Interpol stop, I'm a traffic policeman!

I put my hand into Zuo Yi's pants pocket, took out the phone and turned it off, "Don't turn off the phone, wait for them to call you back to cook, fool, it's time for dinner, why don't you turn off the phone .”

Zuo Yi's pants were a bit tight, just now when Zhang Ran's hand went in, he naturally rubbed Zuo Yi's thigh, Zuo Yi felt a burst of electricity sweeping across his whole body, he was stunned, he couldn't care less about his mobile phone If Zhang Ran didn't return the mobile phone, Zuo Yi probably wouldn't have remembered it, and would have simply forgotten about it.

After finally surviving, the two rushed to the movie theater, and they came a little early, but as the number of people increased, Zhang Ran and Zuo Yi soon felt that something was wrong, because the people queuing up to enter the theater were all in pairs. If it's just a couple of girls, there's no such thing as two guys like them watching movies together, Zhang Ran is depressed, why can't guys go to the movies with guys these days?

Zuo Yi also felt a little strange looking at this scene. He picked up the movie ticket in his hand and looked at it carefully. Finally, when he was about to enter the venue, he saw a large poster of the movie, with a big salute to Valentine's Day slogans and slogans on it. Knocked down Zuo Yi all at once, whether Zhang Ran did it on purpose or not, if not, how could it be such a coincidence, with so many movies on the same day, he chose this one, and it was only for couples.

At this moment, Zhang Ran whispered in Zuo Yi's ear: "Today is too strange, why so many couples watch an electronic sci-fi movie, it's so strange, I seem to see a few girls who always look at us." As Zhang Ran whispered into Zuo Yi's ear, Zhang Ran seemed to see a few people secretly taking out their mobile phones and taking pictures from the corner of their eyes.

Zuo Yi didn't answer, but stretched out his hand and turned Zhang Ran's head to the left to look at the poster, then held up the movie ticket for Zhang Ran to see, and saw Zhang Ran's mouth widened at a visible speed, and finally he could even stuff a duck egg into it .

The first thing Zhang Ran did when he came back to his senses was to snatch the movie ticket, rubbed his eyes, and looked at the ticket in his hand, "Fuck, no, I obviously bought "Electronic Future", how can it change?" As for "From Friends to Lovers", uh, I said why the most expensive one was reserved for lovers, I'll ask."

As Zhang Ran ran away, Zuo Yi stood alone in the line, wondering whether he should line up or not. At this moment, a girl behind him patted Zuo Yi's shoulder lightly, "What a coincidence!" ah."

Zuo Yi looked familiar, and he had seen it before. He seemed to be a nurse wearing glasses in a community hospital near Nanguang. Zuo Yi was always cold towards strangers, and he just nodded.

The little nurse didn't feel embarrassed either, she smiled obscenely, "You went to watch a movie with your boyfriend, I just saw that you took the couple seat, your boyfriend is pretty good."

Zuo Yi felt something was wrong at this time, his cousin was a rotten girl, so he understood the eyes of rotten girls, and the nurse in front of him was obviously from the camp of rotten girls, and now she looked obviously full of interest in adultery. Time was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Ran leaving and only being left alone to face this senior rotten girl, thinking to himself: Why don't you pull me.

The rotten female nurse blatantly teased Zuo Yi, and was not worried that Zuo Yi would become angry. Zuo Yi has always been helpless towards women. Women are creatures that are sometimes shrewd, sometimes confused, sometimes sharp-toothed, and sometimes extremely soft-hearted, which is beyond the reach of men. untie.The same is true for Zuo Yi, who is more delicate and worried. Zhang Ran ran back a few steps, took a breath and handed the ticket to Zuo Yi, saying: "Take it, you can't change it, and there is no movie at this time. Let's make do with it."

"Yo, I'm back," the wretched female nurse saw that Zhang Ran was back, and patted Zhang Ran.

Zhang Ran turned around, "You are, you are, ah, I have a bad memory, you are that nurse, you are talking about me, you are lazy, right?"

Afterwards, Zhang Ran forgot to ask carefully what it meant, but now the nurse remembered this when she saw this eye, and shouted it all at once, and at least one-third of the whole team The children all turned their gazes to this side.

The anxious Zuo Yi pulled Zhang Ran's sleeve, Zhang Ran was puzzled, "Why are you pulling my sleeve? What's wrong?"

The little nurse chuckled, took a playful look at Zuo Yi, and said to Zhang Ran: "Thank you for remembering, but I'm not working in Nanguang now, and if you need to come to our hospital in the future."

Zhang Ran took the small card handed over by the little nurse, and thought: What kind of hospital is printing a business card for the nurse?Take a good look.Pick it up and have a look, Xiongfeng Andrology Hospital, give you a chance to be a real man!Uh, this is not a business card, it is obviously a small advertisement, and there are two mushrooms that look like JJ printed on it, as obscene as it can be.Zhang Ran was also embarrassed all of a sudden.

The little nurse seemed to have seen it a lot, and waved her hand indifferently, "Ah, what are you sorry for, our dean said that what men value most is glory, so the purpose of our hospital is to revive you Xiongfeng, solve your hidden dangers, if you need it, you must come to our hospital, comrade traffic police, if your boyfriend causes any personal injury to you, don't bear it, our hospital will treat you."

Zuo Yi, who was silent on the side, really lay down and was shot, his face turned red.

The author has something to say: Everyone will be familiar with this Xiongfeng Andrology Hospital in the future, because Li Tanhua's next book will be about this hospital, hehe, I'm obscene, ORZ.

I just learned to review and comment, alas, it is a pity that it was deleted before it was too late, why did JJ make such trouble.And Wei Mao gave me a warning, my chapter needs to be repaired, you can make it clear, I don’t know, how to fix it

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33. Is there any traffic police brigade please? ...

Zhang Ran saw that the little nurse was really talking nonstop, what are you, yours, we don’t have the problems you mentioned, so he quickly turned his head and said to Zuo Yi: "Be hungry, let's go buy some popcorn and coke, nurse Miss, please wait in line first, we will come in later."

The little nurse saw that the two were about to leave, "Don't pay, I'll reserve a seat for you, come back quickly, or you will be the last to enter."

"It's okay. If we come back late, we'll be the last ones. If we come back first, we'll go find you." After finishing speaking, the two of them ran away without looking back.

Zhang Ran pulled Zuo Yi to the side, wiped off his sweat, "I'm most afraid of women in my life, from my aunt to all the sisters-in-law in our police force, but this nurse is obviously the best."

Zuo Yi looked left and right for a few moments before replying, "If I stay there any longer, I'm going to be shot through by sight."

Zhang Ran was overjoyed when he heard that, and hooked Zuo Yi's neck with his hand and said, "Wait, they're gone, let's go in."

The two of them really waited for everyone to go in, the inside was blocked before entering.Leaving aside whether the movie is good or not, Zhang Ran never picks his head, because he fell asleep right after he went in, so there's nothing else to pick, but before the movie is halfway through, clicks from the next door and some slight groans came over. , Zuo Yi's ears became more sensitive, and his face flushed, but at least the movie theater was so black that he didn't have to worry about others seeing it.When Zhang Ran fell asleep halfway, he was confused and staring at something, and when he wanted to change his position, he heard something. He listened carefully, and cursed secretly: Fuck, no, the movie theater is in heat, isn’t it called touching, literary, and love? , How can I watch this movie, er, make such a sound, which makes me suspect that I bought an AV ticket.

Zuo Yi found that Zhang Ran had woken up, and Zuo Yi's eyes seemed particularly bright in the dark movie theater. Zhang Ran turned his head and saw two bright black eyes looking at him. Zhang Ran asked Out of the heart: "Can't you see it?"

Zuo Yi felt that the movie was alright, but in the couple seat, the two men were too uncomfortable, so they might as well go home, nodded, Zhang Ran stood up and said, "Let's go, let's go back to sleep, I think so too. The chairs in this movie theater are more annoying to sleep on than the chairs in our office."

The two walked out of the movie theater in such a swaggering way, which made the staff watching the show at the entrance very nervous. They came over and asked, "Hello, sir, is it because the movie is not good, or is our service not good?"

Zuo Yi didn't say anything, Zhang Ran glanced at Zuo Yi and then answered the man's words, "It's nothing, it's just that you can't sleep in this chair." Because Zhang Ran slept from entering the theater to halftime, who knows if the movie is good or not, I can only pick some other questions and leave quickly.

The movie theater staff who were left in the same place recalled it, nn, these two people didn't come to watch the movie, did they, Lord Rabbit, we are not a hotel, so we can't sleep well, really.The little employee left with a straight face.

The two picked up the car and went home directly this time. Zhang Ran parked the car downstairs, took a deep breath and made some mental preparations before turning on the phone. As soon as he turned it on, there were several text messages. The phone rang for a while, and Zhang Ran quickly picked it up, and his aunt's loud voice came out directly through the phone, "Zhang Ran, when are you coming back? Don't want to worry about your uncle and your aunt?"

Zhang Ran looked at Kong Kong and interjected, "I'm back now."

The two went upstairs, and as soon as they entered, Zhang Ran's aunt's family was sitting on the sofa. When his aunt saw Zhang Ran enter, she rushed up, "Good Zhang Ran, I worked so hard to raise you." Big, and learned to lie."

Zhang Ran didn't say anything, thinking: I don't want to come back because of you. The good mood I had cultivated outside all afternoon suddenly disappeared.Sighing, he touched his pocket and handed the money and passbook to his aunt, "35000, there is no more, just read the passbook if you don't believe me, you are now