unlucky beggar
Chapter 4
This is a bad fight.
The battle between masters is only for the first line, and the victory or defeat is only a blink of an eye-that is a popular saying.In fact, there are exceptions to everything, from the center of the sun to the sunset, from under the tree to the melon field, Ye Yinjiang, Qi Jin, and Su Douer have been fighting for nearly two hours.
"370 eight, 370 nine..."
As the saying goes, a good man can't hold back against many people, two fists can't beat four hands, Su Qiu'er is already very tired and counts distractedly, it's really miserable.But what he counted was not the rounds of fighting, but watermelons!
"Wow," narrowly avoiding Qi Jin's sword, and then slapped Ye Yinjiang with a backhand. Su Qiuer did not forget to count, "One sword is five, 380 four!"
"You crushed the last one by yourself!" Qi Jin was out of breath. In fact, all three of them were exhausted at the moment, and he was exhausted the most, and even more so.
"Okay then, 380 three," Su Qiuer sweated, "Remember to give the money after the call."
After another half an hour, the world finally became quiet.
Su Qiuer was originally dressed in rags, but now he was wearing rags, and he had the image of a king of beggars.Ye Yinjiang and Qi Jin were not much better either, their trouser legs were torn and their sleeves were broken, there were a few big holes in their clothes, and half of their belts fluttered in the wind, they looked more like Su Douer's henchmen.
"Don't fight, right? Let's settle the score." Su Douer, who was broken but his sunglasses were not broken, put a grass root in his mouth. If it wasn't for the blood on the corner of his mouth, his expression would be even more itchy.
"470 eight watermelons, one ten catty, one catty five Wen, a total of 25 taels of silver." Su Qiuer stretched out his hand to Ye Yinjiang, "Will the leader not renege on his debt?"
With dark circles under his eyes, Ye Yinjiang rolled his eyes and pouted at Qi Jin.
Although Qi Jin took out the money, he was still a little puzzled, "Isn't watermelon worth four cents a catty?"
"You know all about this?" Su Douer clicked his tongue, "You'd better stop being a Dharma protector, it's more promising to join my gang of beggars."
After all, the money received will not be taken out.
"The green mountains don't change, the green water flows forever," Ye Yinjiang's face flashed a gloomy look, and he pulled together and walked away, "Guangzhu Su, there will be a time later!"
Who wants to meet up with you later!When it was confirmed that no one was there, Su Qiuer fell limp and fell to the ground.He's fine, it's just that his energy is consumed too much, and his whole body is falling apart.
But those two people should not be much better.
Although Ye Yinjiang's moves are fast, his internal strength is not deep enough, and Qi Jin's strength is boundless, but he lacks flexibility. If he fights against one of them alone, he will be defeated within [-] moves.But the situation was different when these two people came up to fight shamelessly and cooperated seamlessly.Su Douer used almost all of his housekeeping skills to barely beat them back.
Hey, Su Qiuer rubbed her waist, sore!Now I am so tired and hungry, I don't even have the strength to crawl home to eat.If you don't go back, the unconscionable rich man will come out to find himself.Su Qiuer simply counted the Huoshao clouds in the sky, one, two, and three...
The clouds are gone, replaced by stars, one, two, three...
Not long after, the stars disappeared, and his eyes became dark——Su Qiuer had already closed his eyelids and dozed off, and now he was really tired enough to fall asleep.
The heat dropped a lot at night, and there was a hint of coolness in the wind.The sounds of insects were melodious, and the moon was shining brightly. On such a beautiful day, Wang Jincai almost fell into the mud again.
"I'm so mad!" Wang Jincai scolded as he walked. He waited by the stove for a long time in the afternoon but did not see Su Douer coming back. He wanted to make food by himself but was reluctant to part with the firewood.I thought Su Douer would appear if I waited a little longer, but I didn't know that Su Douer was still gone after the moon had climbed up.
"Where did you bastard go!" Wang Jincai was so hungry that he had no choice but to come out to find someone, but to save money, he naturally didn't light the lantern. I tripped over a stone ridge or something.
"Being found by me is more beautiful than you!"
The scolding and walking finally reached the place, Wang Jincai widened his eyes, why does the melon field seem weird... Hey, what is lying there in the distance?
No way? !My heart tightened, only the abacus, who has never had enough physical strength, made three steps and two steps, and jumped up to Su Douer who was lying on the ground like a rabbit, "Hey! Hey! What's wrong with you! The surname Su! Hey! "
Wang Jincai, who was so anxious to shout, shook, shook and pinched Su Douer, and pressed him countless times, but Su Douer just didn't move.
Seeing that the man's clothes were not in a good place, and he seemed to be covered with scars, Wang Jin felt as if someone had hit his forehead with a sap, and it hurt in a daze, and he was full of resentment and anger.
"Who did it! You bastard! Beast! Master, I must report to the authorities!"
Wang Jincai was so angry that he screamed, but he was still in his head, and understood that the most important thing to do was to save people first, and Su begged for the legal fees.
A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, even if Su Qiuer loses a few catties, Wang Jincai is not enough to carry it.The poor local rich man who has never done rough work even tried his best to feed him, and he couldn't afford to carry Su Qiuer.
"I can't help it." Wang Jincai, who was sweating all over, had to untie his belt, and then separated Su Qiuer's legs... so that he could tie his legs around his waist, so that he could drag him away backwards.
After dragging for less than ten meters, Su Douer couldn't hold back anymore, opened his eyes and laughed, "Hahahahaha..."
"Ahhh!" Wang Jincai was quite frightened. Has this villager in the wild been possessed by a ghost? ?
"Ouch. Take it easy," Su Douer laughed so hard that the diorama almost slipped off the bridge of his nose, "Don't be afraid, untie your waistband quickly, I'll get better hahahaha..."
— cheated.
Seeing Su Qiu'er getting up and then laughing so hard, Wang Jincai's fists under his sleeves clenched and tightened.
"After being beaten like this, you still have a boring mind!" Anyway, this is an injury, so Wang Jin tried his best to resist the urge to be flattered, and asked gently, "Are you really okay!?"
After finishing speaking, Wang Jin touched Su Qiuer's forehead worriedly twice, and picked him up and down again, but he didn't see any serious wounds, so he let out a sigh of relief.
"It's okay." Su Douer's eyes curved like the crescent moon above him when he smiled, but unfortunately the light was blocked by the glasses, "I'm just very hungry, can I eat meat today?"
"...You," Wang Jincai said angrily, "I am hungrier than you! If you want to eat meat, there is no way!"
"But I sold a lot of watermelons for you." Su Qiuer pointed to the melon field, took out two ingots of white silver from his bosom, and handed them to him, "Here, the melon money."
"Ah?" It was too dark for Wang Jin to see the tragedy of the melon field, but even if he was blind, he could see the brilliance of the silver, "Sold for so much money?"
Hurry up to accept the money, the sudden good news made Wang Jincai feel better, and his depression disappeared a lot.
Su Qiuer took advantage of the situation to beat the side drum, "Then today..."
"Stop talking nonsense," Wang Jincai turned his head to pretend not to hear, "Go home!"
In fact, Wang Jincai is not a heartless person, he is always making small calculations in his stomach along the way.Finally, when he entered the house, he made up his mind, pinched his palms and bit his lips, and held Su Qiu'er back.
"Forget it, I'll ask the servant girl to make a fire and cook today." Wang Jincai stared at the messy Su Douer, desperately arousing his sympathy before he spoke, "By the way, I'll also boil some hot water for you to take a bath, I'll give you the medicine."
"Will you buy me a good Jinchuang medicine?" Su Douer's tone was soft, even with a hint of warmth that was not detectable.It's obvious that most of the time he's a rascal and dishonest, but it's really... unbearable to suddenly become like this!
"You hit your head, you!" Wang Jincai, who immediately turned into a coffin face, never changed his appearance, and rushed Su Qiuer to take a bath.
It was the first time for the maid who was called to make meat dishes under the acquiescence of Master Wang. She was surprised and curious, so she deliberately made stir-fried pork as braised pork, and after cooking braised pork, she made twice-cooked pork, which almost made Master Wang lose his temper.
So although this meal was a bit late, it was delicious.With the mentality that Su Qiuer would be free if he did everything, he let go of his stomach to eat and drink.Su Qiu'er was exhausted after a day of exhaustion, and even more so, he wanted to eat all the dishes.
After eating, one of them went back to the room with a small watermelon on his stomach, and lay on the bed in disorder, leaning against each other to digest food.
"What's going on today?" Wang Jin hiccupped, "Do you want to report to the police?"
"No, I told you that I am a member of the Jianghu, and the Jianghu is a matter of the Jianghu." Su Douer also hiccupped with a smile, "I am also the leader of the beggar gang."
Wang Jincai never understood what a beggar gang is and can it be eaten?It's just a beggar leader, what kind of rivers and lakes, fishing?
"That's up to you." Except for being careful about money, Wang Jincai is very lenient about everything else.After getting up, he went to the cabinet to get two small bottles and jars, and for the first time lit an oil lamp, Wang Jincai went back to the bed and lifted Su Qiuer's clothes, "It's time to rub the medicine."
Although this battle hurt Su Douer a lot of vitality, most of his body was just a little bit of flesh and blood, which looked hideous, but in fact, for a person like him, he would not be a problem at all after a night's sleep, and there was no need for medicine at all. .
"Oh, I'm seriously injured, please slow down."
Of course Wang Jincai didn't know that Su Douer was talking nonsense, and he thought he was really seriously injured, so he hurriedly acted lightly and wished he could turn into a cat.Knead here and paint there, turn him over gently when finished, and then wipe the front.Su Qiuer also cooperated and let Wang Jincai play without moving.
There was a shallow wound in the neck socket near the ear, Wang Jincai saw it with his sharp eyes, and brushed away Su Qiuer's loose hair to apply medicine there.While painting, he accidentally poked Su Qiu'er's earlobe with his finger, and as a result, his whole ear trembled.Wang Jincai thought his eyes were dazzled, so he poked lightly with his finger——sure enough, his ears moved again!
Su Qiu'er's ears are thin and transparent, and the cartilage above the pinnae is a bit pointed. It moves like a cat's ear, which is indescribably interesting.Wang Jincai poked it twice more playfully, and Su Douer grabbed his hand.
"Have you played enough?"
With an ambiguous but obviously refusing smile, Su Douer let go of her medicinally scented fingers, "How about playing something else?"
"Ghost, the light is still on," Wang Jincai always felt a little annoyed, and he didn't know if it was because Su Douer didn't let him play with his ears. !"
"Understood." He agreed with a smile, Su Qiuer stretched out his hand and untied his belt.Of course Wang Jincai, who was both male, didn't evade, just stared blankly.
……
It was probably going to rain because it was so stuffy, so Wang Jin thought, um, it's a bit hot, let's go out and wash my face.
When he came back after washing his face, Su Qiuer's medicine had already been applied, and he lay on the bed and said mournfully, "Hand hurts, it's hard to hold you, why don't you sleep on the floor?"
"Why! This is my bed, my lord!" After getting used to bickering, Wang Jin just opened his mouth and came.But after he finished speaking, he thought of Su Douer's current situation...
"That's not it," Wang Jin pouted, "I'll hug you instead."
"OK."
The lights are off, it's pitch black, and it's a good night's sleep again.
In the dead of night, everyone who should be asleep was sound asleep. There was a muffled thunder in the sky, and it actually started to rain.However, this had no effect on the people in the small town, but the Bodhisattva Temple seven miles away was leaking rain.
"I can't sleep now!" Ye Yinjiang, the leader of the Demon Cult, was wet all over and was so irritable that he was dying. The irresponsible former shadow guard Qi Jin next to him, who didn't pick the ground and was not afraid of rain, was sleeping soundly and soundly alone Sweet, completely ignored the master, made Ye Yinjiang so angry.
If it weren't for your serious injury and weakness, I would definitely make you up like this, like that, all night until dawn!He simply took off his clothes and covered Qi Jin, Ye Yinjiang thought bitterly, since he can't sleep anyway, it's fine to heal his injuries with exercise.
The sooner you get the golden bowl, the sooner you can... get what you want.
People say that disasters are more or less premonitions. No matter if it is a major disaster or a small disaster, even a bird will make a few noises before the disaster, let alone a human being?So, Wang Jincai hasn't been eating well or sleeping well recently, whoever hates it.
"You just stay at my house all day, eating, drinking, and messing around without looking for a job! Do you know shame?!" Wang Jincai was full of anger, and got angry at Su Qiuer, who was lying in the shade of the tree in the backyard to enjoy the shade.
Although the midsummer season has passed, the autumn tiger is not covered.No matter how cool it is in the small town, it is still unbearably hot when the sun is shining at noon.
The heat made Su Douer drowsy, and he replied without energy: "Have you ever seen a beggar looking for work, and besides, I cook for you during the day and warm your bed at night, you still don't like it." I must be too heartless.”
This joke was spoken softly, mixed with drowsiness, and it sounded a bit plain, as if it was true. Wang Jin, who was so angry, blushed all of a sudden, and his tone was still aggressive, but he lacked confidence, "You are upside down!" Lazy bones who distort the facts in black and white! Sleeping like a pig in my small courtyard is still talking there! Sleep...you will be dizzy!" Actually Wang Jincai originally wanted to say "sleep to death", but suddenly Feeling that the word "death" was unlucky, he swallowed it abruptly, only sighing that he was too kind.
However, Su Douer seemed to be caught in the ears of sleepy bugs, and said something vaguely in his mouth, "If you can be as precious as those pigs, baby, I would still be a pig", and threw the big cattail fan on his face After a ride, Huhu took a nap.
After all, Wang Jincai is just a wealthy landowner. Although he wanted to vent his anger by punching the cotton, he didn't take the opportunity to draw a bastard on Su Douer's face. Instead, he rolled up his sleeves. Holding my breath, I ran to the small courtyard to feed the pigs.
This pigsty was newly built by Wang Jincai half a month ago. A farmer's harvest was not good enough to pay the annual rent, so they gave him a few piglets in exchange for money.As soon as Wang Jincai made up his mind, he was happy, and after talking about the scene, he happily drove the little pig back.In Wang Jincai's plan, it's not pigs that are being chased, but pig farms!
But the maids of the Wang family are here to lose weight, so naturally they don't want to do the job of feeding the pigs - they are not afraid of being tired, but they are too dirty.Wang Jincai didn't care too much, he felt more at ease feeding himself.On the contrary, Su Qiuer had shown a strong interest in these pigs, causing Wang Jincai to be in a state of panic all day long, and repeatedly warned him not to eat them several times.
Right now, the rich man scooped up a lot of pig food into the trough, and stood contentedly watching the chubby piglets scrambling for food.Eat, eat, eat more!Grow into a big fat pig early, let me sell it!Wang Jincai was overjoyed to see a little pig's belly bulging from eating, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it to see how much flesh it had grown.
Hum Chi Hum Chi Hum Chi - hum!
The little piggy just happened to be touched in vain, screaming and dumped Wang Jincai's muddy body, and even hit him with his dirty nose.The other pigs squinted at Wang Jincai, and hummed for a while, in Wang Jincai's ears, it was similar to Su Dou'er's cool snort.
Normally, it would be fine for the sake of the pork, but today Wang Jin was feeling extremely uncomfortable, feeling so suffocated in his heart, and he couldn't hit the pig's hair, so he had to jump up and run to the backyard with smoke in his feet.
In the yard, Su Douer was sleeping on his back. Although Wang Jincai came aggressively, he really stood in front of the person and was hesitating whether to call him up.
Su Qiu'er's face was covered by the cattail fan, only half of his neck and a little hair hanging down were exposed.Although they huddled together to sleep every night, Wang Jincai really didn't take a good look at him.Looking at it now, although this person's complexion is far from fair, it is still a little far from dark.The hair color is extremely dark, so black that it seems to be able to shine, and a few strands are messily scattered on the neck... Wang Jincai's back molars are itchy, and he wants to push his hair away more and more. good.But before Wang Jincai's courage grew up, Su Qiuer woke up first.
Su Qiuer, who seemed to have not fully woken up, slowly took off the big cattail fan on his face, raised his head and yawned big.His eye sockets were a little wet after yawning, he half-closed his eyes and asked lazily, "You've been staring at me for so long, are you going to pursue me?"
"I...! You...!" Wang Jincai choked before he could speak, and pointed at Su Qiuer's nose for a long time without reorganizing the words.
"Okay, tell me what you want slowly, don't worry!" Su Qiuer, who got up, stretched out his arms and hugged Wang Jincai habitually.But when he saw the mud spots all over his body, Su Douer calmly withdrew his hand back.
This action made Wang Jin so angry, he was obviously just a little beggar who was supported by his master, how dare he despise him for being dirty? !Master, I haven't disliked you yet!
You bastard, then I won't make it easy for you!
Heartbeat is worse than action, Wang Jincai threw himself at Su Douer viciously without saying a word, and rubbed the muddy clothes on him vigorously, wiping his hands all over the place.
Su Qiu'er also looked quite happy, half-pushed and half-dodged for a while, and let Wang Jin do the trick. "Oh, it's so itchy... I'm very happy that you threw yourself into your arms and hugged me, but in broad daylight, you came to me to ask for sex after feeding the pigs without washing..."
"Who is begging, begging, begging you!"
Stealing chickens is not enough to lose money, seeing his happy face, it's just for nothing to find anger for himself!Knowing that he didn't get Su Dou'er at all, Wang Jin was so annoyed that his lips trembled, how could he have anything to say to this kind of person!Why don't you hurry up and wash...
"Don't be in a hurry." Seeing Wang Jincai turned around, Su Douer's teasing smile faded and followed, "Are you feeling unwell today or something? Well, it's my fault for not helping you feed the pigs. I'll take you with me." Would you like to take a bath in the river?"
Who asked you to bring it!Wang Jincai turned his head and glared at Su Qiuer behind him.Every time he got into the water, this man was sloppy, and deliberately ran around the river without clothes, doing some weird behaviors with unknown meanings, and it was unclear what he was thinking.What's more, when he is present, you won't be able to meet the beauties in the upper reaches!
"Go, don't follow me, master. Didn't you just say you want to feed the pigs for me? Go ahead and feed them, don't come!"
"Even if it's a pig, you don't need to eat so much. Which girl are you going to spoil and why don't you let me follow?"
"You——I ruined you!" Wang Jincai was just getting out of the room with his clothes, when he heard this, he sprained his foot and almost tripped over the threshold and flew out.
Su Douer grabbed him quickly, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, forget it, who told me to be so kind, come on, come on."
Faced with this kind of words all day long, I am really angry with every sentence, and sooner or later I will die of anger.The rich man just pretended he didn't hear anything, and strode forward.
"Let go! How long are you going to hold me!"
Wanting to walk around but not being able to move, Wang Jin threw up his sleeves helplessly and yelled at Su Douer.
Su Douer didn't let go, and didn't smile anymore, "Go together?"
Wang Jincai was at a loss now, pretending to be muffled and said, "Then, that's fine."
With beautiful mountains and clear waters and gurgling water, the two reached the river, took off their clothes skillfully and "meet each other honestly".Two big men live together, and there is only one source of water, so it is inevitable to take a mandarin bath or something. Wang Jin has washed with him a lot these days, and the nervousness at the beginning has long since become a habit.What's more, even if Su Douer knew his mind, he was still blind. What's the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing them, taking off clothes and not taking them off in front of him?Thinking of it like this, Wang Jincai still felt that he was taking advantage, after all, Su Douer couldn't see him, he could see Su Douer!For the first two times, Wang Jincai couldn't help looking at Su Dou'er secretly, and Su Dou'er also smiled and pointed two black-framed mirrors at him, but after looking at him a few times, his mind became calm. Also, he doesn't have what he doesn't have, so don't be greedy.
"What are you doing?" Su Qiuer went down the river first, and hit Wang Jincai with a splash of water, "Aren't you coming down?"
Suddenly being splashed all over his body, Wang Jin said angrily, "Here we come!"
After stepping into the river, the cool water makes people feel comfortable all over.Wang Jincai took a deep breath and dived into the water with wet hair, but when he was about to float up, his head was held down and rubbed for a while.
here we go again!As soon as he spit, he poured it into his mouth, but Wang Jincai couldn't scold him and couldn't hit him, so he had to hold his breath and let Su Qiuer continue to "wash his hair".
Fortunately, Su Douer would let go every time he couldn't hold it anymore, and Wang Jin came out of the water and gasped, "Get out and wash your own! I said I don't need you to wash it for me!"
"Really?" Su Douer soaked his hair in the water and shook it up again, "Last time you asked me to wash it for you."
"I didn't mean to wash this!" Wang Jincai hurriedly turned his head away, he couldn't see the way Su Douer untied the knot and loosened it.Especially after soaking wet, the ink-like black hair sticks to the sides of the face, neck, and back, making it look as if it has claws.Wang Jincai didn't know exactly what hooked him, but he just felt at a loss.
"Okay, then let me wash that for you." Su Douer smiled and pulled him back, and took out a long, thick and hard thing, "Go to the shore and lie down."
"My waist is a little sore today," Wang Jincai instructed, "Take it easy."
Su Qiuer nodded and agreed, "Understood."
On the banks of the small river.
"Ahhh... a little bit down a little bit..."
"Ouch! Take it easy..."
"Ugh...! It hurts!"
Wang Jin, who couldn't take it anymore, turned around and snatched the hard, thick and long loofah from Su Douer's hand, "I said you did it on purpose, you bastard!"
"No way!" Su Douer argued aggrievedly, "If you want you to buy saponins, you can't bear to spend money. That's what loofahs are like."
"Then you won't rub so hard!" Wang Jincai yelled, nonsense!A piece of saponin can cost thirty yuan!
"Forget it, let me wipe it for you!" With a sneer and holding up the loofah, Wang Jin ordered, "Turn around and lie down."
"Okay," Su Dou'er agreed with a nonchalant smile, and did not forget to pinch Wang Jincai's slender arm, "I can't even pinch any flesh, so it's just right to tickle me."
The sore spot happened to be poked, Wang Jincai became even more angry, and swung a sliver of melon on Su Qiuer's back!
"Ouch!" Su Douer yelled like Wang Jincai did before, and said with a smile, "Put harder."
"You!" Wang Jincai gritted his teeth and held the loofah with both hands, "Look at how I can satisfy you today, master!"
"Pfft...hahaha!"
Wang Jincai laughed while rubbing Su Douer, and when Wang Jincai rubbed Su Douer harder, Su Douer laughed louder. The riverside was very lively for a while.
After taking this noisy and tiring bath, Wang Jincai's back was sore and his hands were even more sore.Thinking that he, a rich man, actually worked as a bather for other people, not to mention the joy of cleaning, or the kind that didn't get paid, how could this work? !
"Don't wash it anymore, people will swell in the water again!" He threw away the loofah angrily, and Wang Jincai climbed ashore on all hands and feet.
Su Douer jumped up easily, "Why did you rise, where did you rise?"
"Grow up your head!" Wang Jincai cursed while putting on his clothes. Suddenly, the bad feeling came up in his heart again, and he couldn't help but hurriedly said: "What time is it? I'm almost done dressing and going home to cook."
"Okay, okay." Su Douer jumped on the spot twice to shake off the water, dressed in any outfit, and moved faster than him.
"Huh?" Wang Jin asked strangely, "Why are you in such a hurry?"
"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry," Su Douer smiled awkwardly, and pointed behind Wang Jincai, "Do you think it's burning over there?"
Wang Jincai turned his head slowly with a sullen face, and sure enough, he saw a puff of thick smoke wafting from the direction of the town.
All the nasty premonitions accumulated to the highest point at this moment, Wang Jincai didn't even yell, let go of his feet and started to run wildly!
He burned his butt like this, Su Douer also ran up, and asked in his ear:
"Would you like me to take you flying?"
Wang Jincai opened his mouth and scolded, "Fly you... yes, yes! Take me to fly!" I almost forgot that I can still use this hand, knowing kung fu is good!
"Then I've got a firm grasp." Su Dou'er smiled and grabbed Wang Jincai, then performed lightness kung fu and really "flyed" away.
However, the posture of Lan seemed to be wrong, Wang Jincai turned his feet up and his head was down, and the blood rushed straight to his forehead, "It's reversed!"
"Excuse me, forgive me." Su Qiuer turned his hand and quickly turned him over, and continued to run.
Soon they arrived in the town, and as the flames got closer, Wang Jincai's face became paler and paler.
When he got to the spot where the fire broke out, Wang Jincai's whole face was already pale and blue, and the red light of the fire was reflected on it, which was particularly permeating.
That's right, it was the Wang family mansion that was burned.
The flames rushed up, the fire was beyond rescue, and the heat was scorching from a distance.People watched and pointed, and the servant girl supported Steward Wang and watched from the sidelines. It seemed that she escaped from the fire safely.
"Master, are you back?" The servant girl saw Wang Jincai and said with a sad face, "I didn't do this fire, I didn't secretly burn meat!"
Wang Jincai's eyeballs turned stiffly to look at her, and then stiffly turned back. During this turn, two lines of clear tears flowed out of his eyes, "My family, life and property..."
"I took it out with you, young master," Steward Wang pointed to the small bundle on his back, "Fortunately, there is nothing of value in the house, and all the silver has been deposited in the bank, bank notes, land deeds, etc. Bring them all out."
"Uncle Wang!" Wang Jincai asked emotionally, "What about the things in my cabinet?"
"I don't have a key, sir."
"..."
The cash, ingots, and even Su Qiuer's golden bowl collected in the past few months are all inside!Wang Jincai's mind suddenly boomed, as if a big hammer was hitting.Regardless of the raging fire, he raised his foot and rushed in——
"What are you doing?" Su Douer, who had not said a word, stretched out his hand and grabbed him, "You go in and seek death in such a big fire."
Wang Jincai struggled to open the hand on his shoulder, but looking at that hand, he suddenly remembered!
"Oh, that's right! Su Douer, don't you know the magic method of using fire? You are not afraid of fire, are you?" Wang Jincai held Su Douer's hand excitedly as if seeing a straw, "Then think of a way, Your golden bowl is in the cupboard too!"
"Just because I can burn fire doesn't mean I can be burned," Su Douer wiped his face with a dumb smile, "Why are you so anxious, real gold is not afraid of fire, why don't you just go in and pick up waste after burning?"
As soon as the words fell, Wang Jincai hadn't jumped up to curse, but there seemed to be a black shadow flashing in the fire scene.
"Just wait," Su Douer changed his words immediately, "I'll be right back."
"what?"
Wang Jincai was stunned for a moment before he could react, when he saw Su Qiuer disappear into the fire in a flash.
"Su Douer—!"
Wang Jincai shouted, "Then remember to bring out the bacon from the kitchen and the pig from the backyard!"
There was no sound from the fire, but the neighbors were all down.
The servant girl and Uncle Wang were used to it, so they accompanied Wang Jincai and waited impatiently at the door.The fire was burning more and more vigorously, and the sound of beams collapsing and timber breaking could be heard from time to time.Seeing that the whole mansion was almost burned down, Wang Jincai broke out in a cold sweat, why hasn't anyone come out yet? !
Uncle Wang saw how anxious he was, and quickly comforted him, "Don't worry, young master, everything will be fine."
"Yeah." Wang Jin nodded straight, as if he was telling Uncle Wang and himself, "He is so powerful, so lucky."
As soon as the words were finished, the gate of the Wang family collapsed with a "boom".
How did this come out? !Wang Jincai sat on the ground with his legs limp and his buttocks, if he had known better not to let him in, Su Douer...
Wang Jincai blurted out, "Su Douer!!"
"Call me?" A figure jumped several feet into the air and suddenly jumped out of the fire. Although there was some black charcoal on his face and his hair was a little burnt, who else could it be if it wasn't Su Douer?
Wang Jin let out a long breath, "Fortunately, you finally came out!"
"Of course, I won't come out to celebrate the New Year inside." Su Qiu'er's flat chest didn't look like there was much stuffing, with bacon hanging on his left hand and a roast pig in his right.
"Here, the bacon is here. All the pigs in the backyard have run away. This fatter one probably got stuck on it when it jumped the pigsty because it was too much meat. It's just cooked, so I'll take it out." Su Dou Er smiled and said, "The dinner is settled now, but the money in your cabinet and my bowl are all gone."
"No, no, no, no, no?" Wang Jin didn't catch his breath, "Why, why, why did it disappear?"
"If it's gone, it's gone," Su Qiuer shook his head, "I can't help it either."
"..."
The stimulation was too great, Wang Jincai rolled his eyes on the spot and fainted.
Before completely falling into darkness, he heard Su Douer seem to say to the servant girl, "It turns out that your master is really dizzy often."
The battle between masters is only for the first line, and the victory or defeat is only a blink of an eye-that is a popular saying.In fact, there are exceptions to everything, from the center of the sun to the sunset, from under the tree to the melon field, Ye Yinjiang, Qi Jin, and Su Douer have been fighting for nearly two hours.
"370 eight, 370 nine..."
As the saying goes, a good man can't hold back against many people, two fists can't beat four hands, Su Qiu'er is already very tired and counts distractedly, it's really miserable.But what he counted was not the rounds of fighting, but watermelons!
"Wow," narrowly avoiding Qi Jin's sword, and then slapped Ye Yinjiang with a backhand. Su Qiuer did not forget to count, "One sword is five, 380 four!"
"You crushed the last one by yourself!" Qi Jin was out of breath. In fact, all three of them were exhausted at the moment, and he was exhausted the most, and even more so.
"Okay then, 380 three," Su Qiuer sweated, "Remember to give the money after the call."
After another half an hour, the world finally became quiet.
Su Qiuer was originally dressed in rags, but now he was wearing rags, and he had the image of a king of beggars.Ye Yinjiang and Qi Jin were not much better either, their trouser legs were torn and their sleeves were broken, there were a few big holes in their clothes, and half of their belts fluttered in the wind, they looked more like Su Douer's henchmen.
"Don't fight, right? Let's settle the score." Su Douer, who was broken but his sunglasses were not broken, put a grass root in his mouth. If it wasn't for the blood on the corner of his mouth, his expression would be even more itchy.
"470 eight watermelons, one ten catty, one catty five Wen, a total of 25 taels of silver." Su Qiuer stretched out his hand to Ye Yinjiang, "Will the leader not renege on his debt?"
With dark circles under his eyes, Ye Yinjiang rolled his eyes and pouted at Qi Jin.
Although Qi Jin took out the money, he was still a little puzzled, "Isn't watermelon worth four cents a catty?"
"You know all about this?" Su Douer clicked his tongue, "You'd better stop being a Dharma protector, it's more promising to join my gang of beggars."
After all, the money received will not be taken out.
"The green mountains don't change, the green water flows forever," Ye Yinjiang's face flashed a gloomy look, and he pulled together and walked away, "Guangzhu Su, there will be a time later!"
Who wants to meet up with you later!When it was confirmed that no one was there, Su Qiuer fell limp and fell to the ground.He's fine, it's just that his energy is consumed too much, and his whole body is falling apart.
But those two people should not be much better.
Although Ye Yinjiang's moves are fast, his internal strength is not deep enough, and Qi Jin's strength is boundless, but he lacks flexibility. If he fights against one of them alone, he will be defeated within [-] moves.But the situation was different when these two people came up to fight shamelessly and cooperated seamlessly.Su Douer used almost all of his housekeeping skills to barely beat them back.
Hey, Su Qiuer rubbed her waist, sore!Now I am so tired and hungry, I don't even have the strength to crawl home to eat.If you don't go back, the unconscionable rich man will come out to find himself.Su Qiuer simply counted the Huoshao clouds in the sky, one, two, and three...
The clouds are gone, replaced by stars, one, two, three...
Not long after, the stars disappeared, and his eyes became dark——Su Qiuer had already closed his eyelids and dozed off, and now he was really tired enough to fall asleep.
The heat dropped a lot at night, and there was a hint of coolness in the wind.The sounds of insects were melodious, and the moon was shining brightly. On such a beautiful day, Wang Jincai almost fell into the mud again.
"I'm so mad!" Wang Jincai scolded as he walked. He waited by the stove for a long time in the afternoon but did not see Su Douer coming back. He wanted to make food by himself but was reluctant to part with the firewood.I thought Su Douer would appear if I waited a little longer, but I didn't know that Su Douer was still gone after the moon had climbed up.
"Where did you bastard go!" Wang Jincai was so hungry that he had no choice but to come out to find someone, but to save money, he naturally didn't light the lantern. I tripped over a stone ridge or something.
"Being found by me is more beautiful than you!"
The scolding and walking finally reached the place, Wang Jincai widened his eyes, why does the melon field seem weird... Hey, what is lying there in the distance?
No way? !My heart tightened, only the abacus, who has never had enough physical strength, made three steps and two steps, and jumped up to Su Douer who was lying on the ground like a rabbit, "Hey! Hey! What's wrong with you! The surname Su! Hey! "
Wang Jincai, who was so anxious to shout, shook, shook and pinched Su Douer, and pressed him countless times, but Su Douer just didn't move.
Seeing that the man's clothes were not in a good place, and he seemed to be covered with scars, Wang Jin felt as if someone had hit his forehead with a sap, and it hurt in a daze, and he was full of resentment and anger.
"Who did it! You bastard! Beast! Master, I must report to the authorities!"
Wang Jincai was so angry that he screamed, but he was still in his head, and understood that the most important thing to do was to save people first, and Su begged for the legal fees.
A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, even if Su Qiuer loses a few catties, Wang Jincai is not enough to carry it.The poor local rich man who has never done rough work even tried his best to feed him, and he couldn't afford to carry Su Qiuer.
"I can't help it." Wang Jincai, who was sweating all over, had to untie his belt, and then separated Su Qiuer's legs... so that he could tie his legs around his waist, so that he could drag him away backwards.
After dragging for less than ten meters, Su Douer couldn't hold back anymore, opened his eyes and laughed, "Hahahahaha..."
"Ahhh!" Wang Jincai was quite frightened. Has this villager in the wild been possessed by a ghost? ?
"Ouch. Take it easy," Su Douer laughed so hard that the diorama almost slipped off the bridge of his nose, "Don't be afraid, untie your waistband quickly, I'll get better hahahaha..."
— cheated.
Seeing Su Qiu'er getting up and then laughing so hard, Wang Jincai's fists under his sleeves clenched and tightened.
"After being beaten like this, you still have a boring mind!" Anyway, this is an injury, so Wang Jin tried his best to resist the urge to be flattered, and asked gently, "Are you really okay!?"
After finishing speaking, Wang Jin touched Su Qiuer's forehead worriedly twice, and picked him up and down again, but he didn't see any serious wounds, so he let out a sigh of relief.
"It's okay." Su Douer's eyes curved like the crescent moon above him when he smiled, but unfortunately the light was blocked by the glasses, "I'm just very hungry, can I eat meat today?"
"...You," Wang Jincai said angrily, "I am hungrier than you! If you want to eat meat, there is no way!"
"But I sold a lot of watermelons for you." Su Qiuer pointed to the melon field, took out two ingots of white silver from his bosom, and handed them to him, "Here, the melon money."
"Ah?" It was too dark for Wang Jin to see the tragedy of the melon field, but even if he was blind, he could see the brilliance of the silver, "Sold for so much money?"
Hurry up to accept the money, the sudden good news made Wang Jincai feel better, and his depression disappeared a lot.
Su Qiuer took advantage of the situation to beat the side drum, "Then today..."
"Stop talking nonsense," Wang Jincai turned his head to pretend not to hear, "Go home!"
In fact, Wang Jincai is not a heartless person, he is always making small calculations in his stomach along the way.Finally, when he entered the house, he made up his mind, pinched his palms and bit his lips, and held Su Qiu'er back.
"Forget it, I'll ask the servant girl to make a fire and cook today." Wang Jincai stared at the messy Su Douer, desperately arousing his sympathy before he spoke, "By the way, I'll also boil some hot water for you to take a bath, I'll give you the medicine."
"Will you buy me a good Jinchuang medicine?" Su Douer's tone was soft, even with a hint of warmth that was not detectable.It's obvious that most of the time he's a rascal and dishonest, but it's really... unbearable to suddenly become like this!
"You hit your head, you!" Wang Jincai, who immediately turned into a coffin face, never changed his appearance, and rushed Su Qiuer to take a bath.
It was the first time for the maid who was called to make meat dishes under the acquiescence of Master Wang. She was surprised and curious, so she deliberately made stir-fried pork as braised pork, and after cooking braised pork, she made twice-cooked pork, which almost made Master Wang lose his temper.
So although this meal was a bit late, it was delicious.With the mentality that Su Qiuer would be free if he did everything, he let go of his stomach to eat and drink.Su Qiu'er was exhausted after a day of exhaustion, and even more so, he wanted to eat all the dishes.
After eating, one of them went back to the room with a small watermelon on his stomach, and lay on the bed in disorder, leaning against each other to digest food.
"What's going on today?" Wang Jin hiccupped, "Do you want to report to the police?"
"No, I told you that I am a member of the Jianghu, and the Jianghu is a matter of the Jianghu." Su Douer also hiccupped with a smile, "I am also the leader of the beggar gang."
Wang Jincai never understood what a beggar gang is and can it be eaten?It's just a beggar leader, what kind of rivers and lakes, fishing?
"That's up to you." Except for being careful about money, Wang Jincai is very lenient about everything else.After getting up, he went to the cabinet to get two small bottles and jars, and for the first time lit an oil lamp, Wang Jincai went back to the bed and lifted Su Qiuer's clothes, "It's time to rub the medicine."
Although this battle hurt Su Douer a lot of vitality, most of his body was just a little bit of flesh and blood, which looked hideous, but in fact, for a person like him, he would not be a problem at all after a night's sleep, and there was no need for medicine at all. .
"Oh, I'm seriously injured, please slow down."
Of course Wang Jincai didn't know that Su Douer was talking nonsense, and he thought he was really seriously injured, so he hurriedly acted lightly and wished he could turn into a cat.Knead here and paint there, turn him over gently when finished, and then wipe the front.Su Qiuer also cooperated and let Wang Jincai play without moving.
There was a shallow wound in the neck socket near the ear, Wang Jincai saw it with his sharp eyes, and brushed away Su Qiuer's loose hair to apply medicine there.While painting, he accidentally poked Su Qiu'er's earlobe with his finger, and as a result, his whole ear trembled.Wang Jincai thought his eyes were dazzled, so he poked lightly with his finger——sure enough, his ears moved again!
Su Qiu'er's ears are thin and transparent, and the cartilage above the pinnae is a bit pointed. It moves like a cat's ear, which is indescribably interesting.Wang Jincai poked it twice more playfully, and Su Douer grabbed his hand.
"Have you played enough?"
With an ambiguous but obviously refusing smile, Su Douer let go of her medicinally scented fingers, "How about playing something else?"
"Ghost, the light is still on," Wang Jincai always felt a little annoyed, and he didn't know if it was because Su Douer didn't let him play with his ears. !"
"Understood." He agreed with a smile, Su Qiuer stretched out his hand and untied his belt.Of course Wang Jincai, who was both male, didn't evade, just stared blankly.
……
It was probably going to rain because it was so stuffy, so Wang Jin thought, um, it's a bit hot, let's go out and wash my face.
When he came back after washing his face, Su Qiuer's medicine had already been applied, and he lay on the bed and said mournfully, "Hand hurts, it's hard to hold you, why don't you sleep on the floor?"
"Why! This is my bed, my lord!" After getting used to bickering, Wang Jin just opened his mouth and came.But after he finished speaking, he thought of Su Douer's current situation...
"That's not it," Wang Jin pouted, "I'll hug you instead."
"OK."
The lights are off, it's pitch black, and it's a good night's sleep again.
In the dead of night, everyone who should be asleep was sound asleep. There was a muffled thunder in the sky, and it actually started to rain.However, this had no effect on the people in the small town, but the Bodhisattva Temple seven miles away was leaking rain.
"I can't sleep now!" Ye Yinjiang, the leader of the Demon Cult, was wet all over and was so irritable that he was dying. The irresponsible former shadow guard Qi Jin next to him, who didn't pick the ground and was not afraid of rain, was sleeping soundly and soundly alone Sweet, completely ignored the master, made Ye Yinjiang so angry.
If it weren't for your serious injury and weakness, I would definitely make you up like this, like that, all night until dawn!He simply took off his clothes and covered Qi Jin, Ye Yinjiang thought bitterly, since he can't sleep anyway, it's fine to heal his injuries with exercise.
The sooner you get the golden bowl, the sooner you can... get what you want.
People say that disasters are more or less premonitions. No matter if it is a major disaster or a small disaster, even a bird will make a few noises before the disaster, let alone a human being?So, Wang Jincai hasn't been eating well or sleeping well recently, whoever hates it.
"You just stay at my house all day, eating, drinking, and messing around without looking for a job! Do you know shame?!" Wang Jincai was full of anger, and got angry at Su Qiuer, who was lying in the shade of the tree in the backyard to enjoy the shade.
Although the midsummer season has passed, the autumn tiger is not covered.No matter how cool it is in the small town, it is still unbearably hot when the sun is shining at noon.
The heat made Su Douer drowsy, and he replied without energy: "Have you ever seen a beggar looking for work, and besides, I cook for you during the day and warm your bed at night, you still don't like it." I must be too heartless.”
This joke was spoken softly, mixed with drowsiness, and it sounded a bit plain, as if it was true. Wang Jin, who was so angry, blushed all of a sudden, and his tone was still aggressive, but he lacked confidence, "You are upside down!" Lazy bones who distort the facts in black and white! Sleeping like a pig in my small courtyard is still talking there! Sleep...you will be dizzy!" Actually Wang Jincai originally wanted to say "sleep to death", but suddenly Feeling that the word "death" was unlucky, he swallowed it abruptly, only sighing that he was too kind.
However, Su Douer seemed to be caught in the ears of sleepy bugs, and said something vaguely in his mouth, "If you can be as precious as those pigs, baby, I would still be a pig", and threw the big cattail fan on his face After a ride, Huhu took a nap.
After all, Wang Jincai is just a wealthy landowner. Although he wanted to vent his anger by punching the cotton, he didn't take the opportunity to draw a bastard on Su Douer's face. Instead, he rolled up his sleeves. Holding my breath, I ran to the small courtyard to feed the pigs.
This pigsty was newly built by Wang Jincai half a month ago. A farmer's harvest was not good enough to pay the annual rent, so they gave him a few piglets in exchange for money.As soon as Wang Jincai made up his mind, he was happy, and after talking about the scene, he happily drove the little pig back.In Wang Jincai's plan, it's not pigs that are being chased, but pig farms!
But the maids of the Wang family are here to lose weight, so naturally they don't want to do the job of feeding the pigs - they are not afraid of being tired, but they are too dirty.Wang Jincai didn't care too much, he felt more at ease feeding himself.On the contrary, Su Qiuer had shown a strong interest in these pigs, causing Wang Jincai to be in a state of panic all day long, and repeatedly warned him not to eat them several times.
Right now, the rich man scooped up a lot of pig food into the trough, and stood contentedly watching the chubby piglets scrambling for food.Eat, eat, eat more!Grow into a big fat pig early, let me sell it!Wang Jincai was overjoyed to see a little pig's belly bulging from eating, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it to see how much flesh it had grown.
Hum Chi Hum Chi Hum Chi - hum!
The little piggy just happened to be touched in vain, screaming and dumped Wang Jincai's muddy body, and even hit him with his dirty nose.The other pigs squinted at Wang Jincai, and hummed for a while, in Wang Jincai's ears, it was similar to Su Dou'er's cool snort.
Normally, it would be fine for the sake of the pork, but today Wang Jin was feeling extremely uncomfortable, feeling so suffocated in his heart, and he couldn't hit the pig's hair, so he had to jump up and run to the backyard with smoke in his feet.
In the yard, Su Douer was sleeping on his back. Although Wang Jincai came aggressively, he really stood in front of the person and was hesitating whether to call him up.
Su Qiu'er's face was covered by the cattail fan, only half of his neck and a little hair hanging down were exposed.Although they huddled together to sleep every night, Wang Jincai really didn't take a good look at him.Looking at it now, although this person's complexion is far from fair, it is still a little far from dark.The hair color is extremely dark, so black that it seems to be able to shine, and a few strands are messily scattered on the neck... Wang Jincai's back molars are itchy, and he wants to push his hair away more and more. good.But before Wang Jincai's courage grew up, Su Qiuer woke up first.
Su Qiuer, who seemed to have not fully woken up, slowly took off the big cattail fan on his face, raised his head and yawned big.His eye sockets were a little wet after yawning, he half-closed his eyes and asked lazily, "You've been staring at me for so long, are you going to pursue me?"
"I...! You...!" Wang Jincai choked before he could speak, and pointed at Su Qiuer's nose for a long time without reorganizing the words.
"Okay, tell me what you want slowly, don't worry!" Su Qiuer, who got up, stretched out his arms and hugged Wang Jincai habitually.But when he saw the mud spots all over his body, Su Douer calmly withdrew his hand back.
This action made Wang Jin so angry, he was obviously just a little beggar who was supported by his master, how dare he despise him for being dirty? !Master, I haven't disliked you yet!
You bastard, then I won't make it easy for you!
Heartbeat is worse than action, Wang Jincai threw himself at Su Douer viciously without saying a word, and rubbed the muddy clothes on him vigorously, wiping his hands all over the place.
Su Qiu'er also looked quite happy, half-pushed and half-dodged for a while, and let Wang Jin do the trick. "Oh, it's so itchy... I'm very happy that you threw yourself into your arms and hugged me, but in broad daylight, you came to me to ask for sex after feeding the pigs without washing..."
"Who is begging, begging, begging you!"
Stealing chickens is not enough to lose money, seeing his happy face, it's just for nothing to find anger for himself!Knowing that he didn't get Su Dou'er at all, Wang Jin was so annoyed that his lips trembled, how could he have anything to say to this kind of person!Why don't you hurry up and wash...
"Don't be in a hurry." Seeing Wang Jincai turned around, Su Douer's teasing smile faded and followed, "Are you feeling unwell today or something? Well, it's my fault for not helping you feed the pigs. I'll take you with me." Would you like to take a bath in the river?"
Who asked you to bring it!Wang Jincai turned his head and glared at Su Qiuer behind him.Every time he got into the water, this man was sloppy, and deliberately ran around the river without clothes, doing some weird behaviors with unknown meanings, and it was unclear what he was thinking.What's more, when he is present, you won't be able to meet the beauties in the upper reaches!
"Go, don't follow me, master. Didn't you just say you want to feed the pigs for me? Go ahead and feed them, don't come!"
"Even if it's a pig, you don't need to eat so much. Which girl are you going to spoil and why don't you let me follow?"
"You——I ruined you!" Wang Jincai was just getting out of the room with his clothes, when he heard this, he sprained his foot and almost tripped over the threshold and flew out.
Su Douer grabbed him quickly, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, forget it, who told me to be so kind, come on, come on."
Faced with this kind of words all day long, I am really angry with every sentence, and sooner or later I will die of anger.The rich man just pretended he didn't hear anything, and strode forward.
"Let go! How long are you going to hold me!"
Wanting to walk around but not being able to move, Wang Jin threw up his sleeves helplessly and yelled at Su Douer.
Su Douer didn't let go, and didn't smile anymore, "Go together?"
Wang Jincai was at a loss now, pretending to be muffled and said, "Then, that's fine."
With beautiful mountains and clear waters and gurgling water, the two reached the river, took off their clothes skillfully and "meet each other honestly".Two big men live together, and there is only one source of water, so it is inevitable to take a mandarin bath or something. Wang Jin has washed with him a lot these days, and the nervousness at the beginning has long since become a habit.What's more, even if Su Douer knew his mind, he was still blind. What's the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing them, taking off clothes and not taking them off in front of him?Thinking of it like this, Wang Jincai still felt that he was taking advantage, after all, Su Douer couldn't see him, he could see Su Douer!For the first two times, Wang Jincai couldn't help looking at Su Dou'er secretly, and Su Dou'er also smiled and pointed two black-framed mirrors at him, but after looking at him a few times, his mind became calm. Also, he doesn't have what he doesn't have, so don't be greedy.
"What are you doing?" Su Qiuer went down the river first, and hit Wang Jincai with a splash of water, "Aren't you coming down?"
Suddenly being splashed all over his body, Wang Jin said angrily, "Here we come!"
After stepping into the river, the cool water makes people feel comfortable all over.Wang Jincai took a deep breath and dived into the water with wet hair, but when he was about to float up, his head was held down and rubbed for a while.
here we go again!As soon as he spit, he poured it into his mouth, but Wang Jincai couldn't scold him and couldn't hit him, so he had to hold his breath and let Su Qiuer continue to "wash his hair".
Fortunately, Su Douer would let go every time he couldn't hold it anymore, and Wang Jin came out of the water and gasped, "Get out and wash your own! I said I don't need you to wash it for me!"
"Really?" Su Douer soaked his hair in the water and shook it up again, "Last time you asked me to wash it for you."
"I didn't mean to wash this!" Wang Jincai hurriedly turned his head away, he couldn't see the way Su Douer untied the knot and loosened it.Especially after soaking wet, the ink-like black hair sticks to the sides of the face, neck, and back, making it look as if it has claws.Wang Jincai didn't know exactly what hooked him, but he just felt at a loss.
"Okay, then let me wash that for you." Su Douer smiled and pulled him back, and took out a long, thick and hard thing, "Go to the shore and lie down."
"My waist is a little sore today," Wang Jincai instructed, "Take it easy."
Su Qiuer nodded and agreed, "Understood."
On the banks of the small river.
"Ahhh... a little bit down a little bit..."
"Ouch! Take it easy..."
"Ugh...! It hurts!"
Wang Jin, who couldn't take it anymore, turned around and snatched the hard, thick and long loofah from Su Douer's hand, "I said you did it on purpose, you bastard!"
"No way!" Su Douer argued aggrievedly, "If you want you to buy saponins, you can't bear to spend money. That's what loofahs are like."
"Then you won't rub so hard!" Wang Jincai yelled, nonsense!A piece of saponin can cost thirty yuan!
"Forget it, let me wipe it for you!" With a sneer and holding up the loofah, Wang Jin ordered, "Turn around and lie down."
"Okay," Su Dou'er agreed with a nonchalant smile, and did not forget to pinch Wang Jincai's slender arm, "I can't even pinch any flesh, so it's just right to tickle me."
The sore spot happened to be poked, Wang Jincai became even more angry, and swung a sliver of melon on Su Qiuer's back!
"Ouch!" Su Douer yelled like Wang Jincai did before, and said with a smile, "Put harder."
"You!" Wang Jincai gritted his teeth and held the loofah with both hands, "Look at how I can satisfy you today, master!"
"Pfft...hahaha!"
Wang Jincai laughed while rubbing Su Douer, and when Wang Jincai rubbed Su Douer harder, Su Douer laughed louder. The riverside was very lively for a while.
After taking this noisy and tiring bath, Wang Jincai's back was sore and his hands were even more sore.Thinking that he, a rich man, actually worked as a bather for other people, not to mention the joy of cleaning, or the kind that didn't get paid, how could this work? !
"Don't wash it anymore, people will swell in the water again!" He threw away the loofah angrily, and Wang Jincai climbed ashore on all hands and feet.
Su Douer jumped up easily, "Why did you rise, where did you rise?"
"Grow up your head!" Wang Jincai cursed while putting on his clothes. Suddenly, the bad feeling came up in his heart again, and he couldn't help but hurriedly said: "What time is it? I'm almost done dressing and going home to cook."
"Okay, okay." Su Douer jumped on the spot twice to shake off the water, dressed in any outfit, and moved faster than him.
"Huh?" Wang Jin asked strangely, "Why are you in such a hurry?"
"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry," Su Douer smiled awkwardly, and pointed behind Wang Jincai, "Do you think it's burning over there?"
Wang Jincai turned his head slowly with a sullen face, and sure enough, he saw a puff of thick smoke wafting from the direction of the town.
All the nasty premonitions accumulated to the highest point at this moment, Wang Jincai didn't even yell, let go of his feet and started to run wildly!
He burned his butt like this, Su Douer also ran up, and asked in his ear:
"Would you like me to take you flying?"
Wang Jincai opened his mouth and scolded, "Fly you... yes, yes! Take me to fly!" I almost forgot that I can still use this hand, knowing kung fu is good!
"Then I've got a firm grasp." Su Dou'er smiled and grabbed Wang Jincai, then performed lightness kung fu and really "flyed" away.
However, the posture of Lan seemed to be wrong, Wang Jincai turned his feet up and his head was down, and the blood rushed straight to his forehead, "It's reversed!"
"Excuse me, forgive me." Su Qiuer turned his hand and quickly turned him over, and continued to run.
Soon they arrived in the town, and as the flames got closer, Wang Jincai's face became paler and paler.
When he got to the spot where the fire broke out, Wang Jincai's whole face was already pale and blue, and the red light of the fire was reflected on it, which was particularly permeating.
That's right, it was the Wang family mansion that was burned.
The flames rushed up, the fire was beyond rescue, and the heat was scorching from a distance.People watched and pointed, and the servant girl supported Steward Wang and watched from the sidelines. It seemed that she escaped from the fire safely.
"Master, are you back?" The servant girl saw Wang Jincai and said with a sad face, "I didn't do this fire, I didn't secretly burn meat!"
Wang Jincai's eyeballs turned stiffly to look at her, and then stiffly turned back. During this turn, two lines of clear tears flowed out of his eyes, "My family, life and property..."
"I took it out with you, young master," Steward Wang pointed to the small bundle on his back, "Fortunately, there is nothing of value in the house, and all the silver has been deposited in the bank, bank notes, land deeds, etc. Bring them all out."
"Uncle Wang!" Wang Jincai asked emotionally, "What about the things in my cabinet?"
"I don't have a key, sir."
"..."
The cash, ingots, and even Su Qiuer's golden bowl collected in the past few months are all inside!Wang Jincai's mind suddenly boomed, as if a big hammer was hitting.Regardless of the raging fire, he raised his foot and rushed in——
"What are you doing?" Su Douer, who had not said a word, stretched out his hand and grabbed him, "You go in and seek death in such a big fire."
Wang Jincai struggled to open the hand on his shoulder, but looking at that hand, he suddenly remembered!
"Oh, that's right! Su Douer, don't you know the magic method of using fire? You are not afraid of fire, are you?" Wang Jincai held Su Douer's hand excitedly as if seeing a straw, "Then think of a way, Your golden bowl is in the cupboard too!"
"Just because I can burn fire doesn't mean I can be burned," Su Douer wiped his face with a dumb smile, "Why are you so anxious, real gold is not afraid of fire, why don't you just go in and pick up waste after burning?"
As soon as the words fell, Wang Jincai hadn't jumped up to curse, but there seemed to be a black shadow flashing in the fire scene.
"Just wait," Su Douer changed his words immediately, "I'll be right back."
"what?"
Wang Jincai was stunned for a moment before he could react, when he saw Su Qiuer disappear into the fire in a flash.
"Su Douer—!"
Wang Jincai shouted, "Then remember to bring out the bacon from the kitchen and the pig from the backyard!"
There was no sound from the fire, but the neighbors were all down.
The servant girl and Uncle Wang were used to it, so they accompanied Wang Jincai and waited impatiently at the door.The fire was burning more and more vigorously, and the sound of beams collapsing and timber breaking could be heard from time to time.Seeing that the whole mansion was almost burned down, Wang Jincai broke out in a cold sweat, why hasn't anyone come out yet? !
Uncle Wang saw how anxious he was, and quickly comforted him, "Don't worry, young master, everything will be fine."
"Yeah." Wang Jin nodded straight, as if he was telling Uncle Wang and himself, "He is so powerful, so lucky."
As soon as the words were finished, the gate of the Wang family collapsed with a "boom".
How did this come out? !Wang Jincai sat on the ground with his legs limp and his buttocks, if he had known better not to let him in, Su Douer...
Wang Jincai blurted out, "Su Douer!!"
"Call me?" A figure jumped several feet into the air and suddenly jumped out of the fire. Although there was some black charcoal on his face and his hair was a little burnt, who else could it be if it wasn't Su Douer?
Wang Jin let out a long breath, "Fortunately, you finally came out!"
"Of course, I won't come out to celebrate the New Year inside." Su Qiu'er's flat chest didn't look like there was much stuffing, with bacon hanging on his left hand and a roast pig in his right.
"Here, the bacon is here. All the pigs in the backyard have run away. This fatter one probably got stuck on it when it jumped the pigsty because it was too much meat. It's just cooked, so I'll take it out." Su Dou Er smiled and said, "The dinner is settled now, but the money in your cabinet and my bowl are all gone."
"No, no, no, no, no?" Wang Jin didn't catch his breath, "Why, why, why did it disappear?"
"If it's gone, it's gone," Su Qiuer shook his head, "I can't help it either."
"..."
The stimulation was too great, Wang Jincai rolled his eyes on the spot and fainted.
Before completely falling into darkness, he heard Su Douer seem to say to the servant girl, "It turns out that your master is really dizzy often."
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