[Comprehensive] plagiarism

On the fifth day after Bai Zai Zhengtai was captured by Lan Ran, he once again lived up to everyone's expectations and ran away from home.

Teacher Dasheng is not surprised by this at all. After all, he has already had relevant speculations. Do you still remember that he once experienced that running away from home is really addictive.

What was strange to him was—"You were arrested at my house last time, how dare you come this time?"

Younger Bai Zai, who was sitting opposite Teacher Dasheng, cast a disdainful look at Teacher Dasheng: "Stupid! There is a saying in the military, the most dangerous place is the safest place, understand? Aizen and the others will definitely be like you Thinking like this, I thought I would never come to your place again, but I don’t know that this young master already knew that you would think so, so I’m here, so I’m safe. By the way, the mapo tofu and curry chicken made by your assistant Momo The taste of the pieces is still in line with my taste, young master."

"..." If I said this myself, I can be sure that the key point is the last sentence, which Mr. Dasheng and Mr. Garfield thought of together.

However, as Teacher Dasheng's experience tells us, the ideal is always beautiful, but the reality is often cruel.Not long after Bai Zai's younger brother expressed his famous reasoning with bold words, to be precise, on the second day after he settled down, the deputy team of Aizen once again wore a good-natured smile, with a dirty look. The black-rimmed glasses came to disturb me again.

So, little brother Bai Zai was arrested again. (...) Undoubtedly, no?

"How could you possibly know that I'm here!" Younger Bai Zai roared, waving his hands and feet like a Tyrannosaurus Rex. The fire-breathing dragon used the flames in its mouth to burn the Aizen who had seriously dishonored him to death.

"Because I know you will definitely think that I guess you won't come here, so I pushed it backwards, so I came here, and it turns out that my reasoning is not bad." Aizan deputy team responded with a smile I flicked my glasses.

Teacher Dasheng felt that Lan Ran's words were quite similar to the famous saying "I know you know I don't know".Then, Mr. Dasheng successfully got into this bunch of tongue twisters that I know you know and couldn't extricate himself.Chinese is such a broad and profound knowledge~ love life, love Chinese, oh, yeah~

In the end, it was Boss Tom who came forward to negotiate with Lord Aizen. As a result of the negotiation, Teacher Dasheng once again demonstrated to the deputy team of Aizen that Lu Luxiu was stabbed to death five times.

Aizen's deputy team unexpectedly calmly said that he already knew about the setting of the manga from Bai Zai.

Teacher Dasheng looked at little brother Bai Zai in surprise.

Once again, Bai Zai was tied up by the rope like a rice dumpling and sat on the side, angrily chiming in: "Who told you to suspend the publication of Reaper, heh heh heh! Stopped the publication, I'll fuck it, it's too bad! The ending! What? What about the back? Who stabbed Aizen to death?!"

"Could it be that you like this?" Mr. Dasheng said, doesn't that mean that there are more characters like Kuchiki Byakuya in his fan base?Even in the childhood version, he felt that his life was really worth it.Using my own comics to successfully cheat the Niu X character or something, this can be regarded as a proof of the life value of the Sa family in this life~=V=

"Who likes it, stop being sentimental, young master, I just want to know who is the murderer who stabbed Lan Ran to death, and then go thank him properly!" Boy Bai Zai turned his head and answered awkwardly.

>/////<Teacher Dasheng is shamelessly cute, arrogant or something.

"...Master Sun." Lan Ran's deputy team felt that he really couldn't find any other words other than calling Bai Zai.

"Want to know?" Teacher Dasheng approached and asked.Children of this age probably like to watch this kind of hot-blooded comics the most. Teacher Dasheng has an expert smile on his face.

Bai Zai, Young Master Sun nodded reluctantly.

Lan Ran's deputy team also listened attentively. After all, it was about his own future. Although he hadn't read the manga called Shinigami carefully, he didn't want to die inexplicably.

"I won't tell you~" Teacher Dasheng raised the corners of his lips.

"Damn commoner!" Bai Zai, Young Master Sun ran away.

Lan Ran's deputy team looked at Teacher Dasheng with deeper eyes. It seems that this teacher Dasheng is not so similar to him on the outside, at least he is not as idiot on the inside as he looks on the outside.Well, the later facts told Aizen how stupid and naive he was at that time.

"Okay, okay, if I tell you, will you follow Lanran honestly?" Teacher Dasheng asked.

"En!" Bai Zai nodded sincerely.

"It's actually a suspended animation." Teacher Dasheng said without any pressure.

"What, shit, it's so boring, it turned out to be a suspended animation." Younger Bai Zai looked... as if he was really disappointed.

Aizen deputy team expressed a lot of pressure.

"So, after answering, go, go, go, let's leave my house~" Mr. Dasheng acted as if he was in a hurry to drive them away.

So, the troublesome master and servant left again.

Old times, old places, old people.Aizen eavesdropped, Dasheng acted.

"I thought you would fool me." Teacher Dasheng was indignant at Boy Tom.

Tom shrugged: "Baizai already knew about it, and it was only a matter of time before Aizen knew about it. Facts have proved that Aizen did know about it, so I think it's better for you to take the initiative to tell him."

"What use are you for?!" Teacher Dasheng replied angrily, "I have already told you about the danger of Aizan just in case, haven't I? The one after Bai Zai came here for the first time Evening. The result? You bought me without hesitation, you are sure that you know that Aizen is the traditional lunatic who tried to use the life of a city population to fulfill his dream of killing gods? You are sure that you know that Aizen is the one who Get Kuchiki Byakuya's unscrupulous love tragedy?"

After hearing the last sentence, Aizen, who was hiding outside the window, dried up on the spot... The wind blew, and there was such a pure BOSS heart, it was broken.

"That's why I said it would be good to destroy those manuscripts?!" Tom's tone was also very aggressive.

"I've said it too, how could I be willing to give it up! That's my painstaking effort for so many days, if I let you throw away your magic research, would you be willing? And... as long as I hide it carefully, there is no reason for Aizen You will know this. It’s like the ending of Harry Potter, I drew it long ago, but no one knows, they all thought I didn’t draw it.” Teacher Dasheng replied.

"It's up to you. Anyway, Aizen discovered the existence of the ending just like Dumbledore's old bee. Don't blame me for not reminding you." Young Tom said sharply.

"It's useless for you to scare me!" Teacher Dasheng was very firm. At that moment, he thought of Sister Jiang, he thought of Liu Hulan...

So, when Byakuya Kuchiki ran away from home for the third time, no matter where Byakuya's younger brother went, Aizen's deputy team immediately went to Teacher Dasheng's study.

Teacher Dasheng opened the door and entered his study room in time, and caught Aizen.

"What are you doing?!" Teacher Dasheng was shocked.He felt that his expression must be very similar, after all, he had practiced this expression in front of the mirror for several hours, if it didn't look like... there was nothing to do but admit it.

"Master Bai Zai ran away from home again, I'm here to look for it." Lan Ran's deputy replied very righteously.But if you look closely at his hands, you will find that he is carefully stuffing those things that "almost destroyed his heart after he just saw it" back to their original places bit by bit.

Teacher Dasheng pretended not to notice it: "Oh, he ran away again, but he didn't come to my house this time."

"Maybe he didn't tell you?" Aizen changed the topic left and right, "I mean, I guess the young master might come this time, even you didn't tell, just hid here."

Teacher Dasheng nodded: "Maybe, do you want to come and have a look?"

Aizen nodded in a businesslike manner: "Excuse me."

Then...they found Bai Zai's body in Tom's bedroom.

Teacher Dasheng thought to himself, shit, it's really here.

Aizan's deputy team thought, Shit, I really got it right. ←This time I came in a hurry, someone hadn't had time to look at the machine for finding the remains.

However, Kuchiki Byakuya's soul is no longer inside the Yoshikaku.

Everyone speculated that little brother Bai Zai probably heard Aizen's voice, and then disappeared directly in the form of a spirit body.It's actually a good idea, isn't it?

Teacher Dasheng looked at Lan Ran's deputy team: "So, is there still a way to find your Young Master Sun?"

"Please don't casually add possessive pronouns in front of personal names, is that okay?" Ai Ran's deputy team said, those who just peeked at the spoiler comics really can't afford to be hurt, especially when they find out that they still have a very tragic future and After love, he is not sensitive to this topic now.

"Then do you have a way to find it?" Teacher Dasheng really felt that there was something wrong with Aizen's focus. (== You are absolutely not qualified to say anything about others in this regard!)

Lan Ran's deputy team sighed, forget it, this matter will be discussed later, and it is more important to find the child now, so he said: "The instrument I got can only locate the skeleton. If it is a spirit body, I will contact you. See if you can lock the spiritual pressure. But it's best not to put too much hope, after all, the spiritual pressure is only for people whose spiritual power is wrong."

"Then... Let's go out and look for Tommy too." Teacher Dasheng said.

"Me?" Young Tom was a little surprised.

"Who told Young Master Sun to throw it from your room?" Teacher Dasheng shrugged.

"I've said it before, please don't arbitrarily decide on possessive pronouns!" Aizan's deputy ran away.He had to admit that after pretending to be a good old man for so many years, this human being was still the first person who successfully mobilized his emotions.

"HAI~HAI~" Teacher Dasheng said irresponsibly.

"???" Aizen's deputy team said that he is now the god of death of the Chinese natives, and he doesn't know much Japanese.

Teacher Dasheng stood on tiptoe and patted Lan Ran's deputy on the shoulder, without saying a word, he thought in his heart, I'm sorry, I changed your nationality. (Actually, what you should apologize for is that you changed someone's sexual orientation...)

"..." Lan Ran's deputy said that he didn't want to know what teacher Dasheng was thinking.

In the end, Aizen's deputy team wisely chose to go out to contact the world of corpses and souls, and Tom Boy also went out to find the real souls that had little chance of being found.After confirming that everyone in the family was supposed to leave, Mr. Dasheng knocked on the closet in Boy Tom's room, and said in a firm tone, "Come out."

The closet didn't respond at all.

"Hey, hey, when I entered the door just now, I saw the closet door move. Tommy didn't notice it when his back was turned, but I happened to see it. Don't pretend, I won't report you." Teacher Sheng felt that at this time, he was really suitable to play the role of the bosom brother. After all, the blue and white CP could not be brought about by one party's efforts. brain or something.

Pierce, God again, I can't be regarded as maliciously breaking up a man, can I?Really can't count?I am also for the love and peace of the world.Well, I really still want to see the willpower of the blue and white CP overcome all moral values.

The door of the closet was opened from the inside, "chi~" Cheese walked out with an innocent face, wagging his tail.

"==Why are you here?" Teacher Dasheng suddenly felt lucky that Tom or someone else was not here at this time, otherwise he would be ashamed.Sure enough, not everyone can be Conan, Kindaichi, Holmes, etc. Most of the time, we just really think too much /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"chi~" Cheese tilted his head, opened those big eyes, just watched without speaking.

Chapter 53 I was going to comfort people, but I was educated in reverse... The saddest reminder!

False detective? Brain tonic emperor? Teacher Dasheng went downstairs holding Cheese Meng Chong with a sad face. How could he guess wrong?It's really embarrassing. Fortunately, one of the people who knew about it was him, and he would never take the initiative to tell such a low-level thing. The other person who knew about it was a cat that would never be able to tell, nice ~

In the end, Teacher Dasheng said to Cheese Meng Chong: "At this time, only milk can save my sorrow."

"chi~" Cheese nodded with great satisfaction, which meant that Ai Qing's move was very heartfelt.It can only be said that what he was taught by his family has increasingly deviated from the original intention of cute pet Xiaoqing.

open the fridge...

This time it was no longer Garfield who caught the eye, but Bai Zai. ==

Holy crap!Teacher Dasheng held the cheese in one hand, and grabbed the refrigerator door with the other. Looking at the little brother Bai Zai who was squatting inside and staring at him, he felt a sense of powerlessness. He said, "I want to take you to hide." Those who enter here must not be able to tell you that hiding in it will easily freeze to death."

After finishing speaking, Teacher Dasheng gave Cheese Mengchong a hard look, the meaning was clear, tell me honestly, is this the fault of your family? !

Cheese tilted his head, opened his cat's eyes wide, and continued his classic expression of asking three questions, as innocent as he could be.

Very good, the case is solved, Mr. Dasheng thought so, and it really was like this: "You two traitors, you will always turn your elbows outward, right?!" The biggest feature of cheese is that when it is more sinful, it The expression is more innocent.

Seeing that the matter was brought to light, the cheese ran away wisely, followed by a huge orange shadow, God knows where it came out of the kitchen, anyway, when he fled the scene, his vigorous figure was in Dasheng for a long time The memory of the teacher lingers.The two cats who always like to get into trouble together quietly, without saying a word, probably... this is enjoying life.Live your sister!Enjoy your sister!Cheese, Garfield, you two don't want to have dinner tonight!

So, only Mr. Dasheng and Byakuya Zhengta hiding in the refrigerator were left in the kitchen again.

"...Are you not ready to come out yet? They have already left." Teacher Dasheng said, and then he affirmed his ability as a detective in the bottom of his heart. Although he guessed the wrong process, he still guessed the ending correctly~ If If you dare to say that he is Kogoro Mori, Mr. Dasheng promises that he will be in a hurry with you!

Bai Zai Zhengtai walked out of the refrigerator very calmly, and calmly said to Teacher Dasheng: "The spirit body will not be damaged by freezing." By the way, he gave Teacher Dasheng a "no common sense, it's scary" expression .

Teacher Dasheng said that he doesn't care about children.

Then he took out the milk he wanted to take, and thought while drinking it, but he won't drink it for you, hum. (...) After he was satisfied, Teacher Dasheng asked again: "Do you want to drink anything?"

"Tea is fine." Byakuya Masata's hobbies are surprisingly similar to those of Aizen.

This point suddenly awakened Mr. Dasheng, yes, it seems that in the setting of the original book, Kuchiki Byakuya and Aizen Soyousuke have many common hobbies, such as tea, calligraphy and so on. Is it a common hobby of people pretending to be 13, or is there really something to tell here?

Even though he thought so, Teacher Dasheng still didn't forget to say to Bai Zai's younger brother: "If you want to drink, make it yourself."

"..." Little brother Bai Zai.

↑Are you sure you really don't care about children?

After Bai Zai's younger brother came down from the downstairs wearing his own vest again, he angrily made himself a big pot of tea and drank it with his arms in his arms. (==You two are really enough!)

The two chatted in the kitchen like this.

——Teacher Dasheng said, your family’s heart-to-heart talks are in the kitchen!

A sip of milk, a sip of tea.

Teacher Dasheng said, "Can you tell me why you ran away from home?"

Bai Zai looked at the teacup in a daze, then asked Teacher Dasheng: "Can you tell me why you want to know?"

Because of the uncle, I am addicted to being a bosom brother!Teacher Dasheng felt that he was probably one of the most unsuccessful time-traveling protagonists. He managed to rely on the accumulation of his previous life to cheat and become a well-known cartoonist, but in the end he didn’t finish a book, and he didn’t create an era. It's so exaggerated, now it's rare to be quite a bosom brother, but the other party who is a problem child is not willing to cooperate at all, hey, please read the lines and I will go! (...There are no lines at all, right?)

"Well, it's probably out of curiosity, you know, oh, you don't know, I'm an orphan, and even if I have parents, I feel like a child who only came out of a family of three generations of poor peasants. I don’t understand what you young nobles are thinking.” Teacher Dasheng felt that he was really sincere when he said this.

"You think I'm very happy?" Byakuya Zhengtai continued to stare at the teacup and said.

Teacher Dasheng nodded heavily: "You should remove the questioning tone. I am [-]% envious of you. The legendary noble son is rich, powerful and powerful. Even if you don't have parents, you still have a grandfather who loves you. Talented and intelligent..."

"Then what do you mean, I should think that your life is miserable?" Bai Zai raised his eyebrows and looked at Teacher Dasheng.

==This kid really deserves a beating, sincerely!Teacher Dasheng suddenly understands why Ye Yi likes to tease Bai Zai so much, because only in this way can he find the balance point that makes him depressed.So he roared: "Where does labor and capital make you feel miserable?!"

What Teacher Dasheng hates the most in his life is the sympathy of others.He has no pressure to cry and beg for money with the Mo brothers and sisters, but if someone dares to think that he is pitiful and miserable, he will definitely beat the other party so that even his parents can't recognize him!

This is what Teacher Dasheng has insisted on since he was a child, with extreme low self-esteem and extreme pride.

Bai Zai faced Teacher Dasheng's runaway calmly, shrugged his shoulders, tilted his head, and said in a flat tone, "So, happiness is like drinking water, knowing how warm and cold you are, you are not me, how can you know the pain and joy in my heart? Forever Don't envy, envy or hate other people's life, even if that person looks tall, rich and handsome; and never judge others' unhappiness, even if that person looks... just like you, with shadows in childhood and mental disorders."

Prepare to comfort others but end up being educated the other way around... The saddest thing!

Teacher Dasheng said that the children nowadays are really scared and can't explain it.Not only do they have curiosity, action, and desire to destroy, but they also have an increasingly precocious heart.

"I've grown up for 30 years, are you sure you know this?" Bai Zai said, he could tell at a glance what Teacher Dasheng was thinking. It was nothing more than judging a person by appearance like many people in this world. size, but in fact, in the soul world, appearance and maturity are actually a very blurred boundary.The growth rate is different or something, it's just so sad.

... This shitty world.

"You are very similar to your second cousin." That's all Teacher Dasheng could say.Having grown up for 500 years, but still has an eighteen-year-old face, he is probably the most annoying existence in the world, "Also, what do you mean by having shadows in childhood and mental disorders? Hundan, please explain to me clearly!" Teacher Sheng was very angry.

"You are like this." Byakuya replied very calmly.

=-= Teacher Dasheng has decided that even though he has always been a cute and handsome guy, "Byakuya Kuchiki" will definitely be an exception, there is no possibility of relief!

After Tom Boy and Blue Ran's deputy team went outside to find nothing, they had no choice but to return to Mr. Dasheng's house to discuss the next countermeasures.In the end... I saw Mr. Dasheng walking around in the kitchen unexpectedly very irritable.

"What's wrong with you?" Young Tom came up to express his concern.

"It's not all Bai Zai..." Turning around, Bai Zai who was still beside him just now disappeared.

"Master Sun has come back?" Lan Ran's deputy team turned the corner at once, because the extra teacups on the table and the exquisite heart are really not something that ordinary people can grow if they want to.

"He left again." Teacher Dasheng could only answer truthfully.

"Why don't you keep him?" Aizan's deputy asked again.

"Do you think I can see him, or do you think I'm you?" Teacher Dasheng said, Lan Da thinks too highly of himself, and ordinary human beings are not as frustrated as you can imagine. There is nothing wrong with negative five.

"Okay, did Young Master Sun say something?" Lan Ran's deputy team was obviously desperate for the force value of ordinary humans.

"..." Teacher Dasheng said that he didn't want to recall the conversation in which he was despised by a little ghost for his IQ, especially when the little ghost was actually a person in his 30s who looked very young.

"Okay, then, let's go back to the living room and sit down and talk slowly." Aizan's deputy team made a very good proposal.

So, the three of them sat together in the living room.The idyllic floral cloth is very proud. In the sofa world, he is also the leader. Who has received so many bosses... expensive buttocks like him.

↑Teacher Dasheng was very happy on the sidelines.

"..." Ai Ran's deputy team and Tom Boy looked at each other, and finally Tom Boy woke up Teacher Dasheng's reason, "I don't care what you think, and please don't tell me what you think, you can Straight to the point?"

"Oh, then do you know why Bai Zai ran away from home?" Teacher Dasheng got straight to the point with Aizen after he came back to his senses.Yes, you read that right, Mr. Dasheng is going to make persistent efforts after repeated defeats. He must figure out why Bai Zai ran away from home.

This time, it's not to be a confidant brother, to explain the protagonist's plot, but to find out the NC part of the cause and effect, and then ruthlessly laugh at Bai Zai.Teacher Dasheng said, you read that right, he is such a man who holds grudges, I am sorry for you biting me =V=

"Probably because Master Cangchun's death day is approaching." Lan Ran's deputy said, in fact, he only had a guess about it. After all, it is difficult for adults like children to grasp what children are thinking.

"So? He doesn't want to participate in the anniversary of his father's death?" Teacher Dasheng really thinks that this reason is 2B.

"No." Lan Ran said with practical actions that Bai Zai is not as good as 2B. Master Chun has always said, "Since you don't have the ability, don't hold on to the battlefield. If you can't live up to your grandpa's expectations, you should accept your fate as soon as possible. The stupid and cowardly man will die in the end, making grandpa sad and making me the laughing stock of others." ’ or something like that, of course, it’s just my guess.”

Sure enough, the essence is that you still don't want to attend your father's funeral?It's really a... 2B reason. =V=Teacher Dasheng thinks that he will definitely laugh at little brother Bai Zai, what a third-rate plot, tsk tsk.

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