unlucky beggar

There was a young beggar in a small town.People are good at hands and feet, but it's a pity that they lost their eyes for some reason. Seeing that he wears two black patches on his face all day long, he might not even be able to see a person.

So everyone called him unlucky and blind begging.

Unfortunately, Blind Beggar has a name, but it’s not pleasant to listen to. The surname Su’s name is bad.No way, who told him to have a famous ancestor of Wu Zhuangyuan?

Those two black lenses are a treasure. Everyone thinks they are light-shielding glasses worn by blind people, but they don’t know that these lenses have a mystery. They can be seen clearly from the outside. They are called dioramas—they were given to them by the emperor Lao Tzu It is used to fool the masses to facilitate begging.

Coupled with the begging bowl bestowed by the emperor, the beggar gang was invincible for a while, begging all over the country with invincible opponents.Su Qiu'er's father, the former leader of the gang, was deeply tortured by Dugu's sense of defeat, so he decided to expand his target to cover both sides of the Taiwan Strait, and took his mother on an expedition across the ocean, taking the first step of expanding the territory of the Beggar Gang. .

Su Qiuer was not as ambitious as his father, so he decided to stay at home.By the way, where does a beggar have a home?Su Qiuer replied, in fact, there are thousands of families, and your home is my home, so whichever one I want to stay with is whichever one.

This southern small town is like spring all the year round, and the local snacks and fermented wine are particularly appetizing to Su Douer, so he stayed here for several months, begging every household in the town, even the government Have not let go.

The county magistrate is so angry that he will come to the official for begging? !But he has nothing to do, who told Su Qiuer's father to leave the bowl to him before he left.It was bestowed by the emperor, and the inscription "Begging for food by decree" was written by himself. Who would dare not give it?

And relying on the emperor's prestige, Su Qiu'er was picky and picky when begging for food. He would not eat anything that was not good, and he would not eat if the money was too little. Only Wang Jin, the local rich man in the town, was so angry that he died.

Of course Wang Jincai was angry, because Su Douer was begging for him.When Su Qiuer came to beg for the first time, Wang Jincai saw that he was blind, so he deliberately gave him some leftovers from bad food, and even took out a sling of iron to deceive him, saying it was copper coins.

Unexpectedly, the beggar would be difficult to deal with, so he snorted coldly and exposed him on the spot, and Wang Jin became furious, "Aren't you blind?!"

"That's right, I am," Su Douer pushed the black-rimmed mirror on the bridge of his nose, as if emphasizing that he is truly blind, "Do you know that?"

"Heart, heart eye?" Wang Jin asked puzzledly, "What is that?"

"It's just a thing that I can find out about any immoral things you do." Su Douer showed his imperial begging bowl, "Did you see it? The imperial decree. Either take it out, or see the official with me, and sue me." You despise your majesty."

"Huh?" Although Wang Jincai is a rich man in this small rural town, he is a country bumpkin who has never seen the world outside of this one-third of an acre of land.Such a big crime scared him so much that he stood there blankly, only to hear Su Douer continue, "Actually, you have already committed the crime of deceiving the king when you put the rotten rice in my bowl just now, and this piece of broken iron is the best. evidence, I can sue the royal court.”

"Ah?!" Is it too exaggerated? !

Wang Jincai forgot to close his mouth wide open. This is not a beggar, but a robber!

"Then...then what do you want?"

"What do you think?" Su Douer smiled and held out the bowl and shook it.

Forget it, to save money and avoid disaster, Wang Jincai took the bowl helplessly, ready to refill him with some white rice.

"It's late." Su Douer shook his fingers, as if he was the master here, and Wang Jincai was just a servant.

"Now I don't eat, I want to eat barbecue."

"What did you say?!" Wang Jin almost jumped up a foot after hearing this, "Just kidding! Daydreaming! My lord, I can't bear to eat meat myself!"

This is telling the truth.Wang Jincai is a well-known miser in the town. His family is so rich that he can't bear to spend more. The Wang family only has an old housekeeper who can't eat a few mouthfuls of food and a little maid who wants to lose weight.Moreover, the maids of the Wang family are still mobile. Any girl who wants to lose weight can go to their house to be a maid. After a month, she will lose weight.Not only for others, Wang Jincai himself was also reluctant to eat, wear, and use, he was extremely stingy.He always wears less clothes than others, the food he eats is always worse than others, the things he uses are second-hand goods, and even the coffin where his father sleeps is thinner than usual.No girl in a hundred miles around dared to marry him, and Wang Jincai was happy to lose one person's ration.

Less food for one person!Wang Jincai sighed excitedly, how much money would be saved.Now this dead beggar dares to ask him for meat?Just kidding, master, I can't even bear to raise my wife, so why not raise you?

"No, no, no, absolutely no!" Wang Jincai, who resolutely refused, shook his head like a rattle, but Su Douer didn't agree with him at all, so he yelled that he was going to see the official.

Unexpectedly, the blind man had such great strength, and Wang Jincai, who wanted to run but couldn't break free, had no choice but to bargain reluctantly: "How about changing the green vegetables, how about changing the green vegetables?"

"Dried tofu, how about dried tofu?"

"Then shiitake mushrooms, are shiitake mushrooms good?"

"Well, I still have some salted fish at home..."

"Do you know," Su Douer lowered his voice and pretended to be serious, although his tone was still slightly amused, "Once you see an official in the Yamen, you will have to pay all the costs of the lawsuit."

spend?Hearing that money was required, Wang Jin was taken aback, and asked, "In general, how much money do you need?"

"Copper coins? You are so beautiful!" Su Qiuer threw the bowl in front of him, "One or two or three silver coins is enough for you to buy ten catties of meat. How about it, will you give this meat or not?"

so expensive!It's outrageous!

"Here, can't I give it!" Wang Jincai took the bowl with a sad face, damn it!

If you can't run away anyway, you can reduce your losses a little bit.The dejected rich man Wang personally ran to the backyard kitchen to get a piece of pork. He took a kitchen knife and tried to draw out the two worst places.

But what he never expected was that Su Douer also quietly followed him into the door, seeing him doing such a petty thing, he couldn't help but sneered.

Wang Jin, who heard the voice, looked back and was overjoyed, "Well, you are trespassing! I don't need to give you meat anymore!"

"I'm blind, I can't see anything, how could I know this is your house," Su Douer shook his head and spread his hands, "You are the one who ignored the Shangguan Mansion, who told you not to close the door yourself."

Looking at the blind beggar's face covered with black cloth, Wang Jin, who had no way to refute it, was so angry that his teeth itch.Holding a heavy piece of meat in his hand, he grinned his teeth in pain at the thought of cutting it, it was no different from cutting his body.

"Are you ready, master?" Without giving him time to feel distressed, Su Dou'er's tone was obviously urging, "I smell a big piece of meat, are you going to give me all this meat?"

"You can't finish eating so much!" Wang Jin hurriedly argued.

"No, I can finish it."

"I can't even finish it! The meat is too thick to be cooked!"

"No, it's cooked."

"Uncooked! My house doesn't have such a big charcoal fire!"

The beggar smiled so badly that Wang Jin felt panicked when he saw it, and sweat broke out on his forehead.

"It's okay, I have it." Su Douer grinned, and before Wang Jincai could see anything clearly, the meat in his hand suddenly changed hands.

"You, you, you, aren't you blind?!" Wang Jincai became anxious now, and rushed over to grab the meat.But Su Qiuer dodged left and right, and he couldn't get close to him at all.

"I told you I have a heart," Su Douer laughed, "Don't panic, I'll bake it and eat it with you."

——"Flame Palm!"

Wang Jin was shocked, of course it wasn't because he knew what Lieyan Palm was, but because he saw azure flames emanating from Su Douer's palm, which seemed to have extremely high temperature, scalding the meat until it hissed.

"Go get some salt." Su Qiuer turned the meat over with his bare hands, and then grilled it.

"You you you you you...you are a monster..." Wang Jincai was so frightened that he could speak incoherently.

"Don't make a fuss, go and get the salt, the meat is about to be roasted."

"Monster!!!" Wang Jincai shouted.

"Hey, if you don't bring salt and a plate to this meat, it will be ruined. You and I don't have to eat it." The flames in Su Qiuer's hand exploded, and it was almost cooked to the naked eye.

"What?" Wang Jincai's rationality suddenly returned to his head, and he hurried to get salt and a plate - this meat was bought for two dong, even if there are monsters, you can't spoil it!

When he brought something, Su Douer picked it up and sipped it, and then he could eat it.

"Come and eat?"

Wang Jincai stared at Su Qiuer vigilantly, wanting to eat but not daring to move.

"If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all by myself!"

"Who said I won't eat!" Wang Jincai, who was a little scared at first, boldly shouted, "I will eat!"

It would be a bit stupid not to eat it!This meat is his own, even if he wants to get back his money, he has to eat it, so how can he make it cheaper for others? !Regardless of whether the beggar was a monster or not, Wang Jin, who hadn't eaten meat for several years, decided to risk his life, and it was important to eat first!

Once a person thinks about it, there is no burden in his heart.After he was relieved of his burden, he naturally lost his scruples, so Wang Jincai simply opened his stomach and ate everything he wanted. He devoured and gorged without stopping, and Su Qiuer's glasses almost slipped off.

"...Do you want to consider joining my beggar gang?" Su Douer laughed and put back the diorama on the bridge of his nose, "Brother, with your talent, you have a bright future!"

The so-called evil fate is like this, it is easy to form a knot, but it is difficult to untie it.Since then, the unlucky blind beggar Su Beg'er has never harmed other people again, and he put on a look of relying on Wang Jincai, and knocked on the door of Wang's house for three meals a day, and came to beg for food.As time passed, the poor Mr. Wang became trembling when he heard the door, but he couldn't hide or run away. In desperation, he had to come up with a cruel move, that is, he would not eat.

That's right, Wang Jincai planned to save his food for Su Dou'er, and he would starve or eat some leftovers, so the family's expenses would still be three rations, one for the old man, one for the little girl, and one for the little girl. Big man.It's just that this big man is either him or not.

Su Dou'er, who didn't know that Wang Jincai was so obsessed with ghosts, still came to beg every day, and didn't go anywhere, insisting on eating at Wang's house before leaving.As far as his recklessness is concerned, Wang Jincai can't beat him. He has no choice but to set up a special seat for Su Douer, and wait for him to come to have dinner every day.

It stands to reason that the food of the Wang family is full vegetarian, a gray-green color, it is unpalatable to death.If it was normal, Su Douer wouldn't bother to eat it, so at this moment he couldn't figure out how Wang Jincai could stare at him like a hungry wolf with green eyes, so greedy for something.

"How delicious are these vegetables and tofu?!" Su Qiuer, who was as thick-skinned as Su Qiuer, felt a little uncomfortable after being stared at for so long, "If you're hungry, eat it by yourself!"

"I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry."

Isn't it just two meals less, Wang Jincai waved his hand weakly, I can still hold on.

Time slips like a rabbit, the sun sinks, the moon climbs up, and when the birds sing again, it is already the next day.Last night, he was obviously hungry and didn't sleep well. Wang Jincai, who was smeared with bruises under his eye sockets, seemed to have sunken cheeks. Coupled with his already thin and pointed chin, it was extraordinarily pervasive.

Early in the morning, when Su Douer saw such a thing floating out of the gate, he thought it was a ghost that hadn't had time to wander away, so he almost used the Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Palm to send him to bliss early.

"Did you become a thief at night? Why did you become like this?" Su Qiuer asked curiously.

"It's up to you."

Talking consumes energy, and if you lose energy, you will be more hungry, so brevity is the best.

Wang Jin, who didn't want to say anything more, tremblingly took out the steamed buns that the servant girl had steamed for him in the morning, stuffed them into Su Qiuer's hand with his eyes closed, turned his head, and ran away.

——Pfft...why is it like Xianbao, which one is this singing?

The big white steamed bun was warm in Wang Jincai's arms, Su Qiuer took a big bite, and the scent of noodles immediately filled his cheeks.While chewing, watching Wang Jincai's bamboo pole-like body dangled into the room, Su Douer wiped his mouth meaningfully.

However, the truth of the matter is that Wang Jincai decided to go back to his room to sleep in order to save energy and catch up on sleep.When Su Douer came to knock on the door again at noon, he didn't bother to take care of delivering the food, so he asked the servant girl to deliver it to Su Douer.

Wang Jin, who always came in person, disappeared, and recalling his ghostly appearance in the morning, Su Douer ran outside his room uneasy and asked, "Hey, Master Wang, are you sick? "

After a long time, there was no echo in the room, but there was a faint snoring sound.

Su Douer, who was impatient to wait, was thinking about whether to push the door open, when the servant girl came over to urge him.

"Big begging, come and eat quickly! You don't care what the master does. This is a disease of miserliness, and there is no cure for it."

"Ah?" Su Douer turned to her and asked her, "Is your master really sick? Do you want me to show him?"

"Look?" The servant girl laughed and said, "Stop bragging, what do you think you are blind!"

Seeing the happy look of the servant girl, her master should be fine.

"This is naturally a secret that must not be leaked." Su Qiuer decided to have dinner first, laughing casually.

In the afternoon, I still wandered around the town. When I passed the winery, I went in to ask for some sweet-scented osmanthus brewing, and when I passed the woods, I basked in the sun and caught birds. It was a good time to pass.Soon the smoke was rising, and every household began to prepare dinner, and Su Qiuer followed the old rules and returned to the Wang family's dinner table on time.

But there were only three people at the table, the old housekeeper who had a kind face but seldom spoke, the fat maid who was busy serving meals, and Su Qiuer himself who was waiting for the free food but didn't see the free food owner, so he was wondering.

"My maid, why is Master Wang not here?"

"That's not good, the master is not here, let's add meat and vegetables." The maid happily brought a plate of fried pork, "I beg you to be lucky today, it's not easy to catch up with this meal."

"Let's eat quickly, don't let the young master know about it." The old housekeeper rarely spoke, and this opening was like a thief, Su Qiuer almost couldn't laugh.Sure enough, there are evil servants under the evil master, and he is worthy of being Wang Jincai's servant.

But what he didn't expect was that the master and servant of the Wang family had the same morals when they ate food. They were fine in front of vegetarian dishes, but they showed their true colors when they saw meat, and they all looked like hungry tigers pouncing on their food. The fat servant girl who can eat, even Wang Steward, who is in his seventies and eighties, can eat faster than Su Qiuer.

There is also a way to steal, and there is a way to beggars.Su Qiuer hurriedly put down his chopsticks not to fight with them, and only asked when the food was almost finished, "You don't want to save some with Wang Jin?"

"How can I let the master know about eating meat... Then there are vegetables...Of course I left them for him," the maid answered intermittently while busy eating, "Besides, there are so many white rice left... The master will not eat at night. As for starvation."

"Cough, cough cough..." Although he was not eating, he still choked on the saliva.When the maid said this, Su Douer immediately understood what was going on.

It turns out that this is really a beggar's talent that is rare in a hundred years.

"I'm done eating, let's leave." Su Douer chuckled twice and got up and left. She was not full and was a little hungry. It was time to find something good to eat - besides, there should be a supper tonight.

Nights in small towns in the countryside, unless it’s a festival or New Year’s Eve, there’s really nothing to do.As soon as a new moon climbed on the branches, many people went to bed early.Few families didn't sleep, and they were all quite quiet, except for...

Bang bang bang!

The gate of the Wang family was patted hard.

The familiar knock on the door woke Wang Jincai up, what, what's going on? !Why is there a knock on the door now? !

Although the few mouthfuls of leftovers at night were not enough to eat, at least it gave Wang Jincai some strength back.After waiting for a long time, the noise didn't subside, but became more and more intense. Wang Jincai got up tremblingly and ran to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, it was indeed Su Qiuer standing in front of the door, holding his begging bowl in his hand.

Wang Jincai panicked, "You, you, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to beg for something to eat!" Su Qiuer said nonchalantly, "I'm hungry tonight, so I'm here to beg for supper with you, Mr. Wang."

What? !After hearing this, Wang Jin almost fainted, "My lord, I never eat late at night!"

"But I'll eat it," Su Douer shook the empty bowl in front of him, "Master Wang, give me some charity?"

Insatiable!Wang Jincai was dizzy for a while, so why not let me go? !It even increased from three meals to four meals? !

With an empty stomach and excessive emotions, Wang Jincai's figure was a little unstable, and he was about to fall to the ground.

"Hey……"

Su Qiuer shook his head and let out a low sigh, easily grabbed Wang Jincai by the back collar.

After picking up the man and throwing it at the door, Su Zhuer rustled out a butter paper package from his cloth bag.

……

The mouth-watering aroma of roast chicken penetrated his nose, and Wang Jincai suspected that he was dreaming, but the sound of "gurgling" from his hungry stomach reminded him repeatedly that it was real.

The free roast chicken is just around the corner.

Wang Jincai's eyes were straightened, staring at the shiny, golden and fragrant object without blinking, his saliva almost flowed to his mouth.

"...Is this your chicken?" Wang Jin swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Bring it for me?"

"Cough cough." Somehow, his eyes went up to the rolling Adam's apple of the person in front of him, and Su Douer coughed pretendingly, "Yeah, who made me, a kind beggar, be so sympathetic and want to give you alms Two bites of chicken to eat."

As soon as the words fell, the roast chicken in his hand was snatched by Wang Jincai, and he ate a big piece.

The last time Su Qiuer ate meat, he had seen Wang Jincai eating like a hungry wolf. With mental preparation, he would not be surprised this time.Unexpectedly, in just a moment, the situation changed.

There are people who eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, but how many people can eat chicken without spitting out chicken bones? !Su Qiuer looked at Wang Jincai with a face full of surprise, and couldn't help but ask, "Could it be that you can actually melt bones into palms?!"

"..." Wang Jin, whose face was ashen, suddenly remained silent.

Seeing Wang Jincai's expression change, Su Dou'er also said seriously, "You are not a martial artist who hides in the mountains, are you?"

"..." Wang Jincai remained silent, but his face became even uglier.

Su Douer looked at him suspiciously, and gradually, Wang Jincai's entire face turned purple.

"...Damn!" Su Douer slapped Wang Jincai's back with a palm, this palm contained a lot of internal force, and shook out several chicken bones in Wang Jincai's throat.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Wang Jincai coughed for a long time before he could catch his breath, and said to Su Douer gratefully, "Thank you, thank you, I just got stuck on a chicken bone, thanks to you! I want to come here for the last time I was still eating chicken when I was a child, and I forgot to spit out the bones.”

"...Nothing, no thanks."

For a moment, I thought that this guy was really stupid for hiding himself, Su Douer turned his face away twitching, "Three generations of my Su family have been beggars, but my grandpa is not as pitiful as you!"

"Really?" Wang Jin was overjoyed, "Then you won't come to my house to beg for food anymore?"

Su Douer showed a smile, "I went to beg for food to feed you, okay?"

"Okay, okay!" Wang Jincai responded three times, ecstatic.Being raised by others is certainly more than a million times better than raising a person!Thinking of only spending two rations in the future, Wang Jin was overjoyed. He never thought that this beggar was so good!

"What's the matter?" Su Dou'er's mouth that had been pulled into a crooked mouth immediately sank, and he spread his hands paralyzed, "I'm just joking, how is it possible."

"You lied to me?!" Wang Jincai, who had been so happy for so long, was angry, "You have already eaten chicken for me, why can't you be a good person and send the Buddha to the west?!"

"Who said this chicken is mine?" Su Douer laughed again, "I went to your chicken farm to catch it, and I just roasted it for you."

"Ouch~~~~~~~~" Wang Jincai scratched his throat tearfully.

"My condolences," Su Qiuer patted his back, "Even if you spit it out, the chicken won't survive."

"You!" Wang Jincai couldn't control his grief and anger, "Did you catch a rooster or a hen?!"

"I didn't see clearly when it was dark, maybe it's the mother's fault." Su Qiuer saw that Wang Jincai was still holding the unfinished chicken drumstick in his hand, and wanted to take it to eat, but Wang Jincai refused to give it to him.

"What?!" Wang Jincai pointed at Su Dou'er angrily with trembling hands. Of course, if he didn't still hold half a chicken leg in his hand, his momentum would be even better.

"Do you know how many eggs a hen can lay?! Do you know how many chickens those eggs can turn into?!" Wang Jincai felt that his heart was bleeding, "What you let me eat is not a chicken, It’s thousands of chickens!”

Wang Jincai seemed to see tens of thousands of chickens turned into a sling of copper coins and flew past his eyes. He was about to pounce on them but was snatched away by a beggar.

"I'm going to the Yamen to sue you!" Wang Jincai shouted, his eyes burning.

Su Douer jumped back and took a step back, "Is there any mistake? I saved your life with a chicken, and you still want to sue me?"

"I'd rather starve to death, you give me back the chicken!" Wang Jincai squatted on the ground to pick up the chicken bones that Su Douer just snapped out, hum!These are all evidences presented in court, so don't say that I have nothing to prove!

"You ate the chicken, how can I pay you back?"

"Who told you to give me something to eat, ah bah, I don't want to eat it yet! If you don't return it, I will report to the police!"

"Oh, then go ahead and report it," Su Douer acted like a rascal, "Anyway, I've long wanted to ask for a prison meal, but don't forget that the money for the lawsuit is yours to pay for."

One, two or three coins!This realistic problem was placed in front of Wang Jincai, God!How unfair!How can people avenge their grievances! !

June snowed and July frost came, Wang Jincai, who had been deeply wronged like a sea, finally fainted from anger.

Seeing that the man fainted, Su Dou'er had no choice but to catch him again, and shouted at the door: "Your servant girl! Your master has fainted!"

"What are you yelling about in the middle of the night..." The servant girl ran out rubbing her sleepy eyes, "Oh, it's okay, he usually gets dizzy when he sees Uncle Wang and me eating meat, so just let it go."

"Oh... that's fine." Su Dou'er carried Wang Jincai across his arms and carried him into the room, tsk tsk, he was really lighter than a big girl.

"How can you know the way, you blind man?" the servant girl wondered.

"Heart and heart." Su Qiuer replied with a smile.

"Ah!!" the servant girl screamed and put her hands on her chest, "Then what else can you see?!"

"I can't see people wearing underwear, don't worry about it." Su Qiu'er's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself, what's more, you are mediocre, not as good-looking as your master.

When Wang Jincai, who had vomited, was thrown onto the mattress, Su Douer realized that his left hand was still holding on to the half of the chicken leg, and his right hand was also tightly holding a few chicken bones.Reluctantly, Su Qiu'er had no choice but to use all his strength to break it, but unexpectedly he couldn't break it no matter what.

Such amazing willpower, he is simply a martial arts genius!

This person really becomes more and more interesting the more you look at it, the cheerful Su Qiuer stroked his chin, and his subordinates used their internal strength to forcefully break it open for him.

Throw away the bones and the drumsticks will not go to waste.Then he gnawed on Wang Jincai's leftover half of the chicken leg, and Su Douer smiled softly—it tastes really good.