[Comprehensive] plagiarism

On Saturday, January 1944, 1, the Kendo Hall opened as usual.

In line with the spirit of "three nines in winter and three summers in summer", we will never stop showing our traditional Chinese virtues. ——BY: Mo Jing.

However, Shasheng Zhonggou did not have the slightly ascetic self-abuse hobby like the little apprentice Mo Jing. On the first day of the new year, he chose to stay at home to rest and concentrate on spending the holidays with Teacher Dasheng.

Guo Degang said, winter is good, I take off the cotton trousers, and Miss Chun will come~

Teacher Dasheng said, as the old saying goes, spring is sleepy, autumn is lacking, summer is napping, and winter is March when there is not enough sleep.

So, in this season when it is still a bit cold after taking off the cotton trousers, Teacher Dasheng has already begun to plan to carry out the spring sleepiness to the end.Bored and curled up on the sofa, with cheese in his left hand and Garfield in his right hand, he was facing Su Mei, the reward given to the laziest employee of the publishing house last year by Boss - Color TV II.

Besides being boring, it's still boring.

There is nothing new in the TV programs, and they all have a central theme - the current Emperor Ruoye didn't even attend the royal banquet on New Year's Eve, so he must have disappeared!

The question that follows is, where did the emperor go.

Teacher Dasheng disdains this very much, where can he go?It is said that today's talent, to put it bluntly, is a child who has reached the rebellious stage of youth and is playing with his personality. What if he disappears for a year or so?When he has spent all the money he took away, his credit card has been frozen, no one can help him, and he can't go on, he will go back.

This is reality, not writing a novel. There will not be such an ordinary-looking, silly girl or a young man who just happens to pick up a down-and-out young emperor in front of her house/garbage station/work unit/subway passage. A journey of love.

These media are really too salty to eat radish and worry about it, and they are lenient.

The long-awaited "Love You, Love You, Love You", starring the new generation of beautiful girl idol Kuang Lie Ji, has been delayed because of this bad news.

↑Teacher Dasheng's taste is that as long as the actors are good-looking, he can ignore the plot of NC throughout the whole process.

In a word, Radio and Television Peat (your sister)!Harmony Peat!

"What do you do when you're bored?" Teacher Dasheng lowered his head and asked Garfield.

Garfield blinked his big cat eyes, shook his head, licked his lips, and opened his mouth wide, signaling that he was hungry and begging for feed.

Teacher Dasheng turned his head decisively: "Pretend I didn't ask anything."

'Stupid human beings, you will be punished for your crimes! ' growled Garfield.

"What do you do when you're bored?" Teacher Dasheng looked to the left and asked while stroking the cheese.

"chi~?" The gray-and-white cheese with tiger stripes tilted his head, his round eyes almost turned into question marks to reply Dasheng, he is different from Garfield who loves to pretend to be stupid, is it true? Does not understand human language .

Mr. Dasheng's brain automatically understands that it is to "connect with friends and pass the time".

Well, good friend No. [-], Su Mei BOSS... Forget it, mentioning him, besides heartache, is stomachache.

Good friend No. [-], boy Tom...forget it, no owls.

Good friend No. [-], editor Yan Fei... Forget it, it seems that the deadline has passed again, so it's better not to disturb him, and I came here to show my existence. (==Even if you don't type, the editor will take the initiative to hit you)

Good friend No. [-], brother Jiang... Forget it, he is probably working part-time again.

Good friend No. [-], director Helian... Forget it, Sesshomaru rarely takes the initiative to take a vacation at home, so don't deliberately recruit such a guy to add trouble. (Hey, Director Helian said, what happened to me!)

Good friend No. [-], killing a loyal dog... Forget it, he has already done his best in the kitchen, so let him go.

Good friend No. [-], Mo Mo's cute girl... Forget it, the reason is the same as above, let him go.

Good friend No. [-], little apprentice Mo Jing... Forget it, he is doing his best for the gymnasium, so let him go.

Good friends... It's gone, hey, Mr. Dasheng said in his heart that he really should expand his social circle, and he can count the number of people and friends on one hand. Going out is not something to be ashamed of, but whoever believes it, I will go!

Sure enough... is there only work left? ——Then it would be better to continue being so boring. (Hey! Who was the one who said yesterday that he would work hard for Sesshomaru's stardom, Hun Dan!)

Gululu, one person and two cats turned over to the left together on the sofa, the distance was just right, no one was pressing on the other, perfect!

Teacher Dasheng suddenly thought of a joke that he saw when he was browsing Weibo before, so he became very excited, and said lewdly to Cheese and Garfield: "When I was young, my elementary school teacher told me that everyone has a A hard worker and a lazy guy, and they fight when you hesitate."

"..." What kind of poetry is this? Hun Dan!Garfield and Cheese knelt down to Dasheng together.

"How to say?" Assistant Mo Mo is probably the only one who is still willing to talk to Mr. Dasheng. This cute girl from IKEA is wearing a cute loli-style soft pink dress, and comes out of the kitchen with three servings of milk. One person and two cats each.

Teacher Dasheng silently answered the last "convex", saying that my treatment can only be equal to that of a cat?

Then, the cute girl Momo smiled and quietly stuffed Teacher Dasheng with a plate of freshly baked French strawberry soft cakes, patted Teacher Dasheng's head comfortingly, and told him with practical actions that he is still different from a cat .

Teacher Dasheng said, I am very relieved. (... Your Majesty, your comfort is so cheap.)

Then, Teacher Dasheng answered the question of Mo Momo's girl: "In elementary school, the hardworking guy often beat the lazy guy to the ground; in middle school, they were evenly tied; in college, the lazy guy often won. But now, I suddenly found that they stopped fighting, and I took a closer look, shit, the MD hardworking villain was beaten to death."

A specific example is Teacher Dasheng's aspirations at this time. Labor and management would rather die than go to work. They really don't want to go to work at all. For comics, manuscripts, etc., go to shi...

"Teacher Dasheng, how can you swear, it will teach children badly." Momo Momo quickly covered cheese's ears.

In exchange for Dasheng and Garfiziqi's "←_←" a bit, so are you actually implying that we are old rascals?

In the end, the cute girl Mo Mo picked up Xiao Qingqing, who was maliciously pretending to be innocent, and left the living room, leaving the two old hooligans to sit on the sofa and share a plate of soft cakes.After drinking all the sweet milk with fruit juice in his cup, Qi Qi burped, the milk smells delicious~

One person and one cat embraced each other and lay on the sofa, basking in the great sunshine that slipped in from the window, stretched comfortably, and narrowed their eyes into a line.

This day is beautiful.

Then, the doorbell rang.

The old rascal Dasheng pushed the old rascal Garfield next to him, the meaning was simple, I am really too lazy to move, you go and open the door.

The old hooligan Garfield raised his eyes slightly, squinted at the old hooligan Dasheng, and raised his paws, meaning naked, aren't you funny, remember that I am a cat, and I always only walk through the cat door?

Teacher Dasheng was speechless, sighed, and brewed for a long time, then shouted to the opposite kitchen: "Killing, the doorbell is ringing~"

The loyal dog who was learning how to make coffee with the cute girl Momo was under a lot of pressure, but in the end, he wore a pink apron embroidered with a bear pattern and resigned himself to his fate and walked through the hallway to open the door.

The moment you open the door, you can pass through.

Cough, that is of course impossible, but the people standing outside gave Seshomaru the illusion that he was on the European battlefield of World War II.

Outside the white wooden door, a row of tall and straight soldiers stood in line on the green lawn with solemn expressions.

Standing in front of the soldiers was a middle-aged man with blonde hair and blue eyes, handsome and handsome, with an extraordinary bearing.He was wearing a handsome crimson military uniform, which represented the fiery color of his lover. The crimson military uniform was adorned with shiny gold buttons, badges and epaulets representing military rank, and the sleeves were also equipped with badges representing the supreme commander. A ribbon, and an armed belt slung across his waist, with a magic wand sticking out there.Black shawl, white gloves, dazzling smile, chilling and handsome, very standard Germanic handsome man, full of superior aura.

The one who knocked on the door just now was a red-haired young man with ice blue eyes similar to the existence of an adjutant. He saluted Sesshomaru, and then said loudly: "Excuse me, please allow me to introduce you. Master, the greatest Gellert von Grindelwald."

After the young man finished speaking, the handsome uncle, His Excellency Grindelwald, stepped forward quickly, walked up to the adjutant, stretched out his hand and waved him down, with a still proud smile, and said, "You can step back, Philip. "

"Yes, Your Majesty." The young man named Philip bowed and pushed down respectfully.

Sesshomaru looked at the passers-by on the road next to the lawn, who seemed to be turning a blind eye to the scene in front of him, and knew in his heart that these people really had a lot of background, not only as simple as soldiers, but also soldiers with special identities.However, although he had guesses in his heart, when facing all this, Sesshomaru was very calm and unusually calm.

As the son of the strongest demon in the Western Kingdom, he was already familiar with this kind of scene, so he asked again in a normal tone without changing his face: "Hello, what is the purpose of your trip?"

Lord Grindelwald raised the corners of his pale lips and smiled playfully: "Good day, are you Teacher Dasheng?"

Sesshomaru shook his head and said, "I'm his second cousin, Sasho. Dasheng is inside. If you can, please follow me into the house." Judging from the other party's attitude, it doesn't look like he's here to find fault, as long as Dasheng can be guaranteed Life safety is enough.

Lord Grindelwald nodded, left his entourage or the army on the lawn outside the house, and then followed Sesshomaru in a personable manner and happily went to the living room at the end of the porch, representing the Deathly Hallows The silver logo almost blinded Mr. Dasheng.

Teacher Dasheng looked at Grindelwald in disbelief, as if seeing an alien standing outside the gate, smiling at him.

"Hello, you must be Mr. Dasheng, right? The cat beside you is exactly the same as the one in the comics, and it is so vivid. My lord, Gellert Grindelwald, is from Germany. Nice to meet you." Grindelwald said angrily The field seems to have sharp thorns, powerful and shocking, just like the description of him in the original book, a blond boy like a bird, flamboyant.

The most familiar stranger, huh?Teacher Dasheng thought so in his heart.Then, in the dim light, he said something deeply to his hand, let your hand be cheap!

Mo Momeng's girl didn't know why and came to the living room to watch, looking at the beautiful middle-aged maniac.Active mind, yoooooooo~~~ Teacher Dasheng from Zhengtai, His Royal Highness Sesshomaru from Bingshan, Boss Su Mei who is rich and handsome, director Helian who is evil and evil, and such a beautiful uncle in uniform, little girl, me, me, me... ...It really echoes the words of Confucius, the morning is beautiful, and the evening is dead! (It's Zhao Wendao...)

The author has something to say: PS: In fact, the most familiar stranger should be Yu Qian’s father, Mr. Wang XDDDDD Although it’s a chapter later than expected, but, heck, Mr. Grindelwald is finally a thick-skinned bird~~~o(> _<)o~~

In the dormitory chat, the sisters were discussing the most popular idol boy group in their minds.

When asking about a certain, a certain suddenly thought of the words on Weibo, and came up with the phrase "Deyun Club"

"..." The audience was silent.

Sure enough, literary girls chase Sodagreen (soda green) and other small freshness, ordinary girls chase Japanese and Korean stars, do two-dimensional girls like us chase the basic love of Uncle Gang and Uncle Qian?