just to eat the grass

The school will start soon, and the business in the bar is not very good, making Su Meng anxious to death, but Du Heng is quite calm about it, let him study hard, he has his own way.

Du Heng studied law in his previous life, and Du Jiarong chose this boring major for him in this life. Du Heng didn't like it, so he changed his major. In the life of Bai Daozi, the focus of his life in this life is Du Heng. He doesn't even know what he likes. Su Hui asked him to choose a financial major, and he chose it. Anyway, his wish in this life is to make a lot of money. Then stay with Du Heng and get married if possible.

Tang Tang was admitted to the Media Department of T University, and Zhang Junhao also went to S City. Not to mention, after Zhang Junhao left, Su Meng still missed him, and suddenly remembered the day before Zhang Junhao left. He practiced, and the guy was crying again.

He will be a policeman in the future, why is he crying so much? He has been crying since he was a child. Thinking of Zhang Junhao hugging a floral pillow at the gate of the special forces and crying to death, his nose dripping out, Su Meng felt very angry and angry. Funny, how could he Jang Junho be so cute?

University T is a bit far away from home. Su Meng originally wanted to rent a house to live in, but was stopped by Du Heng. He felt that renting a house is not worth it now, because they will be preparing to buy a house soon, and they can also apply for an examination in two days. With the driver's license, the parents of both parties have bought the car a long time ago, just waiting for them to get the driver's license.

Living in a dormitory is inconvenient. Besides, Du Heng doesn't want other boys to see that Su Meng is naked. It is common for big men to walk around shirtless in the dormitory.

So they went to college, lived at home temporarily, and were sent to them by the driver of Du Heng's family every morning.

"Hey..." Su Meng lay on the bar counter, humming.

Ryan was annoyed by him, covered his ears and scolded: "I really don't know how Du Heng fell in love with you, you are so unlovable."

Su Meng blinked and said, "You're so cute, but you're still unloved? Let me tell you, our Du Heng just likes my uncutness. Hehe, be jealous."

Ryan gave him a blank look: "I'm number one, number one, you little zeros go away."

Su Meng looked at Ryan with contempt. He was a greasy-haired, pink-faced butcher. No matter how he looked, he looked like the one who was crushed. He really couldn't imagine that Ryan was stronger and darker than him. Er, think I couldn't stand it even thinking about it, so I asked, "How long has it been since you had sex?"

At this time, a guest ordered wine, and Ryan was busy mixing the wine, and said casually: "It's been almost half a year. Fortunately, I have a massage stick. To be honest, there are very few Chinese men who suit my taste. Well, I miss it a little." I've got a boyfriend in France and he's got a great size and great technique."

what?

What did he hear?

Massager? ? ?French boyfriend?size?technology?Come on, Ryan, you are also a number zero, Su Meng thought of teasing him, and said, "Number one still needs a massage stick?"

Ryan was taken aback, blinked, and blinked again: "Honey, you just heard wrong."

Su Meng raised his middle finger: "fake"

Ryan ignored him, twisted his waist, and sent the wine.

Su Meng looked at Ryan's back. He was really tall, at least 1.8 meters, but he was very thin, so he looked a little fragile. He was wearing a white shirt with a vest, and a very cute bow. Waist jeans with a looming hip seam...

"What are you looking at?" At this time, Du Heng came out of the bathroom, and seeing Su Meng staring at Ryan's ass, he frowned suddenly, feeling a little unhappy.

Su Meng pointed to Ryan, and said gossipingly, "Do you think he is number zero or number one? No matter how you look at it, he looks like a number zero. He just told me that he has a massage stick..."

Du Heng rubbed his head: "Why do you care about so many people? What about number one and number zero?"

Su Meng said: "I see Ryan is so lonely, I want to find him a boyfriend."

Du Heng frowned: "Do you have any in your class?"

Su Meng knew what he was referring to and shook his head: "I don't know, but I think there is one person who is more suspicious."

Du Heng hugged his waist, domineering yet gentle: "Stay away from him."

Su Meng's eyebrows twitched: "Du Xiaoheng, don't tell me you're jealous?"

Du Heng raised his chin: "Why am I just jealous?"

Su Meng picked up Du Heng's chin, and joked with a smile: "Okay, my uncle allows you to be jealous, come, I will give you a kiss." Then he pouted, and Du Heng approached childishly, ruthlessly He kissed him hard and made a 'chirp' sound.

Ryan came over with a plate expressionlessly, and said angrily: "Su Meng, Du Heng, you just wait to be struck by lightning. I haven't had sex for half a year. You guys should be considerate of my feelings, okay?"

"That's right, my wife is gone. Seeing you two kissing each other like this, I can't help but want to destroy you!" Du Yu's voice came from the door, and the three turned their heads in unison, only to see Du Yu Yu and a boy about his age walked in. The boy's face was a little red, and he looked away awkwardly.

"Du Yu, if you dare to sabotage us, huh, I'll report to Zhang Junhao. You know, our little Haohao is very simple, and he will believe anything he says." Su Meng smiled arrogantly, looking very unworthy of beating .

Both Du Yu and the boy were wearing camouflage uniforms. Because of the summer, they only wore camouflage vests. Their bronzed skin was exposed, which was very sexy.

Ryan looked at the boy brought by Du Yu, narrowed his eyes, bent the corners of his mouth, showed a fox-like smile, and said, "This is..."

Du Yu said: "His name is Liu Yuanyang, a very good student of mine."

Su Meng blinked ambiguously: "Are you a friend?"

Du Yu was furious instantly: "Su Meng, I will remain loyal to my family Haohao."

Liu Yuanyang said: "That's right, senior brother is loyal to his sister-in-law, I don't like men."

Ryan blinked, poured a glass of whiskey and handed it to Liu Yuanyang, and took his arm: "Come here, come here, we good boys are going elsewhere, what they are going to do is 24 hours a day, walk around, brother please Go drink."

Su Meng: "..."

Du Heng: "..."

Du Yu jumped violently: "Ryan, don't let him drink, we have to go back to school."

Su Meng whispered in Du Heng's ear: "Look, you even said that you are not a good gay friend, and you actually hinder him from stepping out of the rough road of being gay."

Du Yu roared instantly: "Su Meng, if you slander me again, I will tell Haohao about your disguise as a woman."

Su Meng: "..."

Du Yu smiled ferociously: "Don't think that I don't know if you are dressed as a girl, I will recognize you even if you turn into ashes."

Su Meng looked at Du Heng complainingly, and said to himself: Look, didn't you say that no one would recognize me?Why did Du Yu recognize it?

Du Heng stood in the middle, very embarrassed, and said: "Honey, I really didn't tell him, really, I swear."

Du Yu said, "Du Heng told me."

Du Heng: "..."

Su Meng took a sip: "Du Yu, you're here to sow discord, I tell you, I won't take the bait."

Du Yu said, "I'm here to sow discord, what can you do with me?"

Watching the two quarreling, Du Heng felt a little headache, Xiaomeng, you old man, don't care about children, don't be ashamed.

At this time, Tang Tang came in, wearing a floral skirt, long hair and shawl, very ladylike, seeing Du Yu and Su Meng quarreling with red face and thick neck, she couldn't help feeling a little worried, "Du Heng, aren't you afraid that they will fight?"

Du Heng shook his head: "They can't fight, Du Yu has a measure."

Tang Tang still looked at it worriedly, and said, "Du Heng, didn't you ask me to find a boy who can dance pole dance some time ago? There is a senior in our school who dances very well." After finishing speaking, he was still mysterious Said: "I suspect he is gay."

Du Heng looked at her and motioned her to continue, "I inquired about his situation a little bit. His family is not very good. It seems that he has been working while studying in high school. It is the same now. I found that he has sex with several men. The behavior is relatively intimate, I secretly followed him two days ago and found that he entered the hotel with a man."

Du Heng nodded and said, "Actually, it's good to know how to dance. It doesn't matter if he's gay or not, but he has to accept the environment here. Have you ever revealed to him that there is a lack of a dancer here?"

Tang Tang said dejectedly: "At present, all my actions are carried out in the dark, and he doesn't know."

Du Heng smiled and said, "Well, what do you look like? I think at least one should be worthy of the audience."

Tang Tang blinked mysteriously, and said: "I have secretly taken photos, he is a monster, very beautiful, the first time I saw him, I thought he was a girl, more feminine than Su Meng."

Su Meng immediately finished his life attack with Du Yu, turned his head and roared: "Tang Tang, I'm a pure man, how can I be feminine?"

Tang Tang said: "Zhang Junhao, Du Yu, and Du Heng are pure men. People have muscles, do you have them? People fight very hard? I heard that you were once blown into the river by the wind. Look at you, how do you They all look like weak women...weak men..."

"Fuck, who told him about this? I'm going to cut his dick." Su Meng growled.

Tang Tang blinked and said, "It was Chen Yunuo who told me that Chen Yunuo and I are best friends."

Su Meng's egg hurts for a moment.

Tang Tang asked curiously: "Why don't you ask, how did Yunuo know?"

The corners of Su Meng's mouth twitched, and he said expressionlessly: "Chen Yunuo's best sister is Zhang Junhao. Besides Zhang Junhao, who else would tell her?"

Du Heng rubbed Su Meng's head helplessly, hugged him in his arms and kissed him twice: "My wife, I don't want to be as knowledgeable as them."

Su Meng moaned and slumped in Du Heng's arms.

At home at night, Su Meng is holding his laptop, and Du Heng is holding Su Meng, looking at the photos sent by Tang Tang. Su Meng was a straight man in his previous life, and he has never been to a gay bar, so he doesn’t know what’s in the gay bar, so in When Du Heng proposed to find a gigolo, he was still surprised for a moment.

But after thinking about it, Du Heng has been there in his previous life, so it's up to him, anyway, as long as he makes money.

Tang Tang sent five photos, which were the boy's back, front, side, the photo on the student ID card, and a photo of him dancing.

The boy is very young, his skin is also very fair, but it is an unhealthy white, his eyes are big, but they are Danfeng eyes, his hair is a bit long, his bangs cover his smooth forehead, his nose bridge is tall, and he is thin His lips are a little pale and bloodless, but this boy is indeed very charming.

Su Meng and Du Heng looked at each other, and they both felt that if the boy in the photo came to dance, he would definitely be a sensation in the audience. He looks so beautiful.

Tang sugar: how?Are you stunned?

Su Meng: It's really pretty, but why doesn't he smile?

Tang Tang: Do you think that everyone is like you, who is so happy to be inserted into a chrysanthemum.

Su Meng: --?Me and Du Heng because of love?Do you understand?little sister.Also, where did you know the word chrysanthemum?

Tang Tang: I learned from Chen Yunuo.

Tang Tang: By the way, if you want his detailed information, I will send you a copy.

Su Meng: It's not important. What's important is that you and Chen Yunuo are messing around?Little chrysanthemum?Chrysanthemum, your sister.

Tang Tang: No one can stop the rotten girl.

Su Meng: Rotten girl is a magic horse?

Tang Tang: I won't tell you.

After finishing speaking, Tang Tang's avatar on Du Heng's QQ lighted up.

Tang Tang: Do you want information?Your wife is annoying.

Du Heng grabbed the computer and replied: What happened to him?

Tang Tang: He told me about the secrets in your room. By the way, Du Heng, does Su Meng prefer to be in the upper class?

Du Heng glanced at Su Meng and replied: How do you know?

Tang Tang: Su Meng told me.

Su Meng: Du Heng and I use the same computer.

Ten seconds later, the boy's basic information was sent, and Tang Tang went offline silently.

"After all, you like the upper class?" Du Heng closed the notebook with a smile and threw it on the bed, his hands were a little restless.

Su Meng shook his head and said, "No, although I like to look down on you from above, I really don't like that posture and I'm not used to it."

Du Heng raised his eyebrows: "Not used to it? Well, let's get used to it slowly." Then, he began to help Su Meng undress.

Su Meng: "..."

A few students in Su Meng's class made an appointment to eat hot pot. Su Meng was very popular in the class. Su Meng thought that Du Heng had something to do in the evening and didn't have time to eat with him, so he went with him. On the way, he sent a message to Du Heng. Short message.

There are several food stalls around the university. They are not expensive, but the taste is very authentic, and they are deeply loved by the students. Throw in fresh beef and mutton, and it will be cooked in a while, very tender.

They have a total of four boys and two girls. The boys are more able to eat, while the girls are a bit reserved. Su Meng, a big eater who can't eat fat, eats large pieces of meat. The boys ordered beer, and he drank it too. After a few sips, my face turned red within two cups.

The classmates were talking about those interesting things in high school, and Su Meng listened quietly. It turns out that college life is so colorful. I didn't go to college in my previous life, but I made up for it in this life.

One of the curly-haired girls, named Chen Yu, was said to be the class flower. She looked at Su Meng shyly and said, "Su Meng, I organized a cosplay club at school two days ago. Are you interested in coming?" ? You have a very good foundation."

Cos?

Su Meng looked at Chen Yu, a little puzzled.

Chen Yu widened his eyes and said, "My God, haven't you watched Japanese anime?"

The corner of Su Meng's mouth twitched, and he said, "I boycott Japanese products."

The boys laughed loudly: "Su Meng, I didn't expect you to be so patriotic."

Chen Yu said: "Cosplay is role-playing. I see that you have been in school for so long and haven't joined any clubs. Do you plan to never participate?"

Su Meng asked with some doubts: "Is it necessary to join a club when studying in university?"

Chen Yu nodded and said, "If you don't participate, you will regret it."

Su Meng looked at the other students, and they all nodded. Mu Hui said, "Actually, we are here to be lobbyists today. We are all members of the cos club. Since it is newly established, we are recruiting many newcomers. .”

Su Meng nodded and agreed without thinking: "Okay, I'll join the group too, it must be fun."

Chen Yu said: "Then I will accompany you to sign up for the club after school tomorrow, so that's the deal." After thinking about it, he asked again: "By the way, where is your handsome friend? Why don't you ask him if he would like to join?"

Su Meng nodded: "Okay, I will convey it to you."

Su Meng drank a little too much, so he went to the bathroom and called Du Heng, but Du Heng didn't answer. Su Meng felt bored and dizzy, but he was not too drunk, so he sat on the toilet and closed his eyes to rest.

Su Meng felt that he was about to fall asleep. Suddenly, there was a 'bang', which scared Su Meng so much that he almost fell into the toilet. Then, there was the sound of clothes rubbing next to him, and...

Su Meng rubbed his eyes, damn it, it sounds like someone did that in the toilet.

"Damn it, who wants to make a coffin face like you?" The man cursed, followed by the sound of flesh slapping.

Su Meng: "..."

"Bring your mouth closer, I want to kiss you." Then there was another 'snap', and Su Meng felt that the other party must have spanked his ass.

"I don't want to." The other party seemed to be very ungrateful, with a cold and elegant voice, as if it was not him at all to do such a contemptuous thing.

"Damn it, you stinky bitch, you're just a stinking butt seller, I don't care, I'll fuck you to death." The man cursed, tossing the other party to death.

"Huh? You're only willing to spend this little money." The cold voice sneered.

Then, with the sound of the man swearing and slapping the flesh echoing in the two empty bathrooms, the man fucked each other while swearing some indecent swear words, while the other kept gritting his teeth and making no sound.

Su Meng blinked. If he heard correctly, there were people doing bad things next to them, and they were two men. The most important thing was that one was here to sell and the other was here to buy.

The man next to him was having a good time. Suddenly, Su Meng's cell phone rang...

The ringtone specially set by Du Heng, a naive little doll said: "Baby, answer the phone, baby, answer the phone..."

"Quickly answer the phone, I'm so annoying." The cold voice sounded again.

"Fuck, my phone is Nokia's special ringtone."

Su Meng: "..."

The two next to him: "..."

Du Heng didn't hang up the phone all the time, Su Meng took a deep breath and whispered, "Sorry, it's my phone that rang."

He thought the expressions of the two next to him must be wonderful...

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Du Xiaoheng: "Xiaomeng, you ran a red light."

Su Xiaomeng: "Hey, hey, I feel like I'm a perverted eavesdropper."

Du Xiaoheng: "Hey, let's come one day and let others eavesdrop."

Su Xiaomeng: "Get lost..."