[Comprehensive] plagiarism

Jiangzhou Sima Qingshan's shirt was wet, and the prefect of Xuancheng didn't know [What a literary and artistic young woman she is~] That night, Dasheng still stayed in the guest room of Dongshan Temple with Su Mei.

A bed, two quilts, and four shoes under the bed.

Su Mei looked at Dasheng next to him expressionlessly: "Do you think the room next door I booked for you is too much?"

Dasheng looked back calmly: "It's not redundant, it's just that after the bad incident just happened, as a qualified friend, I think it is necessary for me to protect the double safety of your body and chastity."

"...What if I say that I don't need protection?" Su Mei looked coldly, "Also, I think I really need to worry about my virginity when I'm with you."

Teacher Dasheng's expression froze, and a hurt look flashed in his eyes, but he recovered quickly.He bet that in the dark, Su Mei would never realize that he lost his composure at that second.

Dasheng quickly adjusted his posture, and replied in a serious voice: "Then I will say, Tuyan (disgusting), strong man, why can't you see this, he came from the recommendation pillow mat~ Also, he followed You have been classmates for four years in college, how can you still discriminate against other people's sexual orientation with your dead face~"

"Family? Why didn't I see someone recommending the pillow mat?" Su Mei looked around pretendingly, hiding the little delusions in her mind, recommending the pillow mat, if you can, so can you...

"Little friend~ I'm right here~" Dasheng cast a wink over him, no different from cramp eyes.

"...You successfully disgusted me, brother." Su Mei cupped her hands, hiding her delusions with a joke.He really felt that Dasheng was probably the fate that he could never get rid of in his life.

Su Mei has never seen anyone like Dasheng, who can completely ignore anyone's remarks, and admits that he is different from ordinary people's sexuality in a high-profile manner, and the scale of Dasheng's jokes is like a dirty joke that men treat heterosexuals Same.This kind of Leilei's generosity succeeded in making Su Mei very calm at first, even weirdly, but he accepted Dasheng as a brother with a different aptitude than himself, and never felt awkward sleeping with him.

And then...the same collapse, some things have quietly changed over the years.

"Don't worry, except for monsters, no one here will think anything wrong with you." Dasheng blinked, he was sure of being malicious and cute.Rather than saying that he is laughing at Su Mei's self-indulgence, it is better to say that he is warning himself that the person in front of him is straight, you can't get it, so don't act rashly, otherwise you won't even be a brother.

"Admit it, you just don't dare to sleep alone!" Su Mei pointed out the truth.

ZZZzzz← This is Dasheng's answer.

"... Dasheng, the most unlucky thing in my life is to suppress you for four years!" Su Mei was angry. He was the upper bunk when he was in college, so Su Mei always used this to talk things out.

"It's because I have supported you for four years." Dasheng, who lived in the lower bunk, was not to be outdone.

"Aren't you asleep?" Su Mei narrowed her eyes.

ZZZzzz← This is Dasheng's answer.

"..." Go Shi Huan Dan!

"Hey, to be honest, I heard from Yanfei that some distant cousin of yours has lived in your house?" Su Mei patted Dasheng's tender face and said that he was already holding back this matter. It's been a long time.

Dasheng opened his eyes faintly, and tentatively said, "So you care about me so much~Susu~"

"I don't know about you, kid. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Parents don't know who it is. Where did you come from? What distant cousin! You'd better tell me the truth! I can tell you, you can't rely on your present Hurt fans with his identity, he is a child of a good family, he will be sentenced!" Su Mei's expression was serious.

"Thank you to your whole family." Dasheng's expression changed, serious and fierce, he stared at Su Mei with a pair of eyes, "We shared the same bed (upper and lower bunks) for four years, you still don't know who I am?! Besides... it's not certain which of us will harm the other."

"You guys actually have a leg!" Su Mei's eyes widened in disbelief.

Dasheng shrugged: "Are you still going to count on me not to find a partner for the rest of my life?"

"Didn't you have a crush on someone when you were in college, I remember." Su Mei frowned, "Why did you change your target so quickly? You are too ruthless."

Su Mei has always known that Da Sheng had a crush on a very mysterious man when he was in college, even as his best friend, he only knew that he had never met him.Facing the fact that Dasheng hid a mysterious crush from him, Su Mei said that in fact, he also had a secret from Dasheng. He always wanted to tell Dasheng that he didn't want you even if there was anything good about that man, but You look at me, I want you!

"He doesn't like me, what can I do?" Dasheng looked at Su Mei and thought, you don't want me, it's easy to say, so what can I do, "I have to find another one~"

"I won't allow it!" Su Mei suddenly raised her head.Su Mei knew that he was wrong and would destroy their friendship, but he still couldn't hold back.

Dasheng trembled, his heart almost jumped into his throat, his throat tightened, and his voice was dry: "Why?" Dasheng's hand firmly grasped the corner of the quilt, and he tried his best to control himself He didn't rush towards Su Mei, he really didn't want to admit it, for a moment, his heart that had been completely dead beat violently again.

Freud once said that there is no such thing as a joke, all jokes have serious elements.

Behind every half-true joke, there are hidden my careful temptations and speculations.There is such a kind of bitterness, that is, the whole world knows that I have a crush on you, but only you don't.

"I mean, you're already 23, and that kid...Yan Fei told me that he's only sixteen if he dies. Seven years old is not a small gap. I know a kid of his age so well, he doesn't even know What exactly do you want! He won’t be responsible, and you can’t afford this responsibility either.” Su Mei put on a face that wanted to save the young man who had lost his footing, “Old cows eat young grass, ha, you can’t help but eat young grass too.” It's too tender."

... Sure enough, it's just like this, every time I fantasize, I get disappointed again and again.Dasheng thought.I am fully armed, in fact, it only takes one sentence from you to completely collapse.Only you know how to pierce to my most painful place.

"Is it old grass being eaten by young cows? ==" Dasheng raised his smiling face again, laughing and cursing.

=口=←Su Mei tried her best to be expressive, so as not to let Dasheng see how jealous he was.

"Okay, okay, good boy, go to sleep, and fight the remnant Buddha." Dasheng laughed, expressing his intention to stop this topic.

As a rich second generation who is at the forefront of the times, Su Mei has not been in any relationship for so many years, and this point has been ridiculed by Dasheng all the time.

"I can't find anyone who is worthy of me, OK?" Su Mei felt that he had to explain himself, and Dasheng couldn't make it sound like he was wanted by no one.Graduated from a prestigious university, his father is well-established, his mother is in politics, and his father has inherited his son's business to run the publishing house in a big way. There is no one who is rich and handsome!How come in Dasheng's eyes, he has become an existence that is despised by all kinds of people.Su Mei really wants to yell out loud, when will you see my goodness!

Obviously, Comrade Su Mei doesn't know that there is a feeling in this world called grapes that can't be eaten, and grapes are sour.He also doesn't know that there is a kind of person who belongs to the hedgehog. If you don't hand over yourself without reservation, you should never think that the other party will take a step closer.

"By the way, have you figured out what to draw in your new comic?" Su Mei felt that this topic was safer.

Dasheng looked at Su Mei: "Do you think I look like a superman or a genius? I just decided not to draw the manga I prepared for a month, and you will ask me about the new manga in the next second. Do it It’s the boss’s, don’t be too skinny, Ya Die~”

"Your sister, Ya Die, you have a single household registration, Ya Die!" Su Mei was furious, "Be serious, I'll tell you something serious!"

Dasheng is always the most relaxed in front of Su Mei, and this kind of relaxation is naturally not the cuteness he has always formed and naturally put in front of others, but the most obscene instinct, rogue and evil.

"Okay, let's get down to business, I'm going to change the cat painting." Dasheng really thinks so. If he is in a hurry, he will draw the cats he knows in turn. Garfield is at a loss for words, it's okay , and Cheese Cat, Doraemon, Tom and Jerry, and hellokitty.After the cat is finished, you can draw other things, such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Miffy, Scarab (I feel like some strange things are mixed in...)

"Why do you like to draw animals recently?" Su Mei was really surprised. Looking at Dasheng's usual performance, he can understand that this guy is definitely not an animal lover.

"Isn't Garfield popular?" Dasheng asked back.

"It's not a question of whether it's popular or not, it's just when will you switch the animation protagonist back to the human channel again?" Su Mei said.

"What a wonderful animal." Dasheng said.

"What's so good about it?" Su Mei was very suspicious.

"Safe." Dasheng looked sad and serious.

Su Mei said that he and Dasheng were becoming more and more unable to communicate...