just to eat the grass

Dada Diary.

I swear, the person I love the most in my life is Xiao Xun, followed by my dad, and then my second dad. Time is too boring, always being bullied by classmates, and I am responsible for beating those classmates who bully him.

The person I admire the most is my dad. He is very handsome and domineering, so my second dad fell under his suit pants. When my dad doesn’t smile, it makes people shudder. Crash to death, this is the conclusion my classmates came to after seeing my dad.

The second dad hates him the most. He still acts cute even at a young age. He competes with me and Xiaoxun for favor.

My second dad is a bit stupid and easily deceived. Of course, he also loves us the most, but he is very horny. Hey, I always see him touching my dad's ass--

I peeked at Xiaoxun’s diary. Xiaoxun said that he saw my dad and second dad hugging and kissing each other, and they hadn’t put on clothes yet. He described it as if my second dad was in pain, but I didn't see it, what I saw was my second dad touching someone's butt, not ashamed.

Every child has a father and mother, but Xiaoxun and I do not. We only have two fathers. My father told us that this family is special, and we can treat the second father as a mother in the future. He also said that we It's a same-sex family. Although I still don't quite understand the meaning of these words, I think my family is very cool.

I have two unreliable aunts, one is called Chen Yunuo, she is very beautiful, I often see her on TV, I think I look like her, I suspect that I am her illegitimate child, I told After my dad, I was beaten by my dad. My dad said that I have nothing to do with Aunt Chen, and that Aunt Chen is the product of a genetic mutation. I am an authentic mixed race. change.

I cried all night because of this, other children have mothers, why don't I?Although my father always asked me to treat my second father as my mother, my second father was always a man, and I couldn't touch his tits, nor could I bury my face in his chest to act like a baby.

Whenever I cry, Xiaoxun hugs me and rubs my head, my hair is messed up, and then he says softly: "Brother, don't cry, other people don't have two fathers yet." At that time, he even sniffed. This guy is crying too.

I think so, other children don't have two fathers yet, hmph, let them be jealous, I have two fathers, and both fathers are well-known figures in the society and can make a lot of money. I heard that many aunts have I am chasing after them, although I want two mothers, but I still think that my second father and my father are the most suitable together.

I also have an aunt named Tang Tang, she gave birth to a little sister for me and Xiao Xun to play with, the little sister cries every day, we all find it not fun.

--It's annoying, I don't like keeping diaries.

Xiao Xun's diary.

Today, Dada secretly hid candy while sleeping again. It was golden monkey toffee. I don't like to eat that kind of sweet thing, but I like to give it to Dada.

If Dada knew that I never called him brother in the diary, he would definitely be angry, but hey, Dada is really cute, that curly hair is like a dog, so cute.

My second dad loves me the most, my dad loves Dada the most, I like the second dad the most, he looks so cute when he smiles, he looks like Dada, and is a bit stupid, but I still like the second dad the most, he is a bit serious, Don't dare act like a baby in front of him.

Our home is very crowded, but very warm, um, I should use this word. Every morning, Dada and I wake up to the smell of milk or beans.

It’s either milk bread, soy milk fritters, or millet porridge. I have to say that my second dad’s cooking skills are really good. I like his fried chicken wings the most. It’s a bit spicy but very refreshing. .

One day in the middle of the night, I wanted to pee, so I got up to pee by myself. When I went into my dad’s house, I heard some strange voices, like crying or laughing. The door was not closed tightly. I looked at it quietly, and found that my father was hugging the second father, and his tongue was stuck in the second father's mouth.

My face was hot immediately, and then my father pressed my second dad on the bed. I couldn't see anything else, I just saw my dad pressing my second dad for a kiss, and then my second dad frowned and screamed .

I was taken aback and felt like going back to bed to sleep.

Dada told me that the second dad is a pervert and touches his ass, but I think my dad is a pervert, because he kissed the second dad and put his tongue into the innermost part of the second dad in a disgusting way. Bullying my lovely second dad.

There was a little girl in my class who wrote a love letter to me. My dad scolded me when he found out. After the scolding was over, my second dad hugged me and kissed me. Grandma said it was called giving you a slap and then eating sweet dates. , but fortunately I have a second dad, otherwise I would just be slapped and have no sweet dates to eat.

I want to be a doctor in the future, um, why a doctor?I don't know, I just think that doctors in white clothes are so cool, and they can also treat grandparents.

Dada said that he wants to be a scientist in the future, but his academic performance is not very good, how can he become a scientist in the future?I think it would be better for Dada to become a nurse in the future, hehe, because Dada is as beautiful as the nurse sister.

Dada was always crying, saying that he didn't have a mother, and he once suspected that he was Aunt Chen's illegitimate child. He was not like Aunt Chen. Aunt Chen's hair was straight, but Dada was curly.

Whether I have a mother is not too important to me, because in my mind, my second father is just like my mother, who loves me very much. My father said that we have a mother, but my mother does not live with us.

In the future, I will develop the habit of writing a diary, haha, writing a diary can say a lot of bad things.

Su Meng and Du Heng.

Ten years later, at this moment, Du Heng is 30 years old, and Su Meng is 29 years old. The children have gone to elementary school, which relieves a lot of worry, and their lives are becoming more and more happy and fulfilling.

Tang Tang has become a popular host, but her name is too cute, so she chose a slightly more graceful name for herself, Tang Wanyue, she has excellent eloquence, and hosts a talk show in City A, The ratings are quite high, and her intellectual beauty has fascinated many people. Unfortunately, she got married at a young age.

Tang Tang invited Du Heng and Su Meng to participate in her show. One was to interview them as the most representative young presidents in China, and the other was to publicly announce that they were gay.

After Su Meng knew this, his eyes widened: "God, Tang Tang, you are crazy, this is in China, not the United States."

Tang Tang said: "I know this is China, so I want to interview you. You must know that in China, there are many people like you who dare not admit their sexuality. They have been humble, maybe promiscuous, and feel that they are very low. , but I don’t think so, I want the public to accept you.”

Du Heng said: "It will take a few more decades for Chinese people to not discriminate against homosexuals."

Tang Tang said: "No, I will accept it slowly."

Su Meng said: "Tang Tang, don't make things difficult for others."

Tang Tang said: "No, it's rare that you don't feel it's a pity? There are many suitors every day, and there are also paparazzi following you. Rather than being photographed by the paparazzi and affecting your life, it is better to come out."

Du Heng said, "I agree."

Su Meng frowned: "Du Heng, why are you making trouble too?"

Du Heng said: "My wife, our life has always been very simple. To be honest, whenever a woman comes to post me, I want to tell them that I don't like women. I'm so tired of rejecting them again and again. , Wife, I'm not afraid of coming out, I can afford you."

Su Meng stared at him: "Du Heng."

Du Heng said: "My wife, do you still remember when you kissed me on the flyover? Even though you were wearing women's clothing at that time, you still risked being recognized and kissed me. This time, I want to kiss me in front of everyone." Kiss you, as a man."

Su Meng frowned, lowered his head helplessly: "Well, listen to you."

Tang Tang jumped up happily and started a series of interviews.

At eight o'clock on Sunday night, the large-scale talk show "Behind" in City A began.

Tang Tang: "Hi everyone, I'm Tang Wanyue, welcome to "Behind" and listen to Tang Wanyue tell you the stories behind those celebrities."

The applause of the audience sounded, and Tang Tang showed a gentle smile: "Since ancient times, heroes have been born as teenagers. Today, our guests are Du Heng and Su Meng. Both of them are young talents with a domestic worth of more than 30 million. They are only [-] years old. , I also want to say that they are my friends since childhood, and they are also a gay couple."

The audience was in an uproar.

Tang Tang smiled and said, "Welcome them."

At this time, the music started, and Du Heng and Su Meng came out holding hands. Both of them were wearing neat suits. Although Su Meng was 29, he didn't look old at all. Those big eyes looked like he was seventeen or eighteen years old at any time. He is as energetic as the young man, and he is a little cute when he smiles, but it also gives people the feeling of a cute uncle.

Du Heng was also smiling, but it was a smile. The corners of his mouth were slightly curved, giving people a feeling of alienation. The Italian handmade suit on him was even more dazzling than a star.

The audience was surprised at first, and then immediately applauded. Some girls even cheered: "Wow, they are so handsome."

Tang Tang heard it, laughed, and asked the audience: "Which one is more handsome?"

"Well, they are all handsome men."

Tang Tang smiled and rolled her eyes: "Su Meng, Du Heng, they say you are all handsome!"

Su Meng said, "I'm more handsome."

At this time, Du Heng smiled, which was different from the alienated smile just now, with a little more love and indulgence. When he smiled, he showed a mouthful of white teeth, and his serious image disappeared immediately.

The two sat down, the sofa in the program group was relatively soft, Du Heng and Su Meng were next to each other, and Tang Tang began to say: "These two handsome guys are worth a lot. As far as I know, they had sex in junior high school. I opened a KTV, opened a second branch after I went to high school, and opened the first gaybar in City A when I went to college.”

Tang Tang: "I think everyone should have seen them on the cover of the magazine. The two youngest presidents in China with a net worth of over [-] million, and they are actually gay. The content of our program today is to interview the two presidents happy life."

Tang Tang said: "Everyone here, is there any discrimination against homosexuals?"

Two-thirds of the audience raised their hands, most of them were men, and then Tang Tang asked the remaining one-third of the audience: "So do you discriminate against heterosexuals?"

Half of the rest of the audience raised their hands, and Tang Tang asked, "Please tell me, why do you discriminate against heterosexuals?"

Audience: "Discrimination I am answering on behalf of homosexuals. Although since ancient times, yin and yang have intercourse, and men and women match, but there are some special people in life. They like the same sex. They don't discriminate against you. Why do you Discriminate against their homosexuality?"

Tang Tang said: "Why do you have such an idea."

Audience: "Actually, I have a pair of gay friends who have lived for five years. For five years, some heterosexuals got married, but they got divorced after two years. In fact, homosexuals take love more seriously than heterosexuals, because they The circle is very small, and when you meet the right person, you will work hard to manage that love. On the contrary, in this society, men and women treat love so superficially. If you fall in love, you will get married, and when you stop loving, you will get divorced again. .”

Tang Tang nodded and said: "Actually, in foreign countries, there are many places that recognize same-sex marriage, and the couple in front of us is a married same-sex family. I grew up with them. It can be said that I am a witness People who fell in love with each other, sometimes I would be jealous when I saw both of them, because their life is really like a fairy tale."

Tang Tang: "Su Meng, let's talk about your romantic relationship with Du Heng."

Su Meng was on TV for the first time, his face was a little red, he unnaturally brushed his hair on the forehead, and said: "Du Heng and I, um, we met in kindergarten, and we are neighbors, so we often play together You all know Chen Yunuo, right? She was in the same kindergarten with us when she was young. We played house at that time. Du Heng was the father, Chen Yunuo was the younger sister, and another child was the elder brother. The only thing missing was a mother, Du Heng. They insisted on making me a mother, at that time I thought I was a boy, why should I be a mother, so I quarreled with them."

Su Meng laughed, as if recalling what happened in kindergarten: "My family often joked that Du Heng would marry me as my wife when I grow up, so Du Heng has been eyeing me since I was a child. In fact, our love is just like that, very ordinary. Yes, anyway, the relationship was confirmed when I was in junior high school, and it has been going on until now."

The audience asked: "Aren't you under pressure?"

Su Meng shrugged and said: "It's a lie to say that there is no pressure. Du Heng and I never care about what others think of us. The only thing that makes us feel pressure is our parents. To be honest, I still care about Du Heng's father. It’s called a godfather, hey, this kind of thing must be incomprehensible to the elderly, so there is some pressure.”

Tang Tang asked Du Heng: "Du Heng, tell me your impression and opinion of Su Meng."

Du Heng frowned, but there was a smile on his mouth. When he mentioned Su Meng, his facial expression was always soft, looking very gentle: "My wife was chubby and smart when she was young, and she liked to bully others. But I just like him. When I was young, my parents said that I would marry him as a wife in the future, so I wrote it down. I think this kid is good-looking and likable. The most important thing is that I like him, so I decided , I must let him be my daughter-in-law in the future."

Du Heng: "When he was in kindergarten, he liked Chen Yunuo. At that time, I was very anxious, because Chen Yunuo was the little garden flower of the kindergarten, and I was definitely not comparable to her, so I secretly played tricks and secretly took the biscuits given by the teacher. Then I went to the kitchen and sprinkled salt on it and gave it to Chen Yunuo, saying that it was from Su Meng. When I was in elementary school, I secretly put bugs in Chen Yunuo's pencil case. few."

Su Meng gave Du Heng a kidnapper: "Okay, you are too black-bellied, I just said why Chen Yunuo cried when she saw me, it turned out that you were secretly bullying her."

Du Heng smiled and took his hand: "Love is selfish."

Tang Tang joked: "Chen Yunuo's fans will want to gang up on you, how dare you bully the popular actress."

Du Heng said: "No, Chen Yunuo is our good sister, so she won't, right?"

Tang Tang said again: "Du Heng, what do you think is love?"

Du Heng said: "I think there are many kinds of love, plain and intense. I believe that every kind of love will leave an unforgettable feeling. I am very stubborn. If I like someone, I will continue to like it forever. , Some people say that my love is a bit paranoid, but I don't think so, I think my love for him is serious, responsible, and unforgettable."

Tang Tang: "These two give me the feeling that I always want to live in love. To be honest, the two of them have been together since I was in junior high school. Up to now, every time I see them, they are exuding The love-like breath that comes out makes us a little hard to accept, isn't marriage always going to have a seven-year itch? Why is the love between you still so pure after so many years?"

Du Heng said: "I think our love has now become a family relationship."

Su Meng said: "I think so, our love is not like a fairy tale at all, we often fight."

Tang Tang couldn't help laughing: "I think it means you beat Du Heng, Du Heng is up to you to beat, and you have to make you happy after the fight."

Su Meng glared at her: "Don't pick me up."

Du Heng said: "That's right, I am willing to beat my wife, right, wife."

The corners of the mouths of the audience curled up.

Tang Tang said: "You started KTV to make money when you were in junior high school. How did you have such an idea at that time?"

Su Meng said: "In fact, I didn't open KTV at the beginning. I also did transportation, and then I opened KTV. In fact, I thought at that time that I want to live with Du Heng for the rest of my life. I know that our road is difficult. We We have to make money, make a lot of money, and plan for the worst. If our parents don’t agree with us and drive us out of the house, how can we live without money, so I want to make more money. Confess about it."

Du Heng said: "Actually, I was speculating in stocks at that time, and I let him mess around. At that time, I thought it would be fine as long as I supported the family in the future, but my wife is stronger."

Tang Tang asked: "Have you always called each other husband and wife?"

Du Heng nodded, Su Meng shook his head.

Du Heng: "I call him wife, but every time I ask him to call me husband, I have to coax him."

Su Meng: "Don't call me Husband, how nice is Du Heng, don't call me."

A viewer asked: "Among the two, there must be one of them who will play the role of a woman."

Su Meng shook his head and said: "This is not about playing a female role, but when two men are together, one of them must be wronged. Unfortunately, I became such a wronged person."

Du Heng said: "My wife is really wronged, so I have always spoiled him."

The audience asked: "What kind of favor?"

Du Heng said: "Rub his head, cook for him, cut his nails, take a bath, wash his clothes, I did all of these. At that time, the child was still young, and I changed the diaper for him every day, and he didn't hold the child. .”

The audience sighed: "Do you have children?"

Du Heng said: "Yes, this is normal in foreign countries. I want to immigrate after a while. It is better to be abroad than in China. It is also fairer for same-sex families, and it is also for children."

Tang Tang asked: "Do you think there is any difference between same-sex marriage and ordinary marriage?"

Du Heng shook his head and said: "Actually, there is no essential difference, because we are all men, and the love between men can actually be unforgettable. If we want this love to last forever, then we must use ten times the heart Business. In fact, life is nothing more than chai, rice, soy sauce, vinegar, oil, salt and tea, but we have made life a little more interesting.”

Unknowingly, the recorded program has come to an end, and the audience at the scene also began to understand a little about homosexuality. In fact, they are not as scary, perverted, and promiscuous as they are in the legend. It turns out that they can also be so loving.

Du Heng said: "May I have a request? And when the program is broadcast, this segment will not be deleted."

Tang Tang nodded: "I can guarantee this."

Du Heng said: "I want to kiss my wife in front of the audience."

Tang Tang was taken aback, and joked: "Come out with a high profile?"

Du Heng smiled and said, "Well, came out in a high-profile way."

As he spoke, he gently held Su Meng's face in his hands. At this moment, the music sounded, and Du Heng's kiss fell on Su Meng's lips lightly like a feather.

That issue of "Behind" was the one with the highest ratings. After a few years, it has never broken the record. This video has been requested countless times on the Internet. interview".

Du Heng kissed Su Meng's lips, it was just the simplest kiss, the corners of their mouths were curled up, and their faces were filled with happy smiles...

The author has something to say: Thank you all for being with me all the time and giving me the courage to write this article to the end. This can be regarded as the article with the longest eyes. Some gave up halfway, and some stayed with me to the end. Anyway, I Thank you very much, without your company, I can’t write at all. Sometimes I will deny what I write, and feel that what I write is ugly and not interesting at all, but then I think about it, if it is not interesting, why still write Are there girls who follow me without giving up?Hey, can I be narcissistic and think that the girls love me too much?

This article has basically been updated every day since the opening of the pit, only the latest episode is updated every other day, girls, are you happy to read the article?

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