[Comprehensive] plagiarism

It's hard for two cats to fit in one room, so let's have a showdown!

Shasheng Zhonggou obediently "threw" Momomoe girl into the kitchen together with fruits, vegetables, fish and seafood.Then, Shasheng Zhonggou touched the little loli's soft long hair with a bun, and said "good", indicating that she should just cook here obediently, and stop going out to gain hatred, lest Dasheng go crazy .

Little Lolita nodded sensiblely, rolled up her sleeves and put on her apron and started cooking dinner.

Slaughter Loyal Dog returned to the living room to rescue Teacher Dasheng after settling down Mo Mo's cute girl.As soon as the killing loyal dog made a move, the two cute pets turned into meteors in the sky, one on the left and one on the right. Then, he helped Teacher Dasheng up from the ground, and brought the prepared medical kit to Teacher Dasheng to check the back of his head. He asked with a strong sense of concern: "Are you okay?"

Mr. Bingshan has always been concise and to the point, but in the one month of getting along with him, he can also find that this iceberg also has a gentle place shining.

Teacher Dasheng couldn't care less about these things at this time.

While being inspected by the loyal dog of Shasheng, he wanted to cry without tears: "Do I seem to be okay like this? Eh? Oh!!! It hurts me to death, take it easy, that's the back of my head!"

"There's a big lump on the back of your head, I'm going to put some red syrup on you." Shasheng Zhonggou replied truthfully, he said that no matter whose head was smashed out, red syrup and bruises would be applied Yes, otherwise, it will be more difficult to deal with the accumulation of blood, and who knows if there will be any sequelae.

"Okay." Teacher Dasheng gritted his teeth and put on an appearance of being ready to die heroically. This is probably the case. He decided to stick a note on the back of his head after he recovered from the injury——valuable items, do not move unless you buy them!

"I'm going to lay a thick carpet in the living room in the future!" Teacher Dasheng said angrily.

"Okay." Shasheng Zhonggou calculated the family's financial problems while applying the medicine. Since his swordsmanship gym started to make a profit, he never touched Dasheng's penny, and consciously counted all the daily expenses of the family in on his own head.

"No, I want to cover the whole house!" Teacher Dasheng said again.

"It's up to you." Killing a loyal dog is still easy to talk about.

"I want a small wool carpet from Persia!" Teacher Dasheng said again.

"==Hey!" That's enough, you prodigal son!Shasheng Zhonggou said that some people just can't be spoiled too much!

Teacher Dasheng immediately replied "TAT".

Therefore, Shasheng Zhonggou resolutely raised the white flag: "A small wool carpet made in Persia, it is inevitable." Sheng paid attention to the pain in the back of his head, and while applying the medicine, he asked, "Where did the cat come from?"

"Your cousin sent it from England all the way!" Mr. Dasheng replied angrily, gnashing his teeth.It's okay if you don't mention this, but if you mention it, he will be furious!

Shasheng Loyal Dog was startled, and then quickly understood the essence of "Big Cousin": "Oh~Christmas gift?"

Next Friday will be Christmas Eve, so Sesshomaru will have this guess.

"Then what do you think I should give him back? Time bomb, okay?!" Teacher Dasheng smiled dangerously, which meant that he was on the verge of going berserk.

"What's the matter, I think that cat is very cute." Although Shasheng Zhonggou is eager to save Mr. Dasheng, he still cares to take a few glances at the kitten. As the old saying goes, every iceberg is like a cat. A soft heart that loves cute pets (there is no old saying that says that...).

"Then you raise it?!" Teacher Dasheng complained deeply.

"Okay, I'll keep it." Shasheng Zhonggou agreed with one bite.

Teacher Dasheng was so regretful that his liver turned blue immediately. When will he change his character of wanting to raise the bar when he sees it!I'm sorry, I'm taking revenge on myself today.He puffed his face and said, "You keep it at home and I'll watch it. Are you going to take it to work?"

"Well, I'll take it." The iceberg of Sesshomaru is actually very easy to talk to, which can be fully reflected from his treatment of the human girl Xiaoling, as long as it is someone he approves of.

Teacher Dasheng was speechless again, looked at Sesshomaru for a long time, and finally bowed his head in resignation.

"By the way, this owl is also one of the gifts?" Shasheng Zhonggou looked up at the roof of the house, where there was a pure black owl that had been circling and flying for some time.

"No, that's your big cousin's messenger!" Dasheng almost gritted his teeth, "Unless I write back, it won't leave."

Therefore, Shasheng Zhonggou handed Mr. Dasheng letter paper, which is the kind of very common white letter paper with horizontal lines produced in batches. In order to facilitate communication with Tom, Mr. Dasheng directly asked Su Mei BOSS to wholesale a box from the factory for him. return.Originally, he planned to use white paper, which was more convenient, and he had plenty of it in his studio, but...Looking at his bad handwriting, Teacher Dasheng reluctantly switched to this kind of honest letter paper.

Lifting the pen (I used the oil pen that has become popular recently, omitting the link of dipping ink) and began to write the letter, the content of the letter was also very concise, very straightforward-"You'd better never come back in this life! "

The tsundere attribute is obvious, and Shasheng Loyal Dog analyzed it in this way.

Taking the envelope, Teacher Dasheng rudely filled it in.The envelopes are the kind of earth-colored envelopes that look like kraft paper bags issued by the post office. It is also one of the subsidiary products wholesaled by Su Mei BOSS. There are no stamps, no perfume, no wax, just stick it with scotch tape The letter was written, and nothing was written on the envelope because I was too lazy to write.

Then, Teacher Dasheng gave such a thing to Viscount Elke in a grand and very calm manner.

Shasheng Zhonggou said that his eldest cousin, who only knew his name but never met him, would be "surprised and surprised" when he saw this letter.Thinking of this, he actually felt very happy because of it. Why is this?It is really inappropriate.

During dinner that night, the incomprehensible relationship between Garfield and Cheese's ignorance of each other began to emerge.

Many years later, whenever Mr. Dasheng recalled this dark history, he would say with a sad face that it was the greatest blasphemy against food to have Garfield and Cheese appear in front of a table of food at the same time.

The exact launch time of the protracted cat-cat war was December 1943, 12, Saturday night in the imperial calendar; it originated from the sumptuous dinner celebrating the first adaptation of Mr. Dasheng's work into animation; the initiator, Garfield , you don't even need to think about it to know it is it, don't you?

Participants, Garfield, Cheese, Sumo Moe's girl... and Sesshomaru, God knows why Sesshomaru also joined in!Or it should be strange why Mr. Dasheng stayed out of it.

The fuse was that Garfield pushed the cheese off the dinner table very unfriendlyly. (…)

Teacher Dasheng was angry: "Garfield, Cheese will be a part of this family in the future, a family member, understand? Be polite to your family!"

Garfield nodded to show he understood.

Teacher Dasheng said with satisfaction, Garfield still knows the severity.

However... Mr. Dasheng was really relieved too early.After the cheese groaned and groaned and climbed up the dining table again, without even blinking, Garfield pushed the cheese down again without hesitation, then tilted his head and said, "Meow~" Tail flick, the translation is, I'm sorry.

After that, he looked at Dasheng with those big cat eyes, and raised his head, how about it, isn't it polite enough?

Teacher Dasheng slapped pia hard on his face, and gave Garfield a thumbs up silently, "Brother, you are amazing, you are ruthless enough, I am completely convinced U!"

After the cheese was put on the table by Sesshomaru, the battle between the two cats officially started.

The table of delicacies prepared by Mo Mo Meng’s painstaking efforts was completely destroyed in this chase. The only thing Dasheng protected was the mashed potatoes with chicken sauce on his plate. God knows what he hates to eat the most .

Because of this war, Jiang's little brother inevitably came to him again.

Seeing that Dasheng was the one who came to open the door, Brother Jiang was very surprised: "It's you!"

"Well, it's me." Teacher Dasheng replied calmly while wiping the creamy mushroom soup on his face.

The background music is one or two shrill cat screams and the sound of pots and pans colliding from behind Mr. Dasheng. The cute girl Mo Mo is struggling to save the restaurant, and trying to appease Garfield who has successfully run away. Sesshomaru is responsible for catching the cheese that has suddenly become flexible by N levels.

"Your house...is really lively." Brother Jiang summed it up like this.

"It's okay, it's okay." Teacher Dasheng smiled awkwardly, and then he assured Brother Jiang, "I promise..."

"You can never guarantee that there will be no next time. You should pray that you will be the one who opens the door next time, not that you also join in." Brother Jiang interrupted Dasheng with a frown, and then he asked Dasheng, "Would you like to join me?" Shall I bring you a pizza? Since you seem to be eating dinner on your face."

"...Double fight of seafood and cheese, thank you, and buy one, two, three, four by the way, forget it, come back with a dozen original puddings." Teacher Dasheng struggled for a long time, but still bowed to his stomach.

"Thanks for your patronage." Jiang's younger brother stretched out his hand to ask for money, grinned, and served with a smile that couldn't be more standard.Among the many part-time jobs he had, it happened that he delivered food for people in the city, and the one who made the most contribution to his job must be Mr. Dasheng.