[Comprehensive] plagiarism

Hello, I am scum.

That night, when the door of Dasheng's house was knocked, Dasheng was still busy chasing and fighting with Garfield for the purpose of "destroying" the house.Therefore, a certain Dark Lord reserve had no choice but to condescend to pick up the guests at the door in person. (== pick up?)

Opening the door, there was a boy with short white hair and amber eyes standing outside the door. He didn't look like a normal human being.

He said, "Hi, I'm scum."

==What are you?

Well, it's a joke.Boy Tom naturally knew who he was, Teacher Dasheng's neighbor, the milk delivery boy who was chased by Garfield and lost N shoes every day, Jiang Zha.

You read that right, this little brother is indeed called Jiang Zha (Teacher Dasheng once expressed strong doubts about the identity of Jiang’s parents or IQ OR EQ), a legal resident of the Chinese Empire, a college student at S University, unmarried (why To emphasize this stuff OTZ), living alone, work-study, working many part-time jobs to support myself and the house.

Brother Jiang's job scope is very wide, like delivering milk, newspapers, taking out garbage and delivering food to the surrounding five blocks in the early morning every day as everyone knows, or delivering food once a week, which everyone doesn't know Dasheng's family cleans the house for Dasheng.

Regarding such tireless efforts, Mr. Dasheng only said one thing, why didn't he choose to rent a cheap small apartment?

The answer must be unsolvable. Brother Jiang's past is just like his appearance. Everyone except Dasheng thinks there is no need to delve into it. Just like Tom's rabbit eyes, everyone seems to be familiar with it.

Tom let Brother Jiang into the room with a smile.

Looking at the mess in the house created by Dasheng and Garfield's unremitting efforts, Jiang's younger brother calmly said: "Boss, if this is cleaned up, it will cost more."

Da Sheng said that in the process of catching cats, he has no time to answer his unreasonable and cruel demands.

Tom continued to lead Jiang's brother to sit on the sofa in the living room, and successfully found Dasheng who had been searching all morning but couldn't find it. It was actually the remote control that Garfield hid in the crack of the sofa.

"You haven't left yet?" Brother Jiang asked first.

Tom smiled and replied, "Yes, the summer vacation is not over yet."

In the mind of Jiang's younger brother, Tom is defined as the distant cousin of Mr. Dasheng, who is studying for a bachelor's degree in sewage treatment engineering at a British university.

When it comes to the origin of this painful degree, we have to start with the first meeting between Tom and Jiang Zha.

————————— Time Backward —————————

"Well, I'm still a student at school, Tom, what do you do?" Brother Jiang asked during the first chat.

"Wizard." Young Tom replied calmly.

"???" Brother Jiang was unavoidably stunned at that moment.

"What he means is that he is studying a bachelor degree in sewage treatment engineering, referred to as a wizard, and his Chinese is not particularly good." Teacher Dasheng came to the rescue, "I have told you so many times, Tom, you don't know how to abbreviate." Don’t use short abbreviations, last time he referred to the Institute of Technology as the Institute of Technology, haha, it’s funny.”

"..." There was an instant silence.

————————— Time backtracking completed —————————

"What's the matter with you here?" Tom said, the past is unbearable, so don't always look back!

"Oh, it's like this, can your house be quieter? Even if Dasheng is one of my bosses, I really can't bear such a lively scene every day," Jiang Xiaoge said. Life is really too sinful, "I really don't understand why the real version of the cat named Garfield looks so popular in the comics, so cruel."

comics?Yes, Brother Jiang is unfortunately one of the many fans who were cheated by Dasheng.

Tom smiled slightly: "This is the gap between art and reality."

What is the gap between art and reality?For example, when we met for the first time, Tom was still the handsome and tragically beautiful young man who seemed to come out of a comic, but after living with Dasheng for a month, he finally realized how second he was at that time. B, think about it, suits and leather shoes in the weather with an average temperature of [-] degrees Celsius.

↑This is the gap between art and reality.

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Tom raised his eyes and took a closer look at this little brother Jiang. His appearance is definitely a beautiful boy of the A+ type, and when he is sitting quietly, he looks calm and far away like an ink painting.But in real life, this Jiang brother is nothing more than an unlucky milkman who will be chased by cats and lose a shoe.

In Dasheng's words, Little Brother Jiang didn't even know he was great. In order to chase him every day, Garfield would get up early and squat by the gate. After chasing him, he would continue to sleep on Dasheng's bed.

After the identification is complete, potential rivals are excluded.

Eh?Potential rival?What is that... == Why do I suddenly have such strange thoughts.Tom Junior is really under pressure.

No, no, back to the topic.

Tom still had a dignified and decent smile on his face, and started to apologize to Brother Jiang, and promised the organization on behalf of Dasheng and Garfield that he would try his best to keep the artificial decibels as low as possible in the future.

Young brother Jiang expressed the highest doubts about Tom's promise, but having said that, what else can he do?

After sitting for a while, Brother Jiang had no choice but to say goodbye without even finishing his cup of tea.The background is that Dasheng and Garfield are still chasing and "fighting" as if no one else was around.

Garfield was jumping up and down in the room, and from time to time he would stop and look ecstatically. He seemed to be saying, come and chase me, come~ Dasheng is very much like the "Ouba" in Korean dramas, chasing and chasing tirelessly , but didn't even touch a cat hair.

Seeing the performance of the two, even Tom was embarrassed and firmly told Brother Jiang that they could really change OTZ. Before Brother Jiang left, he patted Tom on the shoulder and said, "It's hard to lie for you!" It's been so hard."

"..." Tom was not ready to say anything.

After Brother Jiang left, Tom's father quickly changed his face, threw a magic spell, and Garfield's son was easily captured.In the process of flying over, Garfield also showed the poss of a contemplator by the way. Resentment said that magic is the most annoying thing, and flying curses are the most annoying!

Garfield's son is here, will Dasheng's mother be far behind?

Finally, the first family meeting of the Riddle family (?) was formally held. The participants included Tom's father, Dasheng's mother and Garfield's son. A small bench was distributed, and they sat in rows, bowing their heads to listen to the training.

"In short, we can't have this kind of thing like being approached by neighbors again, understand?" Father Tom concluded his speech.

At that moment, in the eyes of Dasheng and Garfield, Tom boy was once again radiant and ruled the world.By the way, one person and one cat began to think hard about a question, how could someone really sit on a floral sofa like a throne?

The parents continued to speak: "Our family must formulate some house rules!"

Dasheng and Garfield passed without objection, and continued to look up at Tom with piercing eyes.

"Family rule one, Tom Riddle will always have absolute rights to this family!" Tom Riddle will never change, probably because of his pursuit of being a leader.

Dasheng and Garfield looked at each other, talking as if he had no absolute right to this family before...

"Family rule two, pointless fights are not allowed, causing neighbors to come and complain!" Young Tom paced with his hands behind his back, creating the house rules.

Dasheng and Garfield thought tacitly, that is to say, meaningful fights are allowed?

"Family rule three, Garfield is not allowed to bite Brother Jiang's thigh again." Tom said.

Garfield blinked innocently, Brother Jiang, who is it?

"If you do it again, wean you off the milk, off the TV, and off the pasta." Tom Junior can always be cruel.

Hey, I see, brother Jiang is the milkman.Soldier Garfield fell under the pressure of lust, but he left a last word, the milkman can't do it, the postman can do it, right?

"Fourth house rule, Garfield is not allowed to get up in the middle of the night to steal the milk in the refrigerator." Tom said.

Garfield patted his stomach, it will be hard for you in the future, brother.

"Five house rules, Garfield is not allowed to scratch the sofa again," Tom said.

Garfield stretched out his sharp claws and said that scratching the sofa or something was not something he could control if he wanted to.

Tom smiled: "If the sofa breaks, we won't replace it with a new one, you have to keep using the old one."

Garfield silently accepted.Wait, that's not right, why are almost all family rules not allowing me to do this and not allow me to do that? Dasheng, he is also an accomplice in a crime!A strong call for equality in family rules!

Dasheng bared his teeth triumphantly.

Tom rubbed Dasheng's head: "As long as Dasheng is within my sight, I will take care of him."

Garfield put on a face full of bitterness and hatred, held his chin, and wiped his head, you two have no lower limit, you really are a wife who married into the door, and the matchmaker threw it over the wall.