[Comprehensive] plagiarism

The most mysterious people active in the newspaper media - people involved.

He Lianyuye, the man who was hailed as an internationally renowned ghost director in the introduction of editor Yan Fei, entered the venue on time at one minute past 08:30, which means he was neither too early nor too late Just happened to be "late".

At that time, the time of the press conference had been set back to nine o'clock.

As the chief culprit for delaying the press conference, Director Helian said that he was very indifferent. He arrived late, and he was dressed in a bright and fiery dress, once again becoming the focus of attention of the audience.The slightly open neckline and the long dark purple hair on the shawl are really as evil as you want, with a calm attitude and an imposing manner, and as straightforward as you can be.

And Ms. Ye Qing, a capable manager who followed Director Helian, had an apologetic face, and kept apologizing to everyone who came here. She was humorous and witty, and used good conversation to solve the problem that made everyone feel uncomfortable. Happy crisis.

The manager lady with short hair upright really wants as many men as there are men.

This magical combination often gives people the feeling that——

① Said to the manager lady who likes to wear a suit: "I have heard the name of director Helian for a long time, and I am really very generous."

The capable lady manager would push away her gold-rimmed glasses and reply indifferently: "I'm Helian's manager, Ye Qing, female."

"Haha, the manager's lady is really a woman." The other party will be embarrassed immediately.

②To the indisputable director Helian who always likes to wear clothes, he said: "I think this is Manager Ye, he is really heroic."

The monstrous Director Helian always looked disdainful, snorted coldly, turned his head away, and refused to answer.Then Miss Ye Qing, the agent beside her, explained: "This is director Helian, and I am Ye Qing."

As the saying goes, the two rabbits walked side by side, and An Neng could tell if I was male or female.Wearing the same skin, it is really difficult to identify.

Teacher Dasheng said that I am no longer the only one who will always be mistaken XDDD The reason why Dasheng and Helian Yuye’s impression of each other was so deep at the first time is because they were in such an awkward situation There was a feeling of sympathy and sympathy in it, and they accurately recognized each other's true identities.

Teacher Dasheng said: "Director Helian, I have admired him for a long time."

Director Helian said, "Mr. Dasheng, don't dare."

"Who is this lady?" Relying on his many years of gay experience, Teacher Dasheng quickly scanned Ye Qing's gender, even though she has small breasts and seems to have no breasts.

Both Director Helian and Manager Ye smiled, Director Helian thought, finally there is someone who is open-eyed among these stupid people.He never reflected on other people's mistakes as his being too monstrous. He attributed all his faults to the reason that those people didn't have eyesight. People are stupid, can't help it?

Director Helian's catchphrase: This great director can never make mistakes, so, of course, it will always be someone else who makes mistakes.

Manager Ye smiled and introduced to Dasheng: "I'm Ye Qing, director Helian's manager."

"Who is this?" Director Helian looked at Sesshomaru and asked, his eyes sparkled. In the eyes of narcissistic people, nature is always self-centered, and their own perspective is the perspective of others.So he directly skipped the part of being polite with Dasheng, and entered into his favorite topic - beauties.

"My cousin, Shasheng." Teacher Dasheng introduced quickly. He didn't want to be misunderstood any more. It was hard for him to recognize him as Dasheng at a glance. If he was rejected because of his age It's a loss if you live.

"Are you interested in acting in a movie?" Director Helian looked at Sesshomaru, almost pounced on him with enthusiasm.

Master Sesshomaru expressed that he was under a lot of pressure. Although he was enthusiastically liked by many women because of the gymnasium, after all, those people were still women, oriental women who knew how to be reserved, not the big director in front of him who was a bit like a wolf and a tiger. , Those eyes are almost green.

"Ah?" Teacher Dasheng was taken aback, how could this topic change so quickly. ← Erdai's reaction is always a bit slower.

Manager Ye had three black lines hanging on his forehead, she knew it would be like this, and Helian, a beauty-loving character, had flare-ups regardless of the occasion and time. If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people here, she had no doubt Lian will jump directly.

In the end, her agent had no choice but to bite the bullet and explain: "Director Helian means that Mr. Dasheng, your cousin, is very suitable for a character in the next movie he is about to start shooting. My director That's it, if you speak too bluntly, you will always be misunderstood, so don't pay attention to it."

——This is of course a lie, Helian usually only thinks about one movie, and now he is focusing on the animation of Garfield, God knows where the script of his next movie is.

Teacher Dasheng nodded suspiciously: "I can't decide for my brother, I will talk to him in private."

Director Helian also came back to his senses after being pinched on the waist by Ye Qing, endured the pain, flung his long hair coquettishly, and said in a coquettish way: "You must seriously think about it~ I'm waiting for your good news~"

Then the knowledgeable Manager Ye took the initiative to hand over a business card with Director Helian's cell phone number printed on it.

Yes, mobile phones, because technology is half a century ahead of schedule, civilian mobile phones that should have appeared in 1973 were also born ahead of schedule.However, due to its high price and unattractive brick appearance that can kill people, it has not been favored by Mr. Dasheng, so it is not equipped.But for the famous people of this era, having a mobile phone can also be regarded as a status symbol, and it is sought after by celebrities.

Teacher Dasheng took the business card instead of Seshengwan, and Boss Su Mei handed over his business card instead of Dasheng. He has been worrying about Dasheng for these activities, and he is also happy to do so.

A group of five people talked in detail.

"Happy cooperation~" Boss Su Mei said.

"Happy cooperation~" Director Helian's eyes never left Sesshomaru.

Once all the personnel arrived, the press conference officially began. It was transferred to the side hall that had been prepared earlier, and was expected by the media as the grand finale.

Before the press conference started, everyone was making various adjustments. Only Mr. Dasheng sat in the pre-arranged position in a regular manner, not actively cooperating.Sesshomaru stood in the background with editor Yanfei, Boss Su Mei said that he did not reserve a place for the family of Shasho in this press conference.

Sesshomaru obeyed Su Mei's instructions without any objection, but he was thinking in his heart, no wonder you have been unable to catch up with Dasheng.

"Hey, what's the matter, my lord screenwriter, aren't you used to such occasions?" Director Helian next to Teacher Dasheng lowered his head and asked with a small smile.

"It's not that I'm not used to it, but that I don't like it." Teacher Dasheng shook his head and told the truth.

He really doesn't like the cameras of this era. The spotlights are too dazzling, accompanied by smoke and a huge sound that seems to be exploding. The cameras are also huge and cumbersome. A feeling of wanting to laugh, facing this kind of old antique that he had never seen before.

Director Helian nodded, with a vicissitudes of life and sensibility: "To be honest, I don't like it either. Those people don't understand art at all, they only focus on profit, profit, huh, this is an era of materialistic desires, art We also have to weigh the catty to buy..."

↑Obviously, Helian misunderstood what Dasheng meant.

After hearing this, Mr. Dasheng thought to himself, luckily I didn't tell the reason why I don't like it (hey, where is your lower limit!).

The press conference officially started, and Teacher Dasheng couldn't say anything to Director Helian. After all, they were sitting on the high stage where everyone was watching, and they were too low-headed to whisper. The next day's report would be "Famous cartoonist The ambiguous news such as going in and out of the hotel with an international director, instead of focusing on the press conference itself.

During the entire press conference, Teacher Dasheng spent almost all the time in a trance.When asked a question by a reporter, he just had that dumb expression on his face.

"According to relevant sources, Mr. Dasheng, your famous work Harry Potter series will be permanently discontinued. Is this true?" a reporter asked.

Boss Su Mei said "==#" in an instant, didn't they all agree not to ask this question?Whose reporter is so ruthless!

"Why, dear?" Teacher Dasheng tilted his head and asked back.

"?" The audience was at a loss, blinking, why.

"Why do you think I'm going to stop publishing, dear?" Da Sheng said.

"I don't think so, but according to relevant sources, and you haven't drawn for a long time, haven't you?" The reporter said, "According to relevant sources, you have already admitted to your editors and senior management that you can't draw. I decided not to draw anymore, is that right?"

"Why can't I draw anymore, dear?" Dasheng continued to ask.

"Because... because, because you have run out of inspiration!" said the reporter.

"Ah, this reporter really understands me, dear." Dasheng said.

After five seconds of silence, the audience burst into laughter, and some even booed: "Yes, why do you know Teacher Dasheng so well? In fact, you are the half-body of Teacher Dasheng who has been lost for many years."

"...Yes, it was revealed to me by relevant people!" The reporter was dying.

"He is really an all-knowing and omnipotent related person, dear." Dasheng concluded.

Reporter No. [-] is completely defeated.

"Well then, let's go back to our original topic, when will Mr. Dasheng plan to start drawing the fourth part?" Reporter No. [-] followed suit.

"Theme? Please repeat the title of this press conference, thank you, dear." Dasheng remained expressionless.

Reporter No. [-] was dumbfounded. Everyone knew that this was the press conference for the launch of the Garfield animation, so Reporter No. [-] was also honored.

The topic was successfully transferred.

Editor Yan Fei and Sesshomaru clapped their hands in the background. As long as Dasheng maintains this weird aura, he will be invincible.