while, so he could only stand at the entrance of the cave with his chest folded.
Ji Nian is packing up his things, ready to go on the road with them.Said it was tidying up, but in fact it was just bringing some animal skins, salt, pearls and other things.After all, things in the beastman world are too scarce, and there is really nothing to clean up.
Yan Huan walked up to the three orcs and said something to them, one of them flapped his wings and flew away.
Luo Que looked at their interaction suspiciously, and asked Kun Sha beside him, "Can you hear what they are talking about?"
"He asked that orc to go back and get something." Kunza replied flatly.
"Well, actually, we should go back." Luo Que thought for a while and said, "However, let's find a place to live first, and then go back to the Central Tribe once we find it."
Kunsha nodded: "Okay."
"Since everyone is going on the road together, it's better to get to know each other." Yan Huan greeted everyone with a smile: "I'm Yan Huan, please take care of me from now on."
"Uh, I'm Luo Que." Luo Que also pulled out an extremely friendly smile. Seeing that Ji Nian didn't respond, he pulled him to greet everyone: "This is Ji Nian. He hasn't learned his language well. The three of us It's a relative, please take care of me in the future."
"I'm Qingyan," the green-clothed orc seemed a little embarrassed, while the other red-clothed orc was more generous, and said directly, "I'm Chili, Yan Huan's suitor."
Wuma also simply greeted everyone.Then, all eyes were on Kunsha.
"Ah, I know you, that Kunsha." Chili said excitedly: "Let's have a competition, how about it?"
"Ah? He actually knows Kunsha?" Luo Qun wondered.
"Because Kunsha is very strong." Surprisingly, the person who answered was actually Wuma.
"Let's go on the road," Kun Sha just glanced at Chili lightly, then transformed into a beast and took Luo Qun away.
After a while, only Chili was left on the ground, jumping his feet in anger: "Ahhh, damn it! You don't pay attention to people at all!"
"Hurry up, or you'll be left behind by them." Yan Huan sat on Qingyan's back and reminded "kindly".
"Ahhh, I must catch up with him!" Chili spread her wings with a "wow" and rushed to catch up.
"Chili, don't fly over your head! We're not in an air race!" In the wind, Yan Huan's voice came from afar.
End of this chapter
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25. Xanadu...
"This is like the prehistoric era when the Yellow Emperor fought against Chi You. There are all kinds of monsters." During the break, Luo Qun couldn't help but said, "The dinosaurs just now almost became a mountain, so there are really goblins on this planet, right?"
"Oh, if there are really goblins, there are four of us in front of us." Yan Huan raised his eyebrows, and his eyes wandered to the orcs drinking water by the stream.
"Huh?" Luo Qun sneered: "That's right, why didn't I think of it?"
"By the way, what do you think of the two valleys just now?" Yan Huan asked.
Luo Que propped his chin and said: "How should I put it, the first one is like a paradise with gurgling water and lush flowers and grass, but unfortunately the mountain is not high and the defense function is not enough. The second one is a valley among the mountains, but it is too big. There are not many plant varieties inside, and they are all the same forests, which will cause visual fatigue if you look at them for a long time."
"The second one is pretty good, okay?" Yan Huan asked again: "What do you think, Ji Nian?"
"I don't care." Ji Nian replied.
"Obviously the first one is more beautiful..." Luo Que complained softly.
"Don't look like that, okay? You think it's picking clothes? If you haven't found a more suitable one in the afternoon, you can choose the second valley." Yan Huan clapped his hands together: "It's such a happy decision."
"Hey, what's so happy about this? Don't ignore my unhappiness, okay?" Luo Que glared at him, "To live in a poetic way, this is not called outsourcing, but the mood of life, understand?"
"I definitely don't understand."
Luo Quin: ╭(╯^╰)╮
"Look below! It's so beautiful~~~" Luo Qun couldn't help admiring.
Even Ji Nian couldn't help but widen his eyes, and saw:
Surrounded by mountains, there is a valley covered with large tracts of green. The shades of green are like a huge uneven blanket embroidered with colorful flowers.As the orcs descended, they could even see dancing butterflies.
"Don't hesitate, Yan Huan, Ji Nian, let's settle down here!" Luo Qun looked excited.
"Ah, don't talk too early, let's check if there is any fatal danger before making a decision." In comparison, Yan Huan was much calmer, greeted Chili and Qingyan, and said to the others: "Go to the center first. Check and rest at the lake, we will look around the valley and then meet there."
"Okay, be careful, see you later." Luo Qin replied.
The golden sunlight sprinkled finely on the water of this lake, refracting a sparkling wave.
"The water in this lake is clear, but why can't you see how deep it is?" Luo Que squatted down, took a handful of the lake water, lowered his head and sniffed, "It seems to be drinkable."
"I'll go down and have a look, and look at Ji Nian." Wuma said.
"Of course," Luo Qin replied, "Don't worry, he will be fine with me here."
Wuma nodded, instantly transformed into a giant blue beast, and dived into the lake.
"Let's sit down and wait for them, huh?" Luo Quin turned to Ji Nian and suggested.
Ji Nian nodded and sat on the grass by the lake.
Luo Quin sat down next to him, looked at the lake in the distance, and said casually, "It's beautiful, isn't it?"
Ji Nian didn't say a word, Luo Qun just smiled and continued to look into the distance.
It took a while to see Wuma coming out of the water dripping wet, and then several big fish were thrown up with a "crackling".
Luo Qun approached the biggest one with great interest and took a closer look: "This fish is bigger than me, won't it become a sperm? Ah!" Unexpectedly, the fish's tail flicked violently, splashing a lot of water. The drops of water startled Luo Qun.
It turned out that the big fish was not dead yet, and was still jumping.
Kun Sha pulled Luo Qun back and said, "Go hunting."
Luo Quin glanced at Ji Nian who was still sitting on the grass and Wuma who had already started eating, thinking that staying alone would not be of much help, so she replied, "Then let's go."
The grove near the lake has lush vegetation, and there are not many large animals, but there are all kinds of small animals.When Kunsha was eating, Luo Quin found a touch of white in the grass, went up to find that it was a small white animal, shaking slightly, and didn't run away when he heard footsteps, it seemed to be on Kunsha's body The murderous aura subdued.
It looks pretty cute, even though thinking this way, Luo Que didn't dare to take it lightly, who knows if this unknown creature might be poisonous?But just looking at it makes me feel happy.
The long white curly hair looks clean and beautiful, and the sky blue ears are shaking slightly, which is very cute.Just bending over to look, a white sleeve moved in front of him, and then the little animal was picked up by Kunsha.
"Huh?" Luo Qun took the little animal from the killer Kun in surprise.It's really small and soft, lying obediently in the palm of your hand without moving.
"This is a newly born Anqing Beast, there is no danger." Kunsha said.
"Is it all right? Why hasn't it moved?" Luo Qun held Xiao Anqing worriedly, and lowered his head to check its eyes.The eyes are also the color of sky blue, clear and beautiful.
"It's okay, I'm just too afraid of me." Kun Sha said, "Take it and leave."
On the way back, Kunsha caught a small animal by the way, and Luo Quin also picked some edible fruits.But when the two arrived at the lake, Yan Huan and the others still didn't come back.
Yan Huan is always so careful every time.Luo Que shrugged helplessly, went to the lake to wash the fruits, wrapped them in washed leaves, and distributed them to Ji Nian.
"Thank you." Ji Nian took it and thanked him.
"You're welcome." Luo Que smiled, raised her hand and handed Xiao Anqing to him: "Help me take care of it for a while, don't worry, this guy is very good, thank you."
"Well, okay." Ji Nian took it carefully and put it on his lap.
End of this chapter
26
26. The house is not something you can build as you want...
"You really know how to count time. Did you come here for dinner?" Seeing Yan Huan's return, Luo Qun smiled and crossed his chest.
"Don't always compare me to you, okay? I'm not like a foodie..." Saying this, Yan Huan pulled Ji Nian up who was sitting on the lawn: "But since you've been waiting for me, in order to express Out of my gratitude, I decided to eat more later... Ah? Ji Nian, what is this white ball that jumped off your lap?"
"Then your gratitude should be avoided." Luo Qun said bluntly: "What white balls are white balls? This is Anqing Beast. I caught it."
"Just you?" Yan Huan looked him up and down suspiciously: "By the way, what are you doing bringing it back? It doesn't even have the qualifications to be a food reserve, right? It's not enough for me to fit between my teeth."
"So your teeth are really big, how about I fill them up with mud later?" Luo Que snorted, walked up and hugged Xiao Anqing in his arms: "This is my new pet. , don’t make up its mind!”
"Only people have pets after the material civilization has developed to a certain level. We are still in a state of abject poverty. What are you doing about literature and art?"
"I can't go beyond productivity?" Luo Que raised his eyebrows and smiled dangerously: "Why, do you have an opinion?"
"Uh, no..."
Just as he was talking, Wuma called everyone to have dinner.Miraculously, Chili and Qingyan hung upside down on the big tree beside them after returning from flying, looking very strange.
You are actually the reincarnation of bats!Hey, don't make such strange movements when others are eating, please!It will take away your appetite!Luo Qun restrained the desire to complain, and tried to divert his attention. Seeing that Ji Nian was handling the barbecue in his hand, he bowed his head and tasted it. He felt that the taste was good, so he asked, "Why don't you eat it? Still don't have an appetite?"
Ji Nian nodded listlessly, and handed the grilled meat and grilled fish to Yan Huan: "I don't want to eat, I feel sick to my stomach."
"I just said that people can't stop eating well. Are the sequelae showing up now?" Yan Huanyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly: "Young man, you just don't care about your body so much! Come on, follow me to take good care of you from now on, Tomorrow, let's get up early and do Tai Chi~~"
"Does eating have anything to do with practicing Tai Chi? Don't spread your Li's Encyclopedia indiscriminately!" Luo Que glared at him, "Tell me, just cook some vegetable porridge to nourish your stomach."
"Well, I really want to eat plain porridge." Unexpectedly, Ji Nian agreed, "Have you ever seen rice?"
"Uh, this..." Luo Qun and Yan Huan looked at each other, they were both speechless.After a while, Yan Huan clapped his hands: "Oh, there is no shortage of anything on this planet. There must be a transformed version of rice. Let's look for it in the future, and we will definitely find it!"
Ji Nian nodded, didn't speak any more, just lowered his head and fiddled with the grass under him.
"Aren't you from the Department of Architecture? You won't just give me this kind of design, will you? It's rare that I donate the remaining paper, so you can't design it back?" Luo Qun pinched the design drawn by Yan Huan, wishing to go forward and pinch it He has a straight nose: "You said you want to build a normal one, well, I admit it. You can't count on the European-style castle, but you can at least design a new rural two-story European-style building? This simple stone Bungalows are magical horses?"
"Don't judge me by the standards of your villa, okay?" Yan Huan glared at him, "Do you know what kind of houses human beings lived in in the prehistoric age of the earth?"
Luo Que rested his chin and thought: "What? The Bronze Palace? I know you can't make it, so I didn't make things difficult for you..."
"My sister! Your history teacher will cry!" Yan Huan was heartbroken: "It's a conical small house made of stones and thatch! How is the era we live in different from the barbaric era? Now there are A genuine stone house is already pretty good, isn’t it?”
Luo Que said unconvinced: "We come from modern civilization anyway, living in a one-story house will always make us feel unbalanced, okay?"
Yan Huan asked back, "When you lived in a cave, didn't you
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